bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.ht lime. it's bud light. with a twist. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. nation, thank you so much. very kind, very kind. folks, i would like to be to talk about tips and wags but this time it is not about anthony weiner's penis. this is tip of the hat, wag of the finger. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: first up, news about the raid that killed bin laden just keeps getting better. >> from its earliest days al qaeda leaders insisted on receipts. if fighters were buying a car for an operation or even disk drives for computers, they were required to return with an accounting of everything they'd spent. >> stephen: that's right. bin laden kept immaculate financial records. no doubt using our quicken. (laughter) >> stephen: so tonight i'm giving a rare tip of my hat to o bin laden for-- osama bin laden for not just being al qaedaa-- al qaeda charismatic leader but also their annoying guy from accounting. (applause) >> stephen: whoa, whoa, whoa, ago method, you skipped line four. was th

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bud light lime. it's bud light. with a twist. bud light lime. ♪ ♪ ♪ grey goose.tasting vodka. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you very much. welcome back, everybody. nation, before we continue, i want to invite you tuul see me live at the gelyard municipal auditorium in charleston, south carolina, to benefit the james w. colbert endowed chair at the university of south carolina, it's this friday, july 1 at 8:00 where i'll finally have a public forum to talk about myself on a friday. (laughter) i will be interviewed by m nbc's jonathan alter, me and alter, a fight to the death. don't tell him that part. (laughter) now, folks, i'm a big fan of tea party darling and '70s rock and roll participant ted nugent who last week wrote a powerful editorial in the "washington times" headlined "millennials sleep as their future crumbles. today's youth snooze while government steals their fortune and lives." yeah! nugent know it is thing that's going to jolt our youth awake is the newspaper industry! (laughter) you see, ted remembers the social change of the late '60s,

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.o find an exclusive nine minute catholic throwdown between me and jack. >> dom inus vobiscum. >> stephen: e pluribus unum. now performing a song i made famous. >> it's not famous. >> stephen: the black belles. good night, everybody. ♪ ♪ every time i hear you ♪ ♪ i think of you ♪ every time i am near you ♪ i think of you ♪ i think of you ♪ and i dream of you ♪ i think of you ♪ floating high above you ♪ you know i'm missing you ♪ my mind's always kissing you ♪ ♪ i'm right behind you ♪ now charlene ♪ waiting, watching oh so close ♪ ♪ i'm right behind you ♪ now charlene ♪ you'll never be alone ♪ no ♪ [sobbing] what is up with captain hero? lately he's been an emotional wreck. [sobbing] [trumpets] [sobbing]

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.lime. it's bud light. with a twist. i was 18 years old before i had my first fresh bun. the invention that i came up with is the hot dog ez bun steamer. steam is the key to a great hot dog. i knew it was going to be a success. the invention was so simple that i knew i needed to protect it. my name is chris schutte and i got my patent, trademark and llc on legalzoom. [ shapiro ] we created legalzoom to help people start their business and launch their dreams. go to legalzoom today and make your business dream a reality. at legalzoom.com we put the law on your side. >> stephen: welcome back. [cheers and applause] thank you very much. folks, you know, it's not a secret, i love helping seniors. that's why i like to set aside special time on my show for them and like phonecalls to my nana, i only do it twice a year. this is stephen colbert's senior moment. ♪ çç folks, we all know that pot smoking is a menace and not just to our nation's dwindling supply of el fudge cookies. but look who i

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.ith a twist. >> stephen: well koch back back,-- welcome back, everybody. nation, before we debut my new hit single i'm honored to be joined by my producer, mr. jack white. jack, thanks so much for being here, now you and i have been through some of to the. >> we have. >> stephen: we talked rock. we've talked about my look. we've shot a record cover. we've tried to sell yogurt. (laughter) what was it like for a jack white to work with a stephen colbert? take all the time you need. (laughter) >> it was very pleasurable from start to finish, i got to say. >> stephen: me too, man, me too. >> the finish, especially, the finish. (laughter) >> stephen: okay. now my first record which obviously everybody knows is charlene i'm right behind you. and the new record is called charlene two i'm over you. >> parenthesis i'm over you. >> stephen: exactly. do you think this will finally send the message to her that i'm over her? or should i do another record crawled charlene did you get my last record?

