i will spend half of this show tomorrow night talking to larry king. i really appreciate the assessment of what he did wrong that has led to all of the heat -- hate. i want to know what larry king learned relative to the exit that he did relative to your exit from cnn. the new book is called, larry king, "truth be told -- off the record about favorite guests, memorable moments, funniest jokes, and a half century of asking questions." larry king, i will see you here tomorrow night. >> i will return. tavis: that is our show for tonight. . next time, keep the faith. -- until next time, keep the faith, tavis: hello, i'm tavis smiley. join me next time for part two of our conversation with larry king, also actress lucy punch. >> all i know is his name is james, and he needs extra help with his reading. >> i'm james. >> yes. >> to everyone making a difference -- >> thank you. >> you help us all live better. >> nationwide insurance supports tavis smiley. with every question and answer, nationwide insurance is proud to join tavis in working to improve financial

i had the opportunity and the pleasure of working with larry on many occasions. as a state department distinguished official, as secretary of state, when i was majority leader of the senate, i called upon him for advice and insight. and you could trust him absolutely, free of partisan taint, to give me his views. as we go about this business, i express my admiration and affection and my respect for what he has done for his country, for diplomacy, and for the grandeur of our nation. he deserves our accolades and he deserves your presence here today. >> it is mine curtilage to read "high-flying" by john gillespie, jr. sunward, i climbed enjoined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds and done a hundred things you have not dreamed of, wheeled and sword and a strong high on the sunlit silence. i chased the shadow and flung my eager craft, the long delirious burning blue. whenever a lark or even eagle flew. and while with silent slipped in mind, the hyatt untruss past sent to the of space put out my hand and touched the face of god. ♪ okd>?fñz/i ♪ 9myop??ÑóÑÑ]

the only person even more independent-minded than larry was marlene. i will never forget him telling me that mrs. reagan frown on marlene wearing pants is however elegant to white house dinners. you can only imagine both larry's and marlene's reaction to that. for all the wit and foibles that were so endearing, larry was a brilliant, blunt spoken, hard- headed realist and a lifelong defender of our country and its interests. america will miss the diplomat and of the national security legend. larry's friends will forever missed the man. >> i want to think the eagleburger family, scott, and, jason, for the invitation to share some observations about the uninsured and diplomat, not only on my own behalf, but on behalf of the men and women of the state department. when i was first asked to be secretary of state by president obama, i figured i should call all of my esteemed predecessors to ask for any words of advice. and i had met secretary eagleburger, but i cannot claim to have been a friend or colleague. so when i called and i said i would very much appre

larry, take a bow." and iherries jubilee. [ laughter ] which is ice cream with cherries all over. i stand up, hit the table. the cherries fall all over me. cherries dripping down my face, ice cream going down my suit. everybody -- the band collapses, sinatra's laughing. no. i wipe it all off. i tip the waiter. driving home i have no money and this girl says, "want to come over?" "yeah." then she says, "why don't we stop and get some coffee. i don't have any in the house." i pull into the royal -- >> jimmy: you got no money. >> i got no money. i run into royal castle. i run back out. i said, "they can't change $100 bill." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and you had a good night? >> good night! >> jimmy: after the break, larry king are doing some fun stuff, come on back. stick around you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm good about washing my face. but sometimes i wonder... what's left behind? [ female announcer ] new purifying facial cleanser from neutrogena naturals. removes 99% of dirt and toxins withou

i could support him. maybe they can throw in a two liter... >> jon: are you placing an order, larry in >> yeah, damn right, jon. you wt something? >> jon: no, i don't. larry, thank you. larry wilmore, everybody. >> jon: welcome back. if you at home are anything like our studio audience, you sat through our first act wondering, why didn't you mention the latest details on the anthony weiner sexting candle. the answer is we can't do it every act of every show. we need a few minutes to remember what it was like. you know, before. [laughter] [bleeped]-gate waits for no man. at this point the wig question is, how will the congressman's constituents in brooklyn and queens react to the scandal. >> the rules of the apartment building. >> sure, of course. >> anthony, go in, go in, tell 'em to leave you alone. go inside. [laughter] >> jon: we have our answer. they will react like stereotypical elderly denizens of brooklyn and queens. [as a woman:] anthony, go back inside. if you go out late, wear a light jacket. you never know. you're skin and bones. this damn thing just keeps getting crazier. perhaps no, sir indic

