butler. we thank you so much for being with us. join us at noon for live coverage of the memorial. - i wrote that! i'm liz lemon. your man is over 30, "and still wears a nametag to work, that's a dealbreaker." but not you, mike. that's not you. mike, leave my cutout alone. oh! okay. oh! yeah. okay, you know, i'm gonna do the same thing to your cutout. oh, wait, you don't have one, because you're nobody. [rip] ow! blam-o! another successful interaction with a man! [exciting jazz music] ♪ - yes, mr. geiss, of course. well, i'll only be in d.c. for the day, but if i find time, i'll be sure to go see fonzie's jacket. you sit on it as well. [chuckles] - hey, if you're going to d.c., i lost my retainer there during a junior high field trip. - what can i do for you, lemon? - well, i wanted to give you a copy of my book. they used your blurb. - "lemon numbers among my employees." - sir, your bus to washington leaves in half an hour. - you're taking a bus? - i have to. ever since these buffoons from detroit took private planes, the rest of us have to put on a show. and now, your president-- who, by the way, is kenyan and