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.e. it's bud light. with a twist. [cheers and applause] welcome back, everybody. [cheers and applause] my guest tonight has a new book about how false statements are undermining america. pretty impressive achievement for a cannibal. please welcome james stewart. [cheers and applause] james, very good to see you. all right, sir. you have a new book. >> yes. >> stephen: called "tangled web: how false statements are undermining america from martha stuart to bernie madoff." how are false statements undermining america? >> well -- [laughter] >> stephen: was that a curveball? do we want a -- how about we start with the judicial system, the legal system which would collapse. >> stephen: what say true or false statement?ç >> there's some things hard to sell tell. you may be familiar with those issues thrmpl are many objective facts. >> stephen: name one. >> were you trying to insider trade. were you running a ponzi scheme. >> stephen: no and no. >> did you leak the name of a covert c.i.a. agen

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor. lime. it's bud light. with a twist. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is here to talk about his new project for the troops. good, i'm glad somebody has a plan for them. please welcome gary sinise! [cheers and applause] hey -- [cheers and applause] thanks for coming. thank you so much. gary, good to see you. sit down, buddy. [laughter] i'm a fan. i'm a fan. you know, you are a big deal, man! you are a big star. and you are an emmy winner, right? >> yes. >> stephen: me, too. >> i got one of those over there, too see my emmy, got a flack jacket on. >> got it nicely display there'd. >> stephen: have you ever won a peabody? >> no. >> stephen: i got one over there. just wanted to put that out there. >> what is that? >> stephen: what is that right there? an hourglass. the grim reaper gave it to me. [laughter] sir, everybody knows that you are an adad my award winning actor begun director producer. apollo 13, forest gump, of mice and men. steppenwolf

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bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.ht lime. it's bud light. with a twist. of course. ugh. ♪ [ male announcer ] icy cool intensity so you're prepared no matter how close you get. where were we? dentyne ice. practice safe breath. everybody. thank you very much. folks, my guest tonight speaks out against the evil of mountaintop removal. but i like to think of it as flat land enhancing. please welcome robert fm kennedy, jr. [cheers and applause] good the see you again mr. kennedy. please, no formality. now, sir, you're a lawyer. you're an environment activist, you're president of the water keeper alliance and you're also featured in a new documentary film called "the last mountain: a fight for our future" which opens in select cities friday. let's take a quick look at the clip. >> coal river mountain is our last great mountain in the valley that hasn't been blasted to ashes. [blast] >> i know that we live in a very intelligent country that has the ability to create energy without blowing up mountains. [explosion] >> these c

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.t lime. it's bud light. with a twist. yeah, i don't remember you from geometry. i was shy in that class. '...old vice principle, mrs. kline.' mrs k?!?! hornitos premium tequila. purer than your intentions. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you very much. welcome back, everybody. nation, before we continue, i want to invite you tuul see me live at the gelyard municipal auditorium in charleston, south carolina, to benefit the james w. colbert endowed chair at the university of south carolina, it's this friday, july 1 at 8:00 where i'll finally have a public forum to talk about myself on a friday. (laughter) i will be interviewed by m nbc's jonathan alter, me and alter, a fight to the death. don't tell him that part. (laughter) now, folks, i'm a big fan of tea party darling and '70s rock and roll participant ted nugent who last week wrote a powerful editorial in the "washington times" headlined "millennials sleep as their future crumbles. today's youth snooze while government steals

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.ht lime. it's bud light. with a twist. welcome back, everybody. thanks very much. nation, i'm sure i don't have to tell you the emmy awards are a scant 109 days away. which reminds me, i almost forgot, it's time to pull out my emmy advent calendar. here we go. [scatting] what's i going to be? oh, it's a chocolate emmy. oh, a beautiful... oh, oh, and a little envelope. and the winner is... okay. uh-huh. okay. and the winner is... "the daily show with jon stewart." [audience reacts] bull [bleeped] all right. jon's mouth couldn't be here tonight, so i accept this on his behalf. bitter. [laughter] anyway, folks... [laughter] that candy was put in there a long time ago. [laughter] folks, you know the emmy is the only reason i do this show. you think i appear on magazine cover, collaborate with my musical heroes and hobnob with billionaires and presidents because i like it? no. i keep pulling 70-hour work weeks and forgetting the names of my children in hopes that one day i high win the hand

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor. it's bud light. with a twist. as we all now know, just yesterday donald trump announced at the nbc fall schedule unveiling that he would not be seeking the office of the presidency. his announcements followed quickly by the announcement that amanda peet will be going to series. both important. luckily trump did not allow the objective reality of his failed presidential run to dampen his imaginary presidential victory. >> this decision does not come easily without regret, especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by the ranking at the top of the republican contenders in polls across the country. i maintain the strong conviction that if i were to run, i would be able to win the primary. i love this guy. and ultimately the general election. >> jon: i very easily could have become the leader of the free world, restored america's status abroad and such and such, but i realized i can do for more good and mankind building upscale golf courses and condominiums in the gr

