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[ laug >>ill ve rg ry![ laer ] >> today, 're atfoxwoodsesand , working as blackjacklers >> and wle wre dling the s,s,heuys are gonn dea ueverytngha hado s. >> kno youus lose! rdy tgo? , u'co yrsf ellentckck playe rit? eah. >> what'thmost your and lost abl a lot and vert. lahter hey, g t it. an500. >> startus othe warm fi sciat t seg uprs uh, havyou u aten heryeor diyou trthe et?een he weekek >> o ye beenere l ek diyou thbuffet? eyot a warfipeal onese of bth saladsn ofcoecticu sthe pit ssilgeyo wm fish down ere. ould wget some wm fi salado herfomyrids [ ughtet callp up to javie ashim wn get a warm fishal thk you. >> are s? ou icould have myd jierrm fish salad ritintomoh ho. laught ifma fd. it'll blow yr balls [ la herhow ie kesomearm sh >> l >> lgh]>>hiheoeit. she takes w shmixeit uin. om, lls rit off! laught >> j, sathg else excewarm fh. >>t's basicakejuonthis tdeat th, right? pt wah. now, i shldtaig? 11. fish salad >>y.p[ ught al oe oohiint. [ squls ][ uger ] >> 1 1 >>t'a o!t's a de ta uc joey, tell hiyogo
[ laug >>ill ve rg ry![ laer ] >> today, 're atfoxwoodsesand , working as blackjacklers >> and wle wre dling the s,s,heuys are gonn dea ueverytngha hado s. >> kno youus lose! rdy tgo? , u'co yrsf ellentckck playe rit? eah. >> what'thmost your and lost abl a lot and vert. lahter hey, g t it. an500. >> startus othe warm fi sciat t seg uprs uh, havyou u aten heryeor diyou trthe et?een he weekek >> o ye beenere l ek diyou thbuffet? eyot a warfipeal onese of...
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Jan 20, 2016
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'rng they'reotpling no mi can'-- c't - this id. [ laug ok ae ole ple! they ao happ [ rsnd ala] >> tught i had ii ght d e bingo. i ought bingo! bio! [ hter i thght i d thbing >> gs,rdrd narrar: cupwh o carr? thaouo muchma[ laught ] >>artohy is gettinchee?>> [gh] >> wha narrato andhich j llive unhailer a tight's monental punish? lauger rere fething azg. hey, musthe, p? [ uger ] >> ianmymy ug ] i willivyo >> [ laug ] today, we'rbein teiewer a job unsuecti empt the fis aeteril >> but our\saven createby the gs, they're gonna telng us at toan e b. f you n't urse >> y lk lihobevinghe interview. es. tarp u ok. yd. thank yo>>t unler , and wh he coinst be ckling youbelt. are you ser? >> serio >> tee[ ht oh, he sbout that. was st- justoi a i was just a re-jamurr. ni tmeou.both lgh ]>>ht o b >>h,e yogowoullikee take you throh? >>ure,eah. walke.sed toork at uke dinostic >> oy. >> i uated a cpute thcoan er youno y pmarily 00in wh youafth? >> the w l of ll-u pak. laughter>>d the sesepo >>ounogo, i t thweekinde asitor. extl j mula gooques. yoe jo but wasn'tea itulatio
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Jan 27, 2016
01/16
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Jan 24, 2016
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until things get squirly. d it's all "just laug gags"! wee tohe wh what our key to come find pfect n stngernd prank tm silly. lihe guys. (upbeat music) irls scream) - shhh. shhh. (girls (girls scream) (girls scream) (girls (girls scrm) (g screa (app (applause) now mo now most families have their skeletons inhe closet. - shhh. shhh. - [voiceover] but this grandmaided (wheelbarrow squeakshebarrow squks (mys (mysteris music) (mys (mysteris music) (applaus (applause) rish mus) (mus warning, this next g eally rt u you may want to loy. (mud squishes) (mud s
until things get squirly. d it's all "just laug gags"! wee tohe wh what our key to come find pfect n stngernd prank tm silly. lihe guys. (upbeat music) irls scream) - shhh. shhh. (girls (girls scream) (girls scream) (girls (girls scrm) (g screa (app (applause) now mo now most families have their skeletons inhe closet. - shhh. shhh. - [voiceover] but this grandmaided (wheelbarrow squeakshebarrow squks (mys (mysteris music) (mys (mysteris music) (applaus (applause) rish mus) (mus...
