i am going to create you duke of lithuania. but i thought you were completely broke, mr. ubu. in a few days, with your help, i shall be king of poland. you mean you will assassinate wenceslas? the bugger's no fool, he's guessed it. if it's a matter of killing wenceslas, i'm with you. i'm his deadly enemy, and i can answer for my men. oh, manure, i love you dearly for that. oh, god, man, how you stink. don't you ever wash? occasionally. never. i'm going to tread on your toes. fat lump of pshit. well, manure, that's all for now. but i swear to you, on the head of ma ubu, that i'm going to make you duke of lithuania. - but-- - silence, my angel. [music] master ubu. i have resolved to reward you for your many services as captain of dragoons. and i therefore proclaim you count of sandomir. oh, sire, i'm speechless with gratitude. tut. think nothing of it. but be sure to be present tomorrow morning at our grand review. i shall be there, sir. in the meantime, kindly deign to accept this magnificently decorated kazoo. you don't expect me to start playing a kazoo at my age, surely? oh,

each citizen of lithuania right down with their dream is. and maybe take a look at the warriors in kenya. and maybe to go to japan under buddhism. contra new york knicks earrings the exchange, whatever that dream is. they then make a contract with the foundation and say okay, i speak english and i agreed to give up as an arms of english teaching in return for a trip to kenya to live for a month. so they make their agreement. see the issue door out, this learning currency. interestingly we will see that your account is the account of your mobile phone. there you see my notes together. interestingly in lithuania, there's a number of nonprofits. whatever they do, whatever their agenda is, there's always a learning component with every single nonprofit. for example, personal culture, but there is a learning quotient , learning how to do permit culture. so anyway, i go off and i spend -- i teach and i earn my door a and then teach somebody unstaffed english, whatever it ip and then i go back to the lithuanian learning from haitian they have compl

everyone in lithuania has a dream. i think in america you call it the dream bucket? bucket? the bucket list. thank you. everybody has something -- has a bucket list, a dream within themselves, and so each citizens writes dwown what their dream is, and it may be to go live with the warriors in -- kenya or go learn buddhism, whatever, come to new york and experience the stock exchange, whatever the dream is, and so they then make a contract with the lit lithuania learning foundation and say, okay, i speak english, and i agree to give a thousand r's of english teaching in return for a trip to kenya to live with a masigh for a month. they make the agreements, and so they issue doras, this learning currency, and interestingly, we will see that, oh, the dora account is actually the account of the mobile phone, very streamlined all together. whatever they do, whatever the agenda, there always is a learning component with every single nonprofit. for example, it might be interested in permaculture, but there is a learning quotient to permaculture, learning how to do permaculture, how

lithuania loved us. >> dozens of people laughing.for you. just for you guys. [ cheers and applause ] with boy bands. do you guys want to hear the boy band -- >> jimmy: with boy bands -- >> and jean-claude van damme. >> jimmy: jean-claude van damme. i cannot wait for this. >> we just happen to have a microphone there. >> jimmy: we always have microphones here. >> wow. oh, you never know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yes, so we actually get a little sip of straight vodka here. >> jimmy: chris jericho, boy band version -- >> we jammed it out with the roots earlier, so we're gonna do it on a four count. if that's all right with the boys over here. ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ claude van damme ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh claude van damme ♪ ♪ claude van damme ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ ♪ claude van damme ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ ♪ claude van damme i never want to hear you say i want claude van damme ♪ ♪ two, three, four ♪ baby you light up my world just like claude van damme ♪ ♪ and when

>> the person who saved her and other jews was sugihara, a diplomat at the japanese consulate in lithuania. he issued visas to people from other countries. this allowed them to travel to japan and escape the nazis. the holocaust memorial museum in jerusalem has preserved some of sugihara's documents. he handwritten visas that saved 7 -- 6,000 lives. the foreign ministry sacked him when he returned to japan, he defied orders of his government that had friendly relations with nazi germany. after the war, sugihara said he had no regrets. >> he saved a lot of jews and was very courageous and really helped the jewish people to escape. >> the holocaust museum has planted a tree in his honor. it stands alongside a tree bearing the name of oskar schindler. after obtaining the visa, she and her family travelled through russia on the sea of japan. they moved to china and then india. they finally settled inland that is now part of israel. >> without the visa, we wouldn't have survived. there was no family. >> she has 3 children, and 12 grandchildren. the story of sugihara who died nearly 30 years ago

