letterman or leno? >> oh, goodness. i don't know. >> or conan. what if conan is the first one to retire? >> i think leno is. it seems like leno will take his cars, go off the air and just do his own thing. >> here's the thing. leno will go on the road. he works in vegas every weekend. he's on the road constantly. he spends not one dime of his television money. he only lives on his comedian money. because he's smart. how do you like that? >> what does he do with his television money? >> he stores it in the cars, i don't know. >> he's thinking of buying oprah. >> this was so much fun to see you guys. thank you. come again. >> be more sincere. >> i'm serious. if you're in new york city saturday, catch caroline rhea at the new york comedy festival performing in "afterbirth," the new york comedy festival. stories you won't read in a parenting magazine. it must be funny if it got afterbirth in it. >> andrea martin. dana gould. >>> i'm sorry, but it's time for your appointment. >> and what appointment would this be? >> your haircut appointment with mr.

letterman or leno? they're in the same age bracket. like us. >> you know what, i swear to god.our age is on the tip of my tongue. >> we can bleep anything. >> faye dunaway once said to me, people our age. i said, excuse me. i'm in my 40s, you're over 100. do not combine our ages. >> who do you think will retire first? letterman or leno? >> oh, goodness. i don't know. >> what is conan is the first one to retire? >> it seems like leno will take his cars, go on the road and do his own thing. >> leno works in vegas. he spends not one dime of his television money. lives on the comedian money. >> what does he do with the television money? >> he stores it in the cars, i don't know. >> he's thinking of buying oprah. >> this was so much fun to see you guys. come again. >> be more sincere. >> i'm serious. if you're in new york city saturday, catch caroline rhea at the new york comedy festival. stories you won't read in a parents magazine. >>> i'm sorry, but it's time for your appointment. >> what appointment would that be? >> your hair cut appointment with mister stephanie. >> uncle jess

letterman or leno or conan? what if conan was the firgs one to retire. >> it seems that conan is going to go off the air and do his own thing. >> here's the thing. leno works on the road every weekend and is on the road constantly. he spent not only lives on his comedian money. >> what does doe with his television money? he stores it in the cars. doi noent. >> he's thinking of buying oprah. >> this is so much fun. >> it's funny. >> stories you won't read in a parenting magazine. it must be funny if it's got afterbirth in it. >> why do i need to pay? >> do it because you want to. >> that looks like a retirement movie. joining me is sir ian mckellen. what do i call you? >> ian, please. otherwise, i'll call you ms. behar. >> just joy. >> joy? >> yeah. because ben kingsley, he insists on sir ben kingsley. >> no i would prefer to not be separated out from everybody else. >> yeah, and let's talk about the trouble that we're having passing a gay marriage laws in this country because i know that you are a very articulat

letterman or leno? they're in the same age bracket. like us. >> you know what, i swear to god. your age is on the tip of my tongue. >> we can bleep anything. >> faye dunaway once said to me, people our age. i said, excuse me. i'm in my 40s, you're over 100. >> who do you think will retire first? >> oh, goodness. i don't know. >> what is conan is the first one to retire? >> it seems like leno will take his cars, go on the road and do his own thing. >> he spends not one dime of his television money. lives on the comedian money. >> what does he do with the television money? >> stores nit the cars, i don't know. >> he's thinking of buying oprah. >> this was so much fun to see you guys. come again. >> be more sincere. >> i'm serious. if you're in new york city saturday, catch caroline rhea at the new york comedy festival. stories you won't read in a parents magazine. >>> i'm sorry, but it's time for your appointment. >> what appointment would that be? >> your hair cut apimt with mister stephanie. >> uncle jesse doesn't want to play beauty parlor. >> yes, he does. >> know he doesn't.