lenny, you can sit there.mmy: no, draw on that one -- that's your team. team aniston. >> okay, sorry. i told you, i stink at this! >> jimmy: no, you're good. wait, clock's going! here we go! >> champagne glass. >> jimmy: no, you don't guess! cee lo, you're on my team. >> martini! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wait, they got it? that was easy. >> we got it. i got this. >> jimmy: you even drew on the wrong board and you got it right. then you're guessing champagne -- >> i don't even know how to -- >> jimmy: cee lo, stop! all right, cee lo, get this one. you're on my team. >> okay. >> jimmy: audience, which one? which number? >> audience: four! >> jimmy: four, i heard four. here we go. four. okay. [ light laughter ] okay. i think i can do this. >> don't you have to say what it is? >> jimmy: just gonna be cool for a second. >> okay. >> jimmy: i can say what it is. >> i'm a backseat game player. >> jimmy: it's a person. it's a person. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, it's a person. here we go. ready? [ laughter

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sadly, i think so. >> let me turn to you, lenny, on this.k i've talked to you about this before. this film, i've brought it into sharp focus, as has oprah's revelations about the racism she suffered. have you yourself suffered that kind of racist? >> yes. as a child. and in growing up, going to school, you always bump into that kind of thing by certain individuals. has the world gotten better in general, yes. the generation, they don't even go for this, you know, this business. so many people just don't even understand it and the new generation. but it's still there. there are people -- you know, when you move forward, there are always going to be people that don't want to go that way. they don't want to buy into that. they want to hold on to their traditions and their beliefs and the way that they were raised and therefore you have a lot of people that are, you know, fighting back and showing their true colors, as lee said. but in general, things are getting better with each generation. >> cuba, what's fascinating in the movie is the relati

he said without thinking lenny moore. lenny moore was the most underrated football player. never got his due. i told lenny. he never heard that story. he was overwhelmed. >> if you missed any of the coverage today, you can watch the eulogy and see pictures at abc2news.com. >>> which will it be rain, shine, showers, what have you? meteorologist mike masco's got the answer. >> i choose d, all of the above. we have a special marine warning still along the bay. it's a thunderstorm warning south of d.c. it's right over the bay bridge heading into the eastern shore. a trem men dpus amount of lightning in milling ton and more storms out to the north and west that we're going to have to monitor. the cold front out to the west. that has to push through the state before we can give the all clear. 84 downtown. we'll stay into the 80s through the course of the evening. cope an eye to the sky. scattered showers could tft the limit. we'll have more coming up in just a bit. >>> two men fighting in a parking lot. this ends with a car running over one of them. the victim on the stretcher wa

lenny kravitz!ood morning. michael: that's that rock star swagger when you come out of there. i can't get it! i can't get it! , lenny, i can't get it! >> how are you? michael: i'm great. >> good. michael: i have a little bone to pick with you. >> do you? michael: yeah, because you cost me some money recently. >> i did? michael: yeah. would you like to explain yourself? because i'm a little upset. >> well, your fiance was in a store in l.a., most incredible boutique called church. michael: yep. >> and she was trying on clothes, so, i thought i would just hang out and watch her come out of the room. [laughter] nicole: i told you guys, she's stunning, stunning! >> in her outfits because it was quite captivating. [laughter] michael: uh-huh. >> and i was like yeah girl, that looks great. oh yeah. so, she walked out with a lot of stuff, man. michael: i know! >> but i didn't know you were paying the bill. michael: you know that's a good way to back out of that lenny. one way you can -- >> like who was payi

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. >> in this case, batman's secret identity is lenny b. robinson.nessman who spends most of his time visiting sick children in hospitals dressed as the super hero. >> my youngest son was obsessed with batman. and his obsession became my obsession. then my ocd kicked in. and i had to get the real costume. the car. and what to do with it all, well, it was about going to childrens hospitals and making a difference. >> batman is on his way to the hospital when he's pulled over by officer borgea. >> i did not know immediately why he was going to pull me over, but i figured he was going to pull me over to find out who this person is with a batman costume on driving a lamborghini bat mobile. what's going on? it's not something you see every day. >> lenny notices even the officer can't contain his enjoyment. >> he was humming the bat theme as i was getting my license and the registration, i can hear him in the background humming the batman theme. ♪ batman >> the registration checks out, and batman is free to go, but not before other officers show up and ask

lenny snow exemplified the marine corps. negative!'t back down. he threatened to pull rank on me. on me! this better be good, tully. getting me out of the rack at this time of night. sir... pfc snow did not te lieutenant putnam's revolver, sir. where did you get this, tully? i cannot say, sir. i didn't copy that. you will give me that weapon. that is an order. sir, i wish only to clear private snow's name. pfc snow is not worthy of being a marine. snow is a coward and a thief, sir... and will not tarnish the marine corps with his presence. with all due respect to sergeant chaney, pfc snow is neither a coward nor a thief. you have no idea what it takes to be a marine. pfc snow believes you are trying to wash him out, sir, something that is against marine corps tradition. do not lecture me about tradition! now, you will stand down and give me that weapon. i can't do that, sir. you are disobeying orders, pfc tully! you will give me that weapon and you will tell me where pfc snow is, or i will see to it that your sorry butt is booted back

today, recording artist and actor lenny kravitz.le richie takes a seat at the co-host desk all next on "live." [captioning made possible by isney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are michael strahan and nicole richie! [cheers and applause]

