larry david, when we all started out, we used to sit back in the back of the improvisation or whatever club we were in it just to watch larry. he was the comedian's comedian. back then he had hair like larry from the three stooges. he had wire rim glasses. he would get on a stage on a friday night at the improv. the crowd was predominantly suburban predominantly wouldblue hair. a pure suburban crowd. larry would get up. he will look at them and the first words out of his mouth -- you know, i feel very comfortable with you people. in fact, i feel so comfortable, i am thinking of using the true form of the verb instead of usted. i was laughing my ass off. it was so funny. the audience was like an oil tank. he had no idea what they were looking at. he kept on going. as said, i think a lot of people miss use the tu form of the verb. for example, when it they stabbed caesar. he said, et tu brutus? is that policies are, i just step do, if there's any time for usted, it is now. tumbleweeds down the aisle. larry would say, the hell to all of you and he leaves. but we knew that someday, somehow

. >> i helped larry david wright his speech. >> when we were far away from larry david, he says he wrote his speech. anyway, we like each other. we became friends and saw each other off and on over the next few years at conferences and stuff like that. alan kept saying -- >> we should do something together. >> i did not know what he meant. [laughter] he was very vague. he is kind of in the film-tv world, and people always say they want to do something. i said, ok, let's do something together. but i do not think we would. then he had this idea. >> his daughter played soccer. she was 11 years old. i had three children, all of whom spate -- played sports, little league, whatever. but he was 1,600 miles away from me. i was in new jersey. he was in florida. i can give you his home number later if you wish. [laughter] i said, listen, why don't we make it work for us? we came up with a situation where there is a championship game, girls 12 and under. the revf calls a 10-year-old girl of side when she gets what would be the winning goal in the championship game. her father goes ballistic. let's

> i'm such a huge larry david fan., yankee, ladies man, the whole deal. there are rumors he could be offered a movie role. it's this upcoming indie movie on salvador dali called "the surrealist." they are hoping he will play dali's social secretary who happens to be a pretty stunning, pretty leggy drag queen. they say it's a fit because the dali was obsessed with baseball. walt disney used to take him to games. his rep had no comment on this. maybe getting a glimpse into what a-rod can look like here. >> look at those arms. >> the rep just said he's focused on the season, winning another title. we're not going to comment beyond that, but maybe a-rod will be out there drag-queening it up. >> we'll call him alexa rodriguez. >>> finally, charlie sheen has a comeback on fx. "anger management" is due out in june. apparently his new network and the comedy are trying to spoof and kind of poke fun at his real life anger issues. take a listen. >> charlie sheen died. and went to fx. "anger management" premieres june 28th, only o

it was norman lear and his wife, larry david, bob scheer. they were sitting around w eeping in their expensive soup about the fact that we were living in hell. rupert murdoch on the media. george bush was president. norman lear had his pulse on american culture for 30 years. why cannot figure out how to deal -- deliver a message that is important and happening? >> that is important. we can find messages that speak to people where they are. they can also have some satire like stewart or colbert. there is the idea of exposing with satire. it opens people's eyes to the hypocrisy and corruption of our politics. the problem is you want the captivating stories and images and vocabulary, but a lot of the colbert-stewart stuff is so absurd and over the top that people do not want to get engaged. >> that is where a large number of people get their news. >> i think the obama campaign was a pivotal point, bringing people in. now they leave. there is the possibility that people will come back in. i agree with that movements also have their problems. i t

and there's a role for larry david as a nun. >> the face rings a bell. >> don't try this at home, but kids and immature adults, get ready to laugh along with the years silliest movie. 3 and 1/2 stars, rated pg. and i created twist on the standard issue horror movie is opening, "cabin in the woods." and a futuristic deep space prison break rescue of a common nothing new. and here's the weekend movie guide. four stars for the "hunger games" and for "titanic." 21 jump street gets three stars as well as american union and bully. two and a half stars for cabin in the woods and mayor remembed mirror mirror. i am arch campbell, abc 7 entertainment. 7 is weekend if. >> it is 6:25. still another half-hour of "good morning washington." >> an early end to the school year for students in fairfax county. we will tell you when summer vacation will begin. >> and the u.s. army drill team joins us for a display that if has only been done once before. >> temperatures are moving up >> live and in hd, this is "good morning washington" -- on your side. >> it is also the first thing showing the internation

