david letterman.rshop. and music from vampire weekend. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, no, he's the man. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, how you doing? well, that's very nice. hello, brooklyn. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] very happy to be here with you. thank you. thank you. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] you're very kind. i appreciate it. but -- i want you to -- i'd like you to be honest with me. how many of you -- how many of you are here for the electricity? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i figured. well, thank you for coming. it's our second night of a week of shows from the harvey theater at the brooklyn academy of music. i moved away from brooklyn 35 years ago when i was 9. it hasn't changed that much. same vegan bakeries, same toddlers drinking baby chinos in $2,000 strollers. it's really the same place. we had great sandwiches today. where did the sandwiches come fr

i like david letterman too.ant, jimmy page and john paul jones. you know the names, the three surviving members of led zeppelin. and you can watch "the kennedy center honors" this coming wednesday at 9:00/8:00 central here on cbs. we'll be right back. you're watching "cbs this morning." ♪ . =dj >>> when we showed you this videoesterd >>> when we showed you this video yesterday of an eagle snatching a child, and now we know it close to 500 hours on the video. bird experts say they always knew the video was fake because golden eagles tend to avoid populated areas. i bought it hook line and sinker. i heard in their class if they got 100,000 views they'd get an "a." it's well over that. we should put a qualifier on it. i said it's clear. the bird took the kid. i was wrong. i bought it. >> i was concerned about it when i saw it the fact that the camera went to ground. that they were hiding something. >>> that does it for us. up next, your local news. see you tomorrow on "cbs this morning." hackney with news headlines

>> jimmy: i'll let you know. >> more excited about letterman? i know that's true. you know what it is? familiarity breeds contempt. >> jimmy: it's true. >> it's true. i used to be jimmy's idol, every interview, howard stern is my hero. i listened to him growing up in brooklyn. like he grew up in brooklyn. he was 5 when he left! we're back here, jimmy grew up in brooklyn. he's coming home. he was 5 years old. [ laughter ] a nightmare, this whole thing, this whole experiment. >> jimmy: before you came out i shook hands where everyone in the section and i did not purel before i touched you. >> you are a brave man. jimmy, i know, is nervous about the big interview with letterman tomorrow. >> jimmy: i am. >> look, the big question is, when he was scoring with all those interns -- [ laughter ] -- right? don't you want to hear that? [ cheers and applause ] letterman is going to come out here, this is your big moment, you're going to be aroused, your hero will sit down and dave will sit there and you're going to sit there and everybody is going to say i

david letterman, dustin hoffman and led zeppelin head the list of this year's honors, america's highest cultural awards. honors, >>> this is the "cbs morning news" for monday, december 3, 2012. good morning. good to be with you. i'm terrell brown. negotiations continue today in washington to avoid the so-called fiscal cliff, but so far there's been more rhetoric than resolve. there's now less than a month to head off the automatic tax hikes and spending cuts that will kick in next year. john boehner said he can't believe the latest white house proposal. the obama administration insists there's no deal without a tax increase. susan mcginnis is in washington with details this morning. susan, good morning to you. >> reporter: good morning, terrell. it may appear the two sides are nowhere but these talks are expected to pick up dramatically very soon. december is here and as they say here in washington the lawmakers can smell the jet fumes meaning the planes taking them home for their holiday recess. what we're hearing there should be a deal by christmas. the white house is already decorate