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Jan 21, 2016
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Jan 27, 2016
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laug he people o ru prtire a le, "oh okay. weidt thk s a oblem. we didthink e was a problem. but you insist, wanto takehem , ock your out." he's like, "i neomgas mone th'rlike"oh, yeed gas mone i see." this scam. he's like, "gacostmoney. what do you want frome?" they're like, "we waou t e." heikl ri so as he dves away, th ke, "i love at guy laht ] ve him. whdi tn m ay?" seth: can i a you a quon, whis shannar >>red: shaara is justh name of the town >> seth: oh, got you. [ laughter can i read you the description of what the tv guide sd the >> fred: okay. >> seth: while amber-lee embarks on a deadltask to prove he worth -- >> fred: no, no, n >> seth:ka [ laughter ] trust you. i trust you. give iuporarmin, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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Jan 29, 2016
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they have no idea who we, bu-- seth: laug at'sy. thi ws eninr thicane hi who veo id who a[ la >>et there. we're trading. a littleoff.eersnd alae o,now, tbe hon u knbeinab to sr,ou kw? feel when i n st ama inng, i fey li iel20 yrs ago en s s evy rfe, then tell you, yoknowwhou're cited, wiss somethin wn yotain, s thsthiou can perien athy'mappy today. because en srt my rs in english. 'sometng i expernc w. i d y it's aan fas in le you, and sh dot you're far u have mon >> set oh, wow at is hard to believthat uld ha. at wouev hpe >> tuld veha. laht ] eth:ecse bngt upaway. laer ] it's t firng bring up. yeah u have n's -- u know >> seth: n do want to talk abt it c.i'm chlengg my ndust ta because this ale that yoe -- you' in ates. you dating? you dating a how is ting differfor you here? >> y know y wlkabout i mber. i n't undersnd. frch pple,t dersheg coept, yoknow usameric girth wao knowhat'going to ha. on't know. we improse.we don't kno so, you ow, i' lrned aot of things frous.thk you. [ la just learnedhis gi who texted m"netfl andhill [ ug
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Jan 31, 2016
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Jan 31, 2016
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Jan 30, 2016
01/16
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the macarena is not the foidden nce. [ laug ] 'she lambata i was thinking out. is i--ut ts, hever, fdd in my house. [ lahter ] not allowed to do . gu, chec out nt we. donald tru, kevin ha, danny devito, hillary clinton, d romano will all be he on our show. [ chee and applause ] so please us. we're joined right now by a very fun comedian. february 5th u can see her in connecticut.pleacomeacto t silerer cheers andus] thank you. ank you.th iim "thnighow."and haou[ chrsuse the time wahe, i told ahed of t rtgobl. anr thosof y that dot , party gn is a a l creature tlives in thckurin. resor a orec m whou're drun [ ght laught she'thback tre eat th sandwich out of gaaglauger text y-biend tyou love him then turn your phe off.know is party goin that the ma in wa ue neor. i ank soothe ght, spt f 15 hos. slepsoong, i aost died.[ laht ] arnd 2 wy ul was lishldt go?laer d u kn is p blhagot you en wake ue xt morning a t thg t ofouuth go i'sorr" lithouw.[ er i ta a a d thatecse m in aot were generation ofnks becausre thest. [ cheers ] yes. wee e llenni wees cheend appuse eat. go
the macarena is not the foidden nce. [ laug ] 'she lambata i was thinking out. is i--ut ts, hever, fdd in my house. [ lahter ] not allowed to do . gu, chec out nt we. donald tru, kevin ha, danny devito, hillary clinton, d romano will all be he on our show. [ chee and applause ] so please us. we're joined right now by a very fun comedian. february 5th u can see her in connecticut.pleacomeacto t silerer cheers andus] thank you. ank you.th iim "thnighow."and haou[ chrsuse the time wahe,...
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Jan 28, 2016
01/16
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german too. [ laug ] and finay brklyn artis nihibition t weekend whe she will sit naked on a toilet for tehourin the middle of a gallery. and will invite patronto sit on a sd toilet across from her. the exhibition is ed "my wot nigh" [ uger ] ladies and gentlemen we have a greashow for you tonig. [ cheers and applause ] we'll talng to the upcong [ chndppla] alsorom the msneork, "four courses with j.b. smoove" comean j.b. smoo joins us. [ cheers and applause ] and 'll have music from a great nish band, singer/songwriter lukas graham. [ chrsnd applause ] noasome of you mht know, i used to work on "saturday night live" ans an anchor on "weekend update." i did it with y poehler. d e of the favorite things we got tdo in that time was something called "really with seth and amy." d was always exciting for me to . and i was very excited to read this ibloomberg politics yesterda eltt eng, a decratic coressmafrom n york. he has iroduced a bibout fle thrors. bi4009 recently ined by engle called thflame thrower's ally act. anso iught, well that cat have anything to do with our re, beuse really is a
german too. [ laug ] and finay brklyn artis nihibition t weekend whe she will sit naked on a toilet for tehourin the middle of a gallery. and will invite patronto sit on a sd toilet across from her. the exhibition is ed "my wot nigh" [ uger ] ladies and gentlemen we have a greashow for you tonig. [ cheers and applause ] we'll talng to the upcong [ chndppla] alsorom the msneork, "four courses with j.b. smoove" comean j.b. smoo joins us. [ cheers and applause ] and 'll have...
