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republicans have been claiming the impeachment inquiry is ill lem legitimate. what happens to that argument now. sources tell cnn democrats are working on a timetable that would hold public impeachment hearings before thanksgiving, with the final vote to impeach the president perhaps by christmas. let's begin our coverage with cnn's suzanne malveaux live on capitol hill. very potentially damaging testimony coming today from an active military member. >> reporter: you're absolutely right, john, and potentially explosive. this is a white house expert on ukraine who's going to testify this morning and cnn obtained a bomb shell opening statement, a copy of that statement in which he will say that he rang the alarm bells twice to his superiors expressing his concern about the president, about the president's inner circle and inappropriate behavior regarding ukraine. >> in just hours lieutenant colonel alexander vindman will appear on capitol hill and tell impeachment investigators he was so troubled by president trump's july 25th phone call with ukraine's president

and harvard's case, it's our job as a conservative on campus, a free lemming american to stand up tos. millennials really need to learn these fundamental values and college campuses are not doing a very good job of holding up of these principles. >> martha: have to go in a second. do you think this is getting any traction? just to get people to look at both sides on campuses. do you think there is a movement in the direction that it's coming back to at least be part of the equation? >> yeah, i really hope so. this is an issue that i care deeply about. like i said, as an american, i care deeply about this. i think it's on all student straps to ensure that no matter what college campus there on and no matter where they are, they should be open to hearing all viewpoints and making sure all perspectives are heard. >> martha: i would imagine harvard was founded on that. i have to leave it there. thank you very much. that is "the story." tucker is up next. ♪ >> tucker: good evening and welcome to "tucker carlson tonight." it's all but official, elizabeth warren is now the democratic front

hope we are learn more about what the deal was as cnn reported on the 12th it was that general mass lemered and whatever happened days prior fell through and we've seen what have happened. >> the letter is very unusual. don't be a tough guy. history will look at you as the devil if good things don't happen. and don't be a fool. >> and they've had several phone calls and the president talked about this. it is a way for the president and this president in particular has an amazing command of the bully pulpit to explain american foreign policy. there have been contradictory things over the last several days and the release of this doesn't clarify it but give a speech to the nation. say what the objective is. there has been nothing like that at all and it is confusing. >> and the release of the letter comes as the house of represents just overwhelmingly democrats and republicans voted to rebuke the president for his decision to withdraw u.s. forces from northern syria. we're going to have more breaking news from the white house meeting next. stay with us. [ referee whistle sounds ] [ cheeri

our next guest, carol lemming has co-authored a piece with josh dawsey that says in part, the president is increasingly frustrated that his efforts to stop people from cooperating with the probe so far have collapsed under the weight of legally powerful congressional subpoenas, advisers said. earlier today. the president dismissed the need for help in fighting impeachment. >> here's the thing. i don't have teams, everyone is talking about teams, i'm the team. i did nothing wrong. >> here for our leadoff discussion on a friday night, jeff bennet, white house correspondent for nbc news, the aforementioned carol, pulitzer prize winning investigative reporter for "washington post," and phil elliot, politics correspondent, for "time" magazine. good evening and welcome to you all. carol, i would like to begin with you. are we being led to believe that the lack of a strategy is the strategy, that ad-libbing is going to be the way this goes? >> i'm a little concerned about the lack of a strategy, how little time it takes to figure out what it is. what i learned in the last couple of days with m

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it is incumbent on all americans, but particularly those of us who have the prive lem of serving in congress, to support military families and none more so than our gold star families. gold star families have experienced the worst type of heart break, sacrifice, and loss, and they deserve our unwavering recognition, compassion, and support. the congressional gold star family fellowship program is one small way for us in congress to provide that support. this program will offer an opportunity for members of gold star families to gain firsthand experience in congress through a year-longfellowship in a congressional office. these fellowships can take place either here in washington or back home in a district office and will allow gold star families to both participate in and learn about the democracy that their loved one gave the ultimate sacrifice to protect. nothing can ever fill the void left by the loss of a loved one who was killed serving the nation. but we in congress should be doing everything we can to help lift up those who have suffered this unfathomable loss. i'm proud to support th

what i think is kind of interesting is last week at a campaign rally, donald trump told the lemmingss rally that all of our troops were out of syria. there were no more american troops in syria and we defeated isis. i am not sure who we are taking out this week, but according to donald trump, all the soldiers were removed last week. that tells me for a commander-in-chief, he doesn't even know where his troops are very,think there is one very important thing that no one is bringing up about syria and that is our troops. our troops have been fighting kurdsurds -- beside the as years and they developed, you would expect, kind of like a band of brothers, a brotherhood with the kurds and now for them to walk away and possibly have these kurds they worked with for years, have them killed. i am sure that is very sad and some having said they have been ashamed. host: after the news yesterday that the president through the vice president brokered this cease-fire, the president said they would not put economic sanctions on turkey, that was the deal that turkey got that in exchange. however, th

