how about you, littleman? >> what the hell did you just say?u all sit down. >> i'm in here for assault, bitch. you want a reenactment. >> hey. what about you, old man? >> old man? son, i'm the craziest dude in here. stabbed my neighborhood to death and then ate his fingers so they couldn't i.d. the body. >> damn, that's insane. >> oh, yeah? you think that's insane? i paid 500 grand to get my daughter into usc. [ cheers and applause ] >> wait, what? g you heard me. i paid 5nd to a women's crew coach to say my daughter was good