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news with me leo kearse am joined by the beauty full scottish bruce devlin and amazing american lewis schaefer about beautiful i'm beautiful too? well, yeah, you've a certain, certain charisma. anyway, ladies , with the actual stories with the observer now and rishi is criticised for his plans to , put criticised for his plans to, put the children of illegal immigrants in cages. listen, putin in cages is a fantastic idea. don't just do it to refugee children across the channel. do it to all, everywhere, every pub in the uk should have a cage open by. you can just fling these little branson , get them in there, have branson, get them in there, have a pain in peace. nobody's going to knock over the jenga anyway. bruce, more this bruce, tell us more about this wonderful not the wonderful idea. is that not the soft play area and family restaurants? maybe talking about it? maybe. want see it it? maybe. i just want see it like soft and more cagey . like less soft and more cagey. oh, and you know, oh, wow. okay. and you know, that's what i like about your nuke radius. you're just in there. it's good.

news with me leo kearse am joined by the beauty full scottish bruce devlin and amazing american lewis schaeferut beautiful i'm beautiful too? well, yeah, you've a certain, certain charisma. anyway, ladies , with the actual stories with the observer now and rishi is criticised for his plans to , put criticised for his plans to, put the children of illegal immigrants in cages. listen, putin in cages is a fantastic idea. don't just do it to refugee children across the channel. do it to all, everywhere, every pub in the uk should have a cage open by. you can just fling these little branson , get them in there, have branson, get them in there, have a pain in peace. nobody's going to knock over the jenga anyway. bruce, more this bruce, tell us more about this wonderful not the wonderful idea. is that not the soft play area and family restaurants? maybe talking about it? maybe. want see it it? maybe. i just want see it like soft and more cagey . like less soft and more cagey. oh, and you know, oh, wow. okay. and you know, that's what i like about your nuke radius. you're just in there. it's good. so

the brilliant chris wetton , can our name and our old , i can say our name and our old friend lewis schaefer's start the sun express start with the sun express and prince some very prince harry is doing some very personal healing and you personal inner healing and you can watch it for about 17 quid. lewis 70. i thought you lewis yeah, 70. i thought you going watch it for going to sit and watch it for about seconds before go. about 17 seconds before you go. well as well is this is a daily express that prince harry insists i'm not a victim i'm not looking for sympathy. this is what he it was a live what he says. it was a live interview with gabor motty, which people that i know love which is people that i know love women , love this guy, too. i'm women, love this guy, too. i'm amazed he did this. yeah. and to promote his book spare . he's got promote his book spare. he's got this book spare. he sat down with. with gavin motty. he was it a holocaust survivor and? he's a trauma expert . and he he's a trauma expert. and he said his father didn't give him a hug. and i'm going to tell you something

newspapers me tonight the keys to my maverick top comedians , my maverick top comedians, my wingman, lewis schaefer and paul cox. good evening . good evening. cox. good evening. good evening. nice to see you again , lewis. nice to see you again, lewis. you're looking splendid, as always. you know what.7 you embarrass me with your good looks and your sartorial excellence. well, we've set the tone tonight , and paul is here. tone tonight, and paul is here. well. yeah, he's about for you to do. they in your sign? they don't know. we haven't got that far. yeah. okay, fair enough. listen, let's get a quick look at front pages and then we can start digging into them. the times tomorrow will be leading with waves through figures, tax burden . since the war, there is burden. since the war, there is the guardian giveaway for the 1. that's their main takeaway from the budget. the telegraph . i the budget. the telegraph. i have swiss bank crash fear of new blow crisis and coming out of there at the races the sun . of there at the races the sun. thanks a lot drivers . £100 a thanks a lot drivers. £100 a year a

newspapers me tonight the keys to my maverick top comedians , my maverick top comedians, my wingman, lewis schaefer paul cox. good evening . good evening. cox. good evening. good evening. nice to see you again , lewis. nice to see you again, lewis. you're looking splendid, as always. you know what.7 you embarrass me with your good looks and your sartorial excellence. well, we've set the tone tonight , and paul is here. tone tonight, and paul is here. well. yeah, he's about for you to do. they in your sign? they don't know. we haven't got that far. yeah. okay, fair enough. listen, let's get a quick look at front pages and then we can start digging into them. the times tomorrow will be leading with waves through figures, tax burden . since the war, there is burden. since the war, there is the guardian giveaway for the 1. that's their main takeaway from the budget. the telegraph . i the budget. the telegraph. i have swiss bank crash fear of new blow crisis and coming out of there at the races the sun . of there at the races the sun. thanks a lot drivers . £100 a thanks a lot drivers. £100 a year avera

