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leonid sergeevich, is he building a new laboratory for us?d, now about rest, the most important thing is, don’t think about anything, about any new topics: sports, entertainment, carefree, carefree, entertainment, sports, when you return, then you will sit down on new topics. so don’t waste time, what are you doing, where are you looking, what are you doing , baby, these are our new products, shoes, lotus, if i only find out that you are interested in your products there too, through week. pravishna will be in esentuki, she will write me everything about you, please, am i against it, i almost forgot, lenis sergeevich, i bought you useful instructions, here’s how to relax, everything is written here, just for you, thank you for what i wanted say, yes, which carriage are you traveling in, i’m verushka, which carriage am i in, in the eighth, in the eighth, my wife is the secretary, she is also the nanny. styapa, you would be lost without me, right, baby, you are my sunshine, sunshine, you don’t understand, sonya, olya, lyuba, nina, sunshine, i d
leonid sergeevich, is he building a new laboratory for us?d, now about rest, the most important thing is, don’t think about anything, about any new topics: sports, entertainment, carefree, carefree, entertainment, sports, when you return, then you will sit down on new topics. so don’t waste time, what are you doing, where are you looking, what are you doing , baby, these are our new products, shoes, lotus, if i only find out that you are interested in your products there too, through week....
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, i, kozar, leonid sergeevich, give before... he stopped at the sports club, he was waiting for someoneve, somehow he was getting a little nutty, he probably ate too many fast carbohydrates, he was skinny in the photo, yes, well, there is something. who's there? this is the one from the third floor. mayor cibulya, as if the cops spotted you, your voice lost, no i know, headlight, you’ll lie on the bottom for now, there’s somewhere , i’ll find it, look in time, but never mind, it’ll start soon, you’ll be back, uh-huh. i report that at the headlight there was a conversation with major tsypulya, with whom, with chapalin? yes, now the object has started moving in his car, the major is in his in the other direction, follow the object, we are getting ready. chapolina, my burning onion, quietly wander around the north, we are in the south, if anything happens, shoot in the legs, comrade lieutenant colonel, we have lost the object. we are located in the northern part of the industrial zone on rybalsky, the second exit is in the southwest, here previously, it was such a cheburek, it was a test f
, i, kozar, leonid sergeevich, give before... he stopped at the sports club, he was waiting for someoneve, somehow he was getting a little nutty, he probably ate too many fast carbohydrates, he was skinny in the photo, yes, well, there is something. who's there? this is the one from the third floor. mayor cibulya, as if the cops spotted you, your voice lost, no i know, headlight, you’ll lie on the bottom for now, there’s somewhere , i’ll find it, look in time, but never mind, it’ll...
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hysterical, leonid sergeevich, start decorating, you know, i don’t want to. with the choice of the author perform for the evening, the poems are beautiful , the audience gave a standing ovation, yes, after the performance, hello, and he left immediately or communicated with the audience, it’s immediately obvious that you are a responsible person, i’ll tell you honestly, don’t have anything to do with letnev, it’s scary. man, in what sense? after the evening he got monstrously drunk backstage, so i had to leave him to sleep on porter overnight. i couldn’t call the police, you understand, i was responsible for this, i had to pay a watchman to sit with him all night, in case we started to get rowdy with him. i understand you. sofia, are you sure that you can already work, i’m sure, konstantin ivanovich, with letnev an alibi, parshin, our other suspect, also has an alibi, on the day of the third murder he was in leningrad, sofilya, maybe after all, he should work, and not lie in the hospital. the propaganda book that you remembered was actually published in mogilev, they sent me extracts from
hysterical, leonid sergeevich, start decorating, you know, i don’t want to. with the choice of the author perform for the evening, the poems are beautiful , the audience gave a standing ovation, yes, after the performance, hello, and he left immediately or communicated with the audience, it’s immediately obvious that you are a responsible person, i’ll tell you honestly, don’t have anything to do with letnev, it’s scary. man, in what sense? after the evening he got monstrously drunk...