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david letterman put on a unique show last week at ball state university. >> as jeff glor reports, theate show interviewed another tv legend oprah winfrey. >> when i look out at this audience i have the same thought each time, we really should charge for tickets. >> reporter: david letterman opened with a joke but this was no comedy show. for an hour and 40 minutes, letterman and oprah winfrey discussed everything from race to the abuse winfrey abused as a child. >> race continually -- continuously sexually molested from 10 to 14. >> reporter: winfrey talked about these issues before but never for a man for 16 years she refused to talk to at all. >> oprah and i have spent one night together, 16 years ago. 16 years ago. she hasn't spoken to me since. [ laughter ] that is my history with women in a nutshell. >> reporter: from 1989 to 2005 winfrey locked letterman out. >> i found out that oprah hated me. >> reporter: he said two years ago it's because he stuck winfrey with an old lunch bill. backstage, oprah told us it was something else. much has been made of this -- >> so-called feud. >

on a severe storm system pushing its way into the midwest and charlie rose sits down with david letterman for a rail interview. >>> that's it for the "morning news" on this thursday morning. appreciate you watching. i'm terrell brown in new york. take care, everybody. have a great day. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com

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honoree david letterman has more than 5,000 television broadcasts under his belt.e's being recognized for finding the humor in anything, even winning it honor. he talked about it on "the late show." >> when i stopped laughing, i was very excited. i'll tell you, because this is great for my family. they think i'm working at a jiffy lube in mexico. >> why not? >> reporter: people who cover the honors say there's more than comic relief at play. it's a break from partisan politics. >> at this moment when we're all tired from the election, you can see a break in the action. that adds to the momentousness of the evening. >> reporter: david letterman joked on his show that kennedy center honorees also receive an adjustable mattress and a new car. it was just a punch line, but they do get something else, a chance to nominate potential future honorees. randi. >> emily, thank you very much. >>> well, it's almost here. our live broadcast of cnn heros. it's our annual salute to those who make life better for those in need. here's gloria estefan. take a look. >> i love cnn hero

. >> how was it interviewing letterman? >> jimmy: david letterman?>> it was pretty crazy for me. >> you might know this about us, but i met jimmy over 25 years ago. my real name is carson. he refused to call me carson because his infatuation with letterman is something that he's had forever. he literally would not call me carson. to watch you finally sit there and interview him was one of the greatest things i've seen. you were fantastic. [ applause ] it was great. >> jimmy: we've known each other since you were 12 years old and then you were my intern at a radio station. we worked together in palm springs, california. i met your parents and that's how we met, for those of us who care. carson used to babysit my daughter. >> i think people think you gave me my big breaking but it's really been a life of torture. i see all these big hollywood stars and congratulate you on 11:30 and i'm not so happy about it. >> jimmy: why? >> because you've tortured me on a budget so long and now you're going to become probably the most powerful man in television and i

we've got dave letterman alongside one of the grittest ballerinas of all time. don't think dave dances. we'll never forget buddy playing "sweet home chicago" in this very room back in february and him and a few others forcing me to sing along, which was just okay. i worked with the speechwriters. there's no smooth transition from ballet to led zeppelin. we're trying to work the "stairway to heaven" metaphor, and it didn't work. of course, these guys also redefined the rock 'n' roll lifestyle. we do not have video of this. but there was some hotel rooms trashed and mayhem all around. so it's fitting that we're doing this in a room with windows that are about three inches thick. and secret service all around. so guys, let's just settle down. these paintings are valuable. >> good job by president obama or his speechwriters. now, before the ceremony, former kennedy center honoree actress meryl streep and secretary of state hillary clinton met up at the artists dinner. well, they caught themselves taking their own picture. by the way, i can see meryl playing hillary

i think that adds to the momentousness of the evening. >> reporter: david letterman joked on his showhat kennedy center nominees receive an adjustable mattress and a new car. that may have been a punchline but they do receive the chance to nominate potential future honorees. elmly schmidt, cnn, washington. >>> well, cnn newsroom with don lemon is coming up in a few minutes. you have talks and tons of stuff going on. >> we are going to have a political conversation on the pending fiscal cliff and why can't we all just get along. elsie granderson is going to weigh in. also, lots of people have seen this picture. the new york city police officer giving a homeless man boots, but i talked to our human expert whether we are supposed to be naughty or nice this holiday season. >>> and the nfl players, some nfl players, are they taking swrrks viagra as a sports performance enhancing drugs? >>> and you have to see my icon with legend pat boon who talked about moving out with mare rin monroe for moral reasons, much like angus on "two and a half men." >> they wanted me to make a movie with marlyn

