. ♪ come on, girl >> they go to school in lisbon and they say, is your mother madonna?. as in portugal. which is whehere s and her brood are living now. but last night, she was back in new york, first at barney's, where her new mdna skin care line is available. even her kids use it. >> everyone loves the spray. a favorite in the house. a lot of hydration. >> reporter: looks like madonna is living her best life. after the launch, she made another lifelong dream come true at a comedy club, doing a standup act with pal amy schumer. >> i think feeling your best has to do with being happy if your life. i would like the to sleep more. >> i feel yo >> all parents do. >>> one of my favorite things. country music. i should put my southern accent on right now. >> is that it? >> here comes my south carolina self. i love me some thomas rhett. >> i love this picture of thomas and his family at a friend's wedding pip had chance to spend an afternoon with thomas and his wife. the first country artist signed to jay z's rock nation label. everything is changed. a newborn. a toddler. and

sporting lisbon had lost their last four matches in the champions league but they managed a 3—2 win awayfull details on the bbc website. shanghai sipg are through to the semi—finals of the asian champions league after an incredible game in guangzhou. the top two teams in the chinese super league scored ten goals between them over the two legs, but it's shanghai who go through after beating evergrande 5—4 in a penalty shootout. austin halewood reports. with a 4-0 with a 4—0 all lead, you would have forgiven shanghai sipg for thinking that the hard work was done. but if evergrande needed an early goal, they got it. just 15 minutes later, a second. two goals in the first half down. it was time for shanghai sipg to regroup. but the one—way traffic continued. the hosts got a third through ricardo, and then another to level things. extra time. hulk got the first of the match for shanghai sipg and in style as well. but a dangerous tackle from wang was what shanghai sipg did not need. the side reduced to nine men. a hat—trick from the spot. the match came down to penalties. when ricardo could no

three ahead of portugal although they still have to visit the european champions for a showdown in lisbone a vastly superior goal difference. german coachjoachim loew has condemned the fans who sang nazi era chants during their win over the czech republic on friday. the chants came on the anniversary of germany's invasion of poland in 1939 that triggered world war ii. translation: i'm not upset or sad, but i am angry. this is maybe the best description of my feelings. i am really, really upset about what happened. the fact that some so—called fans used football and the stage of an international game to bring great shame and disgrace to our country with their behaviour, i think every single one of those people should not be allowed to enter the stadium. that would be an absolute win. a century from virat kohli helped his side to another win in sri lanka, completing a 5—0 whitewash in their one day cricket series. kohli's unbeaten 110 guided his side to their target of 239 with six wickets and 21 balls to spare. earlier, the hosts were bowled out for 238, two balls short of their fifty over

where he cycled down through north america before landing back in europe for the final stretch from lisbonris. cycling from 4am until nine at night, he saw the sun rise and set over the australian desert, the vast russian landscape, the pyrenees... averaging 240 miles a day, the equivalent of cycling from london to blackpool every day since 2nd july... through injuries, high winds and heavy rains. 0fficially three quarters of the way around the world... but i'm fighting a massive headwind today, so i'm not quite in the right headspace to celebrate yet. this is the end of an epicjourney. mark beaumont has not only smashed his own previous round the world timing, but he's also cut the current world record by a third. at the finish line, he was greeted by an official from the guinness book of records, his time, 78 days and 1a hours... an achievement he once said that would only feel real when he got to stop. lucy williamson, bbc news, paris. newsnight‘s about to begin over on bbc two in a few moments. here's evan davis. tonight, we hear from tonight, we hearfrom the man who was sent to jailju

roma are off the mark as well and barcelona needed an own goal to beat sporting lisbon.n is a win for barcelona. a great evening for british clubs in europe. thank you for joining british clubs in europe. thank you forjoining us. england have taken the one day international series against west indies, thanks to a six run win via the duckworth—lewis method, after rain ended the 11th match early at the oval. it gives england an unassailable 3—0 lead with just one match to play. joe lynskey reports. this is the price you pay for autumnal cricket. a staring finish fixed in the by the rain. england had donejust fixed in the by the rain. england had done just enough to get over the line. for the west indies this has been a luckless series. evelyn lewis was finding all corners of the oval. england couldn't get him out until this. —— evin lewis. the tourists had posted a hefty target. england's line—up was missing two stars. jason roy took his chance. the windies had victory in reach. it fell once again to moeen ali to rescue things. late i’u ns to moeen ali to rescue things. la

