music from linkin park.he cletones. and now, above all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by abc, inc. >> hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. welcome. that's very kind. i appreciate it. i don't want to bring anybody down tonight, but well, i suppose you heard the news by now, jon and kate are getting a divorce. if i seem tired it's because i have been up all night trying to care about this. if you aren't familiar with jon and kate, congratulations. but if you aren't, they have a reality show called "jon and kate plus eight" on tlc. last night they had a big, big show announcement on which they announced their separation. it's said to be amicable. he gets the 23-year-old girlfriend, she gets to keep the crazy hairdo. they say it's good for your kids to announce your divorce on tv, it helps them adjust. if they do bring the show back, i don't know how they'd do it or what they'd call it because it wouldn't be jon and kate or plus eight. but if kate decides to do a spinoff, i h