i had the good fortune to go back to my mother's village in lithuania near countess in lithuania. my mother never got back. i got there and i asked the people in that village, what's left from the time when my mother was here in 1911. oh, they said, that catholic church where she was baptized is still there. and there's an old well in the center of town where everybody came for water, your family must have used it. so i went and looked at that old well. couldn't even pick it out now because all the traffic circles are around it and the rest. but i thought about that moment when my grandparents called in their relatives and friends and said, we have an announcement. we're leaving. we're picking up everybody and we're going to america. we're going tceo p called east st. louis, illinois, because there's some lithuanians there from this area and they found work. stanley yokus, who was the pharmacist and druggist in that area was kind of like the godfather and people who didn't trust the local banks would leave their money with stanley. and the lithuanian community there, like many com

port gat, lall 53, a lithuania are doing better than the kids in california now. and when it come to hispanic kids in california, the latino population which is the future of california, they're doing even worse. so the mere fact that you've got the books headed toward balance doesn't mean you're making the investments in education, teachers, in improving stuff for the future that is essential for a society to thrive. >> speaking of those investments in the future. there have been two narratives about the sequester. one coming from the republicans saying it is no big deal. one coming from the democrats saying, this actually really is hurting people. sam stein at the "huffington post" compiled a list of 100 sequester stories from across the country. some that the democrats may want to focus on are food pantry is closed, meals on wheels cut. fewer head start positions. medicare patients turned away. housing services cut. the republicans want to focus on thing that seem more trivial. of course, the white house tour is being canceled. we've all heard about that. less

panel members visited several countries, visited the black sites where some of these were in poland, lithuania, et cetera, they talked to officials, they talked to detainees themselves, and they did an exhaustive research of the law and the united states has even brought prosecutions for the very same things that we did in some of those sites. >> brown: david irvine, former u.s. ambassador john bolton told the kwra +*eup that "this report is completely divorced from reality." the procedures were in his words "lawyered and lawyered again and lawyered again." >> i think if anyone takes time to read the report they will be overwhelmed by the volume of episodes where representatives of our government, our military brutally, brutally tortured many, many people. not just people who were among the worst of the worst as they had been characterized but often people who were guilty of nothing more than being in the wrong place at the wrong time. the claim that this was lawyered to death is an interesting claim because we have had years and years and decades of experience successfully interrogating priso

they uncovered many new details regarding the black sites in poland and lithuania. in poland, an official investigation has been hampered by the u.s. government's refusal to provide any -- and share any information, even as the polish prosecutors have issued indictments against polish officials for their role n facilitating the black site. in lithuania, prosecutors face many of the same problems of not being able to get information shared with them from the united states government. and in that particular case, they close the investigation in 011, and while they admit that there are sights there, they have no evidence of what prisoners were detained there. there have been a number of inquiries into the rendition program in the united kingdom, including one by the house of commons and one by the all-party parliamentary group headed by a conservative m.p. the task force will actually present our findings to them in june. and due to the growing legal and political consequences of the c.i.a.'s rendition program and network of secret prisons and the fact that officials c

they uncovered many new details regarding the black sites in poland and lithuania. in poland, an official investigation has been hampered by the u.s. government's refusal to provide any -- and share any information, even as the polish prosecutors have issued indictments against polish officials for their role in facilitating the black site. in lithuania, prosecutors face many of the same problems of being able to get shared with them from the united states government. and in that particular case, they close the investigation in 2011, and while they admit that there are sights there, they have no evidence of what prisoners were detained there. there have been a number of inquiries into the rendition program in the united kingdom, including one by the house of commons and one by the all-party parliamentary group headed by a conservative m.p. the task force will actually present our findings to them in june. and due to the growingal litil consequences of e c.i.a.'s rendition program and network of secret prisons and the fact that officials credibly assert that both bee

in lithuania, prosecutors face many of the same problems of not being able to get information sharedith them from the united states government. in that particular case they closed the investigation in 2011, and while they admit that they were black sites there, they have no evidence of what prisoners were detained. there've been a number of inquiries into the program in the united kingdom including one by the house of commons and one by the all party harmony to regroup headed by a conservative mp. the task force will actually present our findings to them in june. due to the growing legal and political consequences of the cia's program and network of secret prisons, and the fact that officials credibly assert that both programs have been discontinued, the task force recommends that the united states fully comply with its legal obligations under the convention against torture. and in cooperating with the pending investigations around the world and these lawsuits. president obama's early executive order also close the cia's black sites, but their effect on the cia's rendition of detaine

