we also know that such tv shows as the league of laughter, er. quarter had its audience, or the audience of these tv shows and the audience of ukrainian stand-up, they somehow intersect with each other, well, now there are a lot of stand-up comedians who absolutely they don't like the league of laughter, they say, god, how could you play it? i love it, i played the league of laughter, played kvn well, because it is primarily a humorous discipline, there were clear boundaries . when you should write humor and when it should be shown, they taught how to write humor . beginners, they learn simply from their mistakes like this and no one tells them, they didn't perform funny well, i'll write funnier next time and that's how the humor crystallizes, and in the laughter league we had editors who directly followed the way you write. these are freedom-loving stand-up artists. this is probably a little the problem was like this well, but i don't think that it was a problem to play this game, it was the first class in the community, many cool acquaintances

president of russia and then we'll talk with you a little, so to speak, so we'll move on to the league of laughterthe stories of the league of tragedy still need parsley to come out like this. just kidding, petrosyan, please, is 77 years old, so that’s on september 16, he celebrated his birthday there a month ago, less than a month ago, and his wife was at least ukrainian in 2018, but now you see, i haven’t been following any russian news at the moment in 2019, a new wife appeared, who is only 33 years old, matinkuri, that’s 33 years old now. how much is new? we just learned about modern russian culture in one minute. i went gray today that's when i found out about petrosyan and his personal life, the deputy director of the center for middle eastern studies is in touch with us, mr. serhiy good morning, you can't hear us well, we will try to recruit you now, very good, yes, let 's try to recruit you then, so that the conversation will be comfortable for everyone and to you and us and our tv viewers, meanwhile, the british tabloid itself published, referring to its various sources, what nato's respo

three ambulances for the armed forces were purchased by the ukrainian comedian , the champion of the laughter leaguemark kutsevalu, he collected money for the cars during his charity walk from the black sea to hoverla, a stand-up helped , who before that did not go hiking at all, walked on foot 18 days every day he covered half a hundred kilometers, reported on his movements in social networks and called on the subscribers of the page to donate to the fast for our defenders, in total he covered 850 km from his native chornomorsk in odesa to the top of hoverla thanks to the subscribers who did not get tired of dropping money, mark collected about three million hryvnias. now he reported it, you showed it three medical mercedes that managed to be purchased with these funds, they are equipped with everything necessary to provide emergency aid, these are three mercedes specifically for military medics to evacuate the wounded from combat zones to provide first aid. well, this is how everything looks. this is very serious. this is how side by side we move step by step towards victory. it will definitely co

laughter ] one hand on my script. >> of any many honors, michael george, cbs news. >> in 2014, lansbury performed at the golden gate theatre. the the broadway league has just announced they will dim the lights at the marquis's tomorrow tomorrow night in honor of the five-time tony award winner. > >> let's come home now. one person has died and another is hospitalized after they were hit hit by a car in saratoga. this happened on montalvo road, in a a residential area on the hill, south of maryland. a second victim has been unverified. we e we are understanding investigators are looking into the cause of the crash as well. > >> steps at columbus park have been taken to remove a homeless. homeless encampments. about 100e 100 people relocated to a park after they were forced from another space under the nearby flight path. the city says more than 170 people have been placed placed into housing, but some who have been at the park for a few months say they are skeptical about what the city is is offering. >> they always say stuff like that, but there is a waiting list. so, i don't know, they want to put you in a tiny home, but some places you can't hav

of the conservative bible college, right? [laughter] in the early 1700s so that we can have an alternative to harvard. okay? almost all the colonial american colleges, the ivy league schools, most of them were founded in the colonial period, and they're almost all founded as colleges for the training of pastors. and almost nobody else goes to college. no women went to college. almost no men went to college in those days. and if you were a man who went to college, it was almost always in the colonial period to become a pastor, okay? so what they saw as a rise in immorality, enlightenment thought, more modern kind of my philosophy and theology, and then a third reason for the sense of crisis, this ongoing war with catholic france and spain and their native american allies. starting in the 1690s, the colonies but especially new england go through a couple of generations of imperial war between britain and the british colonies and then either france or spain. and in new england, the main issue is fighting against the forces of france coming out of canada, or new france. what they called new france. there's no natural boundary there. you think about it, you know, engla

of college athletes were playing baseball then but using an alias. so dwight eisenhower played in the league under the name wilson. it was cold the pocahontas league because everybody was named john smith. [laughter] jim thorpe played under the name jim thorpe. as hide it and to his name was in the papers for those two summers through the several key factors here, one is all of the powerful figures involved in losing the metals knew exactly what he was doing. they had been sending them to play baseballle for years whose close associate in pennsylvania was the scout who brought jim and his teammates down and met with him at least twice in the period when he was away from school playing baseball once they went hunting in oklahoma together you would think he would ask why aren't you in school right now. anyway, after the story broke that heye played baseball the story broke in massachusetts in january of 1913. a reporter heard one of the former managers was in town in massachusetts and talked about how he managed him so it became a big deal, got to new york. warner was asked about it, denied he knew anything about it. the head of the committee and on the boardrd of advisors on the athletic associati

leagues and the nba and that media join the backlash? can that even happen? >> i do not know. [laughter] i've been very frustrated with them. we understand the hypocrisies ofes. on the one hand they're all for social justice. today the biden administration made juneteenth a federal holiday. that is great. all the companies came out slavery is terrible, which is true. we should celebrate the freedom of slaves. at the same time, the product they use the supply chain from china, many of the products from the supply chain right to save laborers. speaking of influence, how could we influence the chinese government or any document commit the chinese people that it's good. we do not even what you supported. it's only going to add our behavior special corporations behavior all they have done two things. one, in which a power regime who doesn't believe anything we embrace. and how the true dominance when the times come that is one thing. another thing is the enhanced part to say delete those things. why should we? it is frustrating. i don't know what the answer is. i've written articles criticizing about it. i think as consumers that is over come c in. because of o

