it is "the daily show" with your host leslie jones! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> leslie: hey!ly show." i'm leslie jones! [cheers and applause] whoo! yo, we got so much to talk about tonight. but first, i would like to give a shout out to trevor noah. one of the things that moved me so much in his last show, he said, "if you want to truly learn about america, talk to black women." well, guess who's coming to dinner, baby! [cheers and applause] we got a great show for you. morris chestnut is here. [cheers and applause] all right. so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] yeah! you guys remember that for the past six months, we've been roasting the shit out of donald trump for keeping classified documents at his house? and i have to agree! what kind of moron, i mean, what kind of irresponsible piece of shit would keep classified documents at his house? i mean, he's got to be the only dumbass that would do something so stupid! >> breaking news from the white house. more classified documents were found in president biden's delaware home. [applause] [cheers and applause

and lenny marcus," airs new episodes on thursday please welcome back to the show our good friend leslie jonesuse ♪ leslie, as i live and breathe. >> yes let me sit so i don't show my cooch. >> seth: okay. thank you. [ laughter ] you're very polite you've gone to a manners -- an etiquette class, i can tell. >> i learned how to say cooch. [ laughter ] >> seth: it's so nice to have you back >> oh, thank you it's always good to be here with you. >> seth: this is a very exciting week for you being in new york city i want to ask about "the daily show" but i -- also fred isn't here this week, our bandleader >> fred, my husband. >> seth: yeah, because you were on "our flag means death," and you are spanish jackie, and fred was one of your husbands >> yes he was one of my favorite husbands too >> seth: that's so lovely. >> because he would help me get dressed. we would talk about business things, you know sometimes he got a little touchy in public, but it was cool >> seth: that's cool it's good to have multiple husbands just in case one of them runs afoul. [ laughter ] >> it's good >> seth: now, you g

we are here with leslie jones. this is very exciting.re you excited to take on this challenge? >> yeah, i'm excited that they don't know what they're getting into [ laughter ] >> seth: i'm thrilled. i'm looking forward to seeing it >> i'm just -- i just want to see what i'm gonna do. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] you've been behind a desk before obviously you did a lot of stuff at "weekend update." you've hosted before you've filled in for ellen >> mm-hmm. >> seth: so i think it ticks a lot of boxes and obviously that staff is still there in place they're talented people. >> they're great too they're actually awesome they've been very helpful. they've, you know, given us great options and ideas and being very supportive. >> seth: was there anything you brought in where you said, hey, i want to address stories like this >> yes yes. there's a line of things i'm going to -- i can't tell you, but, you know, it's going to be good it's going to be good. we're going to be touching some subjects [ light laughter ] >> seth: well, i'm very muc

this is "the daily show" with your host, leslie jones! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> leslie: yeah! what's going on, everybody? thank you! thank you! [laughs] welcome to "the daily show!" i'm leslie jones! and this is my last night makin' this desk my bitch! [cheers and applause] so let's get to these headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] okay, you guys. who in here is excited about rihanna at the super bowl? [cheers and applause] so pumped. yes! everybody! everybody! everybody's excited. everybody's excited. well, almost everybody. >> sportscaster stephen a. smith learns the hard way you better watch what you say about rihanna. >> members of the rihanna navy, as they've known, have been gunning for him all day long following his appearance on "the sherri shepherd show," take a listen. >> are you excited for this halftime show? >> i don't want to say i'm not excited. she's fantastic. there's one thing she's not. she ain't beyonce. [boos] >> i know she's not beyonce, but wait a minute, hold on, hold on -- >> leslie: dude, no!

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this is "the daily show" with your host, leslie jones! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> leslie: yeah! hey! [cheers and applause] what's going on, everybody? yes! welcome to "the daily show!" i'm leslie jones! that's right, they let me back for another night! [cheers and applause] so let's go! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ all right! you guys on tiktok, right? well, i got bad news. if you are on tiktok, you got to drop out of college. because universities across the country are banning tiktok from school wifi because they're worried that china might be spying on them. yeah. and you know what, good. get these kids off tiktok. i'm tired of seeing little ashley's amazing hack for how to flip grilled cheese in a pan. [cheers and applause] you don't think i know how to flip a pan, bitch? or make grilled cheese? i've been flipping pans and making grilled cheese since before you were born! so don't talk to me like i'm stupid! you're stupid! stupid 24-year-old with your dewy [bleep] skin. [bleep] you and your youth! okay, i think i got of

tonight, join jimmy and his guests - leslie jones gianancarlo esposito musical guest alvvays.here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. yeah, i love you, bud. thank you very much. enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause you're here. it seems like there's so much going on right now prince harry's new book came out today. the horror movie "m3gan" is a hit at the box office. [ light laughter ] tonight's mega millions jackpot is over $1.1 billion and papa john's just unveiled these new doughy snack balls called papa bites. [ laughter ] there's a lot to go over so let's jump in and cover it all at once. it's time for a "news smash. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: first up, prince harry. today, his new book called "spare" hit shelves. and it's full of details about his life, his relationships, and his exit from the royal family long story short, everything changed when he married -- m3gan. the -- [ laughter ] the horror movie is doing great at the box office, bringing

i love me some leslie jones.t perfect grammar but that's how i feel. >> remember how funny she was during the pandemic when she's watch the news and comment and record it and post it on twitter. >> there's a clip of her going don, don, to a number of shows i was doing. leslie jones, congratulations guest hosting the daily show for the first time last night. and in true "daily show" fashion she took on the big stories in d.c. >> classified material next to your corvette, what were you thinking? >> by the way, my corvette is in a locked garage. so it's not like it's sitting out on the street. >> what? this is a national security emergency. okay. a man this old with access to a corvette! i don't know what's more scary biden losing the nuclear codes or biden going 85 on the highway. biden, please do not drive that corvette. your ass can't even ride a bike! >> okay, so the first guest host to fill in after trevor noah's departure. other guest hosts include wanda sy sykes, d.l. hughley. there are a bunch of people, che

