of texas was appointed secretary of the treasury and i wrote a poem called a short history of lloyd bentsen'srelations with special interest groups, which was the man is known for pro quo quidness. in texas, that's how folks do bidness. [laughter] >> i kind of knew bidness was coming actually. [laughter] >> $50 a line. >> $50 a line is not bad. >> no, no. >> that's pretty gooo. >> and, you know, and we had two bush presidents, one of them got a two-line poem when his college transcript... >> i remember that, right. >> ...from ale, you know, to no apparent effect on the campaign. and it was: obliviously, on he sails, with marks not quite as good as quayle's. [laughter] >> also $50 a line. >> fifty a line. [laughter] got our money's worth out of that one. >> i had kind of a soft spot for george h.w. bush so i wrote... >> sure. >> ...i wrote a longer poem about him when he left the white house, which was, fair. you know, george bush is not a good rhyme. >> you'd think it would, a lot of things would rhyme with bush... >> exactly, but... >> ...you'd think. >> tush rhymes with... >> not, not a wor