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so, here we go, lenny. (applause) >> good evening.'m up here because i nominated the progress park for the best ccg nen award. i'm proud to present this award on behalf of nen to bruce and bill for their hard work and dedication for turning this vacant lot, this eyesore in their community to a beautiful green park for everyone to enjoy. through their hard work and dedication and the support of their neighbors, they just created something tremendously beautiful. it's just amazing. and i would like -- i'm honored and i would like to invite them up to receive their award. (applause) >> thank you. [laughter] >> i want to mention that we live in one of the newest neighborhoods in san francisco, brand-new -- well, ten-year-old buildings, condos, apartments, a bunch of people who don't have a history, don't have a neighborhood. just a bunch of strangers living in proximity. and we got this idea to convert this derelict property, this derelict piece of weed infested lot under the caltrans on ramp. and all of a sudden we've got people showing

lenny, it's moe. i got some class-three gossip. lenny: well... dish. listen, groundskeeper willie bought himself a mail-order bride but he was too cheap to pay the c.o.d. so she's still in the crate down at the post office. ooh, this sounds juicy. hmm... hey, milhouse, want to have some fun? uh... okay. how am i supposed to hallucinate with all these swirling colors distracting me? .. oh, it's a ball of yarn. that's funny. i feel like batting it around. wow, i have a paw! oh, my gosh. i've entered the body of our cat. ( sucking ) ah! maggie! hey, hey, get your sticky hands off me. ow! ( hisses ) oh, bad cat. leave her alone. ( grunts ) ( lisa screams ) wow, my mind just created that out of nothing. this tank is releasing the full potential of my brain. ♪ ooh-eee ooh-ah-ah ♪ ting-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang ♪ ♪ ooh-eee ooh-ah-ah ♪ walla-bing-bang ting-ting, too... ♪ come on, come on, i need some gossip here. where is everybody? does this town shut down at 5:00? frankie, it's me, killer. i just busted out of prison and the cops are after me. ooh, talk to

(lenny) i give the man a place to work, and he steals. it was like this when you found it? whole place was. (eames) you know what he was working on? (lenny) a screenplay. he said it would redefine him in the business. i saw one page of it. it had somebody setting a corpse on fire. did he write with a typewriter? yeah, an ibm selectric. sounded like a tank. that's what this ribbon's from. the cartridge of a selectric. not many places to unload those. turned up at a typewriter store in the flatiron building. guy there said somebody who looked like bernard's friend marcel brought it in. got 50 bucks for it. have latent take a look at it. see what other prints turn up. i totally forgot i need an eye exam. i'm just copying down the letters the same as they are on the ribbon. and once we know what his script is about, then--then we'll know, uh, why he was killed. see, i'd rather know who. [cell phone rings] eames. where? okay, we'll be there. homicide in the west village. the witness who found the body is asking for "inspector" goren. (det. petey) his name's marcel costas. the ma

not to mention mariah carey and this guy, lenny kravitz.appreciate that. >> how has the experience, not only being involved in this movie, so many use one word, important. but also playing that character, who is so elegant? >> it was great. i love working for lee daniels. he's a great director to work with. and he's responsible for getting me in film. >> right. >> my role in "precious." and encouraging me to be in film. as far as the film, yes. it is an important film. it's an important film for all of us to see. especially, i believe the youth, to be educated on all of these things. because people go to school, they're being taught, think they. there's a lot of people that don't know about the freedom riders or civil rights in general. >> a it takes you from the civil rights to obama. >> and people have lost their lives, people of all colors. >> the character that you play, a lot of people didn't know existed. >> as members of the negro community, what are your biggest concerns? come on now, boys. don't be shy. come on. >> well, since you

the gentleman on the top of the steps wearing the yellow sport coat is lenny moore, former teammate ofrt donovan with the 1958-1959 baltimore colts. and also his teammate on the team of football i mortals, that is the hall of fame jacket that all of the inductees wear, all 280 of them. you may recall that's the jacket that jonathan ogden donned for the first time since last weekend in canton. ravens president standing at the top of the steps now. bruce laird and former great colt defensive lineman in the tradition of arty donovan on the defensive line who delivered donovan's eulogyy today. comprised almost of the words of art donovan's children. his son, his four daughters. the front door of the cathedral, drabed in the american flag, bestowed upon a war veteran. the late art donovan, world war i veteran, fair to say hero. a man who fought bravely in the battle of iwojima, among many other battles he took part of as a u.s. marine. stan white, remember our broadcast team of the ravens, the baltimore colt great linebacker in the 1970's? standing by joe.

