larry: thank you very much.than. welcome to the nightly show, please, please. thank you very much. >> larry, larry, larry. larry: we have such a greatshow. i appreciate every time, every time do you that, especially when it's jennifer's birthday. it means so much. it does. am i right? you guys, you guys remembered me on jennifer's birthday. see? that's why this is my crowd. i am larry wilmore, less' get to our show. last week attorney general loretta lynch convened a meeting with dozens of america's top police officers, the goal was to figure out why so many cities are seeing a spike in their murder rates. we were asked to join that meeting with attorney general lynch but i had to say we found the invitation a bit confusing. (laughter) yeah, so yeah, you know what i'm saying, yeah. so instinctively we decided to avoid it. luckily "the washington post" was in attendance and according to their reporters, police have an interesting theory as to why murders are on the rise. >> that theory as the post puts it is quote officers in american cities have pulled back and have stopped policing as aggressively as they

and he's done. >> >> larry: hi, mike. >> hi, larry. >> larry: all right. whew. i had to get that out. what was i saying? oh, yeah. the washington post only counting shootings younger than three and a toddler shot his brother way with a loaded gun with a gun on the refrigerator. should we chalk this up to how did jeb exclamation point put it? >> stuff happens. >> larry: oh, yeah. i forgot. thanks for reminding me. or should we be concerned that according to the law center to prevent gun violence currently massachusetts is the only state that requires gun owners to keep all kinds of guns locked up. massachusetts, this is impressive i think i can forgive you for cheating your way to the super bowl. that's how impressed i am right new. i'm impressed with massachusetts. i tell you what, at the end of all this i have to ask one question for the nra, gun activists and anyone standing in the way of gun reforms, so what's next? whenever there's a mass shooting in america you say well, this wouldn't have happened if everyone had guns. by that rashale -- rationale we can gi

. >> larry, larry, larry. larry: thank you very much,welc. i am the aforementioned larry wilmore. huge show, not only is gabrielle union on our show. (cheers and applause). larry: but i am going to do thi. (cheers and applause). larry: how does he do that?but t democratic presidential primary debate was last night. you know what that meens, you guy, the quest to de-negrofy the white house continues. (laughter) okay so last night's debate or as i like to call it the search for hillary's running mate, okay, it was interesting that cnn was treating it more like it was mayweather versus pack yo. >> in the heart-- pacquiao. >> in the heart of las vegas a campaign much of head-to-head rivals that have never gone head-to-head before. hill re clinton, the frontrunner, bern yoa sanders the surprise threat, three others are in the mix. rz three other political veterans. in the mix? you couldn't even say their names, cnn? [bleep] actually, to be fair, nobody can remember their names. seriously, i interviewed one of those guys. i can't remember his name. and dan-- was it dan, lincoln chafee, y

larry. >> now, ms. hug games. >> wait. is that an ar-15 on your wall? >> oh, wow. you have got a good eye for weaponry larry. >> larry: why is it there? >> oh, larry. as a teacher .. you have to adapt to the times. you know, how some classrooms have ipads, my classroom has guns. >> larry:. >> but don't worry it is in a secure place where kids cannot get to it. slightly above my desk. >> larry: wait. so that is your solution? you are heavily armed? >> oh, yeah. during the kids nap time, that's my strap time. >> larry: this is horrible. this thing is so dangerous. >> please, larry, if anything it is inspirational. little madison told me when she grows up she wants to be a sniper. it is so cute. >> larry: that is ridiculous. >> yeah, you are right. with her vision, that will never happen. why should i crush her dreams? >> larry: i don't even understand. how come you have a gun in there? do you have any gun training? >> of course not, do yo do you w anything about education funding? i have to pay for my oak chalk. >> larry: i didn't realize but this is really a bad idea. anything could happen. >> please report to the pri

larry: man, thank you very much! welcome to the nightly show! i'm larry wilmore. >> larry, larry, lar's! >> larry: i appreciate it. such a good crowd here tonight. man! such an amazing crowd. you know it's a good crowd when you're not going to do any hurricane jokes and they don't care. they just don't care. (laughter) that's the kind of crowd we have, that's the kind of crowd that is tonight. but so you're welcome. >> are you going to do any hurricane jokes? she was so nice, so nice, so nice. i understand, i understand. actually, before we begin, on a serious note, some of you may not know here in the studio audience, there was a terrible shooting at a community college in oregon. and i just want to say our thoughts and prayers are with everybody there. and it's always tough to do comedy in these types of days, but hopefully, you know, we can still be of some comfort to the people out here. so that's our job to do some comedy, so let's try to cheer america up. what dow say? all right. so let's start our little comedy show here. trouble erupted yesterday any a normally tranquil little hamlet called the middle east.

larry: thank you very much. welcome to the nightly show. >> larry, larry, larry! >> larry: such a great crowd we have tonight. i have to tell you, we have the best crowds. and it really is a may ma-- amazing because we have no smoking sections. (laughter) and everybody is smoking up a storm before this show. well, all the people in the white ticket section but all, all smoking up a storm. inside joke, bitches! you got to come to the show. (cheers and applause) ever at home is like, what is he talking about. man, we really do have a big show tonight. you know, let's get right to it. so planned parenthood has been in the nuts a lot lately. and it can be hard to keep up with the back story. before we go any further, here's what you may have missed. >> previously on america's fraught relationship with planned parenthood, a new undercover sid video was releasedness we should defund planned parenthood. >> defund planned parenthood. >> the harvest it's brain. >> there is no proof that anything you do to planned parenthood, republicans are threatening to shut down the government. >> larry: pretty much, glad we had tha

larry. why are you getting all raitionz. why does a brother have to start a fire. >> larry: well, you were. >> i don't see color, larry. >> larry: all right, traveling racial activist elijah diker son, everybody. we'll be right back. >> larry: welcome back. as the days shorten and the leaves begin to fall trk soanl natural for thoughts to occasionally drift towards more tallity and how we're using our precious time on this earth. at least that seems to be the case with our own nightly show krict ericy velez am so join me once again on a trip to rickey's world. >> i have a bucket list. and i'm 26. and people think that's odd. but it's not weird because they don't know that my family, men die young. a few years back i got in a car accident. a year after that i had to have hernia surgery. and then after that i got hit by a cab. i realized i can die at any moment. plus i smoke and i eat taco bell. you don't realize how dangerous a breakfast burrito really is. bottomline s i need to get my bucket list started today, okay. that's called being smart. first thing on my list is i want to make it to 27. yeah. hope that happens. second th

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larry. >> larry: a scallywag? >> yeah. he loves to wag his scally! >> larry no, no, no. ( cheers and applause ) this toy set just keeps getting worse and worse. >> larry, just because pirates were nasty doesn't mean that they still can't be fun. remember johnny depp as captain jack sparrow. he was a filthy, drunken, murdering thief. >> larry: yeah. >> my son loved him. and i would have slept with him. ( laughter ) >> larry: well, this sound horrible. isn't the legacy of pirate ships as bad as any other horrible legacy? >> larry, look, pirates are the last group that can do bad stuff, and we adore them for it. they're lovable. right down to their accents. for instance, could anyone get away with calling you blackie? >> larry: not in this lifetime. ( laughter ) >> exactly. but listen to it with a pirate accent. aaarrgh! hello, blackieee! aaarrgh. aaarrgh. >> larry: yeah, i guess it does kind of seem delightful. i don't know. >> right? >> larry: yeah, i guess. >> now listen to me say the "n" word with a pirate accent, aaarrgh -- >> no, no, no, that's okay. cathy

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