leicester believed they'd completed a £22 million dealfor the player from sporting lisbon but fifa rejectedause it came just after the deadline of the summer transfer window. leicester are appealing against the decision. former two—weight world champion carl frampton has confirmed jamie moore is his new trainer. frampton recently ended his long—term relationship with manager barry mcguigan and his trainer, son shane. and there could be a shake—up of the women's super league on the cards. bbc sport understands it could become a one—tier league but only for clubs that have full—time players. the plans could come into play in a year's time, ready for the start of the next season. cricket now and the third and final test between england and west indies starts tomorrow. after a surprise victory for the windies in the last test at headingley, it's all to play for. the match at lord's is england's final test before they face australia in the first ashes test in brisbane in november. here's our sports correspondent, joe wilson. this summer was always going to be a learning experience forjoe root, e

it takes the plastic to lisbon free of charge and two recycling companies there are willing to deal withall. >> it wasn't easy to find them. no one was willing to pick up the island nation's garbage. the exchange program costs about 30,000 euros to run annually. and in a year, it needs fresh funding, but plans are already in the pipeline. >> we've already ordered a machine which makes plastic thread out of the e bottles. we can work with it to make baskets and other things. that'll be super. >> principe is trying hard to be environmentally sustainable. it's a constant balancing act. the needs of almost 8000 inhabitants have to be taken into account and so does protecting one of the most important and species-rich forests in africa. the island has been a unesco biosphere for four years, a status the islanders treasure. most of them live from niche agricultural products and tropical fruits. and cocoa, a portuguese colonial legacy. the economy here isn't self-supporting. a lot needs to be imported which generates lot of garbage. regional president josé cardoso cassandra has ambitious plans.

australasia after that across north america from anchorage to halifax and the final stage will be lisbon through madrid and all the way over the pier in east palo it's a total of eighteen thousand miles across the globe but naturally it wasn't a journey without hurdles. morning. six weeks or so here and shunted the march on a big chunk of damage total to march on total to call it's not just. been about distance this has been a remarkable test of endurance marcus been cycling sixteen hours a day starting at four o'clock in the morning and surviving on as little as five hours sleep a night he's enjoyed rain and hail when he had to come to an accident he broke his tooth people off and nearly broke his nose but he just kept going he's like an absolute machine. of to catching up with his children mark says the first thing he's looking forward to is a good night's sleep in a comfortable bed with al-jazeera paris. turkmenistan is staging the largest sports event in its history as malik reports from ask about the asian indoor and martial arts games are boosting the country's campaign to establis

. >> madonna recently moved to lisbon, portugal, releasing video of her excursions, but she's now gettingpped in her tracks or at least a delivery to her is. >> she posted this image looking not so thrilled with the caption when you've been arguing with customs all week that you really are madonna, and they still won't release your package. >> but then look who replies. it's julie from fedex. >> hi, julie. >> asking her to direct message her the address, tracking and phone number, and she's going to sort out. people just didn't believe she'd moved to portugal. people just didn't believe she'd moved to portugal. i did everything i could to make her party perfect. almost everything. you know, 1 i n 10 houses could get hit by an expensive septic disaster. but for only $7 a month, rid-x helps break down waste. avoid a septic disaster with rid-x. ♪ >>> is's that time of year again, time to go back to school. can be nerve-wracking for young and old alike. >> that's why one community is using the buddy system in a new way, pairing seniors with kids and getting amazing results. here's abc's david

before landing back in europe for the final stretch from lisbon to paris.er the australian desert. the vast russian landscape. the pyrenees. averaging 214 miles per day, the equivalent of cycling from london to blackpool, every day, sincejuly the second. i thought i lost my front teeth. three injuries, and heavy rains.|j thought i lost my front teeth. three injuries, and heavy rains. i am fighting a massive headwind today. i am not quite in the right headspace to celebrate yet. this is the end of an epicjourney. to celebrate yet. this is the end of an epic journey. mark to celebrate yet. this is the end of an epicjourney. mark beaumont has not only smashed his own previous round the world timing but he has also cut the current world record by one third. at the finish line, he was greeted by an official from the guinness book of records. his time, 78 days and 14 hours. an achievement he once said would only feel real when he got to stop. an incredible achievement. congratulations, mark. thank you for joining us. we will see you soon. hello there. with a ridg