and lenny was a brilliant comment on a bad rap but a brilliant comic you made jerry lewis recently i do i saw his documentary last summer and he was nice enough after to give me his phone number which i thought was a fake number. but i called it in the. he's just been an incredible mentor and friend and jerry lewis is i mean jerry literally was a jerk. to subject you won't touch i don't think you can really put restrictions as a comic i think that's more dangerous to tell yourself i may not be able to you know conversation a certain area so i try to not put any restrictions but it's never malicious i don't think it's anybody wants to you know get there or you know face pounded in by a comedian it's all going to be no longer legals is all and yes he can still be kind of comedy but it can come from a place of you know that's like to play with the audience sometimes you have to you know sometimes it especially when an audience member might you know yell something that's course or you know maybe an unreasonable topic of their own you never know what kind of heckles going to come at you i

lenny, you need me, call me, i will be there. is the donovan i'll love it. that is the donovan i knew. -- i loved. that is the donovan i knew. all that joking and stuff, that was a part of him, but there is more depth to him. >> powerful tribute, thank you. to the ravens. a mix of the good, bad and ugly, all while scoring 44 points. not yet ready to sound the alarm. >> probably just a couple things here and there on the drives that would have kept us on the field longer. but i like where we are headed and i felt good out there. worries, but no appearance for joe in the premier edition of sideline soundtracks. >> he is absolutely planted. newcomer, former dallas .owboy and new york giant the rain is really coming down now. goes to anthony allen and alan is in for the touchdown with a second effort. shotgun, he will throw. good protection. lost the ball. touchdown. >> what a game he is having. >> third down and two, he will throw it, going for the end zone , touchdown. pick, seventh round draft puts the ball in the end zone. >> with a tribute to jacoby mentor,

and lenny kravitz.s to talk about their role in this a claimed film that comes out today. >> what's your name, brother? >> cecil gaines. >> i'm carter wilson, head butler. don't worry about the brother behind you. this brother over by the mirror, his name is james holloway. he's second in command. >> jackie robinson, wing man? >> why don't you shake his hand first before you ask difficult questions? >> looks like the jury's still out. >> give you the tour yet? >> he did. the dodgers still stealing? >> i might be able to answer that question if carlo over here would stop running his nasty mouth. >> people who have had the pleasure of seeing this movie have been jolted by it. critics, people who go to premieres. i had somebody say to me, i started crying halfway through and didn't stop till i got home later. >> wow. >> what is so moving about the story, cuba? >> i think it's just basically because it's one of those stories that resonates so much with people in terms of not just the historical facts of it,

you see, white people have names like "lenny" whereas black people have names like "carl." ( laughing, i just want you to know i'm a good sport. if you want to make fun of my legendary love of cashews you have at it. uh-huh. how many times a day do you go to the can? oh, about 40, i suppose. when are we going on the air? we're on the air now, skeletor. what? how long is your weiner? seriously. great heavens. what kind of radiola show is this? how about this: when was your first gay experience? oh, well, when i was six, my father took me on a picnic. that was a gay old time. ho-ho, i ate my share of wieners that day. oh, that sounds lovely. ( coughing ): queer. queer. um, ever murder anybody? murder?! well, mistakes have been made. they sayyou're pretty flatulent- any comment? now, see here... ( farting sounds ) stop that. attention wireless listeners. most of the sounds you are now hearing are not being made by me. oh, stop it. stop it. someone please stop the farting! ( gagging ) don't worry, folks. he's not dead. i still hear some faint sounds of life. ( farting sounds ) that didn't

obviously, he's the man behind the movie and lenny kravitz. what lee daniels said about this when i asked if he thought america was more or less racist as a result. lee, do you think america is more or less racist country since barack obama became president? wow, that's a powerful question. i think that people are angry that he's president, and i think that they are showing their true colors, and i think that -- i think that you know when danny strung wrote those words, any black man could be killed by any white man and get away with it, trayvon martin had not happened. i end the movie with hope. you know, he's walking down and obama is giving that famous speech, you know, and i come out of my edit room and trayvon martin has happened. so yeah, i think, i think so. sadly, i think so. >> very provocative but if you're watching at home and want to give me a view, tweet me at piers morgan. i got a tweet in from the last segment from robert zimmerman tweeted me saying very tragic about the shooting incidents but remember bans would have done nothi

believe i did. ( grunts ) you still haven't told us why lenny bit you. well, i really gave him no choice. you see... lousy, meat-eating scum. huh? not you. i'm going over to protest this disgusting new restaurant called the slaughterhouse. it's decorated with hanging steer carcasses and a fountain of blood. oh, i heard about that place on the red grocer. the worst part is you pick out your own cow and they kill it right in front of you. well, maybe the animals don't mind, honey. they might enjoy being the center of attention. i think i read somewhere that cows like being killed. wait. there's a place like that in springfield? then why are we eating this crap?

