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i like liam neeson. something's been taken. again? he tells it, listen to me. want you to listen to me very carefully, my friend. i will kill you. i know you've taken my cat. i like stallone too. oh, right. you ever seen a rocky movie? you need sub titles. [ speaking with slurred speech ] . >> and schwarzenegger. listen to me, get down. that's all he says. get down. [ gunfire sounds ] get down. don't you want to go pillow shipping with him. what kind of pillow should i get? get down. you have some great speakers. watch the lips. these are badly dipped kung fu movies. [ coughing sounds ] hey, you. come on. come on. look. godzilla. i'm scott wood. thank you frc. you guys were the best. good, clean comedy. no curse words here. god bless you guys. a standing ovation. come on. let this man see that. come on. the blands. come on. we'll have a drink later, girl. work it. god blez yss you guys. thank you so much. thank you, gill. >> all right. a merry heart liis like good medicine. we're going to move onto other things in our program. once again, i need to quickly reco

i'll steal a remark that liam e neeson said in the movies, if aldon had played decently he will play a handful of snaps. in previous situations where he came back he had 20 to ten snaps. >> we're talking about his legal problems, couldn't he be suspended? -- >> he could possibly play four games before the judicial system rules on this. where it gets unclear is trying to figure out what the nfl will do. is the league going to wait until october 6th and the judge decides what happens. and when the niners cut aldon, smith, he is not only a repeat offender, he is a repeat, repeat, repeat. i mean, this goes on and on. but in the wake of tom brady winning his case against the commissioner, roger goodell, we don't even know who is handling the discipline right now in the nfl. the league is in limbo, and that could work in the raiders' favor. one thing is that the 49ers were vilified during this whole saga for giving him chance after chance after chance. but all we hear from the raiders today is we just got an all-pro player. this is unbelievable, and you were looking at the facebook page, i