and joining me trying to make up a minyan is jonathan kogan and lewis schaffer. or a little tweet that you got in the show. >> lewis octagon 1975 says. >> lewis octagon 1975 says. >> it says, what are we gb views gb news gb views the jewish jew special tonight . wonderful. special tonight. wonderful. jonathan. we can warm ourselves up with monday's guardian, and if we get too hot, we can always cool ourselves in their tears. no, the botox has rendered their tear ducts barren. there's no crying at the guardian. trump wins arizona to clinch sweep of seven battleground states. i thought he already won . yes, but thought he already won. yes, but it takes how long? a week. how long has it been now? yeah, it's been about a week. yeah. well i mean the results have just come in for some for reasons i don't understand. maybe joe biden was doing the counting or something. the reasons i don't understand. we've just got the arizona election results in. and would you believe it donald trump has won well in arizona, in arizona. >> but overall . but the governor >> but overall.

yeah. >> when i'm on it, it's the lewis schaffer show.that's all that i'm in the centre here. >> i feel like, okay, what happens on the lewis schaffer show? does he read the headlines or not? >> i'll read it if 1540 00:08:36,5

yeah. >> when i'm on it, it's the lewis schaffer show.that's all that i'm in the centre here. >> i feel like, okay, what happens on the lewis schaffer show? does he read the headlines or not? >> i'll read it if you stop interrupting me. i was heading to read it. >> it's my fault. sorry. >> it's my fault. sorry. >> it's my fault. sorry. >> it is your fault. you're not suhed >> it is your fault. you're not suited to be the host . you want suited to be the host. you want to be the comedian. you can be the comedian. >> i just want to get through this paper. >> you know who suited to being the host? nick is suited to be. >> thank you. lewis. >> thank you. lewis. >> nick is a very good host. 154

they know. >> and the wonderful lewis schaffer. okay, there we go. how are you doing, paul?right. okay. it's my birthday. this week. hey happy birthday 45. and in cares. yeah anton cares. yes. the oldest i've ever been , actually 45. wow. do you been, actually 45. wow. do you remember lewis? do you remember 45? >> too for old me. >> we're not dating. i know his girlfriend. and that is very much true. okay, then we're going to start with some questions from the audience. our first question is from john. >> good evening. good evening. my >> good evening. good evening. my question is about the term you mentioned in your opening, in your opening speech, non—crime hate incidents. yes. should squabbles between neighbours and schoolchildren even be classed as non—crime hate incidents? >> yes. here we go. so, north wales police recorded a soiled pair of underwear hung on a washing line as a non—crime hate incident. it's emerged this week. in september 2021, a woman with an italian surname claimed her neighbour placed a very large pair of soiled briefs on their washing line after ita

i'm cressida wetton and joining me tonight are the celebrity power couple comedians lewis schaffer andick dixon. this is headliners . headliners. but before tomorrow's news, here's tonight's headliners headlines with tatiana sanchez . with tatiana sanchez. >> thank you very much. and good evening. the top stories. well kemi badenoch has vowed to tell the truth and stand up for our policies as she was elected the new leader of the conservative party. badenoch defeated robert jenrick in a ballot of party members . jenrick in a ballot of party members. she's the fourth female leader and the first ever black leader and the first ever black leader of the party. in her acceptance speech, she said the tories have to be honest about the fact they made mistakes and let standards slip. she also praised the outgoing leader, rishi sunak, for getting the party through a tough time. >> it is the most enormous honour to be elected to this role , to lead the party that i role, to lead the party that i love, the party that has given me so much. i hope that i will be able to repay that debt. i also want

. >> lewis schaffer is donations . >> lewis schaffer is donations. >> lewis schaffer is donations. >> i think this looks fantastic. >> i think i think it looks a bit, you know, it's tragedy that it was that it caught on fire andifs it was that it caught on fire and it's trapped . it's they've and it's trapped. it's they've redone it in the same way. so you got to give them it's not better than it was before. old is always better. i'm 67. >> yeah okay. speaking of old alex james, i didn't want to be the fat one in blur. he wasn't, was he? >> no, no, but he got very into cheese in later life, so maybe that's what he was. >> he still has a chiselled jaw even now. even how. >> even now. >> is he fat now? i don't know if he's fat. i was in a big blur fan. i was more on the other side. the other band , oasis. side. the other band, oasis. actually, i didn't care. yeah, you couldn't even remember their name. >> the other band? there are two available bands. i'm. >> when i'm way into oasis now, i'm way into you grew up on banjo music and bluegrass in the woods. that's how old you are now. ther

