larry king. yes, larry king is a legend. in this business, larry king is known as a triple threat.hit his pants. [laughter] larry king is an elderly bastard. seriously, those suspenders aren't for his pants. they're for his balls. [laughter] speaking of old crips, snoop dogg is here. [cheers and applause] on a past roast, snoop claimed i wanted to bang him. please, if i want to bang a skinny black man with braids, i'll call alicia keys. [laughter] - ooh. - snoop's not the only musical artist on the dais. marilyn manson is here. oh, i'm sorry. that's whitney cummings. you know, whitney, people in this business hate you because you're beautiful and thin. not me. i hate you because you're a cunt. [laughter] anthony jeselnik is here. i'll pause for a few moments so those of you at home can wikipedia him. [laughter] it's great you're here, anthony. what happened? is daniel tosh busy getting fisted in key west? [laughter] it's great to see my old friend jeffrey ross here tonight, doing what he does best-- sitting and watching funny people tell jokes. wow, jeff, you're even uglier than yo

larry king is the cofounder.he said the new program will resemble his program larry king live. >>> meteorologist wyatt everhart checking in with the latest and greatest of our baltimore weather, which has been so fantastic this spring. i say spring and technically on the caller we -- calendar, we have a week to go. it looks like it will feel like it for a lot of this week. people taking a walk down harbor place because why not, the sun is out. temperatures pushing 0degrees-- 70 degrees. not feeling the humidity. mt. airy with a few high thin clouds. and in bel air today from charm city we find nothing but sunshine and a nice, nice late winter technically day. maryland's most powerful radar showing rain, cumberland west. we think a lot will fizzle out in the mountains, expecting that to hold up until daybreak tomorrow. the best chance for showers will come tomorrow afternoon in the heating of the day. upper 60s to near 70 at dulles. winds are from the south. that's a warm air flow. that's going to continue through

his rep says it will be similar to larry king live which ended in 2010. king's wife will be involved if the project. >>> the hunger games movie premiered last night and fans of the series camped out overnight to be among the first to see it on the big screen. the adaptation is a popular book and the movie is based on a trilogy written by susan collins focusing on a futuristic world where they watch contestant fight to the death for sport and it premiers every where friday. >>> as weird as austin texas can be there's wi-fi hot spots. >> the homeless are helping out with patching up the problem. now it's a pilot program called homeless hot spots. the homeless earn $20 a day plus cash for anyone who logs online. >> users ask for a password which starts the conversation. that's the point of the whole thing. >> so much of our time is spent walking with our hand to our phones and to make icon tact and having conversation with a person that may not necessarily ever do, it's a nice way to start the program. >> the brain child of an ad agency is seen as step up fr

larry king announced he'll be hosting a new daily talk show online.hich is a new network on the internet that larry king just co-founded. it's kind of funny to imagine larry king -- really, the only place larry should be online is for the early bird special at golden corral. the format of the show will be a little bit different from his tv show. the plan is to make it an hour of larry staring into a webcam wondering if it's turned on and if anyone can hear him. this is interesting. and stupid. mostly stupid. a new survey shows that 52% of republican voters in mississippi and 45% in alabama think president obama is a muslim. to be fair, it is same people also believe it's okay to wear pajama jeans to walmart so -- only 12% of those surveyed in those states said they believed obama is a christian. 36% said they weren't sure what religion he is. see, this is what happens when your state has fewer schools than waffle houses. meanwhile, this is pretty funny. this happened during a press conference in the white house. in the spring, chicago, which is presid

richard katz and larry king. this is what gene gordon lidy says. the temptation to cheat is very strong. th more successfu and powerful a man becomes, the more typical infidelity becomes. women are naturally attracted to wealth and power and will throw themselves to a man who has either. if takes some one with extraordinary self-control to deny them that temptation. if a man wants to cheat i would give him the same advice i was going to give a man that was temped to try heroin, don't do it. >> power is afro dees shee back. >> i would also tell that man don't think you will get away with it. women always know. once you break that bond of trust, it may be forgiven but never be forgotten. you will never get back what you once had. don't do it. gordon lidy. you believe all that? >> i believe what he is saying is absolutely correct. >> women have some power to detect? >> i know my wife in particular has that power to detect. i belt yours has it as well. either one of us better be careful if we have such a notion. >> i know your wife very well. rose who

