there are many stand-up artists who played with me in the league of laughter. ady for many, many years, and by the way, there was a filming recently, well, league of laughter at the beginning of a full-scale war, well, before the start, and now it will not be released, and the fate of this project is unknown, maybe there will be no league of laughter at all, and stand-up will still exist, well, that is, the audience, can you say that it somehow intersects is it still very different i think not different audiences i think not and although i didn't research it, but my question was what it was related to because i thought whether ukrainian stand-up can claim any er mass audience and so that he, in particular , brings you some income in addition to pleasure and er charity, the standard is already starting to bring in income and even before the war it was because people are starting to see and want to see stand-up comedians at their corporate shows, unfortunately , the audience is not always ready because the organizer may want it, i want to say the comedians, we cam

of multi-class acquaintances, since then there are many stand-ups who played with me in the league of laughtere been friends for many years, and by the way, there was a shooting recently, well, league of laughter on the beginning of a full-scale war would be before the beginning and now it will not be successful and the fate of this project is unknown, maybe there will be no league of laughter at all, and stand-up will still exist, well, this is it, after all, very different people i think not different audiences i think that no, although i don't researched, but my question was related to what it was, because i thought whether ukrainian stand-up can even claim to be a kind of mass audience. and if it, in particular, brings you some income in addition to pleasure and charity, the standard is already starting to bring income and it was before the war , because people are starting to see and want to see stand-up comedians at their corporate events, unfortunately, the audience is not always ready because the organizer may want it, i want to say comedians, we came and people eat, people don't even

laughter ] >> oh, that sounds terrible. but the tv was broken, so i could only watch "a league of their own" over and over and over again [ laughterh. >> but i was just crying all the time, like, in a bath robe, sweating >> seth: this is great so, your nightmare right now would be the weeknd opening for "a league of their own." [ laughter ] >> exactly i would be, like - [ gasping like, just -- yeah i would start shivering. >> seth: we've talked about your desert work in films such as "palm springs" and now you're doing jungle work. >> that's right. >> seth: do you have a preference of where to shoot because they both seem like pretty - >> intense >> seth: trying, yeah. [ laughter ] >> the jungle. i like the jungle. >> seth: oh, okay. that's nice to hear. >> yeah, i like it i love a tree. [ laughter ] what would i do? i love - it's -- it's beautiful it's -- there's so many great smells >> seth: oh. >> their's exactly - >> seth: what a sales pitch. [ laughter ] do you -- does me -- >> you guys are going to love the jungle if you like smells, yurd and rain and bugs and mud, you are going to love the jungle but i actually -- i really

laughter ] the bad news is, i slipped into someone's dms again. the really bad news is that, you know, i might have bought half of a fifth-tier national football league [ laughter ] >> rob: what was her reaction?p. no, not great. >> rob: yeah. >> we're still working through that one. [ laughter ] >> rob: i think people are amazed to hear is that we had never met in person. we had talked on the phone. >> yeah. >> rob: zooms, things like that. we'd never met in person. as a part of a documentary, we captured the first time we met. >> we did. >> ryan and i have never met in person but we did buy a football team together. maybe not the smartest thing to do. >> guys, you're going to need a bigger crew for this. >> there he is. >> it's so weird to see you without the disney princess filter on the zoom. >> what do you think? >> oh my god. >> i think we're wearing similar colors. >> this was meant to be. >> that fall? >> no. >> wow. >> no, not with your 6-inch lips, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: okay, yeah. now, this is something that i'd like to address on national television. >> sure. >> rob: yeah. so you just saw standing there next to the podium, r

