it is the reporter for fox 11 l.a., lauren sivan. and if brain cells were cats his head would be full of cats. kevin williamson, his book, "the politically incorrect book to socialism" is available on amazon, the website, not the for -- forest. and our repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and we found this guy wandering around central park telling nacogdoches jokes to -- knock-knock jokes to pigeons. it is comedian joe derosa. his video is available on amazon. and he is a big irritation with declining circulation. good to see you, pinch. >> due to the religious holiday that is rosh hashanah, there will be no saturday paper. and sunday's magazine will have half a cross word and dude -- doodles found on the notepad. here is hoping the choosen people will return to work soon. please come back. >> what is your background? >> protestant, white an grow -- anglo-saxon. >> interesting. >> you are interesting. >> i am. >> thank you for being interested in me. >> i am not really. >> all right. >> they no longer inspire thanks to deadly hell fire.