like luke skywalker and princess leia. i'm princess leia in this scenario. (laughter) and... (screaming) i'm feeling something from jon right now. no, jon! no, don't put your hand on that hot stove! (screaming) (applause) i bet that would taste great with some ranch dressing. anyway, folks, there is one other possible explanation for this mystery. jon told me what he was going to do. you see, it's perfectly legal. according to former f.e.c. chairman and my and john's lawyer trevor potter. evidently non-coordinating just means i can't help them or approve what they're doing. but i can know in advance what they've done. that's not coordinating, that's just ordinating. (laughter) information can go one way but not the other. it's a one-way membrane. basically a money placenta. i give him nothing and john nourishes me in a warm amniotic bath of strategy and cash until i slide out all wet and electable. (laughter and applause) all true. all true. we checked. john and i don't even need to be psychic. oh, god! i'm goting another one! (screaming) someone's tickling jon. quit it, john

my favorite thing is people saying princess leia, and i'm supposed to go, yes?ike i forget that's not my real name. >> the other thing people especially now know you a lot for is your tremendous weight loss. that was one of those things that we saw before pictures and then you went on jenny craig and these are the before and afters. >> oh, my god. >> why? what do you mean? when you look at those, what do you think of the before you and -- >> horror. just horror. no, the after part is fine, but look what i allowed myself to -- that was the thing where someone said whatever happened to carrie fisher, she used to be so hot and now she looks like elton john, which is not nice to elton john, i feel. but there you have it. >> how long did it take to drop all that weight? >> i started at thanksgiving. >> yeah. >> so that was the jumping-off point. i think about ten months? >> ten months. okay. >> sort of like a pregnancy but there was no child at the end of it. that i'm aware of. there might be. >> do you still eat the jenny craig food and do all that? >> i'm very invo

it may work against us. >> this kindergartner is active in and out of school. >> leia gets at least 45 minutes at recess every day. first quarter she has straight as. so i must be doing something right. >> pediatricians currently recommend kids and teens to act physically for an hour or more each day. >>> all day indiana state police have been working numerous crashes around indianapolis all because of the snow. state troopers have cleared more than 70 accidents with one crash involving 18 vehicles. thankfully no one has been seriously hurt there in the midwest. >>> while many of us try and stay warm this time of year for some folks it's all about embracing the freezing cold. in wisconsin, dozens jumped into the frigid waters of lake michigan, all part of the annual polar bear plunge. each year these brave or crazy souls take to the water helping raise money for charity. organizers estimate the water at a frosty 40 degrees today. >> he got all the way wet. most of them didn't do that. >> they just kind of dip in. >> dip in, dip out. >> it is dangerous. >>> tomorrow is going to be so co

trataban de desplegar una pancarta en la que se leÍa "no al fraude y a la dictadura" por el supuestolegando a evacuar a cientos de residentes cerca de rÍo de janeiro. >> decenas de pobladores en la calle. las autoridades dijeron que las llamas comenzaron en la cocina de una vivienda y de inmediato se propagaron por un humilde barrio. no se reportaron vÍctimas fatales pero si numerosos heridos. >> aumenta el Índice de deportaciones de mexicanos y la manera en que se les brinda protecciÓn en la frontera. ahora cuentan con un refugio que les permita regresar con los suyos. >> la de rotaciÓn es el primer paso de un calvario para el indocumentado cuando llega a tijuana. pero para el zacatecano encontrarÁ el espÍritu de su tierra. >> ya no tienen que salir de la frontera a un hotel, a las calles de tijuana. hay un lugar donde es seguro para el llegar. y llevarlo a un lugar seguro. >> el 2012 serÁ uno donde el zacatecano contarÁ con un triÁngulo de protecciÓn que conecta a los angeles, tijuana y zacatecas a las necesidades de sus deportados. >> vamos a tratar de tener ese informe mÁs adelan

trataban de desplegar una pancarta en la que se leÍa "no al fraude, no a la dictadura" >> en brasil, obligando a evacuar a cientos de residentes cerca de rÍo de janeiro. en perÚ, un voraz incendio dejÓ a decenas de pobladores en las calles. las autoridades dijeron que las llamas comenzaron en la cocina de una vivienda y se propagaron por el barrio incluyendo a 250 casas. no se reportaron vÍctimas fatales, pero sÍ numerosos heridos. >> aumenta el nÚmero de deportaciones de mexicanos. los zacatecanos ahora encuentran con un refugio que permite regresar con los suyos con la protecciÓn de su estado. >> la deportaciÓn es el primer paso de un calvario para cualquier mexicano, pero para el zacatecano, encontrarÁ en la frontera, el espÍritu de su tierra. >> ya no tiene que salir en la frontera un hotel, hay un lugar seguro para Él. mientras que procesan sus documentos. triÁngulo de protecciÓn que conecta a los angeles, tijuana y zacatecas a las necesidades de sus deportados. >> vamos a tratar de tener ese informe mÁs adelante. por ahora hacemos una pausa. ha subido el precio de los combustib