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>> after decades of coming up with jokes with david letterman his writers agree.eing funny is serious work. >> if we look at couple of hundred jokes only 16 or 17 are going to get on the air. >> all just generating mounds and mounds of servings. >> get turned in to television like this bit. >> time to check in with bruce and linda see what is coming up saturday, kids, take it away. >> befuddled viewers were calling in to cbs. >> you probably heard right way and wrong way to brush your teeth. >> head writer matt roberts. >> they would have ridiculous, court sort, i don't know if b level is being generous. >> preparing a safety lesson and saturday on the weekend late show. >> then we started to get people contacting cbs affiliates. >> where can i see them? why don't we get the weekend late show. >> what is the common denominator of the ideas that are immediate winners, just know they're winners? >> hitting the right line on the mid point of smart and silly. >> writers, steve young. >> something that's not purely nonsense but something that's not soberly intellectual

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you'll have to find out coming up on letterman.s a tease. >> that is an excellent tease. >> maybe it's like the soap operas. he comes back. >> then when he find out the grass isn't greener on the other side, they make him come back. >>> could the sanford women come back to the sweet 16 and join the men? the sharks go across ,,,,,,,,,,, unrelated note, the raiders >>> the san jose sharks clinch the playoff spot for the 10th straight season. on an unrelated note the raiders haven't been there since 2002. the blocked three shots, the third one before he has to leaf the game. we go to a -- leave the game. we go to a shootout where halak gives up his first shootout goal ever. james shepherd to end the game. sharks clinch the playoff spot with a point but lose the second straight game in the shootout, a final 2-1. >>> the teammates getting the riot act looking to get into the sweet 16. that's a lead by 16 at the break. wouldn't be a highlight without shanay, nice speed. stanford wins and will host the game at naples in the sweet 16. >>>

president jimmy carter stopping by david letterman late last night. he said russia taking over crimea was inevitable. letterman asked that the u.s. could pull off some expansion of its own. >> if the u.s. decided they wanted windsor, ontario, which is just across the river from detroit. and we went up there and we sent our tanks in, could we get away with that? >> i doubt that the people in montrÉal would approve. [laughter] ♪ >> this is "lunch money" on bloomberg television. also streaming live on bloomberg.com. i'm adam johnson. what is arguably the most talked about court battle in media right now. the streaming service area, taking on the top broadcasters. streaming broadcast tv to your mobile device. they are expected to submit a brief on wednesday. john ehrlichman recently sat down with the ceo, asking him if he anticipated all the legal hurdles. >> the thing i didn't anticipate were going to happen, like the direct impact of the association with the cloud. if i had taken a moment to step back and say, wow, which you never do. a lot of those thi

even david letterman asked me about it friday night. >> let me ask you about the missing airliner. a week later, puff. like a david copper field thing where did it go. >> it lock looks to me. this is speculation it looks to me like pilot suicide. there is no terror act. when you commit a terror act you want everybody to know. >> no one really has come forward, have they? >> no. and the guys turned off the transponders in the plane. you have to do turn them off manually. somebody did that. and it looks like this guy veered off and went 400 miles another direction. is he not lost. these things fly themselves. so it looks to me like a pilot suicide. >> now, as i stated, that is speculation. and i don't like to do that here on the factor. it's okay on an entertainment show. on a news program we try to stay factual. however, there is no question that many americans want to hear all kinds of theories about what might have happened to the plane. based upon all the information we have now i can say i believe the jet is at the bottom of the indian ocean. of course, i could be wrong. we will

i think mccain is doing letterman this week. it is positive for republicans to do things like this because it shows people they can be funny and they don't take themselves too seriously and appeals to the younger generation which the republican party desperately needs. instead of criticizing the president there are plenty of areas to criticize the president on today, take note of this and think maybe we should appear more fun as a party. >> you know, gop congressman sent out this tweet. instead of wasting time with parody interview he should be focusing on finding answers regarding benghazi. >> i can't even dignify that tweet with any kind of response. benghazi, obamacare, irs, fill in the blank scandal that those on the far right want to target the president with, they will use any excuse to bring it up every time. as abby just talked about presidents and politicians these days cannot rely on the big three networks and can't rely on oall of us in cable television. they need to reach to other outlets. they get information from t

he told david letterman that it is his choice. >> we've known since last year.test gigs for me in my entire career. last year my contract was up. and i was ready to move on. >> charles told letterman he's looking forward to the next chapter of his life but he has no plans yet. >>> the johnny weir divorce is getting ugly. his husband victor claiming that weir removed many luxury items from their home, including 20 furs, 40 bags, and several berkins. >> he also insists he was the primary caregive of their dog, which he wants back. and he wants financial support. both of them are charging emotional abuse. >> all right. let's take a look at one celebrity birthday today. queen of soul, aretha franklin, she turned 72. happy birthday. happy birthday. and so does bill, an identity thief who stole mary's identity, took over her bank accounts, and stole her hard-earned money. unfortunately, millions of americans just like you learn all it may take is a little misplaced information to wreak havoc on your life. this is identity theft. and no one helps stop it better than li

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i like the alternative it having it go down letterman and extend to the transit center. thank you. >> thank you. >> maria, jared. >> thank you. my name is maria and i'm here to speak about the elimination of the 36 terrace cita and my family has lived there. we encouraged him to not use the car and walk two blocks to walk to the bus to run his errands that he wants to do independently. as previous speakers have said, the blocks are steep and increasing the walk for him is going to make it difficult and it's going to encourage him to continue to drive which we do not want him to do so. and i don't think our story is a unique one. there's been many people talking about the hardship for the seniors but having lived in san francisco all my life, i i think it's important to think of the resident. if you eliminate them, you're telling them to use only cars and that is antithetical to our transit first policy through out the city. finally, i've been listening to all the remarks and i think it's deceptive to say that you're increasing services if you can do so by eliminating pub

last night, david letterman and jon stewart had fun at his expense. the subject of the new play, "camp david" opener here on march 21st. this is "hardball," the place for politics. by posting them to. oh, i like that one. it's so quick! it's just like my car insurance. i saved 15% in just 15 minutes. i saved more than that in half the time. i unfriend you. that's not how it works. that's not how any of this works. [ male announcer ] 15 minutes for a quote isn't how it works anymore. with esurance, 7 1/2 minutes could save you on car insurance. welcome to the modern world. esurance. backed by allstate. click or call. >>> the government reform committee apologized to elijah cummings. he phoned him at home and apologized for his conduct after the chairman cut off his microphone as he tried to speak at the end of a hearing wednesday on the irs affair. house democrats called on the house to sanction him for his conduct, a measure that failed as republicans failed to back him. we'll be right back. means advanced technology. we learned that technology allows

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