bryan: hey, great pickpocketing technique. mock commentator: all right, liftin' it, liftin' it, liftint... judy: he's very gentle in the beginning. loni: the dude's like, "i feel something on my ass, what the--" mock commentator: yo, get off my pockets, yo ! ( woman screaming ) no, no, no... brad: that is one hell of a coked-up pickpocket. you're supposed to be smooth ! judy: once you don't get it on the first try, then move on. mock commentator: give me your wallet, man. what kinda store is this ? danny: whenever i feel a foreign hand reaching into my back pocket and preparing to take money, i just relax. it's only my agent. adrianne: what was up with that broad just standing there ? mock commentator: what's that brother doing ? judy: if you see someone, like, sticking their hand in someone's pants, wouldn't you say, "uh, excuse me" ? mock commentator: what you doing over there ? michael: ( bleep ), girl in the green shirt. i don't want you behind me ever. mock commentator: that's right, i got it. all right, thank you. narrator: the pickpocket makes off with a few bucks, but leaves hi