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.ght lime. it's bud light. with a twist. of course. ugh. ♪ [ male announcer ] icy cool intensity so you're prepared no matter how close you get. where were we? dentyne ice. practice safe breath. >> jon: my guest tonight is a bestselling author. he's a prize-winning journalist. he hosts "bill moyers journal." his new book is called "bill moyers journal: the conversation continues. " please welcome back to the program bill moyers. [cheers and applause] so nice to see you. and you too. >> jon: thank you for coming by. i was reading. it's so nice to read the interviews that are compiled in this because it reminds you of just what a great voice you are on television, and it's, you know, pardon me, and i know that you'll be uncomfortable doing this, but what's so nice about your interviews is they provide context but not amnesty. they have this incredible ability to bring out the layers of a story, but not to excuse anything elsement and you may just nod if you want. [laughter and applause] i

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.ht lime. it's bud light. with a twist. >> stephen: welcome back, thank you very much. my guest tonight wantses to provide free education to everyone in the world. big deal. i do that every night. please welcome salomon kuan. (cheers and applause) mr. kuan, thanks so much for coming on. please. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: let's explain to the people out there who may not know who you are. there are a lot of people without do know who you are. how many students have you taught so far. >> we have, we have delivered over 50 million lessons. >> stephen: 50 million lessons. >> right. >> stephen: by we is it you? >> i'm right now the faculty. >> okay. >> stephen: the sole faculty. >> right now. yeah. right now. >> stephen: okay. do you pay yourself anything? >> i used to, well, it started off i was helping out my cousins and i had another job and they were -- >> hedge fund guys. >> i used to work at a hedge fund. >> degree from mit, a degree from harvard. you were on hedge fund, cha

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.t lime. it's bud light. with a twist. you know, something you said earlier reminded me of one of the interviews we did in a book with susan jacobi. you were talking a lot about the language of keeping things hidden and the language of deception. it seems like the public discourse is now the language of deception, and news media, whose job it would be to defog the room, are pretending that they can just not even referee but i don't know, mod rated wouldn't be the right word, narrate. it seems like the news media today just far -- narrates as opposed to anything else. >> they're narrating their impression. they're not reporting about the world. susan jacobi is one of the most interesting interviews about her because she's the author of a book about people who exercise independent judgment. they're the rebels and the protesters. and she talk about what you just said. in fact, i don't like to interview... i admire what politicians dork but i don't like to interview them because their langu

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for lime calcium and rust, lime-a-way is a must.he 81- year- old will find out today whether he'll get a >>> back to court in boston today for mobster james "whitey" bulger. the 81-year-old will find out today whether he will get a public defender or have to pay for his own lawyer. he is facing 19 counts of murder. bulger and his girlfriend were arrested last week in santa monica. now people are lining up to get a chance to rent the apartment where he was caught. >>> the defense is expected to rest today in the murder trial of a florida woman accused of killing her 2-year-old daughter. the big question is whether 25- year-old suspect casey anthony will take the stand. she is accused of suffocating caylee anthony three years ago. her lawyers claim the child accidentally drowned in her grandparents' swimming pool. >>> and the british are coming! today prince william and his new bride kate arrive in canada to start their north american tour. after landing the duke and duchess of cambridge will head to the national war memorial to lay a

bud light lime. all the refreshment of bud light, with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor. fine. our next guest today, five-time oscar nominee who has won emmys and a golden globe for her work as patty hewes on the television show "damages," which has it's fourth season premiere, july 13th at 10:00 p.m. on directv. please welcome the great glenn close, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, i love it when you come by. i'm such a big fan. you are the greatest. >> it's fun to be here. >> jimmy: you shot your last show of the "damages," this season, today. your last shot. >> hours ago. >> jimmy: that's great. congratulations. >> yes. >> jimmy: so, now you can party! now you can party. let's go. break out the champaign. >> i have already. >> jimmy: oh, good. i love it. what are you going to do this summer? >> well, we're going to start off with a typical family vacation. we're going to go down to the -- to hatteras to the outer banks and continue learning how to kiteboard. >> jimmy: kiteboard? >> yeah. >> jimmy: see, i wouldn't do that. >> why not? >> jimmy: why, i

