i will not spout your lies, liz lemon.y merry christmas from kabletown. - ever since tracy got nominated for a golden globe, he thinks he's sean penn. - well, they have both had screaming fights with wyclef jean. we'll just do this without him. merry christmas, jenna. you can say both lines. - [crying] merry christmas from kabletown and all of us at tgs. i think we got it. [sobbing] - wait, are--are you okay? "tom ford and elton john invite you to new queer's eve." what is this? - nqe is the new year's party. everyone dresses up as a cultural figure from the past year. also replicas of the david urinate vodka. - oh, god. - paul and i were gonna come up with an amazing couple's costume. but now that he's gone, what's the point? this party means so much to me. i don't know what i'm gonna do without it. - the party or paul? - the party, liz. - good news. we don't have to do these promos after all. nbc says they want them from every show but us. - good year, everyone. [exciting jazz music] ♪ - [sighs] - what christmas card did

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- liz lemon, you look hot. - really? - i swear to kaballah monster. thos jeans are perfect. ok at your butt. - oh, my god. is that me? - liz, it's the dream. boy on the bottom, girl on the top. - o.m. god, those jeans are zing! - this online slang dictionary says it's short for "amazing." or it's a club drug made from a tooth whitener. either way you win. - i'll wear these jeans out, and i'll take ten more pairs! - 'tastic. shall i put the pants you had on in with the jeans? - no. burn them. burn them! [exciting jazz music] ♪ - i'm sorry i was late this morning, sir. i was attacked in my apartment-- - quiet. - congressional candidate regina bookman... - are they really talking about that woman? - ...making political hay out of the wheat field that is the nbc-kabletown merger-- who wrote this? jared, honestly? bookman told reporters, quote, "the merger of nbc and kabletown is bad for the consumer. "i don't trust their executive leadership, "and kabletown still has an auxiliabutton "on their remote. "what is that for? it just makes the screen go blue." - why is she still talkin

. - good question, liz lemon.win an oscar, it opens up an elite level of actor craziness-- throwing telephones at hotel employees, speaking to the u.n. about some messed-up crap in africa, and i'm definitely getting a private island. - you're getting an island? - every crazy a-lister owns an island-- nicholas cage, celine dion, charles widmore. this is a whole new world in front of me, l.l. i'm like stout cortez! he's my gardener. he's easily amazed. - you have two choices here. either you can stay in your room, like a child, or you can get out there and do your job. thank you. - oh, i'm sorry. that was misleading. i'm not gonna rehearse. i'm gonna get a sandwich and then eat it on the toilet. - what are you wearing? - my nbc page dress blues. i want to look good, in case i get on camera. - on what camera?

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and today is liz lemon, i believe, is what they're -- >> okay. >> so good for them. >>> sad day for annette funicello's fans and her family. i just loved her, she was my generation, probably not yours. but i grew up watching hayley mills and annette funicello. and thinking what would my life be like if mr. disney liked me, too. and i met her one time and she was gracious and really sweet. we talk so much about people battling cancer. i guess there's two ways to battle it, hoda. you can feel bitter about it or let it make you better like it has you. i never saw an ounce of self-pity. and some of my favorite people in the world have been through this. but there wasn't a lot known about m.s. back then. and she literally came out of the shadows with the disease because they were going to go public with the story that it was, that she was battling -- alcohol addiction. >> i do remember that. >> and she said no. you know what, frank's first wife, same thing. >> m.s.? >> uh-huh. and we had another friend, whose wife -- they all thought it was alcoholism and it wasn't, it was m.s. so many of the sy

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liz can raise it. [gasps] oh, no. crazy hormone swing. why does everything smell like onions? [screams] [breathing heavily] - lemon. boundaries. got it. [exciting jazz music] ♪ - in here, you can see one of nbc's editing bays. - tracy jordan, the star of tgs and numerous films, has died. - no! no, it can't be! i'm not done with him, jacob! he stays on this side! - kenneth, tracy's not dead. nbc news makes obituaries for celebrities to have them ready. they're just updating tracy's to include his recent submarine d.u.i. - oh, thank goodness. say, do you think i could get a copy of that to show mr. jordan? that way, he can see his own funeral, just like tom sawyer! well, tom was a fellow from my town we accidentally buried alive.

lemon, we have news. like god, i created man. - we're having a boy. - that's great. congratulations. - think about it, liz.man my boy dates will get compared to me, and they will be found wanting. - he's very lucky to have you as his mother. - i'll tell you why he's lucky. he's got an old dad. - i'm sorry? - i had an old dad. it was awesome. i could get away with anything. this is just what i need... to store my rock collection. - lemon, i'm not an old dad. 50 is the new 40... for men. but 50 is still 60 for women. - whatevs, tony randall. - whatevs, indeed, because that makes you jack klugman. - damn! i'm a writer. i'm messy. i'm a loveable curmudgeon. that is solid!