(laughter) >> larry. >> larry: marina. >> larry it's like-- when much blacker when she is talking aboutan talking about her white boyfriend. >> people want to look at black women and say we are bossi. but in actuality, we have vision. and we see things, like my bossiness, to you i'm being bossi but i'm just trying to give you help about something that you don't think you need help about. so you think you don't want that help i'm just trying to help you. >> larry: that's not bossiness. >> that's what you think it is bossi. >> the reason why bossi strikes us differently because as someone who has to advocate for herself constantly right in the white supremacist country black society and two bossi is one of these words where if are you educated and are you black and articulate and it is one of those words that it is a black handed articulate is a backhanded compliment. >> larry: the fact of the mat certificate we all know the black families are falling part for many reasons women had to take the lead. had to be assertive. i don't think black women should be penalized for that i get the las

>> hell, yes, larry. let me tell you something, white people could get an open-carry permit and neighborhood watch badge and suddenly they're captain america. it's a lot harder for a black vigilante like me. ( laughter ) >> larry: um you're a vigilante? >> yeah, i'm vidge. mike yard is just my secret identity. out in the streets they call me "black ice." ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> larry: i didn't know that. black ice? how come i've never heard of you? >> oh you've heard of me. >> watch your step, think smart, and watch out for black ice. >> that is black ice. >> black ice, talking about black ice. >> take care and watch out for black ice. >> black ice right outside your front door. ( cheers and applause ) >> that's right, larry. i'm invisible and slippery. ( laughter ). >> larry: another well, this is amazing. so mike you're out in your neighborhood trying to keep it safe. >> i got 36 arrests under my utility belt. >> larry: you put a lot of criminals away. >> no no, no i've been arrested 36 times. ( la

i like "larry, larry!" yeah. thank you welcome to "the nightly show." i'm your host larry, larry. okay, now, who's pumped for super bowl sunday? ( cheers and applause ) okay, okay, okay. here you go. here's my super bowl prediction. going out on a limb, going out on a limb. here's my prediction eye will be drunk by the coin toss. ( cheers ) just saying. wake me up for katy perry that's all i'm saying. ( laughter ) all right, now this has been a rough year for the nfl with all their off-the-field scandal, so it's got to be a relief for fans out there to finally have the scandal on the field. >> the so-called deflate-gate scandal. >> the nfl is investigating allegations that 11 of the 12 footballs that the patriots used in their a.f.c. championship win over the indianapolis colts were under-inflated. that would be an advantage since under-from thed footballs are easieser to grip and catch. >> larry: okay, all right now i know you guys are expecting me to do a gratuitous ball joke here, and as tempting as it is, you know, frankly, that's all i've been hearing for the past week. i rea

>> larry: so would you spank? >> yes. >> larry: you would spank? >> yes. >> no!top calling it spanking larry. it's hitting your kid! >> it's spanking. >> it's hitting your kids. you hit them. you don't little people! >> larry: i don't,-- i don't think you have watched "game of thrones "my friend. >> a lot of parents-- >> it's called read ago. >> larry: you're completely against it? >> yes! >> larry: but your mom stabbed you with a spoon. >> which is why i'm not hitting my kids! >> larry: i get ti it i get it. retta, where do you stand? >> i believe in hitting but it has to be a situation where when you talk to the child you they have to understand what they did and you say the next time-- >> larry: what level of spanking? you wouldn't use a belt or something like that? >> no. >> larry: you just hit them on the behind or something like that? >> yes. >> larry: deborah, you're look at-- >> discipline-- we have to go back to what it means. discipline means to teach and when you hit a child that teaches them that's how we handle a problem, by hitting and that's why we

>> larry: keep it 100.ada, so i'm going to have to say i'm saving canada. >> larry: what? saving canada? >> i'm already married. >> larry: she kept it 100! that's our "keep it 100"! we'll be back with more! (cheers and applause) flo: hey, big guy. i heard you lost a close one today. look, jamie, maybe we weren't the lowest rate this time. but when you show people their progressive direct rate and our competitors' rates you can't win them all. the important part is, you helped them save. thanks, flo. okay, let's go get you an ice cream cone, champ. with sprinkles? sprinkles are for winners. i understand. there was one distinct day when i got out of the shower and i looked up. i was like woah! my hair is thinning! it came as kind of a shock. but using rogaine® foam actually worked. my hair looks thicker, fuller, and i'm feeling much better because of it. men's rogaine® has definitely made a difference. (cheers and applause) >> larry: that's all the time we have for tonight. i want to thank our panel. thank yo

okay, let's start-- i am larry, larry larry. i have had my name legally changed. thank you very much. i'm so excited because we're doing a special show tonight. we get a lot of questions from you guys after every show. people say why didn't you ask is this th? that's how the questions sound. or why ydidn't you cover this. joining our panel tonight the star of abc's new show "blackish." i'm not familiar with that show. it sounds interesting, though. anthony anderson. cnn host and "new york daily news" columnist, s.e. cupp. also from cnn's morning show "new day," michaela pereira. ( applause ) and to help me sift through some of this stuff is our very own executive producer of "the nightly show," rory albanese. now we had a show on vaccines. this was one of our most divisive shows. it was unbelievable how passionate people were about it. the issue was people felt the measles vaccine maybe caused autism. we had people that weren't vaccinating their kids, and they had the big measles outbreak in disneyland, that whole thing. we had an anti-vaxxer on the show. >> the f