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Jan 21, 2016
01/16
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ht( laug er ) and o i'mn theen mud, yono kw.bu t't ise lik my body has nowen be takenve ory b thoseuy gs erfrom srove p, a tndrehey'ar tet ing outhehe s ietrocknsidean ed thpe carndting a saying, ou "y can'te liv here for, like,si x. weeksyo avu h teoov me to aot hel."bu 'lt weetl gou thrgh it. k thanfoyou rr youup s.port t ishat? clear j >>ryon: vele car,hu uh-h.>> en steph l: iove mrsetapho. sti'm coephen lbert. oudo y guysik l ceishrtianle ba? esyou h bitatedut you cameth h.rougyo idu saou to y, rselfif we sayno , heht mig not do the." jokesth ouank y. al i rely do like. him's he anzi amangor act. ayhe alws, like,om cesou thrgh, w likeaow perful,si phycalan trmasforftion o his body.al reowly thrsim hntself io thele ro ., lostke li, 63 ps oundto play the mniachist,ke buldp u for the an batm.so as i wck shon ed whedi founou ct thatanhristie balhas obackedplut of gayinrr fefoari r undeerenzo frari, us becaide he dfen't e el hcouldga ugin enoigh weeaht hlthily re befoin shootn.g bega and,e, lik he knows hiswn osi bu.nessrs fi at ofchll, n,ristia if re you'ng gainit weigh hi"healtouly,"
ht( laug er ) and o i'mn theen mud, yono kw.bu t't ise lik my body has nowen be takenve ory b thoseuy gs erfrom srove p, a tndrehey'ar tet ing outhehe s ietrocknsidean ed thpe carndting a saying, ou "y can'te liv here for, like,si x. weeksyo avu h teoov me to aot hel."bu 'lt weetl gou thrgh it. k thanfoyou rr youup s.port t ishat? clear j >>ryon: vele car,hu uh-h.>> en steph l: iove mrsetapho. sti'm coephen lbert. oudo y guysik l ceishrtianle ba? esyou h bitatedut you...
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Jan 21, 2016
01/16
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ceptunds laug bm : op eing and dancing with cize, the end of exercise. this is not just any dance program, but six professional teper glday. do i rhythm and it mau wo iout. ouncand ths an d bo theght is a fa, an's notnna feel like work. >> i'm working out and i don't even realize it. the dvd's over and i'm like, whei doexte?" nnouyou start with "crazy 8 shaun teaches you his 8 signature moves in less than 30 re lu'llr th d vegot ," a cize routint ,0nlincing it up to the song "treasure."d thow io fo 0 dacizeerinve aerove,ne a roe."ful "lose my breath." >> insto yout r it,e yoing e time nnouand ,"eto involved, a loat o annncthstceo for it."'re in a music video as you cize it up tosis that dutch."d nallgraduate from ancens w "livin' in the 8s."aun grapis emotionally-charged roe to graminat sg elier." >> chandelier >> i felt like going, my arms were up. >>'monouordeausehilimime bonuses -- you get the cize dance calendars that show you which routine to do each day -- a beginner calendar to move more gradually or an advanced calendar if you're looking for the
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ht( laug er ) r all, ightouget t of here.>> what?>> en steph: get! out >> ion w two out ofee thr.m i' notoi gnger anywhe.y whul shod ive lea? s >>: tephenyit's m show, e.leav h,>> o allig rht. ch ( ndeers app ae laus) s otu getta g out ofe her paulis au bec tse ionight'moi gng up ai agnst a fneremy. rehe wd stleheat tve uniofrsity ha rvard.bb hoinies clcaude rallig aphy, ndnc dae. s he istan aroyiph acisthend t re di octore f thenhayd etplanm.ariuge adt rer y fo dneilssegra eso tyn! ee( chndrs ala app)use >> ste: phen,neilav he aea st.ch ( ndeers aus applae )>> ph stealen: l right. ,neilnk tha ms sohuc forng beire he.ay okre, befo we get s,tarted fo bee re wchlauno intthe gh fii ts, ghaveo ot tyoask u. ntscie aistsowre nay sing there n maa ninthla pnet outey bondth rbe o oitfne neptu.es qu wtion: shat ihe t deal?>> 's it not-- pluto justo tak meat th. clear ph>> steien: w. kno nowe kww hoh muc youat helu pto. o, >> n no, i just -- o,>> n- no->> we haven and uanerstding. t'so iots n just atl lite bit ndbeyo nneeptu orto plu. 's it,e, lik0 5 times fera
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soon to be 44-year-old said he doesn't think he laugs his -- he lost his step. >> it's funny, i always think about it. everybody saying i'm done. i don't think i slow down. but everyone else gets faster. and better than i was 20 yooers ago -- years ago. they're a lot lot lot better. >> reporter: he is 44. try going up and down at that rate with the power that they do, the power they skate. the shots they take. 44 he is still playing well. >> it's hard on your body too. >> he's in great shape and that's a big reason the panthers are still on the all star break. >> i saw the picture. >> with the mullet? >> (laughing) you ever sported >> no. no no. >> all right. tomorrow nice. >> enjoy it. our website local10.com isst text1 italics cc1 test message >>> welcome to a special edition of "world news tonight." the race for iowa now two days away. in the states. donald trump stepping off his plane and stepping up his attackck >>> hillary clinton making her case to laststinute voters. tonight, new questions about those top-cret e-mails once again following her campaign. our team right here on th
soon to be 44-year-old said he doesn't think he laugs his -- he lost his step. >> it's funny, i always think about it. everybody saying i'm done. i don't think i slow down. but everyone else gets faster. and better than i was 20 yooers ago -- years ago. they're a lot lot lot better. >> reporter: he is 44. try going up and down at that rate with the power that they do, the power they skate. the shots they take. 44 he is still playing well. >> it's hard on your body too....
