because liam neeson is here to read you a children's classic. liam?and applause ] >> hello there, children. five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. mama called the doctor and the doctor said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed. ♪ dum dum dum >> four little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. mama called the doctor and the doctor said -- no more monkeys jumping on the bed. ♪ dum dum dum >> three middle monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. this is taking too long. so i will summarize. listen very carefully. all of the monkeys fall off the bed, the doctor is slightly frustrated, having repeatedly instructed their mother not to allow them to jump on the bed. besides, why is she calling a doctor, not a vet? the woman is sick and should be committed to a mental institution. the end. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: liam neeson, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] coming up, awolnation, octavia spencer is here, and liam neeson. we'll be right back. manny pacquiao, everybody!

fun to work with liam neeson?and yet willing to make fun of himself. and he pulls up in a convertible bugatti. and just like, you know, liam neeson, he's this guy from dublin who's just very humble and sweet. and he's not the guy that has a very specific set of skills that's going to kill anyone. he's like a nice thespian, you know? and yet he's so self-deprecating. and as he pulls away, i yell -- because i try talking to him. and he just goes, "[ bleep ] off ari" and pulls away. [ laughter ] i'm like, schindler -- leave no jew behind. schindler! [ laughter and applause ] and he's just gone. [ cheers and applause ] he doesn't care. >> seth: he doesn't care. >> but that's the great thing about people when they do a cameo with "entourage," they just -- they're selfless. they make fun of themselves and it's a blast. >> seth: well, that's great and i can't wait for that. and congratulations again on season three and season four. >> thank you. >> seth: so wonderful to have you here. jeremy piven, everybody. the season

tonight -- liam neeson. from "insurgent," octavia spencer. and music from awolnation. with cleto and the cletones. and now, after all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. very nice. i'm jimmy,

liam neeson will celebrate his 63rd birthday this year. >> also celebrating the release of "taken 3" here is seth with more on the home video view. >> reporter: liam neeson polishes his particular set of skills for "taken 3." terror hits home as bad guys murder his ex-wife and frame him for the kram. he has to avoid the cia, fbi and l apd as he has to look for the culprits and find them and kill them. >> i'm not going to die tonight! >> reporter: she breaks it off with her former mafia boss boyfriend he decides he should capping his former flame. selma proves she doesn't need a man to take care of her, just a gun. >> we're guaranteed. >> reporter: global warming leads to a crime wave in "fortitude." this series is set in a quiet arctic town for you can practically hear the ice melting which reveals secrets long buried beneath the landscape. compassionate care meets comedy in getting on. season two of the hbo series takes place in the elder care unit of a hospital where the staff is just as demented as the patients. that's the video view. >>> we'll be back in just a minute. polyp this

tonight -- liam neeson. from "insurgent," octavia spencer. and music from awolnation.cleto and the cletones. and now, after all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tonight -- liam neeson. from "insurgent," octavia spencer. and music from awolnation.the cletones. and now, after all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

now liam neeson trying to get his keys back. >> i don't know where you are. where i put you, are you in the cushion of this couch, you're not. keys. if you can hear me, i will find you. and i will use you to open the car door because right now i'm locked outside of it. kennedy: that makes me so happy, and i know he's been through a great personal tragedy. >> he has. kennedy: if he saw your impression, it would bring completion to his life. >> if you are watching, reach out to me. kennedy: christian bale, the deli counter screwed up the order on his sandwich. >> listen, i'm going to be honest with you, i come here for one reason and one reason only! because i like bagel chips on my tuna fish! you know, fan, they're not there, they're there, but they're not the rye! come on! they're not the rye! i'm going eat it because it's bloody delicious. kennedy: it's hard to do welsh. >> he was born in wales but he's english. kennedy: scandal! i didn't know that. i thought he was walesy. seth rogen coming out of the closet. >> i'm only coming out of the closet because i'm

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may all your liams be neeson and your seans be connery. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you may havey the way. let's do one -- >> oh, come on. >> jimmy: may your sorrows be short and forgotten, and may your last name be long and pretentious. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] ah! by the way, i just want to point out, this is real whiskey. >> yes. >> jimmy: if anyone wants to come verify this, i'd be more than happy to -- [cheers and applause] guillermo, grab somebody and have them come up. just to visit. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, this is -- now it looks like we've set this up, which we didn't, by the way. >> hello. >> jimmy: are you of age? how old are you? >> 31. >> jimmy: can i see some i.d.? all right, you don't have a microphone on. can you pass that to her and let her taste that or smell it or whatever she wants to do to verify this is real. whiskey that we are drinking. >> it's real. >> jimmy: okay, very good. >> cheers! >> jimmy: and may your -- oh, yeah, yeah. >> he'll drink from the bottle. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, man! >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. g

ultimately someone like curt schilling hunting people down it's why people go to liam neeson movies.d want to react in the same way. >> yeah absolutely. i think really the phenomenon that's happening here having been a former presidential campaign spokesperson we've seen politicians for years have been under incredibly intense scrutiny. now that same level of scrutiny is being applied to regular people. for trevor noah he's a 31-year-old guy. all of a sudden he gets elevated from the minor leagues to the most major of major leagues. this is the white house of comedy. and he wasn't ready for it. and i think more and more people are going to have to be cog is in cog is in ankt as millennials ascending, this is what they see. >> how can people prepare themselves to get hired and keep their jobs? >> as you alluded to you're a brand so you have to think of yourself as a brand 360 and what you represent. when brands to have their own identity and they're not authentic and connecting when again we're chasing a story or a trend. even more so a see brands failing when they have a target audie

. >> if you google most celebrities, liam neeson, it will come up usually the first thing.e are asking about them. >> i have no idea. i'm on vacation. here's a question for you. here's a presidential trivia question for you. which four presidents are not buried in the united states? >> you don't want to talk about the current situation. go ahead. you know obviously. >> both bushes, clinton, and -- because they're still alive. they wouldn't be buried. and carter. see they're still alive. >> we were trying to have a substantive conversation. >> well, i'm sorry. i'll just come back then. >> my theory on why her age was -- we were having a conversation. you see what i'm saying now? >> but you needed that clarity. >> thank you for that. i'm going with al on this. can you move to the next story? >> sure. >> we missed you. we did. this story has caught our attention for a number of reasons. it's an investigation that still ongoing. nonetheless, incredible. 49 years ago this woman zella jackson price was told at a st. louis hospital that her premature daughter had died. that's what