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athlete was only allowed to unretire after he sucked at a different sport first. [ laughter ] like michael jordan and minor league dog barks yeah, rusty, i guess it was a bit of a curveball going after m.j. like that, but don't worry. he'll never be able to hit it. [ laughter ] ♪ back in my day, tucker carlson wasn't advocating for testicle tanning. balls-derdash! back in my day, if tucker carlson was testicle tanning, it would've taken forever because that dude is 100% nuts. [ laughter ] hey, rusty, what do you think about testicle tanning [ dog growling ] that's right, rusty. forgot i had 'em removed [ laughter ] sorry for bringing up old wounds, boy. [ laughter ] back in my day, we weren't pulling the plug on cnn+ after just one month back in my day, we were trying to pull the plug on grandma after one month. [ laughter ] oh, but grandma, she'd keep plugging it right back in and then we'd yank it out again. i remember this funny thing grandma used to say. "please, it's just a broken ankle. [ laughter ] that crazy old bat we'll get you one of these days! i want your jewels [ laughter ] back in my day, tom holla

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everyone who works at every burger king in america. [ laughter ] plus every person the average american will meet in their entire life. plus every major leagueeball player and nba player. plus a southwest flight at maximum capacity. [ laughter ] throw in every person to date who's got monkeypox in indiana. [ laughter ] and there'd still be six people left over. that's the entirale al lman brothers band. [ laughter and applause ] that's how many people donald trump lost by. [ cheers and applause ] as you know, trump is under investigation for potential violations of the espionage act and obstruction. it's not looking good. trump has screwed himself so badly, he's gonna have to write himself a check for $130,000. [ laughter ] [ applause ] because -- okay. i didn't think anyone would get that. that's what he paid stormy daniels. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. now, some are saying trump could be a flight risk. which is crazy that the former president of the united states is a flight risk. but the good news is that at least donald trump's official presidential portrait is back up at every airport in the united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers

league. >> what was their reaction? >> not great. [laughter] we are still working through that one. i cam, but i would never do that. 3 million is like me spending 300. >> i'm a bryan reynolds fan. [laughter] >> go ahead. they say that honesty is always the best policy, but what you don't know won't hurt you, but they also say that financial -- largest cause of divorce, followed by instability. >> i want to know how he does this. so many things come in boxes to my house. it's like an eraser that i order off of amazon or a highlighter. why don't you just go to cbs? amazon, so bad politically, but it's where i order everything. >> i love amazon, and i love that you get dominic can get anything. >> some studies say that people doing separate kinds of things, having some surprises is good for a relationship. it reminds everyone that you are your own people, you've got responsibilities. >> we are the sidekick of our wives. [laughter] >> if you've ever felt exhausted after an intense afternoon of brainstorming, you are not alone. a new study finds that thinking hard may have a build up of

laughter ] okay, okay, all right. what award did chewbacca receive from the major league baseball association? hy did han solo send his pasta back to the kitchen? >> nicole: why? >> it was too chewy! [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] >> nicole: okay. okay. i'll let you tell a third one. >> okay, great. because i have another. >> nicole: how many more do you have? >> five. i have a lot. >> nicole: okay, great. i should cut to commercial, but i'm not going to. do all five. right in a row. >> okay. >> nicole: i'll get angrier and angrier. >> what's the security system used by the dark side? >> nicole: what? >> jar jar binks! [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] >> nicole: all right. all right. that was actually pretty witty. give me another. >> okay. what job field would luke skywalker go into if he didn't become a jedi? >> nicole: which? >> tattooing. [ rim shot ] [ applause ] like the planet? like the planet tattooine? >> nicole: all right, all right. >> i want you to guess this one. >> nicole: i can guess it? >> i think you'll actually get it. okay. what did the other players on carey fish

i thought you were playing little league baseball in 2000. >> i wish [laughter].harles: nicole what do you think? obviously this is a great debate. here's the thing, jay powell obviously gave some sort of a mint to the market because this is the best post-fomc meeting with a rate hike rally i can remember ever and so something is going on here because parts of the market, equity and otherwise, believe that something is going on with the fed that they will not be that hawkish. >> yeah. i mean our sentiments are going to mirror pretty closely to eddie's. we started to talk about this inverse relationship as we started to see pressure on wti crude come down and perhaps a little bit of this bear market rally but, the real clincher will be economic data to follow and we will see a economic slowdown. the reality is they can't pull enough levers to lower inflation. how will they prioritize, stable prices or about maximum -- as they come to show us what direction we go, that i think we'll have more clarity. you're starting to see some shakeout in the bond market. we do th

