leroy jenkins! here it is, your moment of zen. >> it was just odd. it felt like uncle rico in napoleon dynamite? >> which one was uncle rico? >> the guy with the hair parted in the middle and he was constantly throwing passes, talking about his high school football career, not working.cay comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org. >> stephen: tone results of super tuesday as well as a preview of meh saturday. and should we go to war with iran? i'll look at the pros and the positives. then my guest, actor willem defoe has a new movie about war on mars. i didn't know mars had oil. [laughter] happy 100th birthday, oreos. in your honor i'm eating 100 oreos today. same as every day. [laughter] this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> stephen: welcome to "the report," everybody. good to see ya. [cheering and applause] thank you so much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [audience chanting "stephen"] i can't stop that. i can't stop that. thank you so muc