i got an inside horse: larry, that's my inside horse. larry, stay awake! >> oh, god, he's gonna topple! >> stay up, larry. >> come on, larry, you can do it. you can do it, larry! >> you feeling bad? that's too bad 'cause i'm just getting my second wind. cricket, now! >> here i come, dee! i love you so much! (dee gasps, screams) >> oh, my god, my knee! oh, my god! >> larry! >> larry wins! >> you won the bar for us! >> larry wins! >> all right, larry! >> i have a shattered kneecap. >> dee, we can start again, right? >> never talk to me again, you goddamned street rat! >> look on the bright side, deandra. at least you're not ranked last anymore. >> who's last now? >> charlie. >> that kid really needs to learn how to read.(" >> may 31, 2011, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is skwraoufrplt we're back, baby! we've got a nice one tonight. jimmy fallon is go

i'm that kind of think like who else really, jake would be good as larry. i don't know. >> michael sarah. >> what was the purpose of firing served from mci. he hasn't done much politically? is that an internet figurehead will come or what is the intro thinking there speak as i can never chance to wider internet company can have a chance to hire the founder of the net you take it. and actually it is, i think people rely on him for his wisdom and i think he's a powerful force, he's based in the d.c. area, to talk to policymakers and people who watch google come in that sense. people listen to them. so i think it was a good higher. >> unit, actually we didn't talk about the whole verizon situation. and that's the more sudden did in him because he had been previously a huge net neutrality advocate, and i think that's what these places where i think a lot of people who serve believe in the evil so they got turned around to surrounding network neutrality that one website shouldn't be favored over another. >> right. >> and all of a sudden google has this turned arou

just make sure the bums can't get anything to eat and so i don't know i do you really disagree with larry i mean i think this is i have an issue with people who go out and routinely regularly break laws or ordinances for price and they're like oh my god i don't know why i'm getting arrested let's is also a look at the oppressors i have a problem with because they are because they disagree with the law or the ordinance in the first place so they do it to draw attention yeah right but i mean if you actually if you go screaming and crying about it afterwards already knowing that's what was going to happen to you then that's where i find it to be a little bit annoying but if you just acknowledge it and say i'm just trying to bring light. this issue because it's a stupid ordinance and you can't feed homeless people but i think they don't actually i mean the food not bombs you go like they just go out and do this like every week they do and you know we can we cower i think it's like a great public service i think the city of orlando is like they have absolutely no reason whatsoever. to buy these

listen to somebody say all that i never heard the word grand days before i don't know the economy larry i thought that was really funny i mean i don't like when anyone's homophobic or when they go off on these rants but i got to spend it and you know what pilots should be able to talk about what they want in this business we all wear mikes i mean sometimes the mike is left on and you say something you wish you wouldn't have or actually that you would have but you wish people would have heard so i don't know i could get the guy is obviously a jerk as you said. i was happy to learn the grand days of the word ok i think it's a customer service issue or just doesn't like regardless of whether or not there's any sort of legal ramifications like i don't know sexual harassment or something but more importantly what makes the people on the plane feel uncomfortable we know it was open for all i don't know if everyone on the plane i heard it even back at the station was just people in there trying to control towers that were hearing a lot of patients and it's hilarious. you know i mean in regular u

is that good or bad i'm not sure i've heard people say oh larry i was the man or the man like all you i would more important have you been practicing your dancing skills do they need practice what are you for or are you trying to say radio we think our will are before we're going to want to play a clip of star audiences we're talking about from your now infamous arrest with us last saturday let's roll that. you know a lot. of free speech. and moral compass yes kids can. be. seen through light but they were going to say just kidding yeah really bad boy you're like this is where they fell for you i'll let you go but no and we actually planned on being arrested we were willing to risk arrest you were there like after the cop gave his warning kind of just taunting the little lady right away to set the record straight we didn't even hear the warning we weren't there to get arrested we're there to be supportive of you and your group and the rule was even ten minutes later to go to new york so certainly all the right wingers out there the move the neo cons of the leaders of the republican pa