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: was it fun for to you do "dc league of super-pets? >> oh, it was wonderful.h. >> jimmy: and i thought the idea is actually brilliant that superheroes should have pets >> it's -- and the pets are heroes as well >> jimmy: yes. wow. remember that. [ applause ] >> the more you know >> jimmy: the more you know, yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is who you play is that the cutest thing you've ever seen? >> yes, so that's -- that's lulu >> jimmy: that is lulu >> she's the evil guinea pig >> jimmy: star of the movie. oh, my gosh. you were the villain of the movie. >> yes, yes. but it's still - >> jimmy: the cutest thing you've ever seen [ laughter ] and so funny >> how bad could that be >> jimmy: and you are actually a guinea pig that lex luthor has tested chemicals and stuff, and superpowers on lulu. >> yes, and now she's got an axe to grind >> jimmy: that's exactly right yeah so, finally, the guinea pig is getting back, and saying, "yeah, don't test stuff on me. >> but this is -- to me, this is the essence of a comedic character. an evil guinea pig you got giant laughs

i mean that literally, he's a gigantic human being. [ laughter ] now he gives voice to superman's dog in "dc leagueee you. >> kerry: so i was doing all my research -- >> good to see you guys, too. >> kerry: yes. [ cheers and applause ] great to be seen. so we have a lot in common. we have an older daughter and two littler ones, little people. >> yes. >> kerry: we both like to work out. >> yes. >> kerry: we both like cheat days. >> yes. >> kerry: although i like them more than you do, i think. i have more cheat days than you do. >> we both get high. >> kerry: oh, wow. >> no, sorry. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> my kind of crowd. >> kerry: hey, hey. your oldest daughter is now a wrestler. >> she is. >> kerry: she's making history. >> yes, so yeah -- thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: this is amazing. >> very proud of her. simone johnson, my oldest daughter, the daughter i have with dani, she made her dbut in wwe. their smaller federation, nxt. so, she did so good, she went out there on the microphone. you got to be poised when you go out there. >> kerry: gosh. >> she has a c

gaetz, who looks like he wished on a monkey's paw he'd make it in major league baseball and instead got mr. mets head -- [ laughterled a bunch of unhinged conspiracy theories at defense secretary lloyd austin, yesterday, claiming the military cares more about critical race theory and wokeism than national defense. >> what in the $773 billion that you're requesting today is going to help you make assessments that are accurate in the face of so many blown calls? [ light laughter ] >> you've -- you've seen what's in our budget. you've seen how the budget matches the strategy and so, i'll let that speak for itself >> everyone else in the world seems to be developing capabilities and being more strategic. we got time to embrace critical race theory at west point, to embrace socialism at the national defense university, to do mandatory pronoun training. do you assess- >> you know, it's -- again, this is the most capable, the most combat critical force in the world. it has been and it will be so going forward. and this budget helps us to do that >> not if we continue down this path not if we embrace socialism. you guys s

ra's al ghul, who hacked batman's computer files, and then the justice league got super pissed and they almost kicked him out [ laughter so winded from that explanation, i need to use my inhaler. [ laughter ] and that was today's edition of "a closer dork." ♪ [ applause ] where were we? ah, yes. the insurrection so, trump says he challenged democrats to debate him and no one took him up on it. plus, no one's going to debate you again after watching you in an actual debate remember that first one with biden where he couldn't stop yelling out random nonsense like a nursing home grandpa watching "card sharks," and the moderator chris wallace had to keep yelling "no" at him like he was a dog humping a neighbor's leg >> i'll ask joe. >> no. [ overlapping arguing mr. president -- no, mr. president. [ overlapping arguing >> 3.5 million, joe. >> no, no, no, mr. president - >> 3.5 million, joe. >> can i be honest it's a very important question >> try to be honest. >> no, the answer to the question is no >> seth: if trump runs again in 2024, the commission on presidential debates is going to have to give him a shock collar. or a

