david letterman. that's assuming all of that was the final laugh last night.next. >>> first, "countdown's" nber two stor tonight's "worst rsons." the bronze to baseball's manny ramirez, jusback from a 50-game suspension for using performance-enhancg drugs with time off f playing games in the minor leagues. they thank the min leaguers, them a post game dinnebuying whenandy johnson rehabbed in 07, he bought his temporary teammates a meal that cost him 3 grand. roger clemens boug a team a new clubhoe. joe mainez, o makes the major leue minimum salary, boug his teammates in modesto full postgame meal. ramire the newspaper "the modesto bee" rorts despite two games withlbuquerque and his rehab got him ba into shape after he shamed the sport and the dodger organization, he bought hisormer friends new nothing. his new contract will pay him $23,80494,000. >>> our nner-up, joe the plumr wurzelbacher speaking at a rally in houston stunned the crowd when he nounced, quote, i believe making sure our couny's sa first. i believe we need to spend a littlee on illegal immigran

johnny carsohad dan quayle, w letterman has palin. i he jimallon put dibs on idahrepresentative, walt minick, which seems like a bit of a reach. >> it's creative, at least. letterman pounded john mccain for week upon week upon we aftethe senator blew him off in october of last year,nd each night it was new and it was frh. it was not outlaish. he didn't stray far om the original basline of the first joke about suspendinthe campaign and n showing up. do we have any estimate w long this could gon, because therno finish line to this the way there was wi the election last year >> no, i think we can all put on some sweat pants and get comfortable, because what's great about sarapalin is that she'already done half the work for him. she's condioned us to laugh at her. me, saying the word sarah palin to a late-nit talk show audience is like me saying the word cheese in front of my wife's chihuahua. the ears pick up, it lik wh, what, sarah palin, oh, this is going to be good. >> it remarkable tyou, as it feels to me, that she ha remained silent

numberix, it's letterman, we still cool? >> yeah. >> number five, mccain again stilno idea why i called. number four. hi, it's the dry cleaner, havg trouble getting caribou bld out of your prada jacket. numb three. hiit's sarah, whoops, dial my own number. number two, schwzenegger here, if you want a job, californi could e a new governor. and the number one message on sarah palin's answering machine. y, it's mccain, who would have thought you would tire before i did? well, there yogo. >> we are surprised that the barragdoes continue tonight with most of the palin jokes about wh she was wearing duri that orgy of interviews yesterday, one about having nauty thoughts about her fishing wading boots. cutting out the middleman, david letterman reportedly immediatelapologizes in advance. joing us now, christian finnegan, who joins whenever uff this happens. odvening. >> gd evening to you. >> let start with whatever he did at the recording of tonight's sholate this afternooabout the waders. there ses be an implication to her here. y

numb six, it's letterman, we still cool?ber five, mccai agai still no idea why i called number four, hi, it's the degree cleaner, having trouble getting caribou ood out of your pda jacket. number three. hi, it's sarah,whoops, dialed mywn number. numb two, schwarzenegr re, you want a job, califora could use a new governor. and the nuer one messagen sarah palin'snswering macne. hey, is mcain, who would ha thought you would tire before i di >> we are surprised that the barragdoes continue tonight with most of the pal jokes about what she s wearing durihat originy of interviews yesterday, one about having naugh thoughts about her fishing wading boo. davi letterman rtedly immediaty ologizes in vance. chris christn finnegan joins us whenever things likehis happens. let's art with whatever he di at the recording of night's show lat this afternoon about thwaders. the seems tbe an implication to herhere. you give himmateri any mateal, even what you're wearing, he will be able trun with this. >> well, you have to understand, after las