would be remiss if i did not remind everyone to please turn off your cellphone ringers so we do not have any distractions. there is one exception to that rule, and that would be larry bair. i hear that your ringtone is "we are the champions," and that one is ok with me. speaking of larry, the giants were pleased to share with us the world series trophy. [applause] the giants have brought so much to this city, sharing with us this incredible trophy. it is just outstanding. it will be at the giants' boost today when we have a break -- booth today when we have a break. you can take a few photos. but do not take it home with you. you'll be hearing from me from time to time today, so i will keep this short. to kick off our events and provide welcoming remarks, allow me to introduce our newest rock star -- mayor ed lee. has shown that he is a natural for the job. i have been closed to him for decades. he is the head of the human- rights commission. he went on to become the city purchaser. mayer brown appointed him to be the director of public works, and he spent several years as city administrator. i never would have thought that ed lee would be mayor of san francisco. b

written in the constitution those are enough ambiguity that i think no ambiguity with regard to this larry i would challenge you to cite a single syllable of anybody who was there writing the clause that suggested the president go to about other words there's a lot of the original enough we're talking about the real world the word that we love it would happen even though i have to this is that i know this we're going to have time for it i know you want to repeat my words and we're out of time i want to thank you both for joining me and this is the problem right you could say the legal language it's very clear what's going on but in the meantime everyone's going to try to have their own interpretation and the war goes on thank you so much i mean here. now still to come tonight a secret grand jury looking into the wiki leaks case calling a frequent guest of ours to testify we're going to hear what david house told the grand jury in just a moment and it's a growing trend amongst anti-war activists their homes being raided by the f.b.i. tonight in minnesota woman tells the story of her home the

i am asking the board to support the efforts that larry bradshaw mentioned to you. i hope that the board of supervisors would encourage them to sit down with you and work it out. i was from the housing clinic. i was a community organizer. i walked the streets and i know what these nonprofits do. i know that their work is hazardous. it is unbelievable what they provide to the city in terms of value. maybe it is time to look at the very rich in this city. they make it so that tourism and commerce can happen. they allow you to extend invitations. it is some of the work of these community groups and the public services of the public employees. it is time that the wealthy take a look at this. everybody is giving to preserve

treated health care is something that is a right that he can have this problem lay in the people here larry i know you want it all doesn't it actually. i mean do our girls thanks for joining me tonight for having us ok that's it. tonight's show thanks for tuning in and make sure you come back tomorrow lawrence wilkerson is going to be back on the show to discuss obama's announcement about america's involvement in afghanistan in the meantime don't forget to become a fan of the lower show on facebook and follow us on twitter and missed any of the night's show or any other nights you can always catch a dollar you tube dot com slash the long show very post interviews as well as the show in its entirety we up next is adam vs the man. wealthy british style stock. market. find out what's really happening to the global economy. for a no holds barred the global financial headlines kaiser reports. the official on t.v. application. called touch from the. life on the go. video on demand. old costs and feeds in the palm of your. question. in the united kingdom is available in the house bill and. hotel the

. >> my name is larry griffin. i am on the board of the booker t. washington center. i am here to speak in favor of the project. i am a native of san francisco and the western addition. a first set foot in booker t. washington in 1962 with my father who was doing volunteer basketball coaching. this is a very important project not just to the african-american community but the community of san francisco as a whole. the idea of transitional housing for youth, if you go down to mcalester and market or any parts of the tenderloin, you will see where a lot of foster youth and a graduate in two. they really do not have places to go to. it is really important. there's a lack of affordable housing in the city. this is a good project. it is a win-win for everybody. i understand the concerns of neighbors. i would be more concerned about a muni bar in my neighborhood than booker t. washington center. i hope you vote to approve this. thank you for your time. supervisor mirkarimi: come on up if i have called you. >> my name is donald clark. i was in foster care from 11 to 19. my t