( laughter ) in other news of sport, last night, yankee outfielder aaron judge hit his 61st home run, tying the american leaguerican league record. it would tie the record for all of baseball, but about 20 years ago, a bunch of guys broke the record after taking so many steroids their heads wouldn't fit in the overhead compartment of an airplane. but, anyway, aaron judge did it clean. and, let's check out his moment of glory from last night. >> and the 3-2. deep to left field. this could be it. see ya! he's done it! number 61! he's been chasing history, and now he makes it! >> stephen: fantastic. fantastic. ( applause ) okay, two things about that. one, wow! two, eagle-eyed viewers might notice that a fan nearly caught that ball. and it would be malpractice, as a late-night host, if i didn't mention that the man who missed that catch was named frankie lasagna. ( laughter ) "hey, i'm frankie lasagna. it's francis, francis lasagna, but my friends call me frankie." which is either the best name i've ever heard, or the worst alias in the history of the mob. "hey, i'm frankie lasagna. these are my associates, mikey

you may think it is pathetic to think of guys in their 40's and 50's pretending to be major league baseball players for a week, but who cares. [laughter] it was fun, we were broken up into teams. we were in the clubhouse that the phillies use for spring training, and we had lockers and uniforms, and we played on the field that they use. i played as a kid, i was a second baseman. every place i played the infant was bumpy, there were pebbles. this thing was manicured. one day they forgot overnight that the sprinkler system went off when it shouldn't, so when we arrived the field was saturated. we could not play. so they brought in a helicopter to hover over the field and dry the field. john: wow. justice alito: at the end on the last day we played against all major leaguers. by that time every single one of the guys like me had pulled his hamstring. [laughter] the clubhouse stunk of liniment, nobody could run, so i came up to the plate, the picture -- pi tcher was a former phillies closer, al holland. through a very hard even though some years had gone by and he had put on a bit of weight. he still could throw hard. so i came up to the

[laughter] a reminder the national hockey league season kicks off tonight on espn and espn plus. the golden knights play the los angeles kings at 7:00 p.m. you can watch all of on espn and espn plus. now here is drew. drew: who are you rooting for. reggie: i just read the words. drew: low clouds, dense fog in the north bay with coastal hickest fog in the north bay, less than a mile of visibility. we have a low clouds and overcast skies with reduced visibility near the airport. the thickest fog is in the valley of the north bay. here is live doppler seven. a bit of a traffic jam. high-pressure and low-pressure close together. it is not moving anywhere anytime soon. for the week ahead, you will find the gray sky with temperatures comfortable. the pattern preventing offshore wind. future weather showing the father is with us this morning, stubborn, throughout the next four to five hours. sunshine away from the coast but a wide range of temperatures. 70's around the bay shoreline. a fair amount of sunshine in the inland east bay. the three-day forecast shows cooler weather moving in by thursday. thursday temperatures lower than normal and we will keep that trend

league record held by barry bonds. bonds hit 73 home runs. the difference, though -- unlike barry bonds, aaron judge can still fit his head through the neck hole of his sweaters. [ laughter more importantly, in queens last night, this happened. >> a punch through the hole, base hit! here comes lindor! the throw to the plate, lindor, safe. and the mets win it! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mets are back on top of the national league east. they have a series in atlanta starting tomorrow. being a mets fan is just like being charlie brown just before he's kicking the football, the whole time. down in florida hurricane ian seems to have a sense of humor. i cannot think of a visual that better encapsulates what it's like to be a trump supporter than a shirtless moron using the power of brandon to fight the wind. donald trump is in florida right now, but don't worry, his magic sharpie will protect him from the hurricane. [ laughter ] i thought this was interesting. one of trump's most loyal maga-maggots is congresswoman marjorie taylor greene. she's getting divorced. her husband, perry greene, filed for divorce yesterday after 27 years. [ applause ] well, it's nothing to --

stand up to reveal a superman shirt, you know, just like superman would never do [ laughter ] a little league baseball card ofk founder, mark zuckerberg, sold at auction last week. and, even then, they knew he wasn't going to be an athlete. [ laughter ] the new york sandwich shop katz's delicatessen, in alidoro, announced the release of a new york subway themed sandwich. the way it works is, you eat the sandwich while a stranger masturbates next to you. [ laughter ] that's right katz's will release the so-called 1904 signature sub, this month, in honor of the subway system's 118th birthday and if you're wondering what the subway was like 118 years ago, ride it.

league oh, okay how much was it? a quarter of a billion dollars oh well you know -- i bet whoever is inside mr. met is a hard-working young -- oh it's rudy giuliani? [ bleep ] me [ laughters, i said that was the only mets joke i was going to make this week you want to hear the real burn i did it on monday, we had to cut it for time. so, the crew had to hear it twice. [ laughter and applause and one of the crew members came up to me today and he's like, "you're going to [ bleep ] burn me twice, and think i'm going to show up tomorrow and support you? and i'm like, "well, the mets have burned you [ bleep ] more than twice, and you still support them." [ laughter ] and my crew member just tipped his cap. he said, "they all wear it." it's a cool thing, they all wear little caps. [ laughter ] where were we? oh right of course, trump still has more government documents in his possession he's not the kind of guy who's good at returning things if donald trump borrows your lawn mower, you're going to need to buy a new lawn mower. i bet the copy of "good night moon" he read his kids was stamped with "property of new york public library. now, before i move on, which one of those wa