and 10 drops of lime juice. >> mix it up and drink t how does it work? the baking soda balances acids in the stomach while the sugar settles it and lime juice aids digestion. next, we have the dreaded cold. instead of spending loads of cash trying to decongest, says try dissolving some menthol crystals. can you find them at your local drugstore. sprinkle them on the floor of a steaming hot shower. is it willhelp clear you up in no time. >> it is more natural. >> reporter: if you suffer from acne, skip the sensitive store medications, try toothpaste. >> toothpaste works really great. milk of m agnesia works great, things that dry up on you. oatmeal is the new wonder drug. >> reporter: oatmeal contains an oil that coats the skin and protect it. you can also use oatmeal to help make your skin glow. skip the expensive facial products. >> can you add a little milk and honey and it makes a great face mask. >> if you are, looking to ooght tired puffy eyes, there is something cheaper than cucumbers, spoons. simply put them in the refrigerator to get cold and pla

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. >> only wearing key lime. >> i think it would. do you think a key lime suit would do me well? >> i think it would. >>> time now for an early look at some of the stories we'll follow throughout the day here on nbc. a detention hearing will take place for two iraq citizens arrested in kentucky last month charged with trying to provide cash and weapons to al qaeda militants in their home country. the two, who have pleaded not guilty could face life in prison if convicted. >>> on this day in 1906, president thee row door roosevelt signed the antiquities act into law giving himself and future presidents the right to landmark historic structures. 800,000 acres of the grand canyon have been preserved thanks to that act. >>> and happy birthday to barbara bush today. >>> all day long, you can stay on top of the very latest developments in those stories and others as they break on msnbc. and tonight be sure to watch brian williams with nbc "nightly news." >>> and, finally, here's a look at what's coming up later this morning on the "today" show. the latest on the twitter scandal surroun

for lime calcium and rust, lime-a-way is a must. [ male announcer ] nature valley sweet & salty nut barsted nuts and dipped in creamy peanut butter... ♪ ...making your craving for a sweet & salty bar... ♪ ..rresistible. by nature valley. ♪ >> jimmy: aquaman is very, very tough. our next guest is an nfl linebacker with an affinity for travel, adventure and pain. he's been all around the world, endangers himself. his new book is called "the sportsman." from the cincinnati bengals, please welcome, dhani jones. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you get that spider belt buckle on your travels? >> no, i didn't. i got it in new york city. >> jimmy: you got it in new york, all right? >> i did eat a tar ran chew la. >> jimmy: how was that? >> tasty. kibld of like soft shell crab. they add flavors, they got carmel -- >> jimmy: they do? >> all flavors. >> jimmy: they deep fry it? >> yeah. you want this one? >> jimmy: no. i rarely eat people's belt buckles. it's a weird thing about me. i never do it. this is something, because you went -- for those of you that don't know, you went to, what, 20 c

for lime calcium and rust, lime-a-way is a must.en amusing and shocking audiences with his stand-up act for years. these days he's standing up and souchbding off before a brand new type of audience on broadway. harry smith has our tickets. >> chris rock! >> thank you. women are just like the police. they can have all the evidence in the world but they want the confession. >> reporter: he is brash. >> my house costs millions of dollars. don't hate the player. hate the game. >> reporter: he is brilliant. >> that's right. you don't like gays, you're going to have a gay son. you don't like puerto ricans, your daughter is going to come home with one. >> reporter: and often a bonfire of profanity. >> i mean they don't great fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you (beep) up. when i'm talking to young comics i tell them don't curse. i swear i tell them all the time because the money is not cursing. i'm doing fine. i have a big house. ray romano would laugh at my house. ray romano who is like, are you kidding me? you want me to live i

. >> and a squeeze of lime. >> a little lime. >> and then you have your crazy corn.exico that are creamy -- >> let me get that. >> pati, forgive my friend. >> we can go back, we can go back. we're talking about now corn, quack mo not guacamole. >> it has corn, meaty avocados and quick vinaigrette that has lime juice and apple cider vinegar that i love because it's straightforward, salt, pepper. >> i love how the lime picks up with the corn and bursts with flavor. >> yes. to top it off, pumpkin seeds, sprinkle that on top, and then i call this a chop-chop salad. >> it looks delicious. >> mix it all in. and this, which is a treat. >> it's a tort. >> it is a blessing between a corn soufflet and cornbread. it's moist enough and firm enough, super versatile. you can eat it on the side of meat or fish. if you have any leftoverless, you can have it the next morning with a cup of coffee. >> you top it with -- >> you top it -- creepy people visiting me. get your napkins around. >> thought you'd never ask. >> then you top it poblano rajas. >> good job. >> then we get to taste.

