leif: dude, it's just wrong ! todd: i've done some weird sexual ( bleep ) before with women, but never some weird ( bleep ) with a table. godfrey: picnic-table porn-- what ? ahh ! "( bleep ) a table, part one" ! yeah, you like that, huh ? loni: can you imagine when they had the picnic ? ( sniffing ) william, what is that smell ? narrator: what made the act even more reprehensible was the perp's proximity to the local school. ( children laughing ) officer: it's, you know, less than 100 yards away from where the children have recess. danny: how far away from a school do you have to be to bone furniture and have it be pretty normal ? chuck: so, in other words, it would've been okay if he had done it-- you know, in the privacy of his own garage. pulled the doors down, put on a little luther vandross, you know what i mean ? get a couple picnic chairs set up around, 'cause i like to be watched. narrator: the "furnication" earned the fellow six months in jail and some counseling. meanwhile, the table sits at home on the

leif: dude, it's just wrong ! todd: i've done some weird sexual ( bleep ) before with women, but never some weird ( bleep ) with a table. godfrey: picnic-table porn-- what ? ahh ! "( bleep ) a table, part one" ! yeah, you like that, huh ? loni: can you imagine when they had the picnic ? ( sniffing ) william, what is that smell ? narrator: what made the act even more reprehensible was the perp's proximity to the local school. ( children laughing ) officer: it's, you know, less than 100 yards away from where the children have recess. danny: how far away from a school do you have to be to bone furniture and have it be pretty normal ? chuck: so, in other words, it would've been okay if he had done it-- you know, in the privacy of his own garage. pulled the doors down, put on a little luther vandross, you know what i mean ? get a couple picnic chairs set up around, 'cause i like to be watched. narrator: the "furnication" earned the fellow six months in jail and some counseling. meanwhile, the table sits at home on the

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