i thought that the letterman thing, if it had happened to a democratic woman, letterman wouldn't have been on the air. the fact is, that said, she cut and run from a job. if she thinks this is some way to run for president of the united states, you say she's got a base, her base is so small they could apply for affirmative action grants from the federal government. sean: 40% of the country is conservative, bob. >> is she more clueless than senator byrd? does she have a messier personal life than ted kennedy? less common sense than al gore? no. but hers are on display. she screwed up in an interview with katie couric -- sean: so what? >> i disagree with the idea that this is necessarily a political move. why would you want to run for president? maybe she wants to go into the media. >> then she's just a quitter because the people of alaska voted her in and she selfishly quit her job without their permission. sean: is seeb -- sebelius a quitter? rahm emanuel? is barack obama a quitter? >> no. sean: why the double standard? >> i think that's very different. when we're talking about sarah

and david letterman is talking about her again. we will play the tape. we report, you decide, and michael jackson's doctor answers this question -- are you the father of jackson's chhhhhhilhh does two jobs... at once. one: kills weeds to the root. two: forms a barrier, preventing new ones for up to four months. roundup extended control. [captioning made possible by fox news channel] captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- greta: some are singing governor palin is a quitter. we have new information tonight -- some are saying governor palin is a quitter. she still has strong support among republicans with a new poll. 72% of republicans are likely or somewhat likely to vote for the governor if she returns and runs for president, so what does the future hold for at sarah palin? rick santorum. did she hurt herself by quitting? >> she did. her biggest fans is my wife, karen, and she loves her -- her biggest fan is my wife. number two, it hurt women in politics. my wife is a very much a part of my career, and she is always trying to pr

david letterman friday night devoted his top ten list. of course wherever the furor over david letterman's comments earlier about her daughter but now devoting a top ten list is actually pretty funny. take a look. >> number five, where can i check my felt. number four, bad news, the new governor just quit. the number three, please accept this gift from all of us at lenscrafters number two, dancing with the stars called, they catch her resume. and the number one thing overheard at surveillance for all party, i haven't seen you since the buyer dave letterman rally. so that was the best one. what she said at a picnic in wasilla, her hometown, she said let us continue to love our country, be proud of our country and never apologized for our country. it sounds like a campaign speech. so nobody knows what is the next that for surfing on. but she is still speaking like a politician speak out if she runs in 2012 interesting polls all over the map recently from the washington post abc news shows that governor mike huckabee would be the leading can

can see his return to the ed sullivan theatre in just a few minutes on the late show with david letterman, it begins at 11:35:00 p.m. right after eye witness news at 11 and later be sure to check out the slide show of his appearance on letterman, log on to wjz.com and that's where you'll find that. >>> speaking of 45 years ago-- >> i don't want to. what! >> i remember when they first came to america. >> yes, right. >> my sister went to the concert at the civic center. >> in baltimore? >> yes. they were crazy. and let's take a look at the changing weather that will get humid and feel more like summer finally. 74 now, the due point is up, from where it was to 59 and humidity is 59%, winds south at 5, barometer at 28.98 falling just a tad and the humidity is coming back, 88-58 today, 87-66 is normal and the record is 102 and 57. around the region, 70's for some reason east and i checked it out, it should be 70 but the computer printed it as 84 but it's only 74, 78 in ocean city, the due point is much higher than it's been, tomorrow it should be back in the 60s which means it's going to feel

and david letterman is talking about her again. we will play the tape. we report, you decide, and michael jackson's doctor answers this question -- are you the father of jackson's children? his answer? he will answer it for you. gecleaning system... that seeks and destroys engine gunk... left by lower-quality gasoline. it protects engines from performance-robbing gunk. try new nitrogen-enriched shell gasolines. i felt amazingly boxed in. (announcer) joe uses the contour meter from bayer. (joe) my meter absolutely adapts to me and my lifestyle. i'm joe james, and being outside of the box is my simple win. (announcer) now available in five vibrant colors. does two jobs... at once. one: kills weeds to the root. two: forms a barrier, preventing new ones for up to four months. roundup extended control. [captioning made possible by fox news channel] captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- greta: some are singing governor palin is a quitter. we have new information tonight -- some are saying governor palin is a quitter. she still has s