makes up 48% of the gas consumed in germany, 71% consumed in poland and turkey, 100% in latvia and lithuania, slovakia a bipartisan l3 seven january i introduced a bipartisan legislation of republicans and democrats together cosponsoring which would expedite the experts to nato allies and to japan. i've heard from many of our nato allies and japan that they have to buy our gas we talked about yesterday the gas in the global market. do you believe that the exports from the united states to these countries would strengthen our national security interest? >> thank you. that is an interesting question. i think many dynamics and the gas market address this question working with allies i want to start with that and exports are clearly one but i but also noted that if you look at the last few years just to the fact that the united states had this gas revolution led to the essentially diversion of a lot of lng there was targeting the united states to europe created a remarkable amount of stock market pricing and put pressure on the russian imports so i think there are many ways in which these dynami

invade lithuania. >> huh? >> stephanie: exactly. [ scooby-doo's "huh?"nie: i hope americans as a whole do nothing except find and punish the person responsible. if we acknowledge it isn't an existential threat, we can take reasonable steps to mitigate the threat without freak out and getting every flight with people who look mideastern grounded. banning backpacks from public spaces or launching wars. there is no way of stopping dedicated polls. from putting crappy little bombs in trash bins on street corners. thankfully it barely ever happens in the u.s. it is our responsibility to that fine american city to get back to normal. then he adds a quote from a new yorker. this is why as a new yorker, i'm look forward to when boston returns to despising us and our stupid city and overpaid ancient yankees and we return the sentiment. [ laughter ] that will be returned to normal. this [ bleep ] hole didn't accomplish a damn thing. good stuff. in salon. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i'm still recovering from the right-winger that called yesterday that literally used

in lithuania, prosecutors face many of the same problems of not being able to get information shared with them from the united states government. in that particular case, they closed the investigation in 2011 and while they admit that there were black sites there, they have no evidence of what prisoners were detained there. there have been a number of programs. one by the house of commons, and another headed by the conservative m.p. andrew tyre. the task force will actually present our findings to them in june. due to the growing legal and political consequences of the c.i.a.'s rendition program and met work of secret prisoners and the fact that officials creditably assert that both programs have been discontinued, the task force recommends that the united states fully comply with its legal obligations under the convention against torture. and in cooperating with the pending investigations around the world and these lawsuits. the president also closed the c.i.a.'s black sites. but their effect on the c.i.a.'s rendition of detainees to foreign custody is less clear. therefore, the tas

i think america is better because she came over on a boat from lithuania and managed to live here and make a life. you know what -- my story is not unique. what happened to her, was given to her, this opportunity, a this country but it is today. many people who fight back against immigration are ignoring who we are, our birthright as a nation. we went through three months of debate over this, at least, pate meetings, trying to figure out what was a just and fair way to resolve this. this notion that immigrants are somehow negative or bad for america, that is not a fact at all, never has been. with is a faire up approach. when it comes gaby and hundreds of thousands like her, she has never known any other country. this is her home. >> may i respond? it is not fair to characterize are resisting immigration, we are resisting illegal immigration. self-deportation is not some idea. is an idea where people may comply with all law by theires l so for it adopts, that you increase the penalties, people start complying with all law. if you ratchet up the penalties for violating the law, people

they uncovered many new details regarding the black sites in poland and lithuania. in poland an official investigation has been hampered by the u.s. government's refusal to provide any and share any information even as the polish prosecutors have issued indictments against polish officials. for their role in facilitating the black sites. in lithuania prosecutors face many of the same problems of not being able to get information shared with them from the united states government. and be -- and in that particular case they closed the investigation in 2011. and while they admit that there were black sites there, they have no evidence of what prisoners were detained there. there have been a number of inquiries into the rendition program in the united kingdom including one by the house of commons and one by the all-party parliamentary group headed by conservative mp andrew tyree. we will present our findings to them in june. due to the growing legal and political consequences of the cia's rendition program and network of secret prisons and the fact that officials credib