you have ever heard of a lazier statement in your life than, "i tried to cancel my gym membership?"angs easier than cancelling gym memberships. i called this guy, and he said, "if you really want to cancel, there are two ways." no, there's just one way. ( laughter ) i tell you, and then you do it. that's it. that's the only way. we're actually halfway done right now. ( laughter ) if you would just meet me in the middle, we could close the case on this one you know. he said, "the first way is you can come in and cancel in person." nope. ( laughter ) it's not that one. you want to have a meeting? what is that conversation going to be? "as you can see i spent $2600 on four workouts." now, from where i'm standing, the grounds for cancellation are pretty solid, you know. i've been crunch something numbers over here, and i'm on a quarterly workout plan, and it's feeling a little financially irresponsible so if you could please just let me out, please, let me out. i don't use my gym. do you use your gym? i warned in every three months and go, "i don't know how to do this." my entire workou