i'm larry boberry. >> and i'm gary nanananafoferry. >> well, the proof's in the pudding and the pudding's been smeared on the capitol walls. it's march madness. >> that's right, larry, where the top 16 lawsuits and investigations go head-to-head to see who will be the one to bring down the former president. >> it's anyone's felony. let's take a look at the hot matchups. >> you've got classified documents going up against the e. jean carroll defamation case. >> in the east, we've got the january 6 riot versus stormy daniels' hush money. >> it's a toss-up. you've got insurrection versus his erection. >> both messy affairs that left a woman deeply disappointed. now let's go to the kiss cam and boom goes my lunch. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... pain in the asset. first, stephen welcomes... christina ricci, former white house press secretary jen psaki and musical guest robert glasper with yebba. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]