or as larry king put it -- [ as larry king ] "hey, my ficus is back!nd applause ] kinda sounds like popeye --" >> steve: [ as popeye ] "hey, my ficus is back!" sounds like dave coulier. >> jimmy: dave collier did the best popeye. >> steve: he did. he did the best popeye. >> jimmy: [ imitates popeye laugh ] >> steve: [ imitates popeye laugh ] >> jimmy: can you do him? >> steve: "olive, come over here and -- sweet pea." [ as popeye ] "i think i'll go over here and see what sweet pea's doin'." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ took me awhile. getting warmed up. go ahead. ♪ thank you, weatherman, for basically saying, "i'd like to be professionally wrong for a living." [ cheers and applause ] "thank you -- it looks like it's gonna be totally rain -- sunny today and -- enjoy the sun-rain." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, cliffhangers, for being so -- [ suspenseful music ] so -- ♪ so -- ♪ eh, i'll tell you next week. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, the dr. seuss character, lorax, for showing us what it would look like if snooki hooked up wit

there is a launch base there that will feature new content from retired interviewer larry king. we're talking earlier that's a big name but i don't know that it holds the appeal of internet users that larry king is going to be big. >> what's the connection between slim and king? >> that's a good question. i don't know the answer. he's got the money to fund it and it's a way of getting around the american laws about networks because if it's on the internet, well, more power to him. >> while king had an old audience, slim has, he's got us talking about it. >> that's right. >> thank you. >> 6:26. still to come on "today in the bay," millions of federal dollars on the way for b.a.r.t. >> also, the latest out of afghanistan following a killing spree by a u.s. soldier. >> the last full week of winter, better late than never. a series of winter storms lining up in the pacific and a lot of rain headed our way. i'll let you know which cities could pick up three inches. >> your first commute with the time change. so far the patterns are a ltl different. we have the slowing nonetheless. ♪

. >> "larry king live" calls. they want him to be part of a panel on tonight's show to discuss missing toddler caylee anthony. >> it's been a long day but i got a call this afternoon that "larry king live" was going to be talking about the missing girl in orlando, florida, and they were going to talk about forensic evidence they had found. >> that is very concerning to me. the smell of decomposition is very distinct. the fact that it was -- >> dr. spitz isn't the only one from his office still busy. >> okay. great. i will be on my way out there. all right. see you in a little bit. >> an employee of the medical examiner's office is on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to respond to death scenes. six medical investigators split 12-hour shifts. when someone's life ends, their work begins. >> they go to these scenes and they collect the information that i need and that they need to make decisions about how a death investigation is going to be handled. >> pulling the night shift after the bloody scene at the condomini

(applause) enough with the hacking of the-- i don't remember larry king being a victim of that.t, i remember that. i remember that. (laughter) that was-- i imagine the mass response to anybody watching the show now is like everybody taking the cinnamon challenge at once. ah! ah! all right. there we go. thank you. bashar al-assad. the syrian dictator currently 12 months into a massacre of his own citizens. it's about time someone revealed his secretary red tactics and weaknesses. >> more than 3,000 e-mails reveal that the syrian strongman is hooked on itunes. (laughter) >> jon: this guy massacres his own people with impunity but makes sure he purchases his music legally? (laughter) >> jon: i'll taunt nato and the world community but even i won't [bleep] with apple. >> assad downloaded video imgas, movies, apps and tunes by lmfao, chris brown and even country star blake shelton. >> jon: wow. he downloads chris brown. i hope the association with an unapologetically violent brute doesn't hurt assad's reputation. (laughter) what else you got on this guy? >> we have some of the snippe

when i think of hipsters watching a new internet channel, i'm not sure i think of larry king as the onehey are going to see. it launches today. we'll see how it goes. >> with all due respect to mr. king and the suspenders i agree with you, scott. >> i'm not going to touch that one. 5:26. still to come, occupy protesters planning to take their cause to county offices hooxt they are targeting. >> plus, the search continues for a former marine missing for more than a week in pacifica. >> our mild winter comes to a screeching halt this week. the storm door swings open. i'll let you know how much rain we're expecting and how long these showers will last in your full forecast. >> with that time change already in effect, remember to change the clock in your cars. we have slowing for80. ♪ so, this is delicious okay... is this where we're at now, we don't care anymore? we just eat whatever tastes good? excuse me? [ man ] like these sweet honey clusters, they're awesome so no way they're good for you. but i guess that's okay right? actually there's a half a day's worth of fiber in every ... why s

buying all these businesses out there and also the owner of a tv station out in guam who gives larry the title "king larry" and sort of ridicules his pretending to be this, be this great person who's just writing the laws for free but is actually someone with really nefarious motives and a great deal of power over these people. and finally larry attracts the ire of the state department because they hear he's tarted to invest in vietnam which is illegal under the trading with enemies act. and which he was, actually. in 1991, about ten years after he got to saipan, larry had sort of become bored with that, and vietnam had been a naturally attractive place for a guy like him because it was illegal for him to be there which larry loved. he loved anything he wasn't supposed to do. and it was really virgin territory because americans weren't allowed there. and he'd started going there, and it had to be so secret at the time that he actually was brought in the trunk of a car across the border because it was illegal for americans to, um, to do business. so when larry died, there were, there were some invest