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welcome to "the nightly show i'm your host larry, larry, larry larry.laughter) before we get going, last night was the super bowl, and i'm a seahawks fan. i really slammed the pats on thursday's show. i mean, i hit your team like the wicked hahd. and a then i put this online. if the patriots win, i will eat a bowl of, whatever you call it, new england clam chowder. there go. yep. so i'm a man of my word. i've got a big bowl of new england clam chowder. this looks pretty good, actually. should i get some crackers? nah, i'll just eat it. mmm! very good! that's not "cheating," patriots fans. i just deflated the size of the bowl so it's easier to grip. bam! (cheers and applause) wicked hahb. the only thing worse than the game was the commercials. >> i couldn't grow up 'cuz i died from an accident. >> larry: jesus! i wanted to watch a football game. i didn't know i had to prepare a eulogy for a child. i was already feeling crappy enough from eating my famous seven-layer corn-tito double-dip bacon deep-fried sour cream-stuffed crust panini. trademark! don't a

i'm worth it. >> larry: hmmm. >> i want a black son! ( booing ). >> larry: no? what do you say?here you go. all right, you haven't had kids, department do the i.v.f.. and now you're going to do the "b" or "g"? >> i would say a girl because all statistics say the more women you have in a society, the more women you have in power, the more peace you have. ( cheers and applause ) and also i'll add to that because of that because of-- because of things that were done in china in the middle east mostly, we now have an imbalance we have too few women in the world. for world peace the only choice is women. >> larry: that is one of the most "keep it 100" answers i have ever heard. you're going to get a couple of stickers. we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ). >> if you are in new york city or making plans to visit, grab in free tickets tickets to attend an upcoming table of "the nightly show." ♪ your favorite taco bell treat... ...is now a coffee. we'll give you a second to drink that in. introducing new cinnabon delights coffee from taco bell. treat yourself. and get four free

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larry: yes. it had a very positive impact to the companies that transport like the trains. charlie: why build it? larry: the question i would raise, we have witnessed over the last few years some very horrific accidents with trains transporting oil. if you want to talk about the risk of these oil tankers going through towns, don't you think a pipeline is safer? i'm not going to get into a political debate. i did not understand why we vetoed it originally. it to me, it is now more political. do we need it, today? no. my strong view is that north america is the best place to be in the world today. xcode, canada, and the united states, the fact that we cannot create a regional, cooperative energy system is a shame. keystone became a symbol more than a fact. mexico is going to produce a huge amount of pipelines. i don't hear any backlash on their proposed pipeline. texas has many pipelines now because they are piping oil and natural gas to mexico. this became a political symbol more than a fact. char

>> larry: keep it 100.y i'm saving canada. >> larry: what? saving canada? >> i'm already married. >> larry: she kept it 100! that's our "keep it 100"! we'll be back with more! (cheers and applause) you pay for your data every month. so why does your carrier take back what you don't use? it's your data! all your unused data and if you switch now, we'll even give you 10 gigabytes of free 4g lte data on the spot. 10 gigabytes of free 4g lte data. only from t-mobile. ♪ pepsi is giving away 100 days of awesome music prizes. follow us on twitter and hashtag out of the blue with a picture of pepsi. ♪ (cheers and applause) >> larry: that's all the time we have for tonight. i want to thank our panel. thank you guys. as always thanks for helping me keep it 100 on twitter. each of our panelists has to answer one especially tough question, and i'm committed to doing the same. remember, i don't get a chance to see this question up till right now. okay. give me the question. tonight's question comes from @whitefoil. "if

welcome to "the nightly show," with larry wilmore. i'm your host larry wilmore. i hope you like our set. ( laughter ) i'm just asking. just a question. since you've been here since 3:30, you might be just a little-- you know. ( laughter ) i have a great audience tonight. a little cranky, but that's okay, that's okay. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: no-- guys. don't nobody mess with my crew except me. now you know, year only a month into 2015, and already it's a great year for gay marriage. >> florida becomes the 36th state to recognize same-sex marriage. >> a federal judge overturns south dakota's constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. >> larry: nice, south dakota. man well, the guys on mount rushmore can finally make it official. ( laughter ) yup. that teddy is a bear. that's for sure, right? ( laughter ) absolutely. okay, but you know what? to be honest, i thought same-sex marriage was already legal in-- i apologize. you know, i've been so involved with my blackitty-black-black stuff. i just have been lacking my gayitty-gay-gay. sorry. i haven't