all of a sudden, a leprechaun jumped up. we're back to the leprechaun theme. he said, top of the morning to you, lad. he says, you're a leprechaun. he says, yes, i am, and you have 3 wishes. three wishes? he says, yes. you have 3 wishes. i want to be a par golfer.. he says, no problem. from now on, par and under. he says, i want a porsche. he says, when you go home tonight, there will be a porsche in your garage. and he says, i want a million dollars. he says, done. when you go to the bank on monday, there will be a million dollars in your account. thank you very much, i have to find my ball. so he goes looking -- hold on a minute, lad. please hold on. i see you are golfing with your wife. do you mind if i go into the shrubbery with her for an hour or so? he says, let me ask her. it's a million dollars. so he goes up and asks the wife and she says, what? you don't mind if i go in the bushes with the leprechaun? he says, no, no, go ahead. it's a million dollars. she says, i don't care about the car but a million dollars that could help us a lot. so she goes int

one of a very large number of characters, is a jazz pianist and before he begins playing a black leprechaun appears to him, mr. mcginniss so you can assume it's the ghost of mr. mcginniss. as margaret said, in 1949 we came to the south bronx, which was an irish neighborhood, mostly. i was sort of a spaced-out kid, destined obviously to be a poet. i was this big at 13 and i was a good rollerskater and the kids were amazed and they befriended me. after a while, they recognized that i had some sort of athletic ability and because i was so spaced out, they mistook it for great courage and if they pushed me, i pushed them back. it was just like a game. so they took to me and asked me to join the shamrocks. i even changed my name from ed vega to ed mcveigh. and this is how they passed me off because most of the teams they played were other irish kids. this was a regular football team so, consequently, they listed me as eddie mcveigh. it was great fun and my friends were jimmy flynn, paddy o'connor. my siblings married the shenny's and i almost married a catherine finerin but it didn't work out. i

craig: you don't hit on another man's leprechaun. >> he's got a pot of gold.ig: my apologies to ted alexaandro. he was meant to be on the show but apparently there's too many geek energy in the room to allow anything to happen. were you at comic-con? >> yeah, we were. craig: together? >> that's where i found him. craig: were you at comic-con? >> i tried to get a job. >> he hasn't gotten one yet. craig: you can be on "doctor who" as the evil help caun. >> where is this guy from? craig: i think pakistan. >> thank you very much. >> he's got a very weird accent. craig: yeah, you do is a very weird accent. >> ay. craig: say good night, everybody. good night. [cheers and applause] ,,,,,,,,,,, >>> you're watching cbs 5 eyewitness news in high definition. >>> the debt crisis hits home. more than one million californians won't get paid if washington can't figure it out. >>> plus what president obama tweeted that lost him thousands of followers. >>> drivers are going so fast that the c. has started a new crackdown using a speed trap nobody can see. >>> what did you do o

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. >> kimberly: that is a typical leprechaun approach.pot of gold at the end. >> greg: are you nailing my height? >> kimberly: no, but you can borrow the heels. people are worried we'll go the way of greece but we are in a better position. president obama won't say hold back the checkbook from the military families, or not pay social security. we have resources. we're not going to fall apart. but there are consequences. >> eric: keeping it right here, we still have $130 million coming in every month so militaried social security and debt can be paid. other stuff, maybe not so much. listen to rudy giuliani last night on "hannity." here is what he had to say about the debt. >> if we default, and i hope we don't but if we default 90% of the responsibility is on the president of the united states. not even the democrats in the house or republicans in the house. it's on him. he sethe leader of the country and the chief executive of the country. he has yet to outline a plan because he is too darn afraid. >> andrea: we shouldn't be having this c

even for a leprechaun, that is a long time.ay he'll probably serve about ten of those years. which is still a lot. i don't know how he's going to do it in prison. that hair. i mean, first of all, how do you even do that hair? secondly, it's only a matter of time before some fellow prisoner makes him his blagojo-bitch, right? there's a big soccer game going on here. the gold cup final between mexico and the united states. our team -- the u.s. scored the first two goals. mexico came back to win it 4-2. did you go to thatatame, guillermo? >> no, jimmy. >> jimmy: you were watching it? >> yes. >> jimmy: who were you rooting for? >> i was rooting for mexico but i love usa too. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's not how we do things here. you're going to have to go back. there are a lot of people at the stadium. more than 93,000 fans in pasadena. soccer crowds are known for being rambunctious. >> police in big numbers everywhere. to make sure people are having fun and keeping it safe. >> if you party in pasadena, that you do it respectfull