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. >> welcome home, lisa g! [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >>> good morning. i'm john muller. >> i'm diana perez. here are some of the top headlines we are following this morning on "world news now." president obama holding a news conference today to field question as s but the recent terror alert that shut down more than 20 u.s. embassies and consulates. just last month u.s. diplomats were evacuated from the pakistan capital city. >> president obama selected 16 people to receive the medal of freedom. bill clinton, oprah winfrey and gloria steinham. >>> a person of interesting, a registered sex offender who once dated sandra coke and spotted with her sunday before she vanished. >> the fbi reopened an investigation into the kidnapping in a chicago hospital decade ago. after the kidnapping the parents were reunited with the child who turned out not to be theirs. these are some of our top stories on this friday, august 9th. >> announcer: from abc news, this is "world news now" with john muller and diana perez. >

[cheers and applause] >> welcome home, lisa g.! >>> good morning. i'm john muller. >> i'm diana perez. here are some of the top headlines we're following this morning on "world news now." >> breaking news from southern california, crews are battling through the night against a fast-moving wildfire east of l.a. at least ten homes have burned to the ground in the town of banning. a resident and two firefighters have already ben hurt. >> cleveland home where ariel castro held three women captive was torn down. ariel castro forced to turn over the deed of the home and pay to have it demolished as the plea deal. grass will be planted on the site. >> volunteers combing through an oakland, california neighborhood looking for a 50-year-old woman who disappeared four days ago. sandra coke, a criminal defense investigator, and left home to follow a lead about her stolen dog. >> three winning tickets in last night's $448 million powerball drawing. two solden new jersey. one in minnesota. the breaking details just ahead. those are some of our top stories on thi

captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- >> welcome home, lisa g!on "tmz" -- >> thomas in a hot tub and this f.b.i. agent has a big machine gun. >> that's my water gun just in case. >> he is on "criminal minds" and plays an f.b.i. agent. he got catfished worst than i have ever seen. >> worse than manti te'o? >> second worst. >> melissa mccarthy at the gym. >> when did he get so buff? >> come on, dude. >> he is going to kill all of the jews himself. >> the lindsay lohan/oprah interview, lindsay lohan is still lying about how much cocaine she did. >> i really haven't done it more than 10 times. >> she did it like for six months straight and that counts for once. >> she doesn't count it unless sleep.to >> i got matt right now. >> how long do you brush your teeth? i can do better. >> i used to date a girl, she would gag on it. that's how you knew she was done. e goes i have done the same. >> it's "tmz's" celebrity hot tub party with "criminal minds" star thomas gibson. >> it's really beautiful here. let me see behind me, yeah. >> so there is tom filming

. >> the highlight of the night, spending it with >> welcome home, lisa g![captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on tmz tmz - >> lady gaga has finally done it. she's stripped naked on camera and it's the weirdest thing i think i have seen. >> sends the wrong message. kind of like yoga without sweating. >> i support anything where people are fully naked. >> i can name ten people you would say no to. >> and they're all in this room. >>chopped off all of hehair. >> i hate it! i hate it so much! >> this is amazing. she has the best short hair of anyone with short hair before. she joan of arc.aughter] >> kate hudson's upset about being the cov of "sports illustrated." she felt l meat. i'm not a toy, i'm a human. i'm not here to be used. she's not a toy. she's two toys. >> have paul degilder. he's on discovery and "jaws" and swimming in sydney harbour when he was attacked. >> ripped off my hand and hamstring. >> one of his mates reached in and grabbed the artery. >> australians, they're real men. shark bite! >> and now

." >> welcome home, lisa g.! [captioning made possible by warner bros.vision distribution] >> today on "tmz" -- >> the country of swit has offered oprah an apology for a racist encounter that happened at like a purse store. >> she looks at a handbag she likes and the lady said, i don't want to hurt your feelings but, in other words, you can't afford it. >>tyler perry's pretty woman. >> matt damon and his family. >> congratulations on the movie, man. >> matt damon has a new movie out, it's getting a ton of criticism. rich people get to live in paradise. they have no poverty. and everybody else slaves on earth and trapped. >> what's wrong with that? >> we have machine gun kelly. >> deejay? >> rapper. >> he appears extremely wasted. valet. and another guy shows up and he didn't have a car. [laughter] >> at the newark airport yesterday -- >> people ask for the singer. >> they judge your penis by how big your middle finger is.>> so. rumors him and patrick ewing had compression shorts with a separate pocket for their dong. you guys don't have that n your pants

lisa robertson. hi. how are you. nice to see you. i can just say you don't quite look like the others. what is gow you wonder what they look lik lunderneath. this is it. katie: when i watch y'all, i know you love your beards. i know your wives love your beards. but i think you are very good looking underneath those beards. i kind of want to shave them off but you wouldn't let me do that? >> nah. katie: you left the family business back in 1988. >> well, i went into the ministry. someone needed to preach, especially to this group behind me. was there for 22 years. a great time together. but this is a great opportunity to continue to do that all over the country and all over the world now. katie: talk about a congregation, right. you have a lot ofeo people watching this show and a hug opportunity. is thaist why you wanted to com back? >> absolutely. i have sort of been the outcast, no doubt about it in the family. i bathe regularly. i wear deodorant, you know. katie: you shave. >> i shave. they kind of kept me in the back and i forced my way out. katie: lisa, how do you feel about this? the rest o