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it sounds bad, but he makes the same threat when little caesar's forgets his crazy bread.h and destruction." okay. that's right, it's day four of trump indictment watch 2023 and -- [ laughter ] -- still nothing. uh, it feels like one of those viral videos that says, "wait for it." and in two minutes, you're like, "i don't know if i'm going to wait anymore. this is --" [ laughter ] four days. four days. we're basically -- we're basically -- all went into labor and four days later, we're still chewing on ice chips. you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] meanwhile, i heard that melania trump is still angry at her husband over the stormy daniels scandal and doesn't sympathize with him for facing charges. that's shocking given how warm and affectionate she and donald are in public. [ laughter ] you can tell melania's mad because the last three nights, donald's been sleeping on the golden futon. [ laughter ] well, get this, florida governor ron desantis said that he would not accept an offer to be trump's running mate. that's shocking given how warm and affectionate he and donal

. >> i think the giants are still a little on the fence. i know caesar sports book had them at 81 wins this year and only the a's at 60. a little tough to swallow. i don't know if you are a giants' fan, maybe 81 is not too good. also predictions already out. no surprise that mostly in the top five are the dodgers and padres , of course the yankees. giants coming in at 17, according to offender will, with the a's coming in at dead last . kind of puts it into perspective when you hear those predictions of what people are expecting . >> i'm going to put them higher though. i'm hoping for the best, especially for a's fans. they deserve that. with the giants, 81 wins, a lot of people say that sounds about right. i will put them higher, i think they will make a run for that wild-card spot. i think they are spot on with that 81. >> we did speak with one of the host for 95 .7, and talked about what he is looking forward to with the season. >> my question, do they have enough top pitching? do they have a god like last year and the year before, who could be alongs

amphibious assault ship saratov and together with it, they destroyed a little bit, uh, a little bit of other ships as well, caesaryes, the cleaning is just beautiful, it also sounds good. shared by valery zaluzhny, let's see, we need some of those good, pleasant ones to wash the next trolling of muscovites by valery zaluzhny. by the way, already from this video it was assumed that the solution to how it happened was finally solved , namely, you saw the launch of the u point of such an outdated rocket, uh, which still remained on ukrainian weapons, the armed forces of ukraine used the alley very effectively and efficiently from the first days, i want to praise the team of communications of valery zaluzhny because they edited it so beautifully and romantically, it seemed like they just kissed a military ship, bang - it flew this one on one little bit of the sea yes, but a little bit of beautiful clouds a little bit hm such a beautiful big general plan to understand how powerful this blow was and such music was also put on well, just so that everything was completed so aesthetically okay, well, of course, the muscov

that was founded in the forty-third year bc by the roman commander, associate of julius caesar in the bagaev war a littlee than half a century later , a theater was built in the city, it has survived to this day. if rome grew up on the seven hills , luk dunum leon grew up on three fourvière cruaros and ducheres, a grandiose amphitheater that could seat up to 10,000 spectators built a furier on the hill, according to according to one version, the name of the settlement, luk dunum , can mean the hill of the god of the meadow, the bow of one of the highest deities in celtic mythology, according to beliefs, it could turn into a crow. it is interesting that it was on the first coins minted here. there was an image of this divine bird during the heyday of the lugdonoma in the city amphitheater , gladiator fights and eloquence contests were held by the standards of ancient rome, there was a huge city. 50,000 people lived in it. antique monuments and medieval temples great restaurants and great shops all this and more it only attracts a legion of foreigners to lyon ; there are sometimes so many of them here that

little bit of family rivalry right there. that is always a lot of fun. also, we've got to talk about predictions as well. caesar sports book is putting the giants at 81 wins the season and the a's at 60. >> i put the a's a little bit higher. i think fans definitely deserve that. when it comes to the giants though, a lot of people are looking forward to the season. we did talk with 95.7 the game host, joe schaap ski who tells us what he is paying attention to when it comes to the season. >> my big question is, do they have enough top and pigeon? do they have a guy like last year -- who can be alongside logan webb and anchor the front of the rotation. i think that puts everything in place for the bullpen and the rest of the team. i do think they are going to head. defensively, i've got to see at first. >> i think it is a good perspective especially when we think of this last season and goslin the season before, there are pictures that we will be paying attention too. also, fans are going to be paying attention about how to get to the a's game today. >> and if you're coming into the game, give yourself some extra

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maybe all the same , it was necessary to come a little bit of feeling, let me remind you, as it was said to god god and to caesared third rome will forever be a thing of the past, because kiev is already the fourth rome for a long time. well, the question is, is there a fifth rome? zelensky is also an amplifier? of course there is, this is skyrim so they say the scrolls are ancient in them. he told the president of ukraine that he did not specify what exactly was meant. well , you understand that this, of course, is a fake. well then you understand that zelensky just couldn’t say that, because he can’t pronounce so many words in a row if they were not written to him by the screenwriter, well, this is a fake, which shows very convincingly. here is the train of thought of such a collective arrest officer of a ukrainian politician. but here's what the american presenter says. it is surprising to see the current situation, when the authorities are expelling monks from a monastery that has existed since the 11th century and in whose ovens saints are buried , such behavior is inappropriate for liberal democracies, so