williams and larry king as geoff.,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,, >> more than one dozen adults crammed in like sardines but there is one thing they claimed the landlord never told them. how people are turning their homes into big money makers right before the sheriff comes to foreclose >> a veteran with post-traumatic stress disorder kills his little sister. >> what is on its way into the bay that is expected to be a tight squeeze. the evening. >> we have been asking for ran all winter long and now late winter storms are causing real problems. take a look at the san lorenzo river at the santa cruz beach boardwalk. it is actually split off from its normal course and is running parallel to the amusement park and threatening damage. we will check in with roberta to see where it is raining >> in ben lomond, over 1 ft. of rain has accumulated. we're seeing light showers developing over the northern portion of the bay area. hit or miss scattered showers in the valley and the rain is changing over to snow and ice. that is right around the greater lake tahoe area. we will talk about the storm and the

days like larry king thanks for joining our pleasure . crazy alert. politician politics can be a real cat fight and the cat has tossed his paws into the ring for virginia's open senate seat and as a political independent his campaign platform consists of job creation and putting milk in every bowl thanks twitter account says he wants to create a privacy bill of rights and protect consumer data even though nothing in the constitution says only humans can run for political office the campaign still faces an uphill battle since federal law says senate candidates must be at least thirty years old to be citizens however in cat years hank is actually fifty two old enough to be a seasoned politician and he is an american purebred and believe it or not animals have held political office before the honorable basco ramos a labrador rottweiler mix was the mayor of soon all california from nine hundred eighty one to nine hundred ninety so with a strong campaign and a loyal following maybe hank the cat can cough up a victory and scratch out a seat on capitol hill

. >> andrea: i was on larry king live with him and i almost killed myself. >> bob: my favorite movie"the godfather." paramount pictures filed a lawsuit against who wrote the book and movie as well. the executor of the estate of the godfather author i should say. anthony, the kid is being sued. to stop them from doing a sequel, family correaleone. i want to keep it going. what is wrong with them? why don't they want to do it? >> eric: they still sell a lot of dvd box sets of the godfather. one of the best series ever. they want to keep it -- >> greg: you know what i find interesting about the mob is the obsession with the mobsters and why people are criminals are so romanticizeed. in 50 years are we going to see big movies about the bloods and crips? why is that? >> bob: look at who is the guy -- teflon don. that is an interesting story. guy walking around in a bathrobe in the village talking to himself all day. >> greg: that's why sopranos were great. they showed they were realistically hanging out in strip clubs, doing coke. >> dana: do the line you do from the good far in the green

let me try that in my larry king voice. it's not a urology clinic. it's a deli [ rim shot ] thank you very much. please tip your waitress on the way out. here is the thing, we all know pizza is hit or miss. some is great, some looks like debris that fell out of wolf blitzer's mustache. luckily, we have information on how this will be prepared. >> make two tiny punctures in the scrotum. >> that doesn't sound right. i'm sure they at least have a plan for what to do if the cheese stretches? >> we tie the ends off and cauterize them, separate them. >> all right. i'll be honest, i'm not sure we're talking about pizza anymore. i know what you're all thinking. you're wondering, the question every man asks at night, what kind of toppings will be on the free pizza i get with my vasectomy? they tacked that question on to the end of his report. listen carefully as the credits roll. >> reporter: the toppings on that pizza? >> it comes with one topping. >> reporter: not so bad at all. sign me up. >> yeah. maybe you can put some meatballs on. >> owe! >> meatballs.

let me try that in my larry king voice. it's not a urology clinic. this complimentary pizza will be prepared? >> make two tiny punctures in the scrotum. >> that doesn't sound right. i'm sure they at least have a plan tore what to do if the cheese stretches? >> we tie the ends off and cauterize them, separate them. >> all right. i'll be honest, i'm not sure we're talking about pizza anymore. you're thinking, wonderings the question every man asks every night. what kind of toppings will be on the free pizza i get with my vasectomy. they tacked that question on to the end of his report. listen carefully as the credits roll. >> reporter: the toppings on that pizza? >> it comes with one topping. >> reporter: not so bad at all. sign me up. >> yeah. maybe you can put some meatballs on. >> owe! >> meatballs. you were thinking it. i'm sure there's a pepperoni joke in there as well. listen, we're running late and freed to cut this off. that does it for us. see you again at 10:00 p.m. eastern. thanks for watching. "piers morgan tonight" starts right now. >>> hi

