(laughs) oh! (laughs) (laughs) who are the sharks? they're five self-made, filthy rich investors. kevin o'leary is a venture capitalist who started a software business in his basement, which he eventually sold for $3.2 billion. barbara corcoran turned a $1,000 loan into a real estate empire worth hundreds of millions in the shark-filled city of manhattan. daymond john is a fashion and branding expert who grew his homemade hats and t-shirts into the globally recognized fashion brand fubu. robert herjavec, the son of an immigrant factory worker, is now a technology mogul who sold his first internet companies for over $350 million. and mark cuban, a self-made, billionaire entrepreneur and the outspoken owner of the 2011 nba champion dallas mavericks. ♪ i'm dallas robinson... and i'm mike buonomo... (both) and we're from salt lake city, utah. we first met in college, and we just kinda clicked. some ideas just percolate up. we've created something that creates a chemistry between two people that's absolutely amazing. yeah? yeah, i think that's right. we grew up with a very strong moral

yes, i know my own words. >> (laugh) yes you do! i just want you to reflect on 'em today, as you hear-- "when there's no future"? >> "how can there be sin? we are the flowers in the dustbin." >> "we're the poison in your human machine." >> yep. >> what were you feeling? what were you channeling? >> that's the voice of the disenfranchised, those left out. those given no hope. those pushed aside. when any society does that to any element of its population, there will be trouble. my weapons are words, not bullets and bombs. and my words have had a very powerful and positive effect, i think. and people now openly discuss issues like, "should there be a royal family? should there be this, should there be that?" i think the word is "transparency," and that's what i seek in all things. >> maybe you paid attention to what's happening here in the united states over the last seven, eights months, close to a year now in communities throughout the united states baltimore, maryland, most recently. >> i've been aware and i'm glad obama won the el

. >>> coming up, laughing through childbirth? how this gas is making labor almost a breeze for some moms. >> but first molotov cocktails and bullets line 1 neighborhood and right now police on the hunt trying to find out who did it and why. >> a c evening, doppler radar quiet. let me show you futurecast, a little snapshot in time. about 10:30 tonight, 69 in gaithersburg, 70 in leesburg, 71 downtown, mid-60s in manassas and generally clea >>> frightening video out of miami, home surveillance cameras are rolling as somebody climbs from a car and tosses a molotov cocktail at a woman's home. seconds later we see flashes of gunfire. then that video shows three cars driving away from the scene. the very same day gunfire and ed of another molotov cocktail -- evidence of another molotov cocktail, a second home 4 miles away. fortunately no one was hurt. >>> tonight a man in virginia beach is locked up on charges of robbing a bank, but this was no ordinary bank robber. >> he must have been proud of the crime because he posted the whole thi

[laughs] betty: i would not think you would.: i definitely think there has to be differences in the sense that those guys are doing something that is consistent with their self-interests. and -- betty: when you say "self-interests," what do you mean? tom: i mean they are basically pushing stuff that is very good for private enterprise and specifically oil refiners. very consistently, very aggressively, and sometimes very intelligently. i see that as we are on very different trajectory in terms of how we think about it, who we think we are representing, and what we are trying to accomplish. betty: but steyer does have an agenda, one that leans to the left. he spoke at the democratic convention in 2012. tom: big things are happening. thanks to president obama, america is laying the foundation for the way we power tomorrow. betty: he and his wife have given more than $11 million to super pac's he founded, and they hosted a $5000 per person fundraiser with the president at their san francisco home. you have been a supporter of the p

>> ...laughing, drinking, ogling the girls dancing on stage at this bar, which he says he owns. this is your life? >> in a nutshell, pretty much. [ laughs ] >> benjamin is a 49-year-old american suspected of having sex with underage girls and selling them for sex out of this bar called crow bar. but as he drinks, benjamin has no idea that at that very moment... >> the first target is gonna be in the crow bar. >> ...filipino and american authorities are just a few miles away... >> see you out there. good luck. >> ...plotting a raid that will bring his world crashing down. >> okay, we're ready. >> this is the story of arthur benjamin. we travelled to subic bay, a beautiful part of the western philippines, where benjamin has been living for 25 years. but our journey went deeper, past benjamin, into the dark and disturbing world of underage prostitution, discovering how all too easy it is to buy sex th underage girls. how old are you? >> 14. >> you're 14. the philippines has quietly emerged as a top destination for americans not just looking to have sex... ...but to sell sex, as wel

>> you can go [beep] [laughing] >> yourself.laughing] [cheers and applause] >> michael savage you want to talk about a frightening face, look at the mile of bad road between your neck and your hairline. it's not just these pundents making comments about ovaries in the oaf al office. dr. skraouly holland wrote a article about how hillary clinton is the perfect age for running for president. according to her post-menopausal women are ideal candidates for leadership because they're primed to handle stress well. okay. on the one hand i understand she's defending hillary's age saying she's best suited because her hormones have flat lined. got it. on the other hand by saying a person at that age is better suited to be president it diss all women under that age. just a little bit. just a little bit. on the third hand why are we talking about hormones at all? why can't she just be a good [beep] leader? why, why? we will be right back. [cheers and applause] when it's time for battle, you need powerful protection. new right guard xtreme h