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i'notllaat before and in going to be second chances is ts: how about san ( laug stahl: i'm ldll peopleinatracle. >> hre not lng, i don't a mili. bwnwhat iys w>> sto yike f onyear i'ven ting esien.>> s: re sti upfloa. rooh, veendoinn. >> hen: yes! applause)>> browni being a ma ( hs >>es!yeth2016 s "ali plus '"giapril. re totin bug, pand-les di nerain, feervemyoucathe ht omianed aaughtewn tle i uleabetie ny l i tal my hescryrica. mage d us dnerve erate to en io your door rig ay yohavehese neor wseng dressioio shai,tivionide diep ain an , t howh ln't orhi yoowca y osha hadru aol lily licw veetai mygen ws grapa ask urtoouly.d u ai reenntheedar upoo trehingit'sreooutit e t onr hial bthone if wnsolsupps, 's tavingsre? goodasa los... mo youd... ok.u as eeaenatch r: olly, tes"s a swe n finis th hned th ooo liicdad e.eddl be il me llhaanur sead archivnd found alinunred with arti, ecks andrding oodstock, o sh sght. >> d never i r particond ofoice.ver thyself , you out i wroteongs aote andwas of wi...ugasbedod e dy ewas inoni feyouowhao d . ionlyver e la few iacly lte ortaeterptihegs melaninsi, yoknow ing
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for the laug valley -- las vegas valley, 43. your thursday will be sunny and should reach 64. remember the temperatures take it in the shade. if you find yourself with direct sunshine and 64 ones it will feel warmer than that. friday and saturday into the upper 60s with high temperatures flirting with 70. the wind picks up and the rain comes down on sunday. some of the computer models are wanting to give us a very nice drink of water. we're hopeful that will happen. you start next week. we'll be hopeful for 50. >> yeah. >> we'll enjoy it while it lasts. >> next few days should be great. >>> let's send things over to amber. >> late tipoff for the rebels. they face boise state. while weighing the conference outside is likely unlikely for the rebels, a win could give fans hope that maybe unlv could win the conference tournament. boy zi is second place in the mountain west. san diego in first that's who unlv plays after boise state. it's a challenging week that the rebels lack look to capitalize on. >> we look at two games to get back in the race for the mountain race. that's how
for the laug valley -- las vegas valley, 43. your thursday will be sunny and should reach 64. remember the temperatures take it in the shade. if you find yourself with direct sunshine and 64 ones it will feel warmer than that. friday and saturday into the upper 60s with high temperatures flirting with 70. the wind picks up and the rain comes down on sunday. some of the computer models are wanting to give us a very nice drink of water. we're hopeful that will happen. you start next week. we'll...
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to our friends who might be visiting laug from the las vegas from the city, back in the east and are getting a taste of winter. good for you. we don't do cold. finally we'll start to warm up. here's what's going on -- the cloud coming in from the pacific into california. you get air from the pacific. that's coming in from a milder direction. those clouds will work their way into our sky. that will prevent the real big chill tonight. it will be cold. just not as cold. as these clouds -- they are pretty thin. that's why i think we'll have some sunshine tomorrow. that ma tern holds through -- pattern holds through the weekend. after that, the subtropical moves in and that will increase our chances for rain and that will pattern will hold for a few days. pretty decent chances of rain next week. mount charleston is going down lynn con county -- lynn lincoln county in the teens. for the las vegas valley, overnight, 31 for the low. some neighbors could sneak in the upper 20s, that would be the exception overnight tonight. you can look at the cloud as the culprit. 53 will be the high tempera
to our friends who might be visiting laug from the las vegas from the city, back in the east and are getting a taste of winter. good for you. we don't do cold. finally we'll start to warm up. here's what's going on -- the cloud coming in from the pacific into california. you get air from the pacific. that's coming in from a milder direction. those clouds will work their way into our sky. that will prevent the real big chill tonight. it will be cold. just not as cold. as these clouds -- they are...