leicester believed they'd completed a £22 million dealfor him from sporting lisbon but fifa rejectedster are appealing against the decision. former two weight world champion carl frampton has confirmed jamie moore as his new trainer. frampton recently ended his long term relationship with manager barry mcguigan and his trainer—son shane. the wales and lions fly—half dan biggar will join northampton from ospreys next summer. after more than 10 years in south wales, biggar will move to franklin's gardens after completing this season with ospreys. biggar has won 56 caps for wales and was a member of the british & irish lions squad in new zealand this summer. and before i go, there's time to let you know that the bbc get inspired unsung hero award is open for nominations. it's designed to recognise those who devote their free time to help people in grass—roots activities. you can find everything you need to know at: bbc.co.uk/unsunghero. that's all sport for now. leah boleto has more in the next hour. one of the strongest hurricanes ever has been battering the caribbean. cricks fawkes ex

where he cycled down through north america before landing back in europe for the final stretch from lisbonthe australian desert, the vast russian landscape, the pyrenees... averaging 240 miles a day, the equivalent of cycling from london to blackpool every day since second july... through injuries, high winds and heavy rains. 0fficially three quarters of the way around the world... but i'm fighting a massive headwind today, so i'm not quite in the right headspace to celebrate yet. this is the end of an epicjourney. mark beaumont has not only smashed his own previous round the world timing, but he's also cut the current world record by a third. at the finish line, he was greeted by an official from the guinness book of records, his time, 78 days and 1a hours... an achievement he once said that would only feel real when he got to stop. lucy williamson, bbc news, paris. what an amazing human endurance. congratulations, marked, on your new world record. you have been watching newsday. stay with us. we'll hear why the chief executive of india's tata communications plans to remain invested in th

midfielder silva by 1a seconds after thinking they had completed a £22 million dealfor the sporting lisbone under stories just after half past two. —— on those stories. sinn fein has called for the resumption of formal negotiations to try to form a power—sharing government in northern ireland. the stormont executive collapsed in january and months of talks have so far failed to overcome a series of disputes between unionists and republicans. our ireland correspondent chris buckler is in belfast. they would say this, wouldn't they, because they are heavily involved in the reasons it has not happened? i am aware it does feel like politics in northern ireland is a series of talks and appreciation is to get to this next step of talks and negotiations. we spoke earlier this week, we had the secretary of state for not and james brokenshire meeting each individual party. the irish foreign minister beenjerked, he was having the same kind of conversations. today's statement by sinn fein indicates they want to get backin sinn fein indicates they want to get back in to proper talks to try to restore

there were 41 days for the masters treaty, and 25 days for the lisbon treaty, 39 days to enter the europeanon but it was just a common market. eight days for leaving the eu. it's almost beyond a joke. it is eight days with eight hours protected every day. really importantly, i think honourable members need to appreciate that this withdrawal bill is to provide a base for the uk's departure from the eu. there will be a large number of subsequent bills relating to new policies, new systems and new processes, there will be many opportunities for all colleagues across the house to have their views taken into account and as we said time and again, it is clear that we want to be a consulting government and want to take into account the views right across the house. the shadow leader of the commons raised another concern about the bill — the use of what are known as henry the eighth powers which allow ministers to make changes to legislation without the detailed scrutiny of parliament. and with the withdrawal bill, section seven, eight and nine, it says the minister of the crown may by regulations

where he cycled down through north america, before landing back in europe, for the final stretch from lisbonr the australian desert. the vast russian landscape. the pyrenees. averaging 240 miles per day, the equivalent of cycling from london to blackpool every day, since 2july. i thought i'd lost my front teeth. through injuries, high winds and heavy rains. 0fficially three quarters of the way around the world, but... i'm fighting a massive headwind today, so i'm not quite in the right headspace to celebrate yet. cheering and applause. this is the end of an epicjourney. mark beaumont has not only smashed his own previous round—the—world timing, but he has also cut the current world record by a third. at the finish line, he was greeted by an official from the guinness book of records. his time — 78 days and 14 hours. an achievement, he once said, that would only feel real when he got to stop. the artist banksy is getting a lot of attention in london. two of his new murals have been spotted near the barbican centre, marking the opening of an exhibition by the american artist jean—michel basqui