that last instrument is larry dutton's passion. >> i love the sound. love the quality of the sound, the vocal quality of the instrument. >> reporter: when he was in the third grade, larry actually began playing the violin. but in high school, he found it easier to hold the bigger viola. a talent for the instrument led larry here, to julliard. it's one of the top schools in the world for the performing arts. >> when i got to julliard, i found the people that really embraced and loved chamber music. and we would hang out friday, saturday nights, and we would play string quartets and all kinds of chamber music all through the night. we'd order pizza at about 1:00 in the morning, and then we'd keep playing until, you know, 6, 7:00 in the morning, and then go out and have breakfast. >> reporter: clearly, this was years before playstation. the emerson quartet was formed out of those relationships. its members have now been playing together for more than 30 years. >> i think somehow, what we communicate to the audiences have been interesting to them, that the

rita wilson, a blond. >> tom is determined that i will leave this protection and measure all protections hence force on this one. it wasn't like that on larry crowne. >> this isn't the first time tom and julia stored in a movie together. can you mention the first one? >> charlie wilson's war. >> you're good. you read it in a script. >> no, i can't read. we talked about this. >> tomorrow i'm sitting down with tom and julia. to find out how their spouses felt about kissing. >> you no i can read, i'm just playing with you. >> still to come right here tonight. "charlie's angels" is coming back to primetime. who is the new voice of charlie. >> plus, only we have a brand-new interview with bedown say. you're not going to want to miss this one. stick around. >>> matthew mcconaughey and girlfriend camilla alvez took >>> gleeks of the world unite as the "glee" live in concert tour smashes records. >> this has been the hottest ticket across the country. sold out in 18 cities. >> yeah, that backup noise you're hearing, that's the money trough backing up and dumping a lot of cash. lea michele, darren will be there. chris. you'll enjoy it. >> members of

i was serving my customer here, larry, and this customer comes in my store and he goes he needs to buyco along with a lottery ticket and rolling papers. i say, yes, no problem. >> but cindy and larry notice the man is acting a little strange. >> you could tell this customer you have to watch him like a hawk and make sure everything is okay. >> he seemed on edge and maybe under the influence of alcohol or drugs. skutish. skittish. i just got these bad vibes. i was thinking he was going to grab some merchandise and run so i kind of was keeping an eye on him. >> when larry turns his attention back to the computer, cindy heads to the counter to wait on the man. >> i told him we only take cash. he said, yeah. i got cash. he goes i got only american. i said yeah. no problem. we love american money. while i was ringing in the items he handed over $50 fake to me. as soon as he put it in my hand i notice it's fake and i said it's fake money. >> when cindy refuses to take his money the man becomes irate. >> he started using filthy language. i said i'm going to call the police. he said give my mo

. >> my name is larry nelson. i am here to speak to the issue of substance abuse outpatient services. i have worked with these folks for 30 years, so i think i know what i am talking about when i say it is a critical service. it is a catchment for folks that cannot go into residential treatment or are not messed up enough to go into residential treatment, or just cannot tolerate that kind of service. our residential services has a three month to four months waiting list for men. there is no place else for these folks to go except for two and outpatient situation well they are trying to keep their families, jobs, and lives together. i would ask you to once again rescue us from these budget cuts, as you have done year after year. thank you for hearing me. >> i am here as a home care worker. i would also like to speak for my client, who is not able to be here today. i am speaking as health care is a component of our health system. i urge you not to undermine our ability to provide for our home care clients, to keep the

tavis: i love larry king. you're the best. >> you're the best. tavis: the new book is called "truth be told." memorable moments, funniest jokes and a half century of asking great questions. larry, always an honor to have you on this program. >> thank you. he's leaving, folks. tavis: up next, a conversation with actress lucy punch and her role in the film "bad teacher". stay with us. lucy punch has established herself as a rising star in hollywood following her role opposite anthony hopkins in the woody allen film "you will meet a tall, dark stranger." she is now in "bad teacher" with cameron diaz. here now a scene from "bad teacher". >> here she is. elizabeth halsey. i am so excited we're going to be across the hall mates but i am so sad because your relationship ended. >> who are you again? >> amy squirrel. >> squirrel? yeah. you know. don't worry, you were kind of a lone wolf last year and so busy planning the wedding. >> i found him in bed with somebody else. >> oh, my gosh! >> it was another man. >> shut the front door! tavis: lucy, nice to h