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you own e casino. [ laug it's stupid. we do this in france, but with lahter ] >> seth: i see. >> yeah! [ applause ] >> seth: that makes a lot more sense. now,he first ti saw you -- i was introduc to you --as oncomedians in cargetting wonderful show where hhas and you knew jerry because you were the voice of jerry's character in the frenc"bee movie." >> "bee movie," exactly. >> seth: so you dubbed it. so he came -- you met jerry paris the first time, and d you ow jerry around paris? what do u do when jerry seinfeld comes to paris? >> ias ry nored. i've been a huge fan o jerry seinfeld's worsince so manyears. and this is what happened. it was very nny. we were having lunch with jerry in paris. anthen he said"iant toee your place." i said, t do y mean?" he said, "i want to go and see how a ench comedn lives." i said, "no, i'm not going with you my apartment." [ laughter ] he said, "is it too far?" i said, "no." "is it too small and you're ashamed?" o." "is it a mess?" "no." do you wanto knowhy i didn -- you want to know why?
you own e casino. [ laug it's stupid. we do this in france, but with lahter ] >> seth: i see. >> yeah! [ applause ] >> seth: that makes a lot more sense. now,he first ti saw you -- i was introduc to you --as oncomedians in cargetting wonderful show where hhas and you knew jerry because you were the voice of jerry's character in the frenc"bee movie." >> "bee movie," exactly. >> seth: so you dubbed it. so he came -- you met jerry paris the first...
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laug[laughter] >> larry: oh you got a little personal there. got it.you're saying the eye is a conservative voter and donald trump is the speck of dirt. >> no, larry. donald trump is a delusional narcissist and an orange-faced windbag. a speck of dirt is *way + more qualified o be president. >> larry: well said. our new correspondent rand paul everybody. >> you're breaking up. >> larry: do you have time to answer a couple questions. why are you running in the republican party? i mean, you are pro weed -- >> no, i'm just not anti-weed. >> larry: no, you're proweed. you help everybody with their glaucoma. is there like a little ground you're looking for republican or democrat or people do they know. >> there are people from both sides we're trying to get. from the right there are people who believe in economic liberty. from the left there are people who believe in personal liberty. and really what we're trying to do is join liberty together to say do you know what across the board government ought to stair owize. >> larry: jeb bush said he would go back
laug[laughter] >> larry: oh you got a little personal there. got it.you're saying the eye is a conservative voter and donald trump is the speck of dirt. >> no, larry. donald trump is a delusional narcissist and an orange-faced windbag. a speck of dirt is *way + more qualified o be president. >> larry: well said. our new correspondent rand paul everybody. >> you're breaking up. >> larry: do you have time to answer a couple questions. why are you running in the...
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eers alause ] now, as americans, there are rtaithings we take f grante the rib will alwayco back. [ laug ] mark harmon willlways be on tv. and we'll alwae access t cleadrking water. but in flint, that's not the case. their ter has been poisoned th lead for almost two years after a -cutting measure forced on them by the state. >> the proems began in april 2014 when the city switcheits water soce to the int river save mone but thrrosive ver wate wasn't properly trted and stripped lead from pipes. >> immediately, there were complaints about its taste and smell. >> seth: now, i'm no expert, but i'm etty sure water isn't supposed to sml. you never get on theubway and say, uh, this casmells like wate lighlaughter ] also on e suay, it's nev [ light laughter ] soust hod was this pr >>ead innking ter shld not exce5 partper billion. in fnt, than half of homes sampled haover 000 pp the est rewas 13,200, more than icat the epa considers toxic waste. >> set that's right. the war was twice as poisonous asoxic waste or just slighy less poisonous tn a monsr ergy drink. light ughter ] in fact, the water
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you can see some off-and-on rain showers across the laug las vegas area. we still have more headed our way. we have stuff brewing in the pacific. these systems are not only gonna brick us increased -- bring us increased rainfall but snow. here is a look at the doppler radar, you can see we're starting to get some of that moisture back in the forecast for this evening. like i said, off-and-on showers, we're getting more snow in the mountains right outside right now. as far as the next few days, like i said, something brewing in the pacific. it's not just a one-time thing. we have a series of storms that are headed our way bringing us some nice snowfall in the sierra as well as some of the higher elevations in southern nevada also rainfall is expected for our area. a winter storm warning goes into effect tomorrow and remains in effect through wednesday morning for the mountains. is possible. just within that 24-hour period above 5,000 feet even 6 to 12 inches above 8,000 feet is possible. also winter weather advisories in effect. you can see the portion, the
you can see some off-and-on rain showers across the laug las vegas area. we still have more headed our way. we have stuff brewing in the pacific. these systems are not only gonna brick us increased -- bring us increased rainfall but snow. here is a look at the doppler radar, you can see we're starting to get some of that moisture back in the forecast for this evening. like i said, off-and-on showers, we're getting more snow in the mountains right outside right now. as far as the next few days,...
