ok, lettin' out the pants, lettin' out the pants... don't know how to do that. [doorbell rings] fabulous. they're here. [sportscaster calling game] hi. hey, carrie. you look great. oh, thanks. you guys, too. hey, carrie, i may have solved the problem. what if i iron up my black sweats? no one will know the difference. don't think so. what's going on? he had 2 months to try on his tux, but he waited till 10 minutes ago, and now his pants don't fit. see, that's the way you're supposed to look. trying my tux on 2 months ago was not gonna make me 6'5" and black. don't remind me. we're gonna be so late. kel, do you know how to sew? no, but he does. beautiful. sew like the wind. no problem. kel, come upstairs. help me finish getting ready. so, where'd you learn to sew? national guard. they teach you to knit little booties, too? no, but they taught me how to kill a man with a thumb to the eyeball. just take 'em out about 2 inches is fine. you know you're good friends with someone when you're willing to shove your arm up their pantyhose. how can every pair have a run in