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i would say, not exactly gurov, that is, how is it, it’s written here, fedorov, leonid sergeevich, itt, excuse me, excuse me, it’s my fault, fedorov, sergeevich, damn it. what's the matter? there was a misunderstanding. didn't you give me my passport? i don’t know anything, write a statement. do you understand what a terrible situation, you gave me someone else’s passport? write a statement, statement? what will i do with someone else’s passport? do we know what moscow sent you? who knows? hmm, fedorov, fedorov, no money, no cigarette. citizen, have they given you some paper or something, please, this man must be in big trouble. citizens, vacate the park, the park is closing, vacate the park, the park is closing. well, okay, five days in advance, please allow me to fill out the form, no, why, i’m just going to drink for a day, the rule is, yes, that means your last name is gorov. first name, patronymic. but what if a person doesn’t have a passport? we won't let you into the hotel, that's the end of the matter. nikolai nikolaevich, year of birth. what if a person forgot his passport? w
i would say, not exactly gurov, that is, how is it, it’s written here, fedorov, leonid sergeevich, itt, excuse me, excuse me, it’s my fault, fedorov, sergeevich, damn it. what's the matter? there was a misunderstanding. didn't you give me my passport? i don’t know anything, write a statement. do you understand what a terrible situation, you gave me someone else’s passport? write a statement, statement? what will i do with someone else’s passport? do we know what moscow sent you? who...
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write, i, leonid sergeevich kozyr, i, “leonid sergeevich kozyr, i give voluntary consent to cooperate where they are going, say, fari, let them immediately leave from there, and these, holy trumps, the owner, the owner ." we need to calm down. i report, let's introduce a headlight, license plate number 5579, he drove away from shalmon alone, the headlight is in the city, a bunch of roosters are leading him, we need to take it, the traffic light will fall down , damn it, a flashlight for photo printing, red, let's go, i think there are many is doing, why is comrade lieutenant colonel, intuition, brother, intuition, stopped at the sports club, waiting for someone , we continue to observe, but somehow he was in good health, and probably ate too many fast carbohydrates, he was skinny in the photo, yes, well, he is something, who's there? it's the one from the third floor, major tsibulya, for sure, the cops spotted you, your voice has lost , i don’t know, headlight, you’ll lie on the bottom for now, there’s somewhere , i’ll find you, just in time, well, never mind, it’ll start soon, you’ll
write, i, leonid sergeevich kozyr, i, “leonid sergeevich kozyr, i give voluntary consent to cooperate where they are going, say, fari, let them immediately leave from there, and these, holy trumps, the owner, the owner ." we need to calm down. i report, let's introduce a headlight, license plate number 5579, he drove away from shalmon alone, the headlight is in the city, a bunch of roosters are leading him, we need to take it, the traffic light will fall down , damn it, a flashlight for...
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andrei vladimirovich chibes, as well as the youth policy committee represented by egor sergeevich khatsenko and leonidt salt. drink and get lost. listen to me here, you freak, it’s me, your heart, if you beat this crap out again, i’ll personally jump out of the whole cabin and crucify you. and to visit ben tizikov, go to police station, my heart tells me , i need to go to the police station, you ’re not going anywhere, because the whole city is working for wild ben, but it’s better to do so in a duel from a bullet than to live to old age to save up for medicine, that’s right, otherwise alacardil- then it’s already 600 rubles. in the lair of wild ben, wild ben, wild ben, that’s enough, you’ve been torturing me with this song for the third day now, and don’t shut my mouth, i’m in your lair, i sing whatever i want, of course, wild bendvat. my husband will save me, no one will ever know where i am, no one finds out where you are, what are you, chubais, ugh, chubais, red devil, and in general i only love guitarists, bring me my guitar, boss, it hasn’t grown up yet, damn it, you have to do everything yourse
andrei vladimirovich chibes, as well as the youth policy committee represented by egor sergeevich khatsenko and leonidt salt. drink and get lost. listen to me here, you freak, it’s me, your heart, if you beat this crap out again, i’ll personally jump out of the whole cabin and crucify you. and to visit ben tizikov, go to police station, my heart tells me , i need to go to the police station, you ’re not going anywhere, because the whole city is working for wild ben, but it’s better to...