david letterman says he's not worthy.ee along with dustin >> your realtime captioner: linda marie macdonald >>> h,everyone. 7:25 your time. i'm frank mallicoat. we'll get you caught up with some bay area headlines now. the wet windy weather finally taking a bit of a break. but the effects of several days of rain lingering in parts of the bay area. that includes this monster sinkhole. this is on mountain view drive in lafayette. not too far from downtown. it also ruptured water and sewer equipment which has to be repaired before workers can start rebuilding that street. it's going to take a while. >> the battle over thomas kinkade's estate continues today in a san jose courtroom. the case pits the artest's girlfriend against his wife. each claims the right to his paintings and other possessions. he died this is monte sereno home this past april. >>> traffic and weather and some dry weather to talk about for a change coming up after the break. ,, >>> good morning from the traffic center. let's head to 101 at northbound wher

this year, best of hoffman and david letterman. -- dustin hoffman and david letterman. [applause] >> david letterman. >> natalia mackarova. [applause] >> led zepliln. [applause] -- led zeplin. ♪ >> ladies and of lead, the president of the united states and mrs. michelle obama. [applause] >> hello. hello. thank you. thank you. thank you so much. thank you. thank you. thank you. great. everybody please have a seat. thank you. good evening, everybody. you all look lovely. welcome to the white house on a night when i am no where close to being the main attraction. thank you, david rubenstein, michael kaiser, and the kennedy center trusties and everyone who has worked so hard to hold president kennedy's commitment to supporting the arts. i also want to recognize another one of president kennedy's amazing legacy, and that is his wonderful daughter, caroline, who is here tonight. [applause] none of this would be possible without the co-chairs of the president's committee on arts and humanities, george stevens. there he is. [applause] and his son, michael. where did michael go?

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the one i like was on the david letterman show. letterman says you and mitt romney don't like each other, why not? and he said, when we were kids together in kenya growing up and that kind of humor really makes an impact on people because they like it. chris: it's self deprecating, taking the biggest charge against you. >> i'm going with the kerry. the setup thing was terrible but when kerry said you've got a lot of losers up here, it was funny, because the zingers are best when they're not planned. >> you calling him mr. president was funny. >> it's the self deprecating thing. chris: loser is a pretty good word. >> i'm staying with ron paul. the republicans are only going to win the presidency when they stop letting people run who adjust to raise their speaking fees. chris: but it's free to get in. >> anyone can grow up to be president. chris: on a more serious note, our next nominations are for backbone. we have to say that the heroic teachers in newtown, connecticut, and first responders, won every american's highest regard but

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letterman keeps twisting that knife into mr. mitt. and this is "hardball," the place for politics. >>> back to "hardball." now to the sideshow. we all know mr. potter. remember him from "it's a wonderful life"? he's the greedy businessman. definitely not known for his empathy. here's a refresher. >> now take this here to ernie bishop. you know, the fella that sits around all day on his brains. i happen to know the bank turned down this loan. but he comes here and we're building him a house worth $5,000. what does that get us? a lazy rabble in stead of a thrifty working lad. >> well, mr. potter has made his way into the debate to cutting for medicare and social security. check out this ad. it's john boehner meets henry potter. >> what will happen if house speaker john boehner gets his way on the budget? welcome to boehnerville. where the rich won't pay their fair share. our children's educations will be cut. medicare, medicaid, and social security will be put at risk. and the economic recovery would falter. call your member of congress