, saying that even david letterman apologized and that it was only one person left holding onto it. >ggy. i loved peggy -- love peggy. maybe in new york and washington, it is sort of chic to beat up on sarah palin, and it is popular on broadsides of the aisle to be little her -- on both sides of the aisle to be little her -- to belittle her. greta: going after her record as a politician or whatever her platform is, but is is sort of playing to the in crowd? it is weird -- is it sort of playing to the in crowd? hey, nobody is talking about policy. they are talking about her kids. >> she did not ask for this. she did not step out and say, "i want to be vice president of the united states." "i want to be president." john mccain ask terp. -- john mccain asked her. so she was dressed in there and had, what, two days to get ready for a speech -- so she was thrust in there? greta: quitting the office, resigned in the office -- resigning the office, we have had lots of men resigned. but we told her to a higher standard. -- we have had lots of men resign. but we hold her to a higher standard.

i thought there was something letterman knew that i did not. brian: did you watch the michael jackson ceremony. i don't know many people who could sit there all those hours. if you did, what did you think. watched some of it listened to some of it on satellite radio. to me the best moment and most surprising moment really happened and the most heart wrenching moment happened with his 11-year-old daughter. gretchen: at the end. i happened to catch that part of it i have to say i wasn't tearing up much at all until that moment of time. owho could not listen to a young child break down like that as a parent all three of us are parents. millions of you are. let's listen. >> ever since i was born daddy has been the best father you could ever imagine. and i just wanted to say i love him so much. gretchen: just heart wrenching to watch that child in that much pain. i mean, she lost her father and that really brought it home about the personal touch the world is mourning michael jackson but this is his child who lost her father. dave: it humanized him

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. >> that rooftop performance part of his appearance on the late show with david letterman. some of his interview with paul mccartney reminiscing about that historic appearance on ed sullivan. >> i'm standing there. get it together. it is okay. and the floor manager, guy on the curtain came up to me and said, are you nervous? i said no. he said you should be. there are 73 million people watching. >> you can catch all of the letterman interview coming up next. that's not going to make you feel too confident. >> not at all. >> that is 9news now for tonight. tune in at 4:55 a.m. for the changes to the beltway. >> don't forget, we are always on at wusa9.com. make it a good night. >> bye-bye. captions by: caption colorado, llc 800-775-7838 email: comments@captioncolorado.com hmmm... well... naaa... yeah! calculating for getaway. ♪ find your way to a perfect destination at busch gardens... and water country usa... where family-fun surrounds you... and world-class rides astound. start at buschgardens.com. fa (female narrator) from jennifer: a microfiber sofa bed for just $299, only

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letterman said why haven't you been here before? mccartney said i didn't like you before.does. >> he also said -- >> here we go, now we got him back. he'll be coming here, he'll play in maryland. sir paul will. so go out and see him. >> perfect. >>> a look at our exclusive weathernet. we'll be right back with the 6:00 news. (alistair) resolve iple action helps you keep the good memories... and forget the carpet stains. the formula penetrates deep break down stubborn stains, lifting them to the surface right before your eyes, leavinnothing behind. erase your carpet's history with ros acti. (announcer) evenfter 20 washes, not pretty... so keep your clothes looking like new! (announcer) don't take a chance. trust woolite. >>> good morning. i'm jamie costello. >> i'm megan pringle. thursday, july 16th. before we get to the weather let's look at the top stories. the death is still a mystery. baltimore county police need your help to find a witness they say was on the train that hit and killed two teenaged boys more than a few weeks ago. >>> and police are out there searching fo

you can see more of paul mccartney on tonight's late show with david letterman.nd that is the cbs evening news for tonight. thanks for watching. i'll seal you tomorrow. good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >>> this is "entertainment tonight" in high definition. >>> michael jackson on fire. the never before seen video from usmagazine.com on his infamous pepsi commercial accident. his hair in flames. stagehands rushing in. burns on his head and face. and the excuse for his dependence on painkillers? >>> then, just in, are police treating the jackson death investigation as a homicide? investigation as a homicide?' we have new information today. >>> brand-new images of michael's children, how they're coping with the loss of their dad. >>> then the jackson's family failed interventions. plus, what happened when dame elizabeth confronted michael about his addiction. >>ha