little bit of a boon there for president. she's diplomatic credentials surely. well certainly, that's the way they jean caesars, according to china. she didn't thing is in russia acting as an envoy, piece the global statesman. they're doing what he can to end, the war crane, and certainly trying to promote dialogue between the 2 sides. now, if she is successful, bringing lensky and fruit and back to the negotiating table, that would certainly be major when, who she knows she is trying to capitalize on the momentum built by the successful pew. he's deal that was broken by beijing between saudi arabia and ron earlier this month now says that it is an impartial policy in this conflict. but there have been questions raised about the extent of its neutrality and for good reason. because we have seen ties between staging and moscow deep and since the invasion of ukraine we seen, for example, escalating joint military drills. we've also seen beijing and russian trade sol, it's now worth about $190000000000.00. and that has sold about 30 percent since russia's invasion of rain, and a lot of that is cheap oil and gas t

caesar is ready to make a decision. where will his little, how can one disrespectful person with socks decide the fate? you need at least five respected people, well, never mind they will come up with such a game where teams from different cities will gather a large hall, take the balls and throw it into the ring. someday we'll come up with a game like this. where there will be all the bright scenery - a cult presenter, which will be closed for a while, and then it will triumphantly return and people will again guess agutin's song from three notes . someday i will come up with such a game. how to explain perling? get out already. on kvn touches someday we will come up with a game where everyone will be equal people from the capital from the outback women's teams. and the leading presenter will stand at the pedestal, they wear it on their heads. although olezhka participates in all the jokes, you never know, give greens already. i want hearts with laurel. this is how cleopatra tried the clearing for the first time, and the residents of raven

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caesar act u. busy s and e youth action and we can imagine the countryway can help you the oil can not use the wheat and. busy is harvey surviving were the little edits to see and managing the country and want to reconstruct after the war that the expense that the cost reached between $500.00 to $800000000.00. and on top of that, now the government needs to be with a natural disaster. this is a lot for government or any government to deal with. this is why china, russia and the whole why to, with a little bit of sense toward humanity, regardless of the syrian or non syrian is inviting us to lift all of the sanction. because there is no need for very long paper, explaining which article, which paragraph and what's where people can send or not to send to syria. the americans could have said we suspend. busy or the sanctions and can further notice and then everybody will go and support you for one reason. busy because everybody need to do some business and reconstruct interior is also. busy official, if we don't want to look at the many inside and supporting people in the i. yes. the henry kissinger rules for diplomacy. last thing here, elijah, yo

little as he at the same party with immigrant. right. and so say that democratic governments and the kevin is mccarthy, is the opposition part. mccarthy, of course, he won't. you won't go in the caesar lensky and his being attacked in nato nation media. what about japan? right, right. what about, i mean, we've seen a bible expansionism in the philippines. you're saying, you know, usually the rank biden does go for it. we've seen it in the philippines for me. okay. shita in clare of. what's that? what is that about as the i m f. organize is a $15600000000.00 deal, which presumably china must have known about because china invest in the i'm of sure. yeah. but a deal is not for military reasons, right? i little will never give that deal for military reasons. for japan and others. now, i'll fill you face to face, right? in the recent, you know, of a few basic these are all part of what american called into pacific strategy. well, we know, i know that i follow very closely. the don't forget, i said, is still relatively creative stage. they are try to form a strategic encirclement all contaminants, you know, military contaminants or against china by this little it's a slow emotion, but it

caesar too. our first guest is an emmy and psych award-winning actor and director who has been entertaining us since there were little one week from today. please welcome jason bateman. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow. what a role you are on, jason bateman. i mean, first off winning all the awards during awards season. you come out with this movie. "air," pop in there. people are talking about ben affleck and that other guy and then there is you scaling the show. right in the right in the middle of this movie. oh, man. what must it be like to be you besides that haircut from the '80s that you still have? [laughter] >> jason: big laugh. [laughs] offensively. black. this whole rich edwing over here, i have got to get rid of because the movie -- i kept it for possible recruits, you -- but now it is released and so i can cut it. >> jimmy: unless you are shooting the sequel now and we don't know about it. >> jimmy: my wife won't sleep with me with short hair. term is that true? how long -- she want it? >> jason: well, anytime -- anything that makes me look less like the jason bateman she knows. [laughter] chairman

little bit shorter that you tell i didn't preferred outcome probably would have been at work russian victory that would have allowed them to basically see and isolated ukraine. muchly beller, is that they could have caesar were metals invested in. now they're worried about possible rushing to feet and it doesn't really go well for them. all right, thanks so much for your analysis of that. thank you very much. now in ukraine, president of them is that it is said these invited china talks on ukraine that followed president putin saying moscow would be forced to react. if nato sends ammunition supplies to crime that contain depleted uranium, bring all of us into the picture now with all correspondence, stephanie deck as she joins us live from kids. so let's start with that. invite, what are you hearing about that? i just been as a join to recorded statement and by the 2 men following the day visit here, of the japanese prime minister japan is hosting the g 7 in may of this year as so this is an invitation extended to vladimir zalinski. you said he will be attending via video link as he often does in these kinds of conferences and the japanese prime minister toward keith today. paying respects to fallen sol

maybe all the same , it was necessary to come a little feeling, let me remind you, as it was said to god to god and to caesaris this skyrim so say the scrolls of the ancients. the president of ukraine said not specifying what exactly is meant. well , you understand that this, of course, is a fake. well then you understand that zelensky just wanted to say he couldn’t, because he can’t pronounce so many words in a row if they are not written to him by the screenwriter, well, this is a fake, which shows very convincingly. here is the train of thought of such a collective arrest of a ukrainian politician, but here is what the american presenter says. it is surprising to see the current situation, when the authorities are expelling monks from the monastery, which exists in the eleventh century and in the ovens of which the saints are kept, such behavior is indecent for a liberal democracy, therefore it begs thought. there are those who read zelensky especially as a hero, who hailed him. who assured that this person needs to be given and expressed support in every possible way, but at the same time, christians que

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