they are on a mission to save the orphanage that raised them where jan lynch and larry david played nuns the face rings a bell. >>moe and zepa in the cast of "jersey shore." in my book 3 1/2 stars. is this a guy thing? it makes the best bet list along bet"the hunger games," titanic 21 jump street american reunioni and bully. >> they do these dax with rubber hammers. do not try this at home. -- gags with rubber hammers. >> it is very touching. [laughter] >> have a good weekend. >> you, too. >> up next, a look at the best and worst jobs. see if yours made the list. >> see what happens when this alligator got into a hotel. ring ring hello, progresso. it fits! fantasc! [ woman 2] ring ring progresso. they fit awesome thank you ring, ring [ man ] pro-gresso they fit! okay-y... okay??? you don't understand. i've been eating progresso because there's... 40 40 flavors 100 calories or less and now my favorite old jeans...fit. okay is there a woman i can talk to? [ male announcer ] proeresso. you gotta taste this soup. >> one of the many things that sets d.c.'s apart from other cities is the heigh

larry david plays a nun. [ light laughter ] in this movie. how did you get him to do that?nd then you hold him to it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. that's how you get him to do it. >> and, by the way, sofia viagra is -- >> jimmy: vergara, vergara. [ laughter ] >> vergara. she is spectacular. she shows up on the set -- now, we don't know her at all. and i've never met her and she comes on the set first day and she got the cleavage down to here, you know? the whole thing. and she walked -- she goes -- [ as sofia ] "you like?" i'm like, "yeah." >> jimmy: "i like." >> that night, we went out -- we went out for drinks that night, the whole crew and some woman came over to her and says, "oh my god, sofia, i'm a -- i'm a huge fan! i can't believe -- what are you doing here?" and she go -- [ as sofia ] "i'm making a movie." she says, "well, who do you play?" she goes -- [ as sofia ] "the scientist. who do you think i play?" [ laughter ] swear to god. >> jimmy: i can't wait to see it. i want to show a clip from the movie, "the three stooges." it's out right now, you guys. here it is.

david? [applause] >> thank you, larry. so i did have a half-hour speech prepared so we could delay getting back to city hall, but i will cut that short. i did joke to the mayor that we should make the weather into our environmental impact reports. i want to say that that is a joke, but i do think the weather today -- the wind that is going to walk down the -- knock down the sails of the america's cup boats and those people in the ballpark, i do not think we can take it for granted. we are blessed to live in when the most beautiful natural at the theaters in the world. this is why i am so happy to be a part of this amazing announcement. this announcement, in part, is about how we create and build another field of dreams. how is it that we take an empty parking lot and turn it into part of a 21st century waterfront? when some of the giants' organization approached me last year, and i want to think jack and some of your colleagues for presenting this vision to me, i was frankly blown away. the vision of housing some of amazin

it said i love larry david.threatened to kill dick. remember that quote? it's a great quote. anything else about veep we need to know about? >> tough watch it. >> when is it going to be? >> april 22nd, hbo. >> i can't wait. >> that's a clean up spot. >> yeah, it's a clean up spot. >> it seriously is. >> he doesn't kid around. >> what does that mean, clean-up spot? >> it's what sopranos is about. it's the big slot. >> yeah, yeah. it's a clean up spot. exactly. >> look at this picture, again. i love the shot they have to promote it. t.j., put that back up. she looks like a vice president. in the eyes. >> deer in the headlights. jul julia louie dreyfuss. thank you so much. [ male announcer ] this is corporate caterers, miami, florida. in here, great food demands a great presentation. so at&t showed corporate caterers how to better collaborate by using a mobile solution, in a whole new way. using real-time photo sharing abilities, they can create and maintain high standards, from kitchen to table. this technology al

