by the way, panda express, number one airport fast food chain, get the lo mein, it comes with fried rice. and it's going to be the highest-rated debate in the history of television. why because whoever wins i'm going to marry them, all right? televised wedding, spectacular. huge exposure, lavish honeymoon to the colbert national tower in toronto, canada. see the skydome, see the blue jays, number one baseball team in ontario. call me, candidates, this offer expires when i say it does. see you at the debate. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) welcome back, everybody! my guests tonight won three grammy this is year. wow! one more and that's four! please welcome the black keys! (cheers and applause) hey, thank you very much. dan, patrick, good to see you again. those lights tried to kill me. all right, good to see you back. the album you won three grammys for this year is called "brothers," right? >> yes. >> stephen: okay, welcome to the club! welcome to the grammy club. >> right. >> stephen: right. i won a grammy. (cheers and applause) >> congratulations. >> stephen: thank you very