lil wayne. jimmy and guillermo tour the university of texas and a special appearance by los lonely boys with cleto and the cletones. presented by cottonelle. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live >> and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome to the city of austin. appreciate that. thank you very much. i am jimmy, i am the host of the show. we are coming to you live from austin, texas. that's very nice. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, thank you so much. we've been broadcasting from austin all week and i'm sad to say this is our last night here, which is -- i would cry but my tear ducts are clogged with queso right now. we head home and then on monday i'm going on "the biggest loser" and work some of this weight off. you know it's a good trip when you have to request a seat belt extender for your flight back. speaking of seat belt extender, where is guillermo. guillermo, come out here and say hello and good-bye to everyone. [ cheers and

, i think it's-- young money, they toll me that is what they call lil wayne, i don't-- i don't reallylaughter) [bleep] i am old. right now i think three hip young interns are doing this. (laughter) but in honor of young money we turn to the world's youngest money, who is a new currency, you are, yes, are you. >> along with the dollar and the euro there is a new kind of currency called the bitcoin. you can't put it in your pocket, it trades only on the internet.

, i think it's-- young money, they toll me that is what they call lil wayne, i don't-- i don't really know that. (laughter) [bleep] i am old. right now i think three hip young interns are doing this. (laughter) but in honor of young money we turn to the world's youngest money, who is a new currency, you are, yes, are you. >> along with the dollar and the euro there is a new kind of currency called the bitcoin. you can't put it in your pocket, it trades only on the internet. >> jon: it only exists on-line t is the tomorrow gachi of currency. (laughter) that reminded me, i should feed mine. i got him-- (laughter) >> jon: 12 years ago so he's 12-- i wonder how he's doing, that-- no! oh! are those digital maggots? he was my best friend for the 15 seconds i played with him. but is the world really ready for unpocketable money? >> i believe it is a game changer. i think bitcoin is as big as the internet. >> i see it as the new gold, gold of the future. >> jon: gold, you say! i suppose it's only a matter of time before survivalists begin to h had oard bitcoin. and rappers unveil bitcoin gril

a new report shows that lil wayne owes $12 million in back taxes. rapper said it will take six months for him to repay the debt because of the way he plans to do it. [ laughter ] how much is that? that was only $600? this is going to take forever. [ laughter ] and that, right there, is my well-researched, long-practiced lil wayne impression. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] this story is -- well, simply put it disturbing. we talked about this last night but following yesterday's announcement that he had sex with a hot pocket, a teenager was blocked by the hot pocket twitter account. [ laughter ] said the teenager, so, playing hard to get. [ laughter and applause ] some interesting science news -- i don't know if we have scientists or science fans in the audience, very interesting science news. agroup of french and russian researchers have discovered and replicated a 30,000-year-old virus found in the permafrost in siberia. this, according to the first 10 minutes of a nicholas cage movie. [ laughter ] "ice virus." we need to stop this ice virus! [

lil wayne and willie nelson, they're friends. for real. when they were kids. also, as those of us here in austin are aware, there was a terrible accident last night. a driver who was reportedly drunk plowed into a lot of people. he killed a man and a woman and badly injured a lot more. if you want to make a donation to help their families, go to sxswcares.com. and also, it is always a great idea to give blood. to find out where, contact your local red cross. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the best thing about being our first guest is that when she's in austin she can barbecue her own dress. she's an international superstar with a monstrous fan base and this album, too. please say hello to lady gaga. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. have a seat. wow. may i -- hello, lady gaga. how are you? >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: may i touch your dress? >> yes. it's made of coffee filters. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yes. >> jimmy: upcycling. see, can y -- >> see, you can do anything with your crazy ideas if you put you

lil wayne.nd guillermo tour the university of texas and a special appearance by los lonely boys with cleto and the cletones. presented by cottonelle. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live >> and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.

and on friday, los lonely boys will sit in and lil wayne and willie nelson will be here. is a brilliantly gifted actor who is as close to a real life cowboy as an adopted member of the corleone family can be. he is the star of many magnificent films, and his latest, "a night in old mexico", premieres this week at south by and opens all over may 16th. please say hello to robert duvall. [ applause ] . >> jimmy: robert, thank you for coming. first of all, it's great to have you here. you're not texas, but it seems like you should be. >> i'm kind of an honorary texan. i like to come down here and eat some barbecue. >> jimmy: have you had any since you've been here? >> i have. i had some at blacks today. it wasn't worth a [ bleep ]. no, i'm kidding. it was great. how could kansas city it be bet bla bla blacks. >> jimmy: blacks are here in our add yents audience tonight. they brought me lunch today. >> i had lunch at their place. down in, you know, lockhart. >> jimmy: well, it's not a competition. you're an honorary texas ranger. how do you get that honor? >> hank whitman, one

and later this week -- lady gaga, robert duvall, rachael ray, lil wayne, from darby stanchfield, andures, johnny winter, and the incredible willie nelson will be here to cap off the week. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest on tonight's slaute to criminalized agriculture is a very funny man, who costars alongside zac efron in the movie "neighbors," which opens in theaters may 9th. please say hello to seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi, seth. >> how are you? >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm wonderful. look at this. >> jimmy: i have to say, i'm surprised and flattered that you dressed up in suit and tie for me. >> i did. i was -- i was going to try to steal one of the uniforms from the big drum dudes but i'm significantly fatter than all those gentlemen are. >> jimmy: you're from texas, right? >> i am from texas, yes. obviously. [ cheers and applause ] as most -- yeah. as most canadian jewish comedy writers are, i am a texan at heart. >> jimmy: when i see you, though, i think cowboy. >> i have a leather cup. so come on. what's more texas than that? >> jimmy: have you ever ridden

and later this week, lady gaga, lil wayne, from "scandal," darby stanchfield with her music, and we willwinter, los lonely boys, the preatures, and the one and only willie nelson. [ applause ] our first guest tonight is making the most of her week here in austin. she's been appearing on panels. she's been exhibiting artwork. she has a movie premiering. i hear she's been smoking meat on the balcony of her hotel room. she's doing everything. her latest film is called "cesar chavez." >> people are starting to lose hope, and i don't blame them. they know the growers have broken the strike with the illegal workers. and the sweetheart deal with the teamsters. we can't ask them to keep going when they see people working in the fields. we have to take the next step. >> we're too weak. >> we have no laws to protect us here. with the boycott there are no laws to stop us. this is the moment, cesar. this is what we came here to do. >> jimmy: "cesar chavez" opens in theaters march 28th. please welcome rosario dawson. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: you l

." >> and lil wayne owes $12 million in back taxes. the rapper says it will take six months to repay the debt, because of the way he plans to do it. [ laughter ] >> this morning's "eye-opener" is presented by toyota. let's go places. >>> >>> welcome to "cbs this morning." good morning, norah. >> good morning, charlie. >>> as you wake up in the west, there are signs that the crisis in ukraine may be ended by diplomats and not armies. it may not be easy. top officials from ukraine, russia, the united states, britain, and france are in paris paris. the west is ready to offer ukraine billions of dollars in economic aid, but secretary of state john kerry says this morning that the russians and ukrainians have not yet agreed to meet face to face. >> kerry said yesterday in ukraine's capital that russia broke international law, but there's no need over the violation. >> president obama and i want to make it clear to russia and to everybody in the world that we are not seeking confrontation. it is not appropriate to invade a country and at the

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