(laugh) >> my wife hates the term "retired."(laughter) i'm transitioned. >> well, you're no longer working as a major general. i know there is a precise u, use of that word, and maybe that wasn't it. (laugh) well, you ended your active duty career as a major general in the united states marine corps. something that would have been unimaginable when you were born. it seems like a good time to s take stock. i mean, you work for a black president. >> i don't take anything for granted. (laugh) let me tell you. i, my granddaughters are from a mixed marriage. so i have to explain to them you know, because of the, the shade of their skin why black history month is important. i try to explain to them the significance of the, of, of selma and the civil rights act and the voting rights act, and the critical importance of that. you know, i'm a part of this administration. and i am a part of the leadership of the greatest nation on earth. and, so i have to remind people we are where we are today, i am here where i am today because people di

let's laugh. >> and we're just not used to them making jokes. >> exactly. in that case i think he did a great job. i thought cecily did a great job. >> you had to write for jay during the correspondents dinner. how obsessed was he? >> i spent a lot of time. this is a guy who is the hardest worker in show business. it is okay i've got my cars. i've got my car show. i've got the tonight show. 250 nights a year. i got the white house correspondents dinner coming up. it is constant. he sleeps about four hours a night. >> unbelievable. john mix,ax you lived a life that many in washington dream of pulling off and you pulled it off. that's all for this conversation today. find this and past episodes on our website. we'll be back next week. right now, stay tuned for president obama's weekly address right after this.

it was so funny. >> she starts to laugh, and then she just can't stop laughing. know she's going to keep laughing. so i'm like, just give her a minute, folks. like i know the next one's coming. >> when the video hits the internet, it earns more than a million hits. >> melissa and andrew first met at seattle pacific university where they were both students. >> we lived in the same residents halls. i was a freshman. he was a junior. and we had a lot of mutual friends. spent some time together within groups, but it was after he graduated that we connected again. >> after graduating, andrew received some devastating news. >> my dad came down with lung cancer, like horrific tumors the size of grapefruits. >> deeply religious, andrew copes with his father's cancer with prayer, and the first person he reaches out to is melissa. >> it just felt as natural as could be to go to melissa about it. even though we didn't know each other really well, i knew her in a way that i trusted her a lot. >> he e-mailed me and said will you pray because i don't want my dad to die. and it

somebody else can get a laugh, or we can go without a laugh.a laugh comes from someplace, but i don't feel that ultimately that weight is on my shoulders. charlie: is what makes you laugh different today? david: that's a good question. no. i think what makes me laugh is the same thing that has always made me laugh, something really silly. still within the range of plausibility. something that yeah, maybe could happen, we don't think so, but maybe it could happen. it is so very silly. and that is all that it takes. charlie: these smart people come in here and they push back. david: that's right. charlie: it is also the fact if they come prepared. i flew back across the country with tom hanks one day and he was going to be on the show. he was thinking about appearing with you for five minutes. he wanted it to be perfect. david: he is a tremendous guy, and for him to take my show that seriously, that's high praise. charlie: there is a sense that for a while you were a loner. david: a drifter. a man wanted in several states. charlie: a man who woul

you're back. >> [laughs] >> and the baby.hank you. >> do you like my green sweater? i'm thrilled with the renovations. i've spent over $200,000 to convert what used to be a key lime mini-mart to now a key west one-of-a-kind destination. the cluttered retail space has been replaced with a comfortable seating area to accommodate more customers and more profits. i brought the pie-making process to the front of the store to put on a show for customers while they're being made. no more keebler crusts and no more powdered mixes. the biggest change are our products. no longer do we sell any product made from other companies. instead, we've added a new dessert station and a beverage bar, using only the freshest ingredients. if we don't make it in the store, we don't sell it. and as far as our pie is concerned, jim has spent weeks perfecting our proprietary recipe with all-natural ingredients. no more keebler crust, no more powdered filling. it's really good. your original pie wasn't bad, but the fact that we didn't make all the ingre

-[laughs] >> me?> yeah. >> sometimes. i don't really know where the leadership is. i don't know who the owners really are. >> if there's changes to be made and sacrifice to be made, we're willing. >> okay. that's good to know. >> 'cause we care. >> what do these people that you work with mean to you? >> wow. it's not just a job, marcus, really. this is someplace i love, i love coming to everyday. i interact with so many people that i care about, and that door would close, and i wouldn't have that. this place just means a lot to me. >> marcus, i'm greg schroeder. >> oh, hey, greg, how are you? >> nice to meet you. >> one of the owners? >> i'm one of the owners, yup. >> okay. nice meeting you. >> nice meeting you, marcus. thank you. >> you do a nice job, by the way. guess who decided to show up? finally. so what do you do full-time? this is--you don't come here every day. >> no, i come in here probably two, three times a week. >> two or three times a week? >> yeah. >> or two or three times a month? >> [