lisbon took 25. entering the common market took 20. we'll have eight days! it'sjust bizarre.rs defeats in the commons and lords, how serious is that? is that something that will be the end of the government? because it's not an issue of a policy, it's a principle and people have voted in a referendum. it's the task of both houses to improve the bill. there are two elements to it. one is to ensure that there is proper parliamentary scrutiny of the process and the other is certainty in law once it is enacted. we have to get the bill right, if the government doesn't accept it's defeated. i don't see a problem with that and the government should be looking to itself to ensure the outcome is a bill that actually achieves those objectives. i'm sure this is something we will return to. we'll see what happens on monday. but for the moment, thank you very much for coming into the programme. and if you'd like to see a longer version of that interview, it's available on our website, bbc.co.uk/parliaments. now let's go back to wednesday and prime minister's questions. jeremy corbyn used

from behind to win 2—1 at atletico madrid and barcelona needed an "own goal" to see off sporting in lisboned twice as manchester united won 4—1 at cska moscow. here's the manchester united managerjose mourinho... and you may have seen over the weekend a number of american football players in the united states protesting in large numbers at racial and social inequality. they did so by kneeling during the national anthem. president trump said that players who protested during the national anthem should be fired. and he's again criticised the nfl for their stance. i think the nfl is in a box. i think they are in a really bad box. you look at what is happening with their ratings and frankly, the only thing doing well is the pre— game. everybody wants to see what's going on. the nfl is in a very bad box. you cannot have people disrespecting our national anthem, our flag, you cannot have people disrespecting our nationalanthem, ourflag, our country and that's what they're doing. and in my opinion, the nfl has to change or you know what's going to happen? their business is going to happen? their

scale asia after that across north america from anchorage to halifax and the final stage will be lisbon through madrid and all the way over the pair in east palo a total of eighteen thousand miles across the globe but naturally the epic journey hasn't been without its totals i think this morning. i think struggling with the three. seconds or so. i think for seven and. slightly but only for just two four hours jerry or enchanted to my time but a big chunk of damage total to my time total to call has been documenting the trip along with the support crew with twice daily updates on the social media channels. but. for the. jedi order to start history was tougher than i expected the need twenty nine thousand kilometer johnnie's never actually been completed in eighty days the record is one hundred twenty three beaumont will completed in seventy nine once he crosses the finish line in paris home and al jazeera when you get a moment visit our website al jazeera dot com. with . the and. i'm richelle carey these are the headlines on al-jazeera iraq's supreme court has ruled to suspend next week'

leicester believed they'd completed a £22—million deal for him from sporting lisbon but fifa rejectedust after the deadline of the summer transfer window. leicester are appealing against the decision. and before i go, there's time to let you know that the bbc get inspired unsung hero award is open for nominations. it's designed to recognise those who devote their free time to help people in grass—roots activity and sports — and it's been expanded this year. you can find everything you need to know at bbc.co.uk/unsunghero that's all sport for now. one of the most powerful atlantic storms ever recorded, hurricane irma, is battering the caribbean islands of antigua, barbuda and anguilla. it is expected to move on to the british virgin islands, puerto rico, the dominican republic and haiti. the french cabinet minister has said the storm has already caused major damage in saint martin's, blowing the roofs of buildings and flooding homes. earlier my colleague spoke with blondel cluff, representative of the government of anguilla to the uk and eu. she said communications with the island have

chatting to people in lisbon, it is clear that most people seem to think that the government has got more liberal, kind of medical approach to drugs. but as with these things, not everybody agrees. we are heading just outside of the city, now, to meet a guy who runs his own drug clinic. the interesting thing about him is that, from what we've heard, he thinks it has gone that little bit too far. hi, carlos, nice to meet you, how are you doing? how are you? good. carlos fugas has been working to help users for over 30 years, and now runs this residential rehab centre for recovering addicts. what is it about the portuguese system that you think has just overstepped the mark? we need more restrictive measures, because it is too easy for our youngsters to get drugs. as we have walked around, we have seen clearly people dealing in the streets, in certain areas, and that is because, in your mind, they're allowed to carry quite a lot of drugs on them, so it's quite an easy cover, you can just walk around and say, "oh, this is for me". that is the main problem we have. but i must clarify tha

that likely to be occurring across northeastern parts of spain across portugal where there's good lisbon there twenty four degrees moldova seen plenty of showers there those continue as we head on through into the weekend west the weather across the mediterranean region where we're looking at highs of twenty six degrees in athens now heading into north africa it's fine it's a little bit cooler there in car a very pleasant thirty two degrees a mix them for central parts of africa we have some big scale convective systems these big storm clusters moving across through this central strip would like to see further storms developing nigerians see some fairly heavy rain at times well sort of circulation across parts of west africa they're giving some heavy rain bamako mali may pick up the old showers across southern portions of africa the weather is largely dry and fine should be a bright day in cape town with a high here of nineteen. the weather sponsored by cattle and race. i just want to make sure all of our audience is on the same things when they're on line and what are you expecting us c