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authority chloe beardsley standing in front of a beautiful shot on the laug strip. still chilly and crisp. >> over the next few days high temperatures will be close to the 70s over the next few days. we have got the calm conditions here. but what about other parts of the country. not so much in louisiana where they are actually seeing some prethy severe storm activity moving through the stuff. you can see heavy rain showers throughout this afternoon and just in the last hour or so, atlanta getting hit with heavy rainfall. we'll take a close look at the storm activity. you can see it here on our satellite. again, some areas of heavy precipitation moving through the south right now. it's a bit of a different picture on the west coast. we do have a system brewing in the pacific again. we've been hit by these back-to-back pacific storms. it looks like we're anticipating another one by the weekend which could bring us showers. short term we're looking fairly dry. not much action on the satellite skies as high pressure sits in over the region and continues to expand bridg
authority chloe beardsley standing in front of a beautiful shot on the laug strip. still chilly and crisp. >> over the next few days high temperatures will be close to the 70s over the next few days. we have got the calm conditions here. but what about other parts of the country. not so much in louisiana where they are actually seeing some prethy severe storm activity moving through the stuff. you can see heavy rain showers throughout this afternoon and just in the last hour or so,...
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. >> j: real >> yea we ieto g into a cl o dd e ofy unagce couldn't soly the prim tclub. [ light laug ] this guy, whvid ut, ca the pof dai. d he wike,is is frusatinfomany reasons, use nothisseing my exctations f every other guy as out, doesn'll tri laught ] >> jmy: lost cth prince and g me , man. >> jimmy: "hlo, a you doing, bdy?" sotely. >> exactly >> jim: no way. >> mm-hmm. >>immy: how fun ishat? i didn'tven know y could just call thprinf i. yeah, appary, again, you n. >> j: , i wa to sh everyone a clip ts. t ian it's outube d.gh nolet anyoneincl urlf, let beeve for evenen second thou don deserve to bso hap, because yoall rve to bso, so hay. cheers ]p evhi yokn iot to dos ght now,ight [ cheers you i to rit now. superwoman ial, check t.[ cheers ] [ inaudible ]chk 'em t. [ chrs ] i'm in banr, check out. nchest, 'em from mumbai,rom sydney hoon i'm home in toro chk 'em t! [ [ cheersnd app jimmy all w go unn island. u're asome, pal. co b i'm a g fan. >> thankou. >> jimmy: thanyou so much. stick around. lilly ani --ey, before you can we play a game? >> i le games. >> jmy: you do? yeah. >>
. >> j: real >> yea we ieto g into a cl o dd e ofy unagce couldn't soly the prim tclub. [ light laug ] this guy, whvid ut, ca the pof dai. d he wike,is is frusatinfomany reasons, use nothisseing my exctations f every other guy as out, doesn'll tri laught ] >> jmy: lost cth prince and g me , man. >> jimmy: "hlo, a you doing, bdy?" sotely. >> exactly >> jim: no way. >> mm-hmm. >>immy: how fun ishat? i didn'tven know y could just call...
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that cl. [ laug >> jimmynext ufr the seawks, marshawn lynch >> steveoh, yeah. [ laughter ] wait for it. >> jimmy: heas votedost likely to see the new "star wars" moe in 6d. [ laughtndlae ] >>tely did nokn that. >> jimmy: they must ve a a specl theate in seattle. we have -- next up, e minnesa vikings' punter locke. he was voted moslily to have sneezed hself into pubert [ laht ] >> steve: hello. >> jimmy: hello, hi. i can'take your call right now. [ hter ] steve: hell chy? mom, get of room. >> jimmy: next from the seawks is starting quarteack ruell wilson. he was voted most likely to cover yo eyes withis hands and yell, uess who?" [ laer and alaus] steveth's aaward? >> jim: yeah. he won that. next up. oh, my manj.r. sweezy. from the seawks. he was voted most likely to have never seen "making a next up, from th next up, from the seawks i will tukuafu. he was voted most likely to make this facehen his mo trto son feem. [ laht and applaus steve: come on. airplane goes in. >> jimmy: ne up om the vikis is austin shepherd. he was voted most likely to ju have fe thehipotle kick in. [ lahter and
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[ laug ] s --hat was that stack. >>nk you. >> jim: and you, we took away yr fa i tnk. >>hat's od. >> jim: alrit, so -- >> love to be icapped. >> jimmy: yeah, this is gog to be n. that's the way you go into it. we go. w, we'll go from outside in. josh, why don't u fir. th envelope is for you. >> thank youthank you very ch. >> jimmy: we don't know what it . so donet us see what it is. >> oh, wow. [ laught ] sorry. i was riding msnow blower ound all weekend, my ass is killing me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know w it is. i thin >> ias ring my snow blow around all weekend.my ass is kiing laught ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it sounds a little bilike alebaldwi a little bit. but -- >> older. [ laer ] older. funny first namefunny st name. [ laughter ] i was riding my snow blo ound all wee-- i'm on every morning. s riding my snow blower -- regishilbin! >> jregiphilbi my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> it was close. >> jmy: you got it, yeah. regiis a >> i d'tnow where he's from's ry gosling, junel new york. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: d he just yells random wds in the ddlef a a s
[ laug ] s --hat was that stack. >>nk you. >> jim: and you, we took away yr fa i tnk. >>hat's od. >> jim: alrit, so -- >> love to be icapped. >> jimmy: yeah, this is gog to be n. that's the way you go into it. we go. w, we'll go from outside in. josh, why don't u fir. th envelope is for you. >> thank youthank you very ch. >> jimmy: we don't know what it . so donet us see what it is. >> oh, wow. [ laught ] sorry. i was riding msnow blower...