welcome back to headline is a mean dixon plus leo kearse and lewis schaefer plus which he was calledfly reasons we don't understand let's kick with the times with a story about a hassidic jewish people, and it's going to leave energy gone. so hasidic boys schools leave jewish pupils barely able to read write english. so pretty much the same as schools . the rest of the as schools. the rest of the country . right guys fired . the country. right guys fired. the system is quite bad, so. yeah apparently hasidic boys, schools aren't doing that, doing their job, focusing on the wrong thing. and also, if children from a hasidic jews school to an alkali school, there's a chemical reaction and they release carbon dioxide , maybe in release carbon dioxide, maybe in stamford hill, north london, which home to zero. i got it later in my own head kind of . later in my own head kind of. he's unable to laugh. he's inside. but so stamford , where i inside. but so stamford, where i used to live in stamford . i'll used to live in stamford. i'll got to see the sitting jews weren't the friendliest of peo

lewis. schaefer's theory is whatever you do, you probably in your heart reverse of it. if you are if you are like a doctor, you like you become harold shipman most doctors at how shipman without the nerve right most comedian are not funny not me i met the except this is a theory it's off the rails pretty quickly but i've have encountered that kind of idea. i think they're going to travel obviously. have you encountered hostility to your christian name , a result of the network cliche? still, nobody can say cressida everybody is christian or well, that's probably not a bad thing . if i thought, oh, bad thing. if i thought, oh, finally it's over, won't have to spell it out any more. but no knows. what about the john lewis's shake up hundred lewis's biggest shake up hundred in 50 years? do you have any sort of sentimental attachment in 50 years? do you have any so the sentimental attachment in 50 years? do you have any so the serschoolal attachment in 50 years? do you have any so the ser school department?t in 50 years? do you have any so th don't. ;chool department?t in 5

with the brilliant chris wetton , our name and our old , i can say our name and our old friend lewis schaefer start sun express and start with the sun express and prince some very prince harry is doing some very personal healing and you personal inner healing and you can watch it for about 17 quid. lewis yeah, 70. thought lewis yeah, 70. i thought you going watch it for going to sit and watch it for about 17 seconds before go. about 17 seconds before you go. well as well is this is a daily express that prince harry insists i'm not a victim i'm not looking for sympathy. this is what he says. it was a live interview with gabor motty, which people that i know love which is people that i know love women , love this guy, too. i'm women, love this guy, too. i'm amazed he did this. yeah. and to promote his book spare . he's got promote his book spare. he's got this book spare. he sat down with. with gavin motty. he was it a holocaust survivor and? he's a trauma expert . and he he's a trauma expert. and he said his father didn't give him a hug. and i'm going to tell you something . this story is , on

welcome back to headline is a mean dixon plus leo kearse and lewis schaefer plus which he was calledly reasons we don't understand let's kick with the times with a story about a hassidic jewish people, and it's going to leave energy gone. so hasidic boys schools leave jewish pupils barely able to read write english. so pretty much the same as schools . the rest of the as schools. the rest of the country . right guys fired . the country. right guys fired. the system is quite bad, so. yeah apparently hasidic boys, schools aren't doing that, doing their job, focusing on the wrong thing. and also, if children from a hasidic jews school to an alkali school, there's a chemical reaction and they release carbon dioxide , maybe in release carbon dioxide, maybe in stamford hill, north london, which home to zero. i got it later in my own head kind of . later in my own head kind of. he's unable to laugh. he's inside. but so stamford , where i inside. but so stamford, where i used to live in stamford . i'll used to live in stamford. i'll got to see the sitting jews weren't the friendliest of peop

lewis. schaefer's theory is whatever you do, you probably in your heart reverse of it.f you are if you are like a doctor, you like you become harold shipman most doctors at how shipman without the nerve right most comedian are not funny not me i met the except this is a theory it's off the rails pretty quickly but i've have encountered that kind of idea. i think they're going to travel obviously. have you encountered hostility to your christian name , a result of the network cliche? still, nobody can say cressida everybody is christian or well, that's probably not a bad thing . if i thought, oh, bad thing. if i thought, oh, finally it's over, won't have to spell it out any more. but no knows. what about the john lewis's shake up hundred lewis's biggest shake up hundred in 50 years? do you have any sort of sentimental attachment in 50 years? do you have any so the sentimental attachment in 50 years? do you have any so the serschoolal attachment in 50 years? do you have any so the ser school department?t in 50 years? do you have any so th don't. ;chool department?t in 50

