i am lenny bruce, am i not? >> yes.ean, well now we know why brian williams made up so many stories. he will not make them up about his daughter because she is clearly boring. he needs to escape somewhere else. i don't think she is boring but i think we have to remember that a lot of these people who are actors and actresses and -- they just don't care about politics. she probably just doesn't have an opinion about de blasio. >> and why should she? she is fantastic in "show girls." >> i think you are 11 flea bruce. >> see. >> and by that i mean most of your jokes are dated. the one edge thing she was trying to do with talking to a meth addict on the train, who cares? i have more interesting train stories. i was on the train the other guy. a guy got on and i held the door and then he got on and started cursing everybody out on the train. then they look at me like i let him on. >> you were his wing man. >> her story was she talked to a meth head on the train. i talked to allison williams on the train. >> coming up, roboti