okay, larry flynt. if hef is worth $43 million, i'm gonna say larry flynt is in the ballpark of $25 million. [audience ohs] i guess that proves that soft porn doesn't pay as well as watching someone get peed on. [laughter] lesson learned, america. daniel tosh. i think the shocking part is that i made the list. [laughter] $400,000 in the red! [laughter] by the way, there's good debt and bad debt. currently, i'm upside down on a mortgage. [laughter] probably doesn't help that a hot girl flies me to mexico to invest in her family's tequila business either. next time, i'm saying, "no, gracias." [laughter] go to our blog to see the ones that we didn't have time for. see you next week. good night. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. thank you so much, folks. [ cheers and applause ] folks, there is no secret. please, folks, i've got to tell you... [ che