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the fifth grader laughed. [ laughter ] that was good.laugh if you put your arm -- >> jimmy: i was gonna do that next. >> you think you know this without a cheat, pitbull? >> no, i definitely got to cheat on this. [ laughter ] >> second grade question. >> it's neptune. >> okay. okay. >> yes. >> all right. [ buzzer ] so -- she told me, she said it's, like -- [ laughter ] >> it's not "like" anything. [ laughter ] >> i got you. i got you. i'm trying to put it together. give you a little riddle since you want to ask all these questions. [ laughter ] it's like pharrell's production group in the late '90s. yeah, going into the early 2000s. you know who pharrell is? i didn't think so. so -- [ laughter ] it's neptune. >> neptune. >> neptune. >> neptune. >> neptune. >> neptune. >> let's do it. >> actually, neptune is absolutely right for two points. [ cheers and applause ] all right, we're almost out of time which means it is time for the final sixth grade question. remember, it is worth ten points so whoever answers this correct wins the game. fo

laughs.well, that night i got no laughs. got no laughs. but i was happy that i had done it i was happy that okay i've tried it and now maybe i will try it again. and like anything else, you just make a little progress here and slip back and continue to make progress. and i knew pretty soon that i was not cut out to be a stand-up comedian the kind of guy that will take 250 gigs a year he's on the road all the time. he goes to las vegas and to jupiter, then to neptune and then to buffalo and just there are guys like that and god bless them because these are the guys that can do it they have an iron constitution jz. >> rose: jerry seinfeld was that. >> jerry seinfeld absolutely. i think there are fewer younger guys doing it now. at one time, i think it was more the domain of an earlier generation. i knew i didn't have that. so i felt like i'm just going to use this to kind of get into television. >> rose: and then did you johnny. >> did the johnny carson show a couple of times yeah yeah. >> rose

(laughs) oh ho ho! (laughs) bing-bing-bing-bing- bing-bing-bing! so lame. away? we should steal it from them so they know how annoying it is. (chuckles) good luck, sisters. not that easy. it's never hard for me. that's what he said. whoo! oh! (speaks gibberish) (speaks gibberish) ha! i don't like this. are we here to buy me a car for college? (laughs) good one, trav. thanks. you know how i've been working odd jobs for extra cash? i really gotta get to school. you will. i just have to drop mr. rockwell off at the mall first. i'm gonna buy pants. well, i'm trying to scrape together enough dough to get my boat back in the water. and as a promotion, this place is releasing a balloon with 2,000 bucks in it. dad, you can't put all your financial hopes into balloon chasing. i mean, you gotta keep buying those lottery tickets. i'm just kidding. don't do that. (groans) what? i want our joke back. oh, it's not your joke anymore. i got you a present, but i'm not even gonna give it to you now. yes, you are. i know. i'm too excited. i hired a nanny. i know you're gonna

>> yep. >> [laughs] thank you so much. >> okay?ng, thank you. >> all right. >> what happened to my offer? >> i don't believe in singular use facilities. you cannot make a standalone group session training model work in the long run. i don't think it's possible. it doesn't mean that i didn't have a good workout. it's just an economic thing. so my offer is the following. i'm willing to put up $250,000, but it's contingent on this business moving to a training facility that also has other disciplines inside of it so that we don't have to be so singular. >> but i'm on the lease for another three years, marcus. >> i know, and you have to really figure out a way to get out of the lease, because i want to move to a bigger place at a better location. and that's your responsibility to get that part of it done. >> [sighs] well, it's gonna be tough, but i'll handle it. i'll take care of it. >> so if i put up the $250,000... >> mm-hmm. >> i will own 75% of that business, but i'll put up all the money. >> 25%? i've always owned 100% of everythi

(laugh) >> you talk about tom and jerry. and people laugh and say, "oh, lang lang likes tom and jerry," the cartoon tom, jerry the mouse. but the thing that you appreciated about them is their game of chase. you imagine them on the keyboard. >> the magic of - tom and jerry is that there's - there's always constant war between them you know? and you're just - >> the mouse and the cat - >> yeah. it's just like - >> trying to fight it out. >> oh, my god. what's going on? the next one, okay. (laugh) so - so that's really cool when you see, you know, the - tom try to catch him, like - (piano) you know? i - i - i - that's just a little thing, but - the thing is what i like about - music, it's like a motion picture, like what we - discussed before. it's that you need to have something going on there. and music's not flat, you know? so that's why you need to have up and downs. take turkish march which everybody knows. (piano) if you play - (piano) just the notes, it's kind of - but if - (piano). and the second time - (piano) the opp