if the cause is medical, letterman says he can write the offending feet's owner a prescription. >>> ayif you suffer the foot odor problem, doctors say the most important thing is not to be embarrassed and get some help. pat? >>> well, if your feet weren't enough to worry about, there's another problem plaguing people below the knee. we're talking about cankles. cankles are legs with no definition between the calf and the ankle. it's the latest pop culture obsession. in fact, gold's gym is using this to lure new customers, declaring july cankle awareness month. some people are so paranoid about cankles that they take extreme measures against them. >> it's one-third of all the liposuction i do. it's very popular. >> however, that's a pricey fix. cankle surgery can cost from 5 to $12,000. some people swear by home-made cankle remedies. here's one. apply hemorrhoid cream to the ankle and wrap it in an ace bandage overnight. however, the jury is still out on whether that works. jim? >>> we have breaking news right now out of northwest washington. a school bus and a metro bus have been invol

you can see more of paul mccartney on tonight's late show with david letterman.nd that is the cbs evening news for tonight. thanks for watching. i'll seal you tomorrow. good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >>> from the first local station with news in high definition, this is 9news now. >> we have two breaking stories for you tonight. the standoff in mcclane and police on capitol hill shoot a man dead after they say he brandished a weapon at a police officer. continuing our breaking news from 5:00 and 6:00. right now the capitol hill area returning to normal after a pretty chaotic afternoon. much of the area on lock down, but now much of it is reopened. that shooting took place the blocks from where a hearing for supreme court sonia sotomayor was going on and it is all a reaction to shooting involving a police officer near pennsylvania and constitution avenues. digital correspondent, brittany morehouse is there to wrap it all up for us. >> the court hearing, the sonia sotomayor hearing was uninterrupted and that nobody was bothered. they were in the heart buil

late show with david letterman is taped there now.as on letterman promoting his concert tour which starts tomorrow, but he also talked about his rift with michael jackson. you might remember jackson bought the publishing rights to the beatles catalog. last night mccartney told letterman how that affected their relationship. >> well, i did talk to him about it, but he kind of blanked me on it. he kept saying it's just business, paul, you know. so, yeah, it is, and waited for a reply. but we never kind of got to it, and i thought, so we kind of drifted apart. it was no big bust up. kind of drifted apart after that. he was a lovely man. massively talented, and we miss him. >> mccartney and jackson recorded two songs together in the early '80s. >>> mere is michael jordan probably as you've never seen him before. 20,000 gatorade bottles make up this work of art. it's just bottles turned upside down. isn't that something? the piece is in honor of jordan's upcoming indunks into the hall of fame. >>> listen here. a class action lawsuit agains

she rose to the highest form of performance art, national victim, by david letterman.on her way out of the governor's door and head first into the road show, she won homages from the people who made her, the media on the east coast. we start with letterman reacting, first of all, to the governor's farewell. >> it was a moving day for sarah palin. she went out onto her porch and waved good-bye to russia. she took a swipe at certain people in the media. gosh, i wonder who she had in mind. >> one other thing for the media, our new governor has a very nice family, too, so leave his kids alone. >> he has a family, does he? i want to know, orthodontic records, schoolyard rumors. i will break them. >> i was so moved by her farewell speech that i want to say good-bye to her in the same way i imagine she writes her own speeches. cherished freedoms, is that some may say, and to those, some gas pipelines. to those brave soldiers. >> well, as he said, colbert, stringing together buzz phrases may be enough for the political circuit, but she better not try it before the paying audie

she says that -- she criticized palin's description of david letterman.e was talking about bristol at the game. it was will let the game. get to the facts read. this is gratuitous. -- it was willow at the game. >> this was meant to trash people who hold conservative social values and to blame the victim. david letterman said something completely out of bounds about governor palancgovernor palin's daughter. i don't know why she would spend time raising these issues at this point. greta: criticizing her for speaking, doing television, traveling. none of the men ever do that, do they? these women politicians are so different. you are wrong people, thank you. here is what is coming up after the show. >> is the obama administration of violating the rights of american christians? roll douggreta: next up, it is r ceo getting a golden parachute. are you paying for it t? paris hilton, she is a defendant. you will find out what has happened. eight >> this is america's news headquarters. president obama says the g-8 is having trouble agreeing to a plan but the u.s.