i am so excited about the tor you are about to go on, the larry king tour. tell me about it. >> i have spoken of my career at conventions. i have spoken at general motors and ama, and i always try to be funny. i like making people laugh. if i were starting over and i did not look -- did not love broadcasting so much, i would have been a comic. when i finish at cnn, and i am still doing specials, i have a special on alzheimer's the same day your book is coming out. my nephew is a top broadway producer, and he came to me and said, why don't we put together an act? let's book your round the country. >> i said people will not know i am funny. we will have to sell that. he got me booked into vegas and atlantic city and the theaters all over the nation. i am going to work some casinos were my wife will open. tavis: charlie sheen bombing does not give you any pause? >> he is not a comic. he is funny as a comedic actor, but he is not a comedian. i know that i am funny. i know timing and pacing. i know how to tell a joke. i can tell you a joke and make you laugh right

i never liked it. we did it because we do it. >> did it on "larry king live." >> we did it. h it. i never felt comfortable, unless, unless, there is a proviso, you were a paid public official. if we are paying the collective salary of congressman weiner, we have a right to this. if it's a movie actor or larry king or howard kurtz or anybody, i don't think it's anybody's business. >> if you felt uncomfortable, why did you do it? competitive reasons? >> competitive reasons. you work at cnn. i don't own the camera. the producer says we have to cover this. it would be like don't cover this -- i couldn't not not do it. there are other things. you don't like everything you do in this business but you love the business. >> you soy a lot of what appeared in the stab lloyds was not true. there were stories about you and another woman. you didn't want to get into detail in knocking them down. how did you feel reading about yourself? >> with the weekly tabloids, they really go away. they really do. if it ever happens to you, howie, i hope it never happens to you, weekly tabloids go away

i was alive. an older than you might think. >> members of the rules committee, my name is larry griffin and i want to thank you for taking a moment for the firefighters that we lost today. my bleeding heart is today for that. i am on furlough time. i am here as the political action share in the at large chapter chair for local 21. they showed up at the last rules committee meeting of reporting -- opposing supervisor wiener's charter amendment. let to express some of our concerns and listen to what the supervisor has to say. live for talking with you on that. >> thank you for being here. >> i am one of the idiots that reads these things verbatim to understand what the wording is and as a result, what the potentials are. i look forward to looking at your changes, and i want to and knowledge that you did respond to the multiple people that came and said they were very concerned about the initiative coming under this because the bottom line is, the age of reason was a book by al gore and he talked about why people don't involve themselves in government anymore. we have turned our government over to a bunch of bureaucrats that run it.

real concern of our problem although we don't need a million interfere larry and i thought there's really not an every day every day one being a good kid our civilians. from this country this is probably well those voices and can more more frequent is the sound of exploding bombs and warplanes a drowns them out. cheaply greg. russia says the crisis in syria should be resolved through dialogue and once the violence to stop it comes as russia's president will envoy to africa met with syrian activists here in moscow are things clear over hasn't happened. it's important to stress that this isn't any fishel visit from the syrian opposition although members of the group they do call themselves syrian opposition in attendance here in moscow is also people from n.g.o.s and human rights groups now they've come to the russian capital to go in russia to put more pressure on president assad the syrian leader to stop the violence in the country now they've spoken with mikhail margelov a senior russian diplomats a very experienced member of the the foreign ministry when it comes to this part of the wor

larry crowne gave up on being cool. ilong to be cool, like larry crowne, all the smart guys amongst your nonunion crew. they wait for a woman to come along and say, i like you. you're cooler than you think are you. you're going to get a haircut and stop tucking in shirts like that and wear different pants and put on these boots, they'll alter the way you stand. >> who dressed you today? >> who dressed me? i believe i'm married to the taste maker rita wilson. >> not bad. >> she approves. she approves all of my celebrity meal train regard robe. >> you look fant. >> thank you very much. >> that's for rita. talia is this character and she takes you, the geek larry crowne, and hips you up. >> this is what happens when you open yourself up to the environment like a community college is that you will park next to somebody who will change your life somehow. she's just aa nice girl. i'm riding a schoooter. she says, you want to join my gang? next thing, i got places to go, people to hang out with a much better wardrobe. >> it's al