he's got stories about signfeld, larry david, johnny carson. >> what did you learn? why are you done? >> i'm done, it's time to wrap up the show. i don't want to hear your voices anymore. i'm serious. i've got a -- >> is that a show? >> that's a great show. >> thank god neither i or his mother have never

he's got stories about signfeld, larry david, johnny carson. >> what did you learn? why are you done? >> i'm done, it's time to wrap up the show. i don't want to hear your voices anymore. i'm serious. i've got a -- >> is that a show? >> that's a great show. >> thank god neither i or his mother have never heard him doing it. >> it's like fingernails on a chalk board at this point. i have had enough for quite some time, actually. >> it's way too early. >> good luck, chimpanzee movie, take the kids. it's going to be a great movie. chuck todd, take it away, we'll see you tomorrow. >>> thank you, william. i feel your pain, president obama and mitt romney,

larry david last night on conen, explaining how to get out of a parking garage.of "bloomberg business week" josh. >> we're not going to burey the lead. how do you get by without sleep? >> we went to willie geist. he said he lies to his body, tells his body it's a different time. comes to work. he has a croissanwich. that helps. he says he does exercise and wears a lululemon singlet. very tight, apparently. and then sometime in the afternoon, barnicle comes by and gives hem a massage. >> oh, okay. >> the other thing he does, lies to us about being here. notice he's not here. >> where is he? >> well, we don't want to give -- die vil j that information. >> he's sleeping. he's power-sleeping for an entire week. >> josh, obviously, you're talking about highly successful people. a how-to guide. and one of the things that, you know, mika and i get by on four to five hours of sleep a night. and you talk to a lot of business people, a lot of politicians, margaret thatcher, you know, read her memoir. she got by on four hours of sleep. rudy guiliani gets four hours of sleep

it's like larry david's sick old granddaughter. >> i did. >> it's a way that it is so brutally honest. i'm wondering, you know, are there times you think, well, maybe i shouldn't go quite that far. >> i have a great brain trust of people around me, judd included, who let me know the line between honesty and aggressive and sort of -- how would i describe, a line between something that's honest and something that's sort of too in your face. the thing is, i always -- my litmus test for myself is does this feel real for me or for shock value is? if i ever feel i'm doing the look, i'm on hbo, check out what i can do, i pull back. >> in music where they were talking about female submission has already emerged as a theme. we see this as your character, hannah, in a relationship she has. you kind of feel for her. like, oh, gosh, don't do that again. it's not good for you. >> i compare it to -- >> i don't think spanking is good. i was asking young women in my office, is there a lot of spanking going on? >> well, it is -- did they answer you

be watched not only here in san francisco, for all the benefits you heard the mayor and larry and president david chiu in supervisor kim talk about what it will do for us every locally, but it will be a major international program, certainly one of the biggest the port has done. from the standpoint of how it ties in with the rest of the waterfront, we're blessed that we have 7.5 miles to develop. and with all the different opportunities in terms of open space and the maritime activities. this sounds to me like the most ambitious project that has been done, but it ties in with the objectives of the master plan at the port. we're very excited to be engaged with such great partners as the giants, and we look forward not only in terms of this development but also in terms of how it can forge a new business model in terms of the partnership and the teamwork and the benefits of both of the port, the city, the community, as well as the giants will accrue from this project. we are excited to engage further in a dialogue. as everybody has said, there is a lot of work to be done. we are excited to see this

area larry spoke to david swanson campaigner for roots action about the case of john kerry a coup he is a former cia official accused of leaking classified information to the media i asked david if he. was about politics or justice here's his take. certainly the former this is someone being charged the six person being charged under the obama administration under the espionage act but he has not been accused of having sought to endanger the nation having sort of aid in the so-called enemy he's been accused of blowing the whistle on the crime of torture and so he is being prosecuted for something which yes does resemble the original purpose of us you know that nine hundred seventeen which was to prosecute anyone oppose you know war we're discouraging recruitment any time you tell the truth about u.s. foreign policy towards urging recruitments from the u.s. military but that's not how they talk about it it's partly about it's as if he has endangered national security and yet this is someone who's gotten worse since the these events or a senate foreign relations committee and there's no