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i wish you good health, comrade captain, deceased boris sergeevich skobelev, born in 1964, businessman, was on his way to his partner, zykov leonidhuh, i was always there, what happened, my zykov, good answer, dadesa , forgive me, please, good afternoon, hello, lieutenant ... calmly went to meet you, but he was on vacation for a week , went to see his son in london, we haven’t seen each other for a long time, we decided to talk, we returned from the day before yesterday and what kind of business do you have, we have an investment company, we help people manage wisely with your money, i see, i see, london, when was the last time you did you see? yesterday he and irina gathered friends about their arrival, drank a glass of champagne, maximum two. he had affairs in the country , well, there’s a hobby there, you know the expression, an ideal couple, it’s about irina and boris, well, maybe something unusual, they noticed yesterday, i don’t know, i noticed, but today in the morning i noticed that god once again took him to himself the best. an expert claims the opposite, skobelev was literally knocking on god’s door, otherwise how can
i wish you good health, comrade captain, deceased boris sergeevich skobelev, born in 1964, businessman, was on his way to his partner, zykov leonidhuh, i was always there, what happened, my zykov, good answer, dadesa , forgive me, please, good afternoon, hello, lieutenant ... calmly went to meet you, but he was on vacation for a week , went to see his son in london, we haven’t seen each other for a long time, we decided to talk, we returned from the day before yesterday and what kind of...
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alexander sergeevich starovoitov, confidant of the candidate for president of the russian federation from the ldpr party, leonids interesting, how to eliminate the difference between the incomes of the regions? what are you offering? yours a minute and a half, please. i must first say that... the capitalism into which russia was drawn in the early nineties gave rise to many intractable problems, everything is clearly spelled out in my program, everything is said, so in most regions the average nominal salary is at the level of 30 thousand rubles , real salaries, like 19, 20, 25 thousand, i’m not even talking about pensions, there are about 19,500 rubles, so in order to equalize, discussing the budget of the annual state duma, which means... the federal budget supports the regions for equalization regional budget, there is additional funding, but still those regions that have periodic tables. i mean the production of gas, oil , minerals, and this is what is being done today by the federal budget, when, to equalize regional budgets , amounts of different amounts are determined, well, for example, in the far easte
alexander sergeevich starovoitov, confidant of the candidate for president of the russian federation from the ldpr party, leonids interesting, how to eliminate the difference between the incomes of the regions? what are you offering? yours a minute and a half, please. i must first say that... the capitalism into which russia was drawn in the early nineties gave rise to many intractable problems, everything is clearly spelled out in my program, everything is said, so in most regions the average...
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alexander sergeevich storovoytov, confidant of the candidate for president of the russian federation from the ldpr party leonid your minute and a half. good morning, dear friends, anatoly, we actually touched on this topic at previous debates and, probably, we will have to repeat in some aspects what i have already said. in the it block, as far as software is concerned, i believe that we have already made quite good breakthroughs, we we were able to replace the main systems used by various enterprises, but nevertheless, of course, we still have something to do. strives because the majority of people, whether entrepreneurs or home computers, we still use, are either made by apple or microsoft. of course, there are some russian systems, but for now they are still crude, there are chinese systems, but unfortunately our system is not there, and we understand perfectly well that from the point of view of cryptographic protection, from the point of view of information leakage, personal data everything else, everything else, here we are completely unprotected, we were not involved in this work 10 years ago, and 20 ye
alexander sergeevich storovoytov, confidant of the candidate for president of the russian federation from the ldpr party leonid your minute and a half. good morning, dear friends, anatoly, we actually touched on this topic at previous debates and, probably, we will have to repeat in some aspects what i have already said. in the it block, as far as software is concerned, i believe that we have already made quite good breakthroughs, we we were able to replace the main systems used by various...