for sandhya patel, larry beal, all of us here, we appreciate your time. right now, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, bette midler, eiza gonzÁlez, and music from florida georgia line. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. hello, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us after the long, and in many places, cold holiday weekend. if you resisted the urge to post "be my quarantine," congratulations. [ laughter ] we had a low-key valentine's day this year. you know, usually i'll ride up on a horse. with no shirt on, like fabio. [ laughter ] a single red rose in my teeth. this year, there was none of that. i did get a valentine's day gift from my mother this year. [ laughter ] that's right. my mother gave me -- she gave me and my wife a card, she wrote a card. and in the card was $200 cash. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] like a common prostitute, she gave me cash. [ laughter ] so i texted her, put up the text. "thanks for the gift slash monologue topic." she wrote back, "i despise you." [ laug