>> lime juice. freshly squeezed lime juice. >> it cures it.little bit of taste. >> is that a special kind, thai fish sauce? >> thai fish sauce. it's anchovies. actually dried anchovies. >> what was that, sugar? >> a little bit of sugar. couple of pinches of sugar. mix that? >> you pour that into the fish. you have red snapper but would any fish work? >> depending on any flavor you want. a nice white fish. this is what we're going to be using at work. >> pour that on to the fish? >> you. >> you say that cures it. i say cooks it. >> 15 minutes. curing is cooking it in a way. we mix that up like that. >> and 15 minutes. how do you know it's done? >> it turns white. as we move on to the one we've already done here, see how it's actually turned white? it's cured. it's ready to be served. >> then we add these things? >> freshly grated coconut, cilantro leaves, mint leaves, some diced red -- and 30 seconds left, let's make sure we get to our second appetizer, which is a mouthful. you use the leaf because that's the japanese -- you can't find the thai

. >> lime juice, baking soda and sugar. it's a 1/2-teaspoon of baking soda.-- 1/4 tea soon of baking soda, it's a -- teaspoon of baking soda, 1/2-teaspoon of sugar and 1/2-teaspoon of lime juice. >> reporter: next we have the dreaded cold. instead of spending loads of cash trying to deacon jest he says try dissolving some menthol -- decongesh, he says try dissolving some menthol crystals and if you suffer from acne, skip the expensive store medications. try toothpaste. >> toothpaste works really great as long as you only put it on by itself. milk of magnesia works really great, things that you know try up on you. >> reporter: for a bad sunburn or itchy skin, you might want to save some of your breakfast. >> oatmeal is the new wonder drug. >> reporter: you heard right. oatmeal contains an oil that coats the and protects it. you can also use that oatmeal to help make your skin glow, so skip the expensive facial products. >> you can add a little milk to it and a little hope and it makes a great face -- honey and it makes a great facemask. it's soothing for dry s

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he's hanging out in the bud light lime greenroom. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> this morning on "earlyoday" the gloves are off. president obama goes after republicans over tax breaks, accusing them of siding with america's wealthiest. >>> rock and a hard place. the search is on for two men seen vandalizing a dam in an on-line video they posted. >>> and swept away. a massive mudslide shuts down the trans-canadian highway in a massive mudslide shuts down the trans-canadian highway in british columbia. captions paid for by nbc-universal television >>> hello, and good morning. welcome to our viewers across the nation, including the pacific time zone. i'm lynn berry, and today we begin with no more mr. nice guy. yesterday in president obama's first formal news conference since march he delivered a presidential tongue lashing. his target? lawmakers in congress who he said aren't doing enough for americans, mocking them for their procrastination on the debt ceiling deadline. nbc's kristen dahlgren reports. >> reporter: for most of his press conference a frustrated president obama took congres

some of the venues we are looking into currently -- lime, the room, circlo, 1121 howard street -- some are non-permitted events. you will see notices of violation. you will see an attractive citations, when given in the last two -- you will see administrative citations, one given in the last two weeks. this is divided into quality of life, basic incidents, and violence. most of these, i know officer matthias from central has spoken on. there was an incident on broadway, security having trouble with a patron. they brought the patron outside. officers got involved when the patron was turning violent. unfortunately, an officer was a salted. the officer was not hurt badly and the patron was brought into custody. there were a few other batteries in the broadway area. but overall we are not seeing anything major or out of the ordinary for this time of year. one issue is that over the weekend we had an incident. we are still waiting for the report. we have yet to get it. i was working that evening and responded to the scene. what it looks like is that we had a shot fired. it is possible at th

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on the line from wenski, some florida oranges, handmade cigars and key lime pies.nd from farrell, barbecue ribs, tortillas, salsa and pecan pies. >>> we have a story today about courage and humanity in the face of brutal oppression. in one of the nazi concentration camps during world war ii, there was a jewish prison choir. the members learned verdi's famous requiem mass, with its plea to god for deliverance from evil. survivors said they derived spiritual strength from singing the requiem to their captors. bob faw reports. >> every note. get inside of every note. inside of every note. >> in a washington, d.c., church an impassioned conductor implores his choir. ♪ >> don't move, don't move. very nice. what you're doing is very nice, and there's no room for that. it has to be extraordinary. the sort of thing that you will remember all of your lives. >> whenever he can, murry sidlin urges them to do more, because what they're rehearsing, what they are trying to commemorate, is another performance by another choir in horrific circumstances -- jewish prisoners in a naz