. >> so, lewis schaffer, over here. >> we'll start off with.no, no one's going to be doing that. do you want to do the dating apps? i've never admitted. yeah. >> what have you never admitted? >> what have you never admitted? >> i'm an open book myself. oh, yeah? yeah. nothing. >> when was the last date you had? >>a had? >> a while ago. i've grown out of them. no women grew out of me. something like that happened. so. okay, the serious news is tighter rules after shock increase in immigration. starmer is shocked by the new immigration figures, which is that shocked the immigration reached nearly 1 million last yeah reached nearly 1 million last year. and apparently it shocked all of us. he's the only person who is shocked. of course, because if he'd been watching this programme, we've been talking about it ever since. i first appeared on it, which was a while ago. are you telling me that i've heard it come up quite a lot. >> starmer is not a fan of gb news. it turns out he probably thought headliners in particular would be his favourite. >> a re

. >> jonathan kogan and lewis schaffer get ready for headliners . headliners. >> we've got monday's newspapers coming up in just a moment, but don't miss a second before tomorrow's news, though. >> here is tonight's headlines with sophia wenzler. >> good evening. these are your headunes >> good evening. these are your headlines at 11:00 to the us , headlines at 11:00 to the us, where it's understood donald trump has held a phone conversation with russian president vladimir putin to discuss the war in ukraine. us media is reporting that trump warned putin not to escalate the conflict. it comes as joe biden is reportedly set to make a personal plea to donald trump about the importance of funding ukraine. it's understood the outgoing president will urge trump not to walk away from ukraine when the pair meet in the oval office on wednesday. elsewhere , israel's prime elsewhere, israel's prime minister says he and donald trump see eye to eye on iran. benjamin netanyahu said he has spoken to the us president elect three times since the election and back i

i'm cressida watson, joined tonight by lewis schaffer and nick dixon. welcome both. >> hello .llo. >> hello. hello. >> hello. hello. >> lovely to see you. we'll have a chit chat in a moment, but first of all, let's get through the front pages for tomorrow. let's have a quick look at the front pages. the sunday mail leads with move to drop empire from kings honours. the sunday express has fury over royal air farce. sun on sunday has tv chloe groped by star at club and the sunday telegraph has it's time for a fresh start, the sunday times has revealed. list of properties that earn millions for top royals and the sunday star has bonfire night. okay, those are your front pages. that's what's going to be in the news tomorrow. should we have a look at the front pages? a closer look, let's start with the sunday telegraph. >> yes, this is good news. a time for a fresh start. this is in the telegraph, which costs tomorrow, which is sunday. only £3.50, which i think is cheap really for a sunday paper similar to last week's price. yes. but i mean, isn't it, i think it's £3.50 on a monday

we have cresta, wetton and lewis schaffer . schaffer. b ut schaffer. but before tomorrow's news, let's go to tonight's headlines with tatiana sanchez . with tatiana sanchez. >> josh thank you. the top stories kemi badenoch has made her first senior appointment as the new conservative party leader. it's understood that dame rebecca harris will be the party's chief whip , replacing party's chief whip, replacing stuart andrew. the job of chief whip is to maintain party discipline and try to ensure mps vote as the leadership would like them to. meanwhile, kemi badenoch says she'll tell hard truths to both the country and her party as she began her first full day as the conservative leader . kemi full day as the conservative leader. kemi badenoch won more than 53,000 votes in the contest, while her rival robert jenrick received 41,000. miss badenoch is expected to name her full shadow cabinet in the coming days , ahead of their coming days, ahead of their first meeting on tuesday. elsewhere, labour mp dawn butler shared a social media post accusing kemi bad

. >> and by that, i mean it's kerry marx and lewis schaffer. oh, look at them. they're showing us the bottoms. >> they're going to grab them. no. okay. this is headliners . no. okay. this is headliners. >> but before friday's news, let's go to tonight's headlines with sophia wenzler. >> josh thank you. good evening. these are your headlines at 11:00, russian president vladimir putin has threatened to strike the uk with a new ballistic missile after using the weapon to hit a target in ukraine. downing street condemned mr putin for further escalating the conflict by using a ballistic missile with a range of thousand several kilometres against the city of dnipro. mr putin confirmed russia had tested a new intermediate range weapon, saying it came in response to ukrainian strikes on the russian territory with us and british missiles. earlier this week , the international this week, the international criminal court has issued arrest warrants for the leader of hamas, as well as israel's prime minister benjamin netanyahu, and the country's former defence minister, yoav

this is lewis schaffer. this is headliners . headliners. but before tomorrow's news, let's get tonight's headlines with sophia wenzler . wenzler. >> good evening. it's 11:00. these are >> good evening. it's11:00. these are your latest headlines from the gb newsroom. princess catherine has made a royal return as she joined the prince of wales and the king at the royal british legion festival of remembrance. this evening. it comes as the queen is missing remembrance events this weekend to ensure she makes a full recovery from a chest infection. william and kate were both wearing poppies and they were seen in conversation after taking their seats next to each other at the royal albert hall, buckingham palace has said the princess of wales would also attend the remembrance sunday service at the cenotaph . donald service at the cenotaph. donald trump has reportedly told sir keir starmer you have a friend here. when the prime minister spoke with the president elect after his election victory this week, the sun newspaper is reporting that the newl