the last time i remember that was dave letterman during 9/11, when he was supremely emotional.n to a time where it felt okay to laugh again. it is a tough job for those guys. >> even at a loss for words. and seeking some kind of comfort. >>> all eyes were on a happy couple at the white house. it wasn't the obamas, though. >> a u.s. marine made history by proposing to his boyfriend in the grand foyer after a holiday tour. it is believed to be the first same-sex proposal ever to take place at the white house. captain matthew phelps says his engagement has been well-received by his marine corps peers. >> it's not clear if the president knows about the engagement. the white house declined to comment. >> it's nice in a year that the president came out and supported same-sex marriage. >>> and the holiday spirit lives on. a certain santa claus went to this walmart in south houston and paid off several layaway accounts that were toys only. sandra garza owed over 300 bucks when the store called her to say it was all paid. >> and in north carolina, santa paid off five layaway accounts, h

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members of led zeppelin, david letterman, dustin hoffman and many others. we'll have that and much more coming up this monday morning on "first look." and a very good morning to you. i'm veronica de la cruz. one solution being heard more and more about solving the nation's financial showdown could be actually allowing the deadline to pass and letting america go over the fiscal cliff. that would allow tax rates to rise on everybody. then congress could come back after the new year and cut taxes on everyone but the wealthy. nbc's mike viqueira has the story. >> reporter: administration optimism for a deal. but only if republicans give in on raising rates for the wealthy. >> you think we'll get a deal by the end of the year? >> i do. the only thing that stands in the way of a deal right now is if a group of republican members decide they're going to block the deal because they want to extend tax cuts. we can't afford for the wealthiest 2% of americans. >> reporter: john boehner dug in. no rate rises on anyone. >> the president's idea of a negotiation is roll o

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i love you, david letterman. [ applause ] >> that is great.night. >> that is one of my favorite shows. we never miss it every year. >> so many comedians feel that way about david letterman. >> i know. i know, he garners real respect. >> and sam, i know all weathermen feel that way about you. >> thank you, sir. i love me some david letterman, i swear to you to -- to you, i just think he's fantastic. >> were you rocking to led zeppelin this morning. come on. the image of me head-banging to led zeppelin is an image. let's deal with pictures from early this morning, a little bit of fog on the old i-90, northwest of chicagoland. yeah, this is going to be a problem, already when you see traffic backed up like that in the early morning hours and you know that eight states are near zero visibility here. this is an issue. we've got so much warm air across the country, with this, the moisture in the air, we just develop this fog that lasts, well, well past where it should be in the morning. look at these numbers. 81 in dallas. 75 in new orleans. 74 in a

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that was letterman. >> you should say that. >> i just did! [ laughter ] >>> around the bay area we have some good rain coming in and this cold front is a slow- moving system but we are starting to see that slide into parts of the north bay. let's check your high-def doppler radar. you can see some heavy rainfall now sliding in coming down like canned ham there! that's right. it's really starting to dump in parts of the north bay right now along the 101. you can see the yellows and the oranges there. it is really dumping, some of the north bay mountains already nearly 4" of rain. we'll see a lot of heavy rainfall. if it's not in your rainfall, cool temperatures, rain continuing on and off throughout the day and periods of rain through the weekend. we'll have a series of systems slide on through. so here's your cold front that's making its way through the bay area behind all those cold speckled clouds and tomorrow morning could see a good wallop from this system that's off the coastline but rain and wind today, wind advisories san francisco on

among the hopbrys, david letterman, -- the honorees david letterman. >> on a personal note i will never forget, buddy, playing "skeet home chicago" in this -- "sweet home chicago" in this room and a few others forcing me to sing along can which was just okay. he joked with the led zeppelin members saying he appreciated them not trashing the rooms at the white house. >>> our storm watch coverage continues. the effects felt throughout the south bay. >> one bay area driver, he earns a tough lesson. what he was trying to avoid when he drove right into this mess. >> a reminder to get ktvu news to go on your smart phone. catch all of our newscasts live. be connected any time, anywhere [ male announcer ] this december, remember -- ♪ you can stay in and like something... ♪ [ car alarm deactivates ] ♪ ...or you can get out there with your family and actually like something. ♪ the lexus december to remember sales event is on, offering some of our best values of the year. this is the pursuit of perfection. i'd like to thank eating right, whole grain, multigrain cheerios! my bowl, my spoons! mom, a

