we have a wonderful day today guest, satirist writer, charming person, leon izmailov.ael could write, where should we start? well, let’s start with humor, probably yes, and we ’ll end with it, well, since this is a medical program, i want to introduce you to this kind of medical humor. it means the patient says: doctor, my nose is blocked, oh, his nose is blocked, i mortgaged the dacha, mortgaged the apartment, and here you are with your snot, this is just one joke, yes, let's go further, he says, the patient is being taken on a rocking chair, he says, where are you taking me, the doctor said to the morgue, so i haven't died yet, so we haven't gotten there yet, let's tell the third joke, medicine will go next, huh? only three , yes it is necessary, if three, please, it means the patient leaves the doctor and says: doctor, kiss me goodbye, he says: why are you laughing, how can this be, i am a doctor, you are a patient, there is medical ethics, i shouldn’t have slept with you, look, we all laughed fervently, and we have a topic on how to do it right this is how to laugh

such writer, humorist, will appear on stage and will delight you with what he wrote on stage, leon izmailoves, i know three foreign languages, i have a second rank in boxing, a third in chess, women love me very much, i have only one drawback, i’m terribly fond of converting, which means i was an excellent student at school in physical education, i'm doing sports now, well so... i did some gymnastics just now, this morning i got up, washed myself, everything suddenly lay down on the floor, my back, stretched out my arms along my body and fell asleep, started jogging, ran half a kilometer, came back by taxi, in my youth i went in for horse riding, really i was an equestrian, the horses loved me, they always laughed at my jokes, like that. i have a higher technical education, once it even helped me in life, i was riding on the subway, a girl was sitting next to me, solving a crossfort, i couldn’t guess a six-letter word, a flying machine for baba yaga, i i suggested, i say, broom, she says, how do you know, i say, well, after all, i graduated from the aviation institute, after the aviation in