if the cause is medical, letterman said he can write the offending feet's owner a a prescription. >>> the most important thing doctors say is to put one foot in front of the other, don't be embarrassed and go get some help. >> good advice. >>> matt sands has something to cheer about this weekend. the team won two in a row against the san diego padres. >> we have more in your sports minute. >> good morning, everyone, your sports minute begins with the nationals, who have now won two games in a row. with the game tied 2-2 in the bottom of the tenth inning, austin kearns hit a walk-off single to right. the nats beat the padres 3-2, earning their 30th win of the season. the orioles on the road in boston, nick markakimarkakis, t baltimore snap as losing streei in fenway. to win the crown in just their second season in the league. congratulation to coach murphy jetson and his crew. >>> in nascar, juan pablo montoya was flagged for speeding on a pit stop. he was leading at the time and ended up finishing 11th. jimm johnson took advantage, winning at the brickyard second year in a row. that's

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so to see him walk out on "letterman" as himself was a shock. almost more shocking than to see him make matt lauer kiss his hand, strip, and end up in the lap of conan o'brien, but in trying to come up with the oddest couple of all for his movie, sacha baron cohen hit on this. >> you seem to be a comedian interviewing a terrorist. even if his character doesn't know the difference between hummus and hamas. to use an alleged terrorist as a comedic foil, that's dicey. >> it's not that easy to find an actual terrorist. in fact, your government has been looking for one for about nine years. >> reporter: cohen says his team looked for a few months before finding someone in the occupied west bank who said, there is a terrorist who lives in my town. and then what bruno needed was to find somebody to protect him, a job nobody wanted. so cohen said he settled far guy who once did security for enrique inglasias. >> his main job had been protecting enrique from flying underwear. i knew if it came to it, this guy would take a bra for me. >> reporter: cohen's

the david letterman thing. i mean, i don't want a joke czar, you know.or it. i think sarah palin won in this thing, and i think we need to stay off of people's families. i don't care if it's left, right, or who the person s we don't make fun of their families. >> i agree with you. letterman made a mistake. dave should have thrown that joke out in rehearsal that day. i'm a comedian, but i have teenaged daughters a joke about a 30-year-old girl having sex with a teenager whether it is 14, 17 or 18 is not funny. the bottom line is forgiveness. when you apologize, people have to forgive you. glenn: thank you very much, jeff. the name of the book, again, is "how to really stink at work." jeffffffffffffffff want to know how fast it took my stiff joints to feel better? one pack. 6 days. that's elations. new elations. clinically proven to improve joint comfort... in as little as six days. drinking it every day keeps it working. elations has clinically proven levels... of glucosamine and chondroitin, in a powerful form that's more absorbable... than joint supplem

the david letterman thing. i mean, i don't want a joke czar, you know.oke. he apologized for it. i think sarah palin won in this thing, and i think we need to stay off of people's families. i don't care if it's left, right, or who the person s we don't make fun of their families. >> i agree with you. letterman made a mistake. dave should have thrown that joke out in rehearsal that day. i'm a comedian, but i have teenaged daughters a joke about a 30-year-old girl having sex with a teenager whether it is 14, 17 or 18 is not funny. the bottom line is forgiveness. when you apologize, people have to forgive you. glenn: thank you very much, jeff. the name of the book, again, is "how to really stink at work." jeffffffffffffffffff glenn: my new book "common sense, the case against an out-of-control government" is number one on "the new york times" best-seller list, number one on u.s.a. today's list as well. thank you for buying it. don't keep it on the shelf. when you're done, please pass it on to somebody else and have them pass it on as well. this is the -- th

david letterman's representatives have taken notice and he might even appear on letterman.ol dog. >> thanks, gurvir. >>> coming up on fox 5 morning news. an emotional star-studded memorial for the king of pop. but a day after the world came together toremember michael jackson. we're learnindetails in the investigation into his death just ahead. what was left off ofhis death certificate. >>> plus an unexpected guest crashing a late night news conference from marion barry's camp about his latest legal troubles. >>> and headlines about our economic troubles seems to have faded away. so are things getting better or worse?