. >> that was lenny kravitz at the basin.e right now is academy award winning actor cuba gooding, jr., and director lee daniels. you did it. last night i saw it in d.c. you got one customer and when i start selling a movie, i never stop. what i loved about it was the education. are you guys having a conversation without me? let me in on this. >> first off, thank you for all the wonderful things you said about the movie. we love to you death anyway. >> i couldn't hear a thing. >> he couldn't hear a thing. his ear piece -- so i was saying it to him. >> he's repeating what you're saying. i'm helen keller right now. >> here's the story. what i came away from not just the sweetness of the characters, you popped, cuba. you popped out of that room from that first scene. every once in an while, i'm getting down with forest whitaker's character because he's like job. like an old testament character. how much more crap can he take? in history from his kids, from his wife who's cheating on him? how much can he take and he keeps taking i

host: that was lenny in prescott, arizona.here's the front page of the "washington post" this morning -- no budget deal in sight as congress nears break. host: leaders of both parties say they want to avoid these outcomes. republicans have so far refused to open official negotiations with democrats over either a budget blueprint for 2014 or over suspend -- specific spending bill host: that is from the "washington post" this morning. this article is in the "new york times." this is about what the house is going to be doing this morning. they come in at 9:00 a.m. republicans reveal effort to cripple health-care law. robert pear writes host: rudy, ontario, california on our independent line. what are your thoughts about this discussion this morning? good morning to everyone. i have a couple of comments. one of them is that we are discussing a federal budget, but we are using a message to look at it. i am an independent because i believe that we need to really look at the system under which we live, which is capitalism. it is some

in this case the russians weren't familiar with what you know gay people are really like the late lenny bruce used to say people have to have people to hate they have to feel superior to something yeah i think you know same thing happened in fact a lot of people have made comparisons to what's happening in russia and what happened in nazi germany a lot of people are saying you know that environment of fear is that i mean it was a motive thing let's hope it's curtailed you campaigned for obama do you rate his performance i think he's done a great job i mean you know i understand that people may be frustrated that you know things haven't actually been executed as they you know as much as they would have but in terms of his vision you know in terms of what he's able to do himself you know without the help of congress you know just the ideas that he has i think he is right on point and i think if he had a congress that was more. amenable to his desires and willing to hear him out i think we you know things would be going great you campaigned for hillary when she ran against obama right and

lenny to do to turn this around per? team. >> is there is racism when you experience it of level where people can call you out of your name to your face. i experience it to their expectations and lack thereof and i use it to my advantage. i'm vicki liviakis kron 4 news. >> jacqueline: toman and friday '60s and '70s for the bay area. chemical 10 degrees below average for the enemy valley spirit shall bumping up along the coastlines in the east of the spirit right off shore, unlike this picture so it really shows you the sea breeze winds coming off the coast line that are still intact. widespread low cloud coverage which contains an to the 8:00 hour. and i think between 11 and one was to the most clearing out there tomorrow. with a residual cloud coverage appeared future forecasts for in o'clock in the morning with widespread if these to start the day creek and other hand, slow to warm. she down and the south bay 73 and cupertino. inland valleys 70's toman nearing the '80s. 64 hour east of bay shore spirit upper 50s low si

can we said morey oh i'm here with lenny bruce used to say i don't know we'll run this but his middle name bruce yet a great many was a fair one is colloquial for him because since it's cool and such a great words you know uncommon carnal knowledge as was stands for most of them to good as so says that means and of course if someone says to me you see i get it when i get mad at someone i say. to you for ever like. that's not you then why is it that this is in the dictionary or slang it's part of american culture we see it on television why do you think people bennett i don't know i don't care what their problem is it's it's such a great word you know i use it a lot unfortunately you get my mom tried to get me to stop she paid somebody like a hundred bucks and to try to get me to stop saying and i can't do it that is in it's in p.g. movies and right is it as well but yeah we get it we get to say it in the break about good luck to you do you think there are other pleasures what the. thanks so i guess the nars and a gun be sure to watch the final season of breaking bad sundays at nine on