let me try that in my larry king voice. it's not a urology clinic.ank you very much. please tip your waitress on the way out. here is the thing, we all know pizza is hit or miss. some is great, some looks like debris that fell out of wolf blitzer's mustache. luckily, we have information on how this will be prepared. >> make two tiny punctures in the scrotum. >> that doesn't sound right. i'm sure they at least have a plan for what to do if the cheese stretches? >> we tie the ends off and cauterize them, separate them. >> all right. i'll be honest, i'm not sure we're talking about pizza anymore. i know what you're all thinking. you're wondering, the question every man asks at night, what kind of toppings will be on the free pizza i get with my vasect

let me try that in my larry king voice. it's not a urology clinic.t ] thank you very much. please tip your waitress on the way out. here is the thing, we all know pizza is hit or miss. some is great, some looks like debris that fell out of wolf blitzer's mustache. luckily, we have information on how this will be prepared. >> make two tiny punctures in the scrotum. >> that doesn't sound right. i'm sure they at least have a plan for what to do if the cheese stretches? >> we tie the ends off and cauterize them, separate them. >> all right. i'll be honest, i'm not sure we're talking about pizza anymore. i know what you're all thinking. you're wondering, the question every man asks at night, what kind of toppings will be on the free pizza i get with my vasectomy? they tacked that question on to the end of his report. listen carefully as the credits roll. >> reporter: the toppings on that pizza? >> it comes with one topping. >> reporter: not so bad at all. sign me up. >> yeah. maybe you can put some meatballs on. >> owe! >> meatballs. you were thinking it.

so larry king -- >> he's back. >> you should follow this.. who knows. >> larry king gives us all hope. he's almost 80, right? he left cnn, i got new things in the works. to us, that sounds, doesn't that sound good, still getting it done? >> makes sense to me. >> andy rooney, mike wallace, a lot of them. sad to have to, that i have to -- >> sorry that, puts a new meaning on the walking dead. >> it's a big week for -- [ laughter ] big week for economic data. joining on set with more -- have you been on the set with mario, with dr. love? >> i have been but it is an experience. >> welcome. >> thank you. >> march. >> we have a lot of focus on the squeeze i guess you could call it, questions on how much oil prices will squeeze consumers, and the squeeze on corporate profit profit margins. if you watch when we get the inflation data out the thing to keep an eye on, thursday the ppi, and friday the cpi index. ppi has been hotter than cpi for a couple years now. the latest ppi is about 4% year on year, cpi 3%. if you think about it, it's kind of a ga

he's appeared on television shows such as "20/20," "prime time," "good morning america," "larry king live" and of course "america's most wanted" with his friend and my friend, john walsh. in 1984 john signed a lease for office sprays for the national center for missing and exploited children right here in washington. he began working as that organization's executive vice president and chief operating officer. it's a post he's held ever since. as the national center's executive vice president and c.o.o., john manages a staff of 350 and a budget of $42 million a year. he is the hub of the wheel for all interagency communication between the center, the justice department, the state department, the secret service, the f.b.i., the department of homeland security, as well as state governments. madam president, when i say john rafferavening has araven has a n it. he is absolutely dedicated to rescuing children who would otherwise fall through the cracks. back when he was running the jefferson county crime unit, he prosecuted the pastor of a major church for sexually abusing over a dozen chi

larry king is returning to the interviewer's chair.l broadcast on the new online only network funded by carlos slim. no date is set yet for king's weekday approach. >> i wish he would hire me. he writes a nice paycheck. >> you don't have to worry about the check cashing. >> not with carlos. >>> let's go to politico, mike allen has that look at the playbook. good morning. >> hey, good morning guys. >> let's talk math, shall we? the romney campaign making the argument that the delegates are on their side. therest no argument for newt gingrich and rick santorum to stay in the race at this point. they just can't get enough delegates. the santorum camp is turning that argument on its head. >> today's mitt romney's birthday, he's 65 today. and as a present, rick santorum's launching that new argument that, yes, the delegate math may be on his side today, but rick santorum will argue the time is on his side. and he's saying that he's going to stick with this going into late may even early june when he claims his momentum will come. so he says

stomachs on cnn you have larry king for quite awhile, and now you have a new host. how was that working out? >> it's working out very well. there's been a lot of coverage it appears that more is done. think of the arab spring last year. it's pretty lively when we have celebrities on. we are in these shows depending on the events of the day, we are mixing either some cultural or celebrity eve ensler mabey news events that happened in the world. he has a very good range to do both. so cnn itself if you think of the anderson cooper show every night there are that show now at 7:00 is we think it's broadening out in terms of what we are covering in the death and an .... >> the question i wanted to ask before, you say the ratings are up. but that's not hbo. that is a subscription supported thing and an ad supported thing and the ratings are up quite well this year and the year before. there is some which we get from that. when you were watching that elections return flight to the of the channel to see what people are doing? >> absolutely. life with her now. dewaal probabl