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i think letterman got hurt and continues to get hurt with the palin business. >> he got hurt and shouldecause he was dealing with the kids. this is palin herself. bill: i think americans are getting tired of it? >> go for higher calling and people see you in waders. bill: can you mock any person in the public eye. we disagree. critical mass has been reached with the woman but we will see. you watched the michael jackson stuff all week. >> i did. how could i not. bill: did you pick up anything that disturbed you? >> i was disturbed that al sharpton didn't go far enough in his eulogy. i think michael jackson is not only a black i con. not only did he break down barriers between blacks and whites but if you saw "thriller," bill, between zombies and humans. bill: he did. he was all over the place. >> he is the man. he wrote "we are the world." bill: you are mocking al sharpton now. have you reached critical mass to mock al sharpton. >> no i'm never going to reach critical mass to mock al sharpton. bill: open season on both of them. >> they both have big hair. i like their hair. bill: we had

. >> david letterman, everybody. that is the "mashup." >>> michael jackson's doctor unable to answer the most basic question today, is he the father of two of the children? we're going to have a whole lot more on this coming up. >>> plus, disturbing new details about the pop star's death. we're knocking down rumors. we're trying to focus on facts. the very latest in the investigation when we come back. >>> a source involved with the investigation tells us jackson had, quote, numerous track marks on his arms and that those arms, quote, could certainly be consistent with a regular iv use of a drug like diprivan. as for jackson's body, the source said he had never seen anything like it in decades of investigative work. so many arthritis pain relievers -- i just want fewer pills and relief that lasts all day. take 2 extra strength tylenol every 4 to 6 hours?!? taking 8 pills a day... and if i take it for 10 days -- that's 80 pills. just 2 aleve can last all day. perfect. choose aleve and you can be taking four times... f

the david letterman thing. i mean, i don't want a joke czar, you know.t was a bad joke, a stupid joke. he apologized for it. i think sarah palin won in this thing, and i think we need to stay off of people's families. i don't care if it's left, right, or who the person s we don't make fun of their families. >> i agree with you. letterman made a mistake. dave should have thrown that joke out in rehearsal that day. i'm a comedian, but i have teenaged daughters a joke about a 30-year-old girl having sex with a teenager whether it is 14, 17 or 18 is not funny. the bottom line is forgiveness. when you apologize, people have to forgive you. glenn: thank you very much, jeff. the name of the book, again, is "how to really stink at work." jeff, thanks a lot. back in a second. when morning comes in the middle of the night... rooster crow. ...it affects your entire day. to get a good night's sleep, try 2-layer ambien cr. the first layer dissolves quickly to help you fall asleep. and unlike other sleep aids, a second dissolves slowly to help you stay asleep. when ta

if you thought david letterman would g easy on afterast month's bad joke, ll, you just don't know dave. here his last night. >> the category night, top ten messages on her answering machine -- well, there yo go. >>> know the letterman writers have to love sarah. no doubt she'll ge giving those guys more towork wit >>> next, the political pictur of the day. see thatguy? that's freshman congressman bobby bright in his home state of alabama, yes, he's holdina shirt that reads "fire congre." politico reports that bright was asked by a friendly gou to pose with the shirt at an independence day evt this weekend. his office explainedhehot op by saying the congrsm is always willing to mingleith constituents, and that he'll actually be keeping the shirt in his office as a symbol of who he works w, there's someone who can take a joke. >>> time r tonht's big number. michael ckson ishattering records in death, much as in life. before esterday, barack obama's inauguraon wasa ho isisi isia y mostatch video ever. how many streams yesterday? remember, 1.8 milli for the obama inauguration. the inaugura

