nice report, lezbo! [ laughter ] the point is, bullying is fine as long as you get a permission slip from god. now with this amendment to the law, now if you're a michigan christian teenager caught giving a gay kid a swirlie, you can say it's a baptism. [ laughter ] after all, if you read the bible, you know jesus was a bully. he threw the money lenders from the temple-- because they were the mathletes! look at him at the cafeteria. hanging out at the cool kids table. "no, there's only room for these twelve guys, go sit somewhere else,you pharisees." [ laughter ] even though clearly there's tons of space on the other side of the table! by the way, christian teens don't have to restrict their righteous bullying to gays. according to leviticus they should also torment their classmates who have tattoos, wear "clothing woven of two kinds of material" or are girls in their time of menstrual impurity. and don't just bully those girls, bully anyone who touches them, for they are unclean. and remain unclean unti