. >> plus, larry david taught us, right, in curb your enthusiasm. you need a machete. i'm not into that, either. >> no. >> i'm going to start looking. i didn't realize they had been raising prices so aggressively. when is the call? >> i've got to get out of here. i just want to hear the theater of this. king lear, richard iii. >> this is very different than the rest of so much of what we've got in terms of earnings, which has been very positive, across the board, oftentimes. better than anticipated. even if you take out apple, although not as much. >> 4.2% versus 6%. that's incredible. >> amazing. >>. >> colox better. j&j maybe even a few better. >> let's move onto spain. data shows that the country's rate jumped to 24.24%. that is the highest level since the early 1990s. that's after standard and poors dropped the credit rating. plus the firm citing worries, nothing that we venality talked about many, many times or been concerned about. i've had an opportunity being in new york now to catch up. and i will say to a person, they are greatly concerned about spain. and it

. >>> nba greats larry bird and magic johnson were david letterman's guests last night on "the late showhey're close friends these days. dave asks if that's always been true. . >> from the beginning, i wanted to be friends but larry didn't want none of that. >> he's an outgoing guy. loves everybody. wants to high-five and, you know, got that big -- big smile. my goal was to try to take three of them teeth home with me. >> bird and johnson were in new york to attend last night's broadway opening of "magic bird" a play about their on-court rivalry back in the 1980s. saw it last night, it was pretty good. >>> when we come back, how one family is dealing with their daughter's rare genetic condition, the same disorder rick santorum's daughter is living with. living w i remember the days before copd. my son and i never missed opening day. but with copd making it hard to breathe, i thought those days might be over. so my doctor prescribed symbicort. it helps significantly improve my lung function, starting within 5 minutes. symbicort doesn't replace a rescue inhaler for sudden symptoms. with sy

they played a part of the deposition of larry page by david boyes.was riveting in the sense that boyes was making the point that andy rubin had googled other executives where would you be -- rubin's team says we must need a license. well, they're on the stand explaining his understanding of java and that people do, indeed, need a license to use certain parts of java. in this case if you're going to write your own version, as google did, you need to get a license and buy a test kit to make sure that stays compatible. the case that, yes, indeed, google did need a license and that he was wrong in the part of the deposition that they showed. but, of course, google will argue the other side when they cross-examine allison. back to you. >> john, we're looking at oracle at intra-session highs. how do you trade oracle? >> i think that's kind of an ancillary thing, and i think the real story with oracle is this is a winning company when it comes to earnings reports. go back and look at the history as this company lays out what they think they'll do and exceed

larry jon, and winnie. >> good evening, everyone. i am from self help for the elderly. first of all, thank you, mr. mayor, supervisor farrell, and supervisor davidchiu for providing this opportunity to hear our voice. sekula, thank you to the mayor's office and the board of supervisors for your profound division and wise decision to provide funding to workforce development in the high tech field, health care field, and youth programs. but, please, do not forget to provide funding to workforce development in some very basic vocational skills. skills training, such as housekeeping, gardening, a culinary, and other hospitality programs for those very limited english proficiency immigrants. please do not forget to provide funding to vocational skill training to seniors who are the most reliable work force in this society. let's work together to help those limited-english proficiency new immigrants live a happy and healthy life in america. let's work together to help seniors retain their dignity in this community. let's work together to make this community a better place to live. thank you for your consternation. most important, thank you for your ac

larry jon, and winnie. >> good evening, everyone. i am from self help for the elderly. first of all, thank you, mr. mayor, supervisor farrell, and supervisor davidchiu