war were made known science very much with the assistance of the west thanks very much indeed rob lime stepped out of the online magazine spiked joining me live in london well a not a man wanted in the hague as i've already mentioned is a libyan leader colonel gadhafi but as financial not great comebacks kaiser's says the man is for the victim to the international bankers. later in the program we take a look at how bankers gladly accepted get their fees billions and wasted it. that's still to come for you but first a major far and ammunition storage depot in central russia has been raging for over twenty hours and has triggered a series of explosions and forced tens of thousands out of their homes and left over sixty people injured two elderly people have died from heart attacks said to have been brought on by the incident and sivits has the details. well the situation has a slightly improved at the size of the fire but it is still described as being very serious indeed of close can express across the central russian region all that moved here late last night when a fire broke out mili

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mining is sixty five percent foreign owned or book publishing sixty three percent are cement industry lime gypsum products sixty two percent and turbans and transmission equipment. fifty seven percent foreign owned manufacturing in general fifty three percent foreign own plastics fifty two percent insurance fifty one percent glass products forty eight percent kolbein forty eight percent advertising forty one percent pharmaceuticals forty percent foreign owned all of the profits from all of those industries are going overseas all we get are the paychecks we don't get the profits and we're losing it we're losing our economic sovereignty. well tom the bigger problem the bigger problem for me is not that they're investing their money in industries in america it's that they're buying our debt you know they're buying our debt and they're providing this road to us that we're addicted and that's the bigger problem but let's talk a minute about why do we have this deficit in two thousand and eight i was the united states national champion export of the year i do business in more than one hundred co

they have been turning lime stone in to cement and people lifing in the area are concerned about the products. >> we are implementing a technology for the cement plant, and we the first to apply the reduction technology. >> they employed a carbon injection system last month. the chart indicates early test results that shows murkry in the air is reduced by 90 percent. one neighborhood group is applauding the efforts. >> they are one of the highest murkry emitters in the cement trea and the first now to use this. we are looking forward to seeing the resultings. >> lehigh said they will install an epa approved monitoring system in october and that system should reassure everyone that there are significant murkry reductions. >> the entire cement industry is under orders to comply with new murkry standards by 2013. county leaders praised lehigh for making the changes and leading the pact. >> they didn't have to comply by 2013. it shows good faith and commitment to air quality that they have met it more than two years early. >> the effort to reduce the murkry is ahead of the curve it will

. >> a white rum cake with lime and mint just like the drink but sweeter. >> pay attention. >> reporterve over. move kimberly and her sister. main street cupcakes in rocky riff ohio. their top secret concoctions ended up thwarting terrorists. how did betty crocker end up meeting robert ludlum. the target. website for al qaeda, wannabe terrorists swap plans. these are the players, mi 6. united kingdom version of the cia to take down the website they hack in and switch bomb making recipes with codes the decipher the codes and would-be terrorists get this recipes not for bombs but for the ohio bakery's famous mojito cup cakes. >> i got an alert on the phone and was not happy to see main street cupcakes in the same sentence as al qaeda. >> reporter: why main street? they were once featured on the ellen website for best cupcakes in america. just how do they feel about being caught up in all this international intrigue? >> we definitely found this to be a surreal experience. i assure you there is nothing sinister behind our cupcake shop. >> reporter: this gives new meaning to the phrase this

you put in some mashed avacado and lime and spear it with a tiny piece of cheese.are lobster blts, costco does a great lobster salad. >> costco is unbelievable. everything they do is unbelievable, costco. >> you have the bacon and the blt and these are little ice cream sandwiches. tiny cookies and sorbet. and you can do chocolate chip cookies and ice cream. >> meredith, we wiv you were going to celebrate with us on saturday. but we're going to be in aspen, colorado. we'll be having happy hour. >> meredith will be back tomorrow. >> some decor ideas that are also super-easy. >> we'll see you then. >> thanks so much. >>> up next, choosing the right four-legged friend -- where you going, meredith. for your guy. but first, this is "today" on nbc. ♪ [ male announcer ] if you're ready to get more from your tv service than comcast can give, now's a great time to switch to at&t u-verse tv. make the switch! [ female announcer ] call to get at&t u-verse -- now with free hd -- for only 29 a month for six months. or get 300 back via promotion card with a qualifying u-verse bund