i'm nate dixon, and i'm joined by josh howie, a man who doesn't eat, and lewis schaefer who doesn't eatthing cooked, which means a single cooked pork chop. which means a single cooked pork chop . take them both out and chop. take them both out and i've got one on the desk just in case they get out of control. so how's it going? did you watch night? there was a lot of lipid panel action from lewis. yeah heard i've heard that. well, i've deliberately my at deliberately put my chair at this it's covering my this level so it's covering my gut. so smart get gut. good so smart doesn't get into me . well, yeah, you mention into me. well, yeah, you mention that. and now i'm going to have to mention it because. there's a demand. am going call demand. who am i going to call fat show? and i've got fat on the show? and i've got two people. yeah, he's more than me. well, i was basically all right. everybody right. and everybody is watching. the watching. at least half the audience. all right. lewis taking show already. taking over the show already. let's a look let's let's have a look at tomorrow's

lewis schaefer and dixon headlines will tomorrow 11 with will be back tomorrow 11 with myself, dixonse remember you're kearse i remember if you're watching a.m. repeat stay watching the 5 am. repeat stay tuned the breakfast show . good evening. it's me, jake smog, state of the nation , green smog, state of the nation, green is the symbol of naivete, jealousy and scuppering breaks opportunities . we've gone opportunities. we've gone greener than the eu and are wasting our newfound freedoms in the name of net zero. we'll be into that shortly . the 25th into that shortly. the 25th anniversary of the belfast is approaching soon and unfortunately m15 just raised the terror threat in northern ireland to severe none other than the leader of the dup , sir than the leader of the dup, sir jeffrey donaldson, joins us shortly . and his majesty's shortly. and his majesty's government is moving thousands of illegal migrants of hotels and into former military bases. could anything go wrong? state of the nation starts now . of the nation starts now. we've got a particularly brilliant panel this the

lewis schaefer and dixon headlines will tomorrow 11 with will be back tomorrow 11 with myself, dixon kearse remember you're kearse i remember if you're watching a.m. repeat stay watching the 5 am. repeat stay tuned the breakfast show . households will be penalised for using gas as the government launches a major new energy security plan . good morning. it security plan. good morning. it is 6:00. it's thursday, the 30th of march. thank you for your company this morning. you're watching analysts a breakfast on tv news and is about on air till 930. leading the news this morning. people using gas instead of electricity could see their bills go up by £100 a year as part of the government's new energy security strategy , dubbed energy security strategy, dubbed powering up britain , it'll also

lewis schaefer and dixon headlines will tomorrow 11 with will be back tomorrow 11 with myself, dixonse remember you're kearse i remember if you're watching the 5 am. repeat stay tuned show . former military bases at commandeered to house young men across the english channel in inflatable dinghies. will this stop the boats? would it save money or was the whole thing a complete fraud? we'll go up to shropshire to ask why michael gove was just approved. a giant solar farm and see how local campaigners feel about it. gordon chang expelled in china, will tell us what they've been up to around the world in last few weeks. and joining me on talking points. well, he played a lot of football with tottenham hotspur. became a london hotspur. he then became a london cabbie. joins cabbie. yes. micky has a joins on talking points. but before all of that, let's get more news with polly middlehurst . nigel, with polly middlehurst. nigel, thank you and good evening. the top story on gb news tonight. the immigration minister has announced plans to stop housing asylum seekers in hotels and instead plac

i'm nate dixon, and i'm joined by josh howie, a man who doesn't eat, and lewis schaefer who doesn't eatthing cooked, which means a single cooked pork chop. which means a single cooked pork chop . take them both out and chop. take them both out and i've got one on the desk just in case they get out of control. so how's it going? did you watch night? there was a lot of lipid panel action from lewis. yeah heard that. well, i've deliberately at deliberately put my chair at this it's covering my this level so it's covering my gut. so doesn't get gut. good so smart doesn't get into me . well, yeah, you mention into me. well, yeah, you mention that. and now i'm going to have to mention because. there's to mention it because. there's a demand. am going call demand. who am i going to call fat show? and i've got fat on the show? and i've got two people. yeah, he's more than me. well, i was basically all right. everybody right. and everybody is watching. the watching. at least half the audience. all right. lewis taking show already. taking over the show already. let's let's have look let's let's h