still asia after that across north america from anchorage to alan fox and the final stage will be lisbon through madrid. and all the way over the pier in the east it's a total of eighteen miles across the globe but naturally it wasn't a journey without hurdles. it's not just about distance this is been a remarkable test. has been cycling sixteen hours a day starting at four o'clock in the morning and so on as little as five hours sleep a night he's enjoyed. his tooth and his nose. he's like an absolute machine. after catching up with his children mark says the first thing he's looking forward to is a good night's sleep in a comfortable bed with al-jazeera paris turkmenistan. in its history as. the asian. basting the country's campaign to establish itself on the world sporting map. it's the sporting. the biggest ever event more than six thousand athletes are national. turkmenistan doesn't have a rich sporting reputation and see the games as a chance to change that. who's already want to gold medal in jujitsu for the hosts is optimistic about the impact they will have. the fact that the ga

a new village commit to lisbon elected and is grappling with the odd u.s. tosca sustaining a community but residents of this chinese village have grown impatient and have one concern inside. the reclamation of that line. democracy is complicated. hard to have a six part series there one day but five years what kind of china's democracy experiment at this time is on mountains here and. this is al jazeera. hello i'm suits us and this is the news hour live from london coming up. provocation from pyongyang kim jong un fires yet another method all over japan and .

i am the lisbon centers vice president. james reston is a wilson center global fellow. i believe so -- is it? i was going to an event henry kissinger was speaking at and the chair set can everyone hear me and from the side henry , by definition, the people who cannot fear will not respond. -- the people who cannot hear will not respond. [laughter] you're at the wilson center and today is another in our books at wilson series featuring the latest book by the remarkable james reston who is a wilson center global fellow. the topic of the book deals with a contentious period in the history of the vietnam war, and the book itself deals with the contentious debate over how to americans'ar and the role and sacrifice during that period. that was fraught with politics and contention over the appropriate artistic expression to memorialize that dramatic period in american history. the gold standard of book reviews remains "the new york times." there reviewed this week and described the book as superb -- unexpectedly affecting unexpectedly affecting in terms of the emotions it evok

i was there at amsterdam, nice, lisbon.where union developed and expands, i have always fought for your. i have sometimes suffered with europe and agonized over europe. i have been through thick and thin with the european union's. never have i lost my love for the european union. as we all know, there's no love without disappointment. or very rarely. love for europe, i mean what i say. the european union has achieved so much of its divided world. inward and outward peace, prosperity, not for all but still for many. in 2018 we should consider what it means to have a european of cultural heritage and celebrate her cultural diversity. these three principles, freedom, equality and opportunity and rule of law have to remain the foundation of our ever stronger and never more united and democratic union. for the people of europe, what they're looking for is not new treaties, new institutions, they are means to announce, institutions, new treaties are per haps interest to us here but elsewhere people don't care to him. i'm only int

imagine told her instagram followers that she bought a house in lisbon and she plans on making a newworst actress and even worse director. and the album which is fine. win or lose, madonna can say she is the only celebrity who actually moved out of the country after donald trump won. now if she can convince lena dunham and amy schumer to keep their promises. but lena would never abandon her country, just her dog. james bond has always been known for having excellent judgment. but all that is about to change because he's getting married in his next film. sources familiar with the script told the "new york post" that the daniel craig bond character quits the' business and gets engaged. but like all bond movies there is always some excitement around the corner and this one is no different. after spending a month building a bridal registry. he gets lured back into the game in a platt to destroy the earth. he doesn't think he can stop it, but he gives it a go anyway because it's better than tbieght his fiance on what to register for. there is no word yet on how it all works out. but we ca

she is moving to lisbon.girl has made her home in cities including new york and london...... but recently she announced that she's making a change. however, she's not ready to take a bow just yet. madonna says her new digs have helped her groove back... and express herself. the 59-year-old singer and mom of six says she's working on new music... and a film. (steve) walter becker...the guitarist, bassist and co-founder of steely dan...has died. he passed away sunday at the age of 67, according to his personal website. no word as to the cause of his death becker co-founded steely dan with singer donald fagen in 19-72. they went on to produce a string of major hits in the 70s and early 80s, including "reelin' in the years", "do it again" and "rikki don't lose that number." steely dan was inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame in 2001. in a statement first reported by rolling stone, fagen says he intends to keep the music he and becker created together alive as long as he can. (pam) september is here, and t

