for your culture and of course for your precious lanthanum for which we will hollow out your country like a ripe cantaloupe. (laughter) next up, back in 2007, vladimir putin sent a robot submersible to plant the russian flag on the sea floor. it was the safest way to claim the north pole, because we all know what happens when you lick it. (screaming) (laughter) true story. but now the russians have gone too far, sending a russian orthodox bishop who lowered a holy memorial capsule into the sea, consecrating the north pole to the russians. it was bad enough when they were godless commies, folks. but now they're godly commies. (laughter) sorry, ruskies, everybody knows god gave north pole to america because that's where santa lives. (cheers and applause) and he is a salaried employee of the coca-cola company! (laughter) read your contract, crinkle. we need those coke-drinking polar bears to disappear and we can do the same thing to you, chris. folks, we must fight this russian orthodox religious nationalism with our own american orthodox religious nationalism. i say we slap a fur hat o