species. >> reporter: even so ken wiseman says he takes seriously the concerns of fisherman like larry collins. >> i say to larry and his colleagues who we invited to come on down and say let's figure out how we can minimize that damage to your industry at the same time let's talk about how we can do the long-term investment that makes sure you have fish for you and your grandkids. but i think we worked pretty hard to make sure that nobody was put out of business. >> reporter: despite disagreements and some legal action, the zoneses are becoming law. scientists say it will take at least five years of close monitoring before they know how effective marine protected areas are in restoring health to the ocean. >> woodruff: finally tonight, conflict among the world's oil producers drives up prices. margaret warner has our story. >> warner: the price of oil climbed to nearly $102 a barrel today, up nearly 3% in two trading days, after a bitterly divided organization of petroleum exporting countries, or opec, failed to agree to increase oil production. saudi arabia led the push to raise production quotas

that's what he is. >> absolutely. >> and also, i think what the audience are realizing and critics, larryrite a beautiful play. now, in 1985, he wrote a polemic, a political diatribe, he great a great play. it's hilariously funny. a beautiful love story. it's very impassioned. and i think this production of it, because of george, is -- you really see that oh, i could see why the ned weeks character fashioned himself after phillip barry because a lot of larry kreimer's language could be heard in another version in a fill up barry play as a sophisticated romance and i think that part of the play -- has been pushed up in this production and it has not been in other productions. >> larry is five or six nights a week outside of the theater, handing out letters. tell them, george. >> larry wrote this very intense impassioned letter where he talked about aids and the characters that he wanted in the play and, he said i want the audience to come in and think they're going to see "barefoot in the park" instead of opening the play bill and saying i know what i'm going to see. he said the same thing

i am larry beil. >> and i am carolyn tyler and more with dan and cheryl and the news at five.tching. a solemn sight that san francisco has not seen in decades. 200 fire engines come to town to pay tribute to two fallen heroes. they were among the thousands attending the firefighter's funeral. >> rinse and tony gave their lives in the pursuit of the saving lives. euology for valerio and perez who died battling a house fire. the moving procession makes its way to the burial site in colma. >> southbound interstate 2x 0 is closed at this hour. >> chp is telling drivers to expect delays until 7:00 tonight. it made its way over 280. they came from canada to honor lieutenant perez

larry king. >> finally. >> tuscaloosa, your call. >> by the way, the air conditioning in here -- >> yeah. >> who planned this? >> why? are you cold? >> am i cold? >> throw a log on it. this is freezing, bill. >> get larry king a shawl. please. i want mr. king to be perfectly happy. >> it's cold. >> i don't mean to complain. >> time nor new rules. >> we're going to warm it up for larry we visits us on "morning joe." still ahead, while you're awake, your crackdown texts and morning joe is moments away. [ man ] i'm some guy you just met. you listed this midlife crisis on the internet. and three emails later, you trusted me with a test drive... [ chuckles ] how hard can this be? [ engine turns over ] and if you don't have the right motorcycle insurance, you could be fixing this bike yourself. [ crash! ] [ spits ] so get allstate. hey! you could save money and be better protected [ laughs ] from mayhem like me. [ dennis ] dollar for dollar nobody protects you from mayhem like allstate agents. >>> the united states postal service running out of options. more specifically, running out of cash. they've got $12 billion from the treasury and appare

her i was fortunate to have first right deputies at the white house and treasury or at state, but of all of them, ladies and gentlemen, larry eagleburger stands out. i think i can imagine the scene when larry arrived at the pearly gates. st. peter was there. after greeting larry he announced to the multitudes and haven't, thin heaven, the eagles landed. larry, it was a privilege to be your friend and colleague. we miss you. we honor your service to our country and we will see you on the other side. >> members of the eagleburger family, distinguished guests, who of his associates can ever forget larry at work? on short sleeves, asthma inhaler in one hand, cigarette in the other, cough drops in front of him, a telephone squeezed between shoulder and ear and loud opera music blairing from his recorder. larry was indispensable. as an associate and friend. a designer and executor of policies and as our conscience. larry lifted our spirits, enobled our perspective and held a succession of administrations to fulfill america's aspirations. the only foreign service officer ever to reach the office of secretary of state, lararry inti