sometime between late august and inly october, are asset lisbon, portugal is also arrested in moscow also during a home leave. november 6, our kgb asset in washington d.c. boards and their -- a flight at dulles bound for moscow. over and back, short trip. we never see him again. again, early november. our kgb asset in west germany travels to east berlin for a three day conference. he disappears. in 1986, february, our kgb asset in moscow is arrested. june or july, as best as we can in moscow is asset arrested. july 7, 1986, our long retired g .r.u. asset is arrested in moscow, one day after his 65th birthday. he is the highest ranking soviet intelligence officer this government has ever run. to 1987,rtunately, in our kgb asset in moscow, long retired, is arrested. so here we are, it is the end of 1985, and obviously something is seriously wrong. two possible explanations. we either have a human penetration of cia, or our communications have been compromised. in other words they are reading our traffic. what do we do? our first action was taken in response to a new volunteer. in janua

the friend said he dropped him at a property -- she dropped him at a property her family owns in lisbon, maryland. police searched the 22-acre property by air and on the ground, but his family still has no idea what happened to him. >> the uncertainty is at times paralyzing. >> every day that passes, the feeling that there has been criminal activity becomes more and more real. >> the car was found at the friend's house. his father is pastor of the sharpstown united methodist church which has raised $5,000 for information leading to finding david. >>> and tea kyle posted a letter to the nfl on facebook and describes her frustration with an organization that she used to see as a unifying force. kyle says the league protests have taken away her love of the game and made it about politics instead. she says rather than protesting, team players should be making a difference in their off time and lead by example. her post has been shared more than 5,000 times. >>> president trump is applauding saudi arabia's decision to finally let women behind the wheel. the ultra conservative kingdom issued

about one oh official told me, is like lisbon during world war ii, full of phis and foreign agents. >> bret: senate republicans are going to be moving forward to see if they can get any answers on all of this as well as house republicans in the intelligence community. the investigation into what russia may have done on social media is continuing as well. facebook says the company will provide two congressional investigators the contents of 3,000 ads bought by a russian agency. the move comes after the company faces growing pressure from members of congress to release the content of those ads. facebook had already released the ads to federal authorities investigating the russian interference in the presidential election, namely bob mueller. the leaders of the senate intelligence community have been seeking to bring facebook executives before committee since the company revealed the existence of the ads two weeks ago. senate republicans are counting heads and doing math tonight as they prepare for a possible vote on a last-ditch effort to repeal obamacare. she congressional corresponden

today, 19 flights in and out have been cancelled to destinations like lisbon, marseille, luxembourg,mers who have been affected have been sent a text or an e—mail, telling them that their flight has been cancelled. they are being directed to rya nair's been cancelled. they are being directed to ryanair‘s website. on the website, it says they can haven't refund or a replacement flight. haven't refund or a replacement flight. but consumer groups are coming out, and they are considered —— they are criticising ryanair, because they say on the website there is no mention of compensation. passengers are entitled to compensation, around £250 for a flight compensation, around £250 for a flight around 1500 kilometres, more if the flight is longer. also, in today's papers, criticism that passengers who have tried to rebook our having to pay for the extras again, things like extra luggage, extra legroom and so on. we can speak tojulian bray, aviation expert. as mike was saying, the ryanair do you sense it is another charity for pilots to work on a new contract, rather than accept this cash bonus

i'm living in lisbon now. [ cheers and applause ] p yeah? >> jimmy: yeah., we've always lived different lives. >> jimmy: i know we have. do you remember -- do you remember the last time you were here, you graced us with your presence. i was very excited that you were here. it was the last time that president obama visited our show. >> oh god, that was one of the most unforgettable moments of my life. i'm still having erotic dreams about it. [ laughter ]. i am. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: no. you weren't -- no, that's not the true. >> no it is the -- it is the true. [ laughter ] it's the truth. >> jimmy: well maybe it is. i don't know, but i do remember i introduced you guys. >> you did. you are the one. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i always wanted to meet him, and you did it. >> jimmy: i said -- it was so cool because i go -- i was with the president. i said, "come on over here and i go. i'd like to introduce you to madonna, and there you were. you were kind of like shy and you were in the -- you were just seeming like sexy, and cool, and like hi, like what's up? and he jus