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and akka [ laug ] it's gro >> jimmy: so t putting it -- theye covering it is whatou're saying. it's so strong, and it makes me -- i've become my mothe buakes me sick. i put my ne in aissue like m like"uh." [ laughter ] i re c't takit jimmy: re? your boyfr doesn't wear -- he doesn wear cogne? >> no. >> jimmy: naturascent? >> i love s smells. jimmy: ah. [ laughter >> he getsad at me becse, like, ontime he burped in the kitchen d wali, your ss. i loou." [ laught but i -- >> jimmy: wanto know all your smells. >> my -- >> jimmy: so romanc. >> this wod be a pheromone, i n't know -- , that doesn't make sense, i love, like, the of hisrmpits mak me crazy. i ve it. [ laughter ] and 's shy- [ ughter a alaus] 'sn e audience sitng th td barry. don't mean to me dp. [ laughter ] and i love the smellf his armpits. tie, l lettinge in there lauger ] because heoesn'tit and i li hmes. o year for my birthy, the ar before last, he did the most selfleautif ing. he spent a whole dith a coon bunr hiar and under s balls [ laughter ] >> jimmyoh, come on. >> -- a one in his ass. [ laughter ] >>immy: okay.
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and we did look at the ring finger [ laug wow. >> what happened? let's rewind. all right.there were some a awk engagements. >> yes, from "pitch perfect" and they put out a fantastic picture, and it is that time of the year when everybody is getting engaged.he hoda. >> and speaking of the enga engagements, the newest voice winner jordan smith. i love this guy. and this guy, he lets us into his life on the social med much so that over the holidays he propose d to the girlfriend and there she is, ant a pictured now at lot of people think that when you win the voice or become a big star, you find new friends and new girlfriends, and absolutely not with him, because he has been with her for three years, and they are now engaged. >> and he has such a beautiful face. >> and i vot for him. forget it! >> and that duet. >> forget it? and justin bieber was spotted having a little makeout session with haley baldwin. >> and not only spotted, but he wanted to see us spot him, because he posted it on the instagram with haley, and many people think it is alec baldwin's daughter, but it is
and we did look at the ring finger [ laug wow. >> what happened? let's rewind. all right.there were some a awk engagements. >> yes, from "pitch perfect" and they put out a fantastic picture, and it is that time of the year when everybody is getting engaged.he hoda. >> and speaking of the enga engagements, the newest voice winner jordan smith. i love this guy. and this guy, he lets us into his life on the social med much so that over the holidays he propose d to the...