you're michael: as you roam the halls of the ivy league, bernie, to your colleagues ever come up to you and was, "i agree with some --" or -- [laughter bernard: there are very few because there is a lot of think. you're either a card-carrying member of the party or an enemy of the people the -- the people. [laughter] >> i spent enough time in academia to know that. it is not possible to sit quietly in the corner and do your work. you have to stand up and testify. [laughter] dr. doran: mohammed, let me summarize or slightly interpret something you set a minute to go and get your reaction to my into jim. -- my interpretation. he mentioned you cannot substitute china for the u.s. 10 years ago, nobody would even suggest that but now you have to have this conversation all the time. i think that structurally, let's forget for a second what the mindset of -- the outlook of the saudi elite and the saudi public is. let's just say that structurally, i also think it is true that there is not a china option for the saudi arabia or the you a 8 -- the uae at this moment. in terms of the global contest between the u.s. and china, we are not at a oi

now he is pitching in the big leagues, and not that, he's he's playing for the first-place first-place new york mets. get yourself a ring, how about that? that? [ laughter ] we love those those stories. those retention stories, love that. >> thanks, charlie. > >> technology is reaching new heights, what we will soon be available for those who reach the top of africa's tallest mountain. >> don't forget to join us for our new 7:00 a.m. newscast streaming on pluto tv channel 397, and on any platform us californians have a choice between two initiatives on sports betting. prop 27 generates hundreds of millions every year to permanently fund getting people off the streets a prop 26? not a dime to solve homelessness prop 27 has strong protections to prevent minors from betting. prop 26? no protections for minors. prop 27 helps every tribe, including disadvantaged tribes. prop 26? nothing for disadvantaged tribes vote yes on 27. >> it's a sign of the times, high-speed internet is reaching the summit of africa's tallest mountain. now there are plans to to extend the coverage. >> by the end of the year the goal is to have coverage reached reached the peak of mou

they were like, "wow, you're not an accountant." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's john krasinski as superman in "dc leagueot you one of these from 43rd street, which is like a full three blocks out of my way. >> during rush hour? wow, that's like me flying to mars >> what, you can fly i always thought the cape was just a cute accessory. >> oh, so you think i'm cute >> i said the cape was cute. >> you think i'm cute. >> are we licking faces right now? because if we're licking faces, i got to get in on - [ barking >> jimmy: yeah, come on. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: john krasinski, everybody! "dc league of super-pets" hits theaters friday. we'll be right back with rege-jean page stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ choosing t-mobile is like expecting this... ...but getting that! ...and so much more. like netflix on us, paramount+, and other top streaming services. get benefits that add up to more than $225 in value each month on our max family plan. plus, with our price lock guarantee, we won't raise the price of your rate plan. only at t-mobile. joe biden and democrats in congress just passed

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[laughter] in the early 1700s so that we can have an alternative to harvard. okay? almost all the colonial american colleges, the ivy league schools, most of them were founded in the colonial period, and they're almost all founded as colleges for the training of pastors. and almost nobody else goes to college. no women went to college. almost no men went to college in those days. and if you were a man who went to college, it was almost always in the colonial period to become a pastor, okay? so what they saw as a rise in immorality, enlightenment thought, more modern kind of my philosophy and theology, and then a third reason for the sense of crisis, this ongoing war with catholic france and spain and their native american allies. starting in the 1690s, the colonies but especially new england go through a couple of generations of imperial war between britain and the british colonies and then either france or spain. and in new england, the main issue is fighting against the forces of france coming out of canada, or new france. what they called new france. there's no natural boundary there. you think about it, you know, engla

laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to talk about another big movie you have >> okay. 'cause i got a lot >> jimmy: we both have kids. you do have a lot. >> jimmy: but "dc leagueday >> this friday, yes. >> jimmy: unbelievable cast. [ applause ] dwayne johnson, john krasinski, kate mckinnon, keanu reeves. should we set it up? let's go to commercial, and i'll set up when we come back. >> go to commercial, let's set it up when we come back. >> jimmy: 'cause then, i also want to talk about the tortilla slap >> okay, we gotta do that. by the way, by the way, i got your back. go >> jimmy: more with kevin hart after the break. stick around everybody you've got my back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> "you're eddie munson? i was like, "kind of." he was like, "do you come back next season? i was like, "i don't know. and he was like, "you better." gave me the passport >> jimmy: and there you go at marshalls, our buyers spend every day hustling for the brands you love... so you don't have to. we get the deals. you get the good stuff. marshalls i'm a fancy exercise bike noobie. and i've gone from zero to obsessed in like... three days. instructor: come on milwaukee! i see you!