>>> in other news, david letterman, i love david letterman.itution at this point. he opened up on cbs this morning speaking to charlie rose and says he has really battled with depression. and who knew? this is someone who makes so many other people happy. he's been pretty skeptical about taking depression medication. so it's been quite a battle that he's dealing with. but it's just terrific that he opened up about it, because it's a battle so many americans have, that people have. >> it will be interesting to see what he does. his contract is up in 2014, but they say a lot of comedians do have a darker side. they have that jovial funny person you see on tv. a lot going on underneath. >> his rumor is a little acidic. >>> and lastly here, gangnam style, the most watched video. the south korean rapper now, to show you how successful that song has been. he bought a $1.25 million condo in l.a., and may not be a lot by hollywood standards. but he did pay for it in cash. so he rode that little horsey all the way to a cash paid for condo in l.a. gangn

among the hopbrys, david letterman, -- the honorees david letterman. >> on a personal note i will never forget, buddy, playing "skeet home chicago" in this -- "sweet home chicago" in this room and a few others forcing me to sing along can which was just okay. he joked with the led zeppelin members saying he appreciated them not trashing the rooms at the white house. >>> our storm watch coverage continues. the effects felt throughout the south bay. >> one bay area driver, he earns a tough lesson. what he was trying to avoid when he drove right into this mess. >> a reminder to get ktvu news to go >>> this treetopelled on top of a toyota prias. as you can see from this photo the entire tree, roots and all, fell over, bringing with it part of the sidewalk there. >>> the southbound also got a real soaking. matt keller continues our storm coverage where drivers were caught off guard. >> reporter: late this morning it was a bad time to be on the roads. a man, woman, young child were inside of this white jetta. stuck in the flooded intersection. >> have they told you what they are going to do w

and letterman is under contract until 2014. who knows how it will play out.fling that late night deck. we know how the last time went with conan. hopefully lessons learned over there at the peacock network. >>> talking about money, mark zuckerberg is planning a large gift to charity. get this, he's going to donate nearly $500 million in company stocks to a silicon valley charity with the intention of providing funds for health and education. so we're seeing that effort by bill gates and others, warren buffett, sort of the country's richest people donating most of their wealth to help others. so i say well done. he's got the money. >> that's for sure. also on a sadder note, we wanted to let folks know that the public memorial for singer jenni rivera will be held today. 10:00 a.m. california time at gibson amphitheater. the burial will be private but this is a chance for the public to grieve. she passed away in that plane crash on december 9. we wanted to send our thoughts and prayers to her family. >>> and last but not least, hbo is going to present a document

we've got dave letterman alongside one of the greatest ballerinas of all time. think dave dances. there's no smooth transition from ballerina to led zeplin. we do not have video of this. but there was some hotel rooms trashed. and it's fitting that we're doing this in a room with windows that are about three inches thick. >> the night was filled with performances and heartfelt congratulations. it was a star-studded night. hillary clinton taking this picture with meryl streep. >> you want to win the world series. do you quit, 1-0? no. you keep going. you keep going. do you quit when you're done 1-0 in debates?