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. >> seth: d't say tha laug >> so leslie, i hugged lesli anthen my dres and th my dress broke. >> seth: okay. >> it was o piece. soy top almost fell off. >>eth: wow, that would have been the pple's choice. [ laughter ] >> yeah, well, yeah. >> set so what d you say? what'd you do? live televisn. i just did it again. lahter ] >> set yeah. you'll be all ght. ob, thesdays, lookwhen dakota sho up if we feel le we svid if worst anythg is said iboobs. it like thatn't that bad. >> true story. >> seth: there you go. >> sh: tnkou so much for being here. really appreciate you can keep the pencil. >> tnk you so ch. [ cheersnd alause seth:ota johnson eryby. owo be singl ons i eatersvewhere ebruary 12. we'l rig back th mor ate ght." [ rs anduse ] up? i'm ha wassup? i'm hannal i'gonna e samsung pay to get a katz's deli pastrami sanich. (katz's emoyees) hey!!! hey what's up? hey can i pay with my phone? you mean like apple pay? we don'tot that. no like samsung pay. kind oworks everywhere. en othis jay old thg. he wts to pay with his phone. whad ya want hannibal? i want to pay with my one. don't look a
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bang, bangbang [ laug ] >> seth:hi -i stand by wh i originally id, thiss a ki' movie. >> well, it isseth, because i say it is. >> sh: oh, okay. i'm soy, wanna sethingel, oun'you be ijail right now? >> o ht ] ye [ lauger ] my b![ do knos ] >> open up, itheolicia!>>e de m [ laughter ] >> we're lking f el chapo! >>l cho! has are see el chapo >> el cho! >> seth: n n it'st me. [ laughter ] [ whispering ] >> and mlamp! >> seth: it's just me and my lamp. >> well, iyosehim, tl him to cback tjail. wre not jing arou! >>t's tiorok is er no jokes! >> seth: okay. ooh. they're gone. >>s it clear? >> seth: yeah. >> whew-hoo! th closene. >>eth: tt was a close on he hu stk ound. we hava eat show tonight, el chapo. greash. >> oh,ho's here tonigh s wve a wonderf actress, a deafriend omine rashida jos is here tonight. [ cheers and appuse do y like rashida jone >> ooh rashida jos! [ uger ] et sas a n sw on tbs caed "angie tribec">> y kwhati'm gointo put that i dbr.>> set oy, great also, she has a new talk show called "kocktails with khl khloe kardashian is with us toght. chee a applause ] >> please. please t
bang, bangbang [ laug ] >> seth:hi -i stand by wh i originally id, thiss a ki' movie. >> well, it isseth, because i say it is. >> sh: oh, okay. i'm soy, wanna sethingel, oun'you be ijail right now? >> o ht ] ye [ lauger ] my b![ do knos ] >> open up, itheolicia!>>e de m [ laughter ] >> we're lking f el chapo! >>l cho! has are see el chapo >> el cho! >> seth: n n it'st me. [ laughter ] [ whispering ] >> and mlamp! >> seth:...
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laug he people o ru prtire a le, "oh okay. weidt thk s a oblem. we didthink e was a problem. but you insist, wanto takehem , ock your out." he's like, "i neomgas mone th'rlike"oh, yeed gas mone i see." this scam. he's like, "gacostmoney. what do you want frome?" they're like, "we waou t e." heikl ri so as he dves away, th ke, "i love at guy laht ] ve him. whdi tn m ay?" seth: can i a you a quon, whis shannar >>red: shaara is justh name of the town >> seth: oh, got you. [ laughter can i read you the description of what the tv guide sd the >> fred: okay. >> seth: while amber-lee embarks on a deadltask to prove he worth -- >> fred: no, no, n >> seth:ka [ laughter ] trust you. i trust you. give iuporarmin, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] asou know, the 2016 presidentl debate season is in full swi a this -- i'm going to be honestthis is very exciting. we here at "late night" we're invito host one of the debates right now. and with the iowa caucuses less than a week away, to save time, we invited both the republicans and democric presidentia ndidates. the candidatesre here. they
laug he people o ru prtire a le, "oh okay. weidt thk s a oblem. we didthink e was a problem. but you insist, wanto takehem , ock your out." he's like, "i neomgas mone th'rlike"oh, yeed gas mone i see." this scam. he's like, "gacostmoney. what do you want frome?" they're like, "we waou t e." heikl ri so as he dves away, th ke, "i love at guy laht ] ve him. whdi tn m ay?" seth: can i a you a quon, whis shannar >>red: shaara is justh...
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it's a paint strip. [ laug what i'm thinking? doing my guest bathroom in leo. [ light laughter ] happy birthday to dolly parton, who turns 70 today.should be -- yeah, yeah. but that should be 70, 24, 36. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a researcher at cambridge university said that for spiderman to be able to scale buildings in real life, he would114 feet to get enough traction to climb up walls. then the researcher looked up, and his tinder date was gone. [ laughter ] about surface area, as much as -- the size of [ laughter ] it's not that." amazon has begun revealing details about its upcoming drone, such as drones adapted specifically to the climate of the city they're in. for example, a chicago drone will be equipped to handle cold weather. the seattle drone will be the detroit [ laughter ] [ applause ]owstorm last week caused west virginia university to use a campus police officer as a replacement singer during the national anthem at a basketball game.k for west virginia campus police officer andrea bocelli. [ laughter
it's a paint strip. [ laug what i'm thinking? doing my guest bathroom in leo. [ light laughter ] happy birthday to dolly parton, who turns 70 today.should be -- yeah, yeah. but that should be 70, 24, 36. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a researcher at cambridge university said that for spiderman to be able to scale buildings in real life, he would114 feet to get enough traction to climb up walls. then the researcher looked up, and his tinder date was gone. [ laughter ] about surface area,...