in addition, habitat for humanity in se lem county has a branch of restore which promotes sustainability in home improvement by selling new and gently used materials and furniture. i want to acknowledge their dedication to our community and to the welfare of those around them. the habitat for humanity nonprofit organization has made great strides in our district by building and renovating homes, so more citizens can have access to affordable housing. we are all proud of them in south jersey, proud of what they've done. they are truly stars and truly have made a difference in individual's lives. mare god bless them. thank you, mr. speaker, i yield back. the speaker pro tempore: for what purpose does the gentleman from florida seek recognition? >> to address the house for one minute and revise and extend my remarks. the speaker pro tempore: without objection, the gentleman is recognized for one minute. >> thank you, mr. speaker. mr. speaker, i rise today in cognition and celebration of -- 79 years ago today the greek prime minister replied no to the fascist forces looking to enter greece i

we looked for lemmings, couldn't find a video, went with the penguins and for years on the old "squawk them to indicate the worthlessness of analysts in a case where they were reacting to the news itself and no actual help because none of them actually forecasted what might have happened. now -- forecast promiscutitpromi don't know. >> can i go out to dinner in another restaurant besides the longshoreman there is nothing to distinguish these companies. this is the ultimate commodity except for one of them plays with venture capital money and, david, venture capital money is like going against nuclear weapons and your conventional and i -- even though this guy gave up a lot to be able to get all these big cap restaurant chains, this thing is a disaster, david. it is a disaster second day, we have full -- like radiation. second day downgrades. >> yeah. it is an interesting point you raise, though, about all that capital that rushes into these business models that aren't necessarily able to prove even profitability. but have the effect of overall depressing prices for the public entrance

i must thank everybody staff at the fcc for putting up with this but in particular lauriston lem ellaham, greg scott, jim jones marion baker, tiffany carson kennedy. lisa stebbins and esther jory, robert kahn and on my own staff this could not have happened without sarah rosinski Ãb who's been handing the microphone around to everybody and wallace. thank you to you and everybody else working for the fcc. what spencer was saying a few minutes ago about things that co wrong reminds me of the people hypothetical peace about the perfect storm of things that could affect the next election. if you really want to terrify yourself even more than a conversation with tara go read the alex stamos piece. this is so important this conversation that we been having is so phenomenally important i'm so grateful for the interest and for all of you for coming and participating in this. i warned you at the beginning we were going to come up with all the answers. we raised a lot of really difficult questions. how do we reconcile our democratic values and love free speech with an information environment th

campaign of anybody running against those guys to show the pathetic weenies walking down the step like lemmings >> there was a commercial that showed these guys walking in lock step. willie and i were talking, how do you go home as men and look at your wives and children? pathetic, pathetic people. >> still ahead on "morning joe", to paraphrase one republican lawmaker, gee, would you look at the time. members of the gop are asked about the damaging testimony concerning the president but coincidentally they had all of the other places they needed to be and couldn't talk about it. >> interesting indeed. >> you are watching "morning joe". we will be right back. ♪ i was born in a small town ♪ and live in a small town liv♪ i get it all the time. "have you lost weight?" of course i have- ever since i started renting from national. because national lets me lose the wait at the counter... ...and choose any car in the aisle. and i don't wait when i return, thanks to drop & go. at national, i can lose the wait...and keep it off. looking good, patrick. i know. (vo) go national. go like a pro. with medicar

and the floor under the market and my view is that they should not be leading the charge of the lemmings over the clip, but the net to catch the market when it is going south. >> thank you. and thank you to each of you, and with that, chair, i yield back. >> thank you. the gentlewoman from pennsylvania mrs. dean is recognized for five minutes. >> thank you, madam chair, and holding this important hearing on the question again of the lack of affordable housing and the need for more affordable housing and the reforms that the administration is seeking. i thank the secretaries and the director for being here, and this is something very important if my district suburban philadelphia, and the lack of affordable housing across the spectrum of the folks who need affordable housing. i know that i am at the end of the line here, and i would like to go back to define the scope of the problem and start with you director calabria, i read your statement with interest, too many lacks what we deserve, a place to call home, whether it is rent ord oed or homes. can you describe the scope of the problem,