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san francisco congresswoman, nancy pelosi, in "david letterman." the top things you never knew about the house of representatives >>> 19 representatives have gone on to become president. ten have gone ton to manage a siz zers. every month, we are tested for steroids. members tap silverware against water glasses to encourage the house leaders to kiss. the tea party isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. >> that was classic. >> strong stuff. always a pleasure and always an honor to be on the top ten list and she nailed it. >> i think she even said they have -- the house of representatives has the power to eliminate late night hosts. >> to impeach late night hosts. >> letterman was like, what are you waiting for? >>> we continue to follow breaking news for you. the vehicle listed in a state-wide amber alert has been spotted in southern california. police looking for a newborn baby boy taken from his home in sunnyvale yesterday by his father. bob redell is talking to police right now. he is going to have the very latest details next. >>> and, there are

david letterman. jimmy fallon. jimmy kimmem. and stephen colbert. that's right!inated for a people's choice award. i have always wanted to win a people's choice award ever since i heard they still existed. and now folks, my dream may come true. i may finally take home the coveted-- i want to say crystal vagina? i'm not sure what that is, nice, nice, whatever it is. folks, i love it. because this is the only award chosen by the people. finally a show that celebrates america's life of liking things. of course "the colbert report" is a team effort so really this nomination is for everyone on my staff who hosts the show. (laughter) and, and i've got some stiff competition. i respect all of these guys. may the best man win but as a journalist, i would be remiss not to tell you about their sordid past. for starters the jimmies are a personal friends of mine. but did you know that neither of them is really named jimmy? both of them were born james, uh-huh. what else are they lying to you about? and there is no greater fan of david letterman that yours truly but he kills

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i remember i watched your interview on the letterman show there was a time of $100 billion it. >> it was the presidency of johnson the first federal budget in our history of one ended billion dollars everybody can pass at the thought. >> now doesn't seem ts at the thought. >> now doesn't seem that way it doesn't look like the republicans are hoping us. >> that i was asked asked, speaking of my other books at fort leavenworth leavenworth, the military base, not the prison, 40 dendritic they the majors from around the world somebody asked what is the biggest problem that i worry about when they go to bet at night? american weakness. that to model feat the american economy in europe. there is no way to visit the deficits are to have but that we are incurring without sending out a signal to the world this country will the the what it was in the past. people take the message is see a. then eisenhower was president i served spending 10 percent gdp and defense today is less than 4%. end the said bill that goes to the world with sequestration could yvette of the defense budget out of a tenur

as you saw i was the guest show on "the late show with david letterman."ou'll see the interview was off the cuff as they come on late night. here was my conversation about the time in africa with the peace corps. >> i figured i was teaching democracy and capitalism while jake is over in latin america doing the opposite. i felt romantic about it. i hitchhiked through africa like this all alone as a white guy. and i thought it was an experience of a lifetime. everybody who's been in the peace corps say it's the greatest experience of their life. speaking zulu for years. >> do you still speak it? >> yeah, i can still do a little. about halfway through my two years in a bar, i ask fake my way. i got enough of this. it was a tough language. >> and you never know when you're going to have to go into the zulu these days. >> it always comes in handy. very long night, maybe. >> the zulu joking aside, we got to health care. here was that exchange. >> i'm sick of talking about obama care. it's made me physically sick to talk about health care. what happened? what wen

exhibit a, and we're going to -- courtesy david letterman here, is this. >> let's check in with governor christie on the campaign trail. take a look. >> well, then i have no interest in answering your question. >> first off, it's none of your business. >> your rear end is going to get thrown in jail, idiot. >> let me tell you this. you should really see me when i'm pissed. >> are you stupid? >> chris christie, reasonable republican. >> he does like to point his finger. this got a lot of play over the weekend when he was giving a hard time to one of the teachers who came out to see him. let me ask you both really quickly. does he have the temperament to win the nomination? >> you know, who knows. we'll see. one of the things we know is being in the national spotlight is way different from being even under an intense state spotlight. so we'll see how that is moving forward. we don't know that he's going to run against mrs. clinton. we don't know who's going to run on the republican side. but i think based upon the last 12 hours, that he's probably in the best position of all republicans as

david letterman would do thigh master jokes. we sold over ten million at last count.t into this whole entrepreneursh entrepreneurship. when i was doing three's company i got branding and nobody was doing thatç back then. i said chrissy snow has a distinct look and we should sell ponyta ponytails and head bands. they said this is about the show. now i get to do it on my own terms. she was a bankable, brandable character that never really had an opportunity to be so. i now brand suzanne somers. suzanne somers has a point of view, and that is we're living on a polluted planet and my niche is organic toxic free. i have toxic free makeup. toxic free skin care. toxic free household cleaners and beauty products. >> tell me about your jobs. >> i got fired on three's company for asking to be paid commence rate with the men. i had the number one show and the highest demographics. >> you were the star. let's face it. >> there were two important characters. after i got over the depression of being fired at the height of my success, i decided i would neverç work for anybody ever

he stuffed the donut in his mouth on letterman but we will have to answer questions, there will be health questions -- [ talking at the same time ] >> folks like you, all the liberates are praising him -- >> right. >> he is not tea party. [ talking at the same time ] >> the republican establishment -- [ talking at the same time ] >> the number one republican in the country, mitt romney. >> mitt romney likes him. >> he didn't pick him for vp. >> he is a talented guy but already been in brawls. this is going to be a blood bath. and he is going into iowa and places like that -- [ talking at the same time ] >> he has personality. people like people with personality. >> you have to answer all the questions -- [ talking at the same time ] >> okay. okay. >> another race this week. >> thank you. we love you and you are spectacular. >> virginia's new governor. he defeated the state's outgoing attorney general. the race was a bruiser. he has never held elective office. but once led the democratic national committee. for his statewide race he outspent his opponent by $14 million. the attack ads were

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but david letterman says he's not sure who he'll support. >> bill clinton said he thought it was timean to become president of the united states. we have his entire statement regarding being time for a president to be a woman here in the united states. here is the whole statement. it's fascinating. watch this. >> i hope we have a woman president in my lifetime and i think it would be a good thing for the world as well as for america. as far as possible candidates goes, i suggest jessica alba, scarlett johansson, beyonce, kate upton, shakira or my wife. in no particular order. a message from -- >> can't argue with the president. now, finally ron burgundy visited conan last night to promote his new book. and there were more than a few revelations including one that really turned some heads. >> it says in the book that you slept with bruce lee. >> i did. >> i slept with bruce lee? >> i did. it wasn't a homosexual thing. the height of being manly. nothing against homosexuals. but it was just two men and it was fast and furious. much the way he fights. he's like two wolverines going at it

david letterman is excited about chris christie's re-election. >> let's check in with governor chrisn the campaign trail. take a look. >> i have no interest in answering your question. >> you know what? first off, it's none of your business. >> your rear end will get thrown in jail. >> let me tell you this, you know what? >> you should really see me -- >> chris christie, reasonable republican. >>> my favorite game show, the price is right. one contestant couldn't contain her excitement about getting on stage withdrew carey. >> ahh! yeah! ye yes! ah! whew! oh, i love you! i love him! oh, my god! thank you so much! >> the wig looks good. that's a good-looking wig. >> we good now? >> that's good. >> okay. >> i'm ready. >> i love the absolute no self consciousness on that one. just put it right on. i had some people say please, please don't show my price is right again. we spared you this time. >>> still ahead on "way too early" what motivated you to vote or why didn't you cast your ballot? your best tweets coming up and "morning joe" live from d.c. sam is there. hi, michael. see you in