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comedian leslie jones on our paramount sister network comedy central. >> we got talk about this.out this. because you know it's messed up when black people and the proud boys hate the same statue. >> leslie jones, she is a comedian. so she got to make us laugh. part of having a healthy society is having critique. >> we might end up liking it. did you know that people hated the eiffel tower when it first went up? >> reporter: it's true. same goes for the vietnam veterans memorial and the martin luther king jr. memorial in washington. ditto that now beloved bean in chicago. hank willis thomas based his monument on a photo of the kings. back in november, he told us he knew the design was a risk. >> i'm kind of scared because representing the kings without their faces is a bold move. >> reporter: when you look back, did you get it wrong, do you think? >> well, it's so important to remind everyone that this is a proposal that we submitted along with over 100 other proposals. and that proposal was chosen by the public through votes. >> reporter: chosen by the citizens of boston and fun

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. >> i think it was leslie jones who said do you know how much you have to lie to be known as the lyingny case, it wasn't just late night hosts and ka imme comediag hay, democrats are, too. listen to pete aguilar. >> i'm just struck by the chaos, confusion, dysfunction of the republican conference. they defended putting him on committees and now they're announcing he's not going to serve on a committee. i don't understand what the play of the day is. >> i mean, to be honest, it's pretty reasonable question abby. what is the play for republicans? >> as it relates to george san toes and committees, speaker mcelderr mccarthy realized it was a problem to allow him to be an committtees that he's fabricate everything he's said and kick off other democrats. it does not work especially considering as jackie pointed out, there are real legitimate and very serious questions about the finances we hind both his personal, you know, representations on these financial documents that were submitted to the government but also about how he funded his own campaign. those are serious issues and i think the

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>>> people love the daily show and they love leslie jones. take a look. >> but there say bigger problem here. because first it was trump now it's biden. what i need to know is who is in charge of these documents? who is the [ beep ] freely giving out classified documents? who [ beep ] is this person? >> who is this person? i mean, that's a fair question when you start to notice that documents do seem to pop-up all over the place although there are many differences in the cases which we've covered. that was just a moment of leavecy. shoutout to "the daily show." joy reid is up next. show. joy reid is up next. >> tonight on the reidout -- >> we witnessed 9/11, the terrorist attack in new york and the plane that crashed in pennsylvania and the so-called plane that crashed into the pentagon. it's odd. there is never any evidence for a plane shown in the pentagon. >> after one full alex jones as you just heard sh marjorie taylor green has been rewarded by kevin mccarthy with a seat on the house homeland security committee. because, of course. >> k

now how was the ceremony i know our friends leslie jones, j.b.good buddy josh server. they all spoke from the heart and it was a beautiful, warm i think august day >> seth: that's -- yeah. for people that haven't been there, it is also still a full street >> yes, it is a full hollywood boulevard. >> seth: so a hot august day in los angeles. >> yeah, with a whole lot of, "hey kenan" from across the street [ laughter ] and you know, it was a very touching day >> seth: they say you're the easiest to recognize when you're kneeling next to a star with your name on it. >> 1,000 percent, yeah >> seth: did you check to see what the adjacent stars were that is the part that's always interesting to me. >> crazy enough i saw an l-o because the carpet was covering one and then saw like an l-s so i couldn't see the full name. i was like "is that lorne michaels?" i'm right next to lorne michaels >> seth: really. you're on the lorne michaels block. [ applause ] >> like literally, like touching stars. [ laughter ] >> seth: and you know he made sure he got the be

actually sit and create late night television for four days with wanda sykes and marlon wayans, leslie jonesth: uh-huh? this is chelsea handler. >> i'm nervous about chelsea handler. >> seth: now, what is -- where do your nerves come from >> because back in '07, i said some wild [ bleep ] on her show. >> seth: okay. >> and, you know how you be a guest on somebody's show, you say something wild and then the producers don't have your back >> seth: uh-huh. >> and then you be like, "man, i ain't gonna never see her again and it don't matter. [ light laughter ] and i'm like, oh [ bleep ] [ light laughter ] >> seth: do you remember what you said that got you in trouble? >> what it was, like you remember "chelsea lately" they talked about celebrity >> seth: sure. >> culture stuff and i don't remember the year, but it was -- it was a story about sylvester stallone getting botox. >> seth: uh-huh. >> this was like a big -- for the young people, this was a big conspiracy back in the day like, what a man with muscles took something to get more muscles? [ light laughter ] to straighten out his skin and i

. >>> people love the daily show and they love leslie jones.of these documents? who is the [ beep ] freely giving out classified documents? who [ beep ] is this person? >> who is this person? i mean, that's a fair question when you start to notice that documents do seem to pop-up all over the place although there are many differences in the cases which we've covered. that was just a moment of leavecy. shoutout to "the daily show." joy reid is up next. show. joy reid is up next. >> tonight on the reidout -- >> we

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