league of their own" to finish it >> okay, but also -- >> seth: you obviously had to play a lot of baseball >> yeah. >> seth: did the skills come back >> oh, honey, they never left. >> seth: oh. [ laughternow what you know what? >> seth: are you showing us how you play baseball? >> starting to play. >> starting to play. you know what? you know, it's funny we got three pittsburgh guys up here >> seth: we do this is all pittsburgh, because you shot "league of their own" in pitts-- >> we shot "league of their own" in pittsburgh. >> seth: and you fell in love with it. you fell in love with the city >> i totally did >> seth: all you got to do is go there. >> yeah, that's true and that's -- for the audience at home, all you gotta do is go there. you fall in love with it were you born there? >> seth: no, my dad was, yeah. >> okay, daddy was born there, but then you lived there when you were a baby. >> seth: just a baby just enough -- >> when you were just about that age. >> seth: just enough, yeah when i was -- yeah >> when seth was - >> seth: when i was my ballet photo, not available, yeah [ laughter ] >> and you grew up there >> i grew up there, yes. i saw roberto clemente play at forbes fie

league, to be clear 97 million for two years. dagen: yeah. and looked 50 when he was 20. [laughter]. money how do you spend 97 million over two years. dagen: ask i could spend in it six months -- thank you so much cheryl casone, federal emergencies trait judge reinhart a hearing 1:00 pm to decide whether or not to unsale affidavit used to justify the raid, on o former president trump's home, the justice department opposes release president trump pushing for affidavit to be unsealed the coalition to protect american workers executive director former chief of staff to vice president mike pence, mark shore great to see you this morning is there any should be -- the -- this is my opinion. that should be unsealed because american people right now deserve to know what justified and necessitated raiding house of former president upended more than two censors of norms. >> i wholeheartedly debris with you the american people are owed a better explanation more transparency from the department of justice merrick garland owes it to people we may get that answer if the judge decides to unseal the

league district attorney debut watch as castro loses phone head first slide into first base. >> astro slides into third. his phone comes out of his pocket. dude your phone is dead. right there. [laughter third base umpire immediately seeing the phone pointing at it in the dirt. castro claims he put his oven mitt sliding gloves in his back pocket and forgot about the phone. don't call it a comeback former new york mets pitcher figure are a are a called to action for the staten island. is he a pitching coach for the atlantic league team when he wept the distance minor league baseball took the lock. still impressive to see 4 #-year-old make unexpected to return to the mound. ainsley, over to you. >> carley: brian is very jealous because move over, brian. carley and i are handling the sports today. [laughter] >> brian: incredible. >> ainsley: you are going to love this next story. thank you, carley. >> carley: you are welcome. >> ainsley: story of faith hard work and determines. next guest grew up in rural, north carolina during the jim crow era where he became the first to desegregate baseball team went on to it play michigan and nba. fulfilling the dream he recounts that journey and wha

[laughter] >> there was a league. we lived in california on the west coast.a christian homeschool teacher based organization for the biggest tournaments at 3000 kids in it. i was competing in every single event you could imagine. persuasive original oratory humorous, dramatic, i did everything possible and i loved itov. it was another homeschool event. see what give us an example from the book. exley of my definition my favorite definition the book has to be must build the stanford social justice where i define it in the bookst a social justice where someone who is angry at wtheir life, angry at the pares possibly still living in the basement. if you are lovedse is diagnosed may be entitled to financial compensation but just kidding nothing is free at nobody you anything go get a job. >> were you political reraise from politics? >> i would say yes. my dad is by the first christian conservative actors to come out of hollywood. that blacklisted him. from an early age is on what politics was just because of the community i was raised in. i was 14 years old debat