. >> david letterman stupid human tricks and top ten list are join the ranks of american cultural achievement. a late night comedian received this year's kennedy honors. dustin hoffman, president obama honored all the recipients to a ceremony in washington, d.c. they will air on cbs the day after christmas. >>> and south koresn pop star one big for his hid gang am -- could the raiders stop -- he might have taken a step back. we'll show you in a minute, next music's, ready ! share the harmony... she'll be here soon ! she'll love this ! share a sweeter welcome... hey, hola, cómo estás ? hello, hey everyone. es un pla-cer co-no-cer-te. encantada. share everything. this holiday get verizon's share everything plan. unlimited talk, text and shareable data... ... across your family's devices, all in one plan. get a droid razr m by motorola for $49.99. when i take a picture of this check, it goes straight to the bank. oh. oh look the lion is out! no mommy no! don't worry honey, it only works on checks. deposit checks from your smartphone with chase quickdeposit. just snap a picture, hit send and done

the recipients included david letterman, dustin hoffman and the surviving members of led zeppelin. president is the addressing defense issues nationally and globally. he told boyko borisov, they talk plan on talking about leadership in nato as well as involvement with the international security assistance force in afghanistan. the president will speak at the cooperative stlet reduction symposium at the national defense university. that program is based on a law that was response orders by senator sam nunn and is aimed a lot of weapons of mass destruction in former soviet union states. he will talk about the progress in the specific area of national defense. and the election was nearly a month ago, but many states are still tallying their ballots. the united states election project is gathering some of that data and as found 28 states are reporting their official and final results. according to that samples size 59% of eligible voters cast their ballots this november and in nevada .6% voted for none of the above in the presidential race. >> that's the only state allowing that option

now david letterman is confessing all and to whom? think he's the funniest guy i've ever known, just flat out. if you go to see him do a nightclub act, just the funniest. the smartest, wonderful observations. and very appealing as a comic. therefore, the fact that he's also maybe the most insecure person i've ever known, i could never reconcile that. >> there you go. not only am i going to give you a compliment about how you're the funniest guy i've ever known, you're also the most insecure. how will leno respond? who knows? but they've been going back and forth for quite some time. >>> finally in "the skinny," there is another hollywood hookup. shia labeouf getting it on with his nymphomaniac co-star mia goth. >> nymphomaniac, that's the people who set things on fire, right? >> no, it's not. that has to do with love, a little bit of love. >> i tried to get her to define it. >> a lot of love, right, willis? i don't want to call her a nymphomaniac because it's the name of their movie. that's what they're starring in together, so this i

and now jay used to come on every five to six weeks on the letterman show. i got him on the merv griffin show a billion times. that's what happened. it doesn't hurt you if you bring on the new guy because you want to see somebody knew. when johnny carson was the host. we didn't know johnny carson. high exsoughted vatican leader. when jay leno took over, it was one of us. and wen said okay, our guy is is in. yea! and it would be like bill closinggetting in and the door to james carville. >> bill: you were down in the -- i didn't see you though. you were in tampa. >> we couldn't get on the floor and get press passes. >> bill: they wouldn't let you in because you would mock them. >> i didn't realize that was their objection. >> bill: why should we let this guy in he is going to mock us? >>is the dnc put us up this is true in south carolina. >> bill: you took their money. >> they did not allow us to be -- they wouldn't even put us in a hotel in state. we were set up in south carolina. and the north carolina peoplepl i will tell you i will say, this the nicest pe

and david letterman didn't need to make a joke to get a laugh. >> hon toast god, isn't that. he did the top ten signs your dog is a bad driver. >> crosses four lanes of traffic to go after a squirrel. >> and imagining the future. i see dogs in cars cutting me off and flipping me the paw. >> look i know you have a license do you have a learner's permit. do you have permits? >> hit the break not eat the cake. >>> and we have a representative with a dog that will not be driving because he would not see above the dashboard. this cody. >> sure. >> he is 7 years old a senior dog and a yorkie a quiet home would be ideal for him. >> a lot of people have been falling in love with them this morning. now before we get to the things that you brought in over the holiday can we talk about the studio, the weirdest things but it is that a good idea? >> you know i had seen the pictures i thought it was a dog propped up. >> no they're driving t tkrofrbs that they are smart and if you give them a job and active they will be happy you want them to be safe. they are like a 3 year old. whatever yo

david letterman. >> what can i do for you? that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no. >> you don't?