. >> you had larry king for a while and now you have a new host. how is that working out? >> it is working out well. there has been a lot of vigor in the coverage piers morgan has done on the arab spring. that is an interview show. we are depending on the events of the day. we are mixing cultural or celebrity events or news events happening in the world. he has good range to do both. cnn itself, if you think of isderson cooper's show, broadening out in terms of what we are covering in depth and analysis. ratings are up. that is not hbo. that is a subscription support it and an ad supported thing. ratings are up this year and the year before. >> when you are watching the election returns, deal ever flip channels to see what the other people are doing? >> absolutely. you all probably do, too. you should. you are getting a fair view. >> i have traveled overseas a bit. i like to know what is going on in the united states. i tried to turn all cnn and there is also something called cnn international. why don't you broadcast cnn here overseas? it would cost less and most of the a

king dollar is back, as larry kudlow likes to call it. it's telling me that they've got the fundamentals and the foundation for the much more sustained. that's one of the reasons i'm so bullish and why we emptied the bear for bonds. >> they've been holding back from entering which could be a big kicker. >> you know, what's happening there is that you're seeing people buying what they have to buy. people are sitting on cash and finding real value, no matter what. no matter how bad the environment might look. here, in the states, we're talking about tax ambiguity. everything is coming out of washington. it is antibusiness. >> look for the cyclicals to really kick in. i think they're going to be leading the way. >> fantastic. thanks so much. head of investment strategy. brooks, mcdonald, asset management. that wraps it up. i'm jackie dangelis. have a great trading day and thanks for watching. "squawk box" is up next. >>> good morning, stocks quietly climbing higher. apple fans, lining up to secure the latest ipad today. will the device send

we'll talk to former federal reserve governor larry meyers about that. and the importance of king dollar. plus jimmy cramer says if obama care goes down, earnings for every company will go up. that's right. every company. whoa! does jimmy have that right? we'll hear from jimmy cramer right after the break. and don't forget, free market capitalism, not government mandates is the best path to prosperity. i'm larry kudlow. we'll be right back. people really love snapshot from progressive, but don't just listen to me. listen to these happy progressive customers. i plugged in snapshot, and 30 days later, i was saving big on car insurance. i was worried it would be hard to install. but it's really easy. the better i drive, the more i save. i wish our company had something this cool. yeah. you're not... filming this, are you? aw! camera shy. snapshot from progressive. plug into the savings you deserve with snapshot from progressive. you know how hard if yit can be to breathedo, and what that feels like. copd includes chronic bronchitis and emphysema. spiriva helps control my copd symptom

king street not far from the water if you want to check it out in alexandria. i'm going to taste the bailey's cake. we have about 30 seconds. is that right, larry? still a little bit of time. i'm going to taste it anyway. if we would like a recipe for this bailey's cake inspired for st. patrick's day, where can we get it? >> on your website. >> wusa9.com. >> i will have a link to it on my facebook. >> it's absolutely delicious. congratulations on your new store that's going to open in a couple of weeks. that's it for the news at noon. i'm going to keep eating this cake before the rest of the newsroom comes in here and takes it all. have a great day, everybody.

king liquor's was the place to sell it some time tomorrow. a steady stream of customers, and a unending stream of mega million tickets coming out of the machine tonight in rosedale, larry miles got just one of them. >> one ticket. that's all. >> reporter: one. >> that's it. . >> reporter: that's all you need. >> all it takes to win. it don't take ten to win. >> reporter: really. >> just one. >> reporter: jessica wilson has a different strategy. >> get lots of everybody else. >> reporter: she bought 200 mega million tickets. >> had a dream that -- my deceased sister and she said to play. . >> reporter: and she did. everybody plans to do good with their share of the 363 million. >> i want to build a community for the homeless and hungry, everybody a place to live. >> i will share it with the church, pets, everybody. >> reporter: it was busy here last week when the jackpot was only 290 million. this week even busier. >> yeah and for -- you can get in the store is great. the lottery is a big push. >> reporter: mike kelly is buying a ticket but his strategy involves a bit more leg work than most. >> i bought three dollars at different stores. i spread it around. >> reporter