. >> jimmy: her name is laurie handler. like a lot of fun. [ laughter ] you know, if laurie had her way, tinker bell would be dead. are you going onto college, anthony? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: do you need that diploma to enroll? >> no, sir. i just need the diploma so i can prove that i graduated, basically. >> jimmy: let me just tell you something. first of all, you'll never look at it again in your whole life, take it from me. so, don't worry about it too much. but i want you to fight this, i mean, do you have an attorney or anything? you have to get this diploma, just for the principle of the thing. >> we've been looking into it right now, basically. >> jimmy: okay, well, now i'm going to ask our audience to give you a long, punishment-free round of applause for -- [ cheers and applause ] and i want everyone to give a big round of boos for laurie handler. [ booing ] well, thank you for talking to us, anthony and tracy. i hope you get the diploma. i hope -- don't don't the community -- don't ever serve the community. the com

by the way, this is why costco sells those huge bales of toilet paper, for people like laurie handlerbooing ] we can do that every night, you know? in other bad news for our country, a new requality tv show premiered. four bachelors sit with their backs to potential dates, then they hit a button and spin around -- it's like "the voice" meets dating. it's vd, is what they should call it. the first episode tonight featured celebrity bachelors, paulied from "jersey shore," jeremy bloom, romeo and jason cook from "general hospital." at the end of the show, the celebrities turn around, if the girl recognizes any of them, she wins a date. you know, i've always wondered if jason cook from "general hospital" would find love and now i get to watch it on primetime television. thank you, fox. the show is -- it's a departure for paulie d. it's not used to meeting a girl on tv and then not having sex with her on tv, also. but even though fox ripped a lot of the concept of the show off from "the voice," the idea of judging people without seeing them is interesting. and now they are taking it a step