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he will appear on the tonight show with david letterman. it is the very place where the beetles appeared on the ed sullivan show 45 years ago. >> he will perform and be interviewed by letterman. you can watch him here at 11:35 after 9news now at 11:00. and robert redford is reportedly a married man. a germany church says its pastor presided over a wedding between redford and his german partner last saturday at a luxury hotel. the 71-year-old actor and the 51-year-old artist have been together for at least seven years. >> 9news now at 6:00 is 15 minutes away. here's a look at what we have new for you tonight. the curtain went up today on the new museum at ford theater. we'll take you inside. plus, a resort home belonging to the woman behind the largest embezzlement scam in government history goes on the auction block. and about 100 children answer president obama's call to serve their community. we'll show you how tonight at 6:00. >> this is one of the nicest springs in recent history. when you talk about this time of year, look outside, it'

the david letterman show is shot there right now. he was on tour. the show he talked about michael jackson's deal to buy the publishing rights to the beatles catalogue. >> well, i did talk to him about it, but he kind blanked me on it. he kept saying that's just business, paul, you know. so, yeah, it is, and waited for a reply. but we never kind of got to it, and i thought, hmmm. so we kind of drifted apart. no big drift. he was a lovely man. >> interesting. the songs they worked on together is "the girl is mine" and "say, say, say." >>> 1.5 u.s. properties sbeenlt a state of foreclosure in the first six months of the year. 1.5 a million homes. jen's here. so what does that number mean for an a already-struggling housing market? good morning. >> good morning, robin. i wish i had better news for you on this. but basically the latest is that all the housing market problems are not going away, problems that we know are corroding the economy, but things are still getting steadily worse when it comes to foreclosure. that's both compared to last year and

this is on last night's late show with david letterman. listen. >> we had a really good time.made a couple records together. we did a video. and we're very good friends. it actually kind of fell apart a little bit later because he was talking to me and asking about business. and one of the things i said to him was think about getting into music publishing. and then he looked at me. he said i'm going to get yours. >> yeah. >> so, you know, i kind of thought -- oh, you! but he turned out to be true. which, you know, he has it together, i suppose. but what happened actually is then i started to ring him up. and i thought, okay, here's the guy historically placed to give mccartney a good deal at last. because we got signed when we were 21 singing in a bacally in liverpool. the deal remained the same. even though we made this company the most famous and hugely successful. i kept thinking it was time for a raise, you know? when you work, you know? >> yeah. >> and so it was great. i did talk to him about it. but he kind of blackmailed it. he kept saying that's just business, paul. yo

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it took over a week for dave rig letterman to win the first game as manager of the nationals. he got it and helped the nats with a six game losing skid five under his watch. >> they got great pitching combined with great defense. help from short stop guzman and the center fielder. riggleman earns his first victory as nats manager. he knew they were capable of putting it together. >> indicative of how we can play. so, pitching and defense were just off the charts for us and we got four hits, i believe, but timely hitting. >> good for him, orioles and bottom of the second. swisher with bases loaded, two outs. the yanks defeat the orioles 6- 4. bombers won six in a row. >>> d.c. divas, have you heard of them? the areas most successful football team. they posted a 67-17 record in the nine year history. they range from a police detective to a lawyer to a stay- at-home mom. the divas outscored opponents 309 to 84. they will play in the super bowl saturday in round rock, texas, against kansas city. the divas got there with a last minute come from behind 27-21 victory over boston in t

from the levy johnston scandal, to a seemingly endless of ethics complaints to the fe letterman.nstant companion. so she decided her state would be better off without her and all the costly scandals was getting in her job. >> with this announcement that i'm not seeking re-election, i thought it best to transfer the power to lieutenant governor parnell. >> the crowd was unsure why they were saying good-bye, but she has their vote. >> it breaks my heart because we voted for her and we believe in her. she's honest. and she was like a breath of fresh air. >> by the time she finally gave it all up yesterday and handed over her job as governor, no one could say palin hadn't dealt with more than her share of time in the spotlight. so what's a hockey mom to do now? get ready for more. palin 2.0, coming soon to a television near you. i'm neal karlinsky for "nightline" in